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/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Palin has heart... and she'll feed her kids with it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 507px; height: 376px;" src="http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v335/9/4/17400835/n17400835_31021067_8604.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who says you can't be a mom, a gun owner AND SEXY?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 507px; height: 432px;" src="http://photos-835.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v318/9/4/17400835/n17400835_31024043_8631.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Picking up the kids from hockey practice and practicing my right to protest! Another day in the life of a normal small-town mom!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 511px; height: 340px;" src="http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v318/9/4/17400835/n17400835_31022745_3951.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Precious Moments!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v318/9/4/17400835/n17400835_31023006_3445.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If fur is murder, death row must be FABULOUS!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v318/9/4/17400835/n17400835_31022570_6888.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 534px; height: 534px;" src="http://photos-835.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v318/9/4/17400835/n17400835_31024235_5087.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Track hates when I do this!! I guess it's not cool for your mom to hang out with your friends eventhough it's her DUTY!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-6135124043746043179?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/feeds/6135124043746043179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20267651&amp;postID=6135124043746043179' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/6135124043746043179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/6135124043746043179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/2008/09/presidential-vices.html' title='Presidential Vices'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-8284977597069208082</id><published>2007-02-19T09:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-19T09:06:23.612-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Like a Neon Sign in a Tornado</title><content type='html'>May she finally rest in peace.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/ninejuanjuan/Like-a-Neon-Sign-in-a-Torna.gif" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-8284977597069208082?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/feeds/8284977597069208082/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20267651&amp;postID=8284977597069208082' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/8284977597069208082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/8284977597069208082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/2007/02/like-neon-sign-in-tornado.html' title='Like a Neon Sign in a Tornado'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-116416703873979897</id><published>2006-11-21T19:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-21T19:43:58.756-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I don't know where that hand's been, honey!</title><content type='html'>Where the hell was this shit when I was home watching Reeeg and Kathy Lee all the way through the  Ripa replacement years? &lt;br /&gt;SERIOUSLY! Daytime TV is back!&lt;br /&gt;CLAY Vs. KELLY, ROSIE VS. KELLY.....GAYS! I hope Rosie's blog is buzzing with all this. I imagine her entry to be like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;today&lt;br /&gt;shocked&lt;br /&gt;regis and homophobe&lt;br /&gt;it's my view&lt;br /&gt;this day in age&lt;br /&gt;this clay on stage&lt;br /&gt;just a kid&lt;br /&gt;someday&lt;br /&gt;peace&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/csJl2uJ9JGE"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/csJl2uJ9JGE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/13p-95DTgSA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/13p-95DTgSA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" 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where that hand&apos;s been, honey!'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-116309220987526739</id><published>2006-11-09T09:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-09T09:15:25.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>MEth-A-LiSciOuS</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/ninejuanjuan/fergiliscious.gif"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-116309220987526739?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-116302527791678926?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/feeds/116302527791678926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20267651&amp;postID=116302527791678926' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/116302527791678926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/116302527791678926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/2006/11/not-mama.html' title='Not the 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height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sauces&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4yndReNRrRY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4yndReNRrRY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Leftovers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SqVXYRaEdso"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SqVXYRaEdso" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-116284935925019087?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/feeds/116284935925019087/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20267651&amp;postID=116284935925019087' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/116284935925019087'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/116284935925019087'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/2006/11/embarrass-potatos-until-well.html' title='Embarrass the potatos until well humiliated (Embarrassment times may vary)'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-116225981921898819</id><published>2006-10-30T17:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-31T14:04:20.206-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Turn that thing off! (Momarattzi)</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wBdAZF8olqU"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wBdAZF8olqU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8vQCQnQTmmo"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8vQCQnQTmmo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6dklazk2WIA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6dklazk2WIA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JYJ8e_EVFDY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JYJ8e_EVFDY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wbtSYYnWSlk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wbtSYYnWSlk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Amber You're starting to piss me off!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G1G4m2d7T6g"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G1G4m2d7T6g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Please notice the Floggy Molly t-shirt AND the Advent Wreath!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x31sQgMUjHA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x31sQgMUjHA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Moms going to OzzFEST!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2SFuqR3P__s"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2SFuqR3P__s" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(how do you say "get off AIM" in korean?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6-4TXc2PvTM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6-4TXc2PvTM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YJt3Ww4DtDI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YJt3Ww4DtDI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(MAX! Give me the fucking phone....don't be stupid)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9aNuFkRhiiA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9aNuFkRhiiA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-116225981921898819?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/feeds/116225981921898819/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20267651&amp;postID=116225981921898819' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/116225981921898819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/116225981921898819'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/2006/10/turn-that-thing-off-momarattzi.html' title='Turn that thing off! (Momarattzi)'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-116136470929421962</id><published>2006-10-20T10:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-20T10:18:29.333-07:00</updated><title type='text'>DANCE! DANCE! DANCE! (like nobodys watching)</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3hB3Jl7F9qw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3hB3Jl7F9qw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-116136470929421962?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/feeds/116136470929421962/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20267651&amp;postID=116136470929421962' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/116136470929421962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/116136470929421962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/2006/10/dance-dance-dance-like-nobodys.html' title='DANCE! DANCE! DANCE! (like nobodys watching)'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-116112163235858404</id><published>2006-10-17T14:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-17T14:47:12.383-07:00</updated><title type='text'>That dead hooker just keeps falling...</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://www.blinkyou.com/codes/flash/girl.swf" menu="false" quality="high" width=300 height=200 type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer/"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;p&gt;Click on her &lt;a href='http://www.myspace.com/ninejuanjuan'&gt;:)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-116112163235858404?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/feeds/116112163235858404/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20267651&amp;postID=116112163235858404' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/116112163235858404'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/116112163235858404'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/2006/10/that-dead-hooker-just-keeps-falling.html' title='That dead hooker just keeps falling...'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-115980045621175448</id><published>2006-10-02T07:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-02T07:47:36.226-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You can't fool me MOBY!</title><content type='html'>Chiuahuahs, Reverend Jen (girl with the elf ears), Debbie Harry, disco balls, shotty you-tube video stylings. Yeeeah it all seems pretty cool, but Moby is behind it all. That can't be good. I like meat and cheese waaay to much to fall into his schemes. (although I do like the song).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qkXUFglBNCQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qkXUFglBNCQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-115980045621175448?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/feeds/115980045621175448/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20267651&amp;postID=115980045621175448' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SGtWssdauME"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SGtWssdauME" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/S21r4oU4Wrs"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S21r4oU4Wrs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b1-PV2bfd3k"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b1-PV2bfd3k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o1akSx_asHA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o1akSx_asHA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-115915142635218618?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/feeds/115915142635218618/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20267651&amp;postID=115915142635218618' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/115915142635218618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/115915142635218618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/2006/09/like-i-said-im-5000-sure.html' title='Like I  said I&apos;m 5000%  Sure.'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-115913460903792707</id><published>2006-09-24T14:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-24T14:50:09.053-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Diet Coke + Mentos: taking suburbia by storm!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9nB05FiZI0Y"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9nB05FiZI0Y" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"KYLE! Listen to me!" -Mom&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s4B88kWyaLg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s4B88kWyaLg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's real artistry in the technique and execution here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/up1DoY8Cfwg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/up1DoY8Cfwg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-115913460903792707?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/feeds/115913460903792707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20267651&amp;postID=115913460903792707' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/115913460903792707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/115913460903792707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/2006/09/diet-coke-mentos-taking-suburbia-by.html' title='Diet Coke + Mentos: taking suburbia by storm!'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-115896056249639497</id><published>2006-09-22T14:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-22T14:29:22.520-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"I need my dolls"</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5983/2026/1600/doll2.png"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5983/2026/320/doll2.png" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5983/2026/1600/doll.png"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5983/2026/320/doll.png" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5983/2026/1600/john.png"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5983/2026/320/john.png" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been depicted as a doll multiple times this week. Which do you think most closely captures my grandeur? Keep in mind that "pit-stains" were not included in the body ebellishment options.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-115896056249639497?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/feeds/115896056249639497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20267651&amp;postID=115896056249639497' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/115896056249639497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/115896056249639497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/2006/09/i-need-my-dolls.html' title='&quot;I need my dolls&quot;'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-115886178896915036</id><published>2006-09-21T10:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-21T11:36:18.730-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How Andy puts his Warhol on.</title><content type='html'>"When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships." -Andy Warhol&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x82gWQFEpQA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x82gWQFEpQA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"When I got my Myspace page, I stopped caring so much about having actual close relationships." Nine-Juan-Juan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/4153/mymyspacevh0.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b-hlTmWVOSw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b-hlTmWVOSw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"They love our women and they love our style"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-115886178896915036?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/feeds/115886178896915036/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20267651&amp;postID=115886178896915036' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/115886178896915036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20267651/posts/default/115886178896915036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/2006/09/how-andy-puts-his-warhol-on.html' title='How Andy puts his Warhol on.'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-115879854552152392</id><published>2006-09-20T16:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-20T17:40:29.636-07:00</updated><title type='text'>John,  You're still in the running to be  America's  Next Top Model...</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9509/modelsfn5.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well it's  baaaaaack! Which means more awkward dialogue, sloppy post-production voice over edits, retarded girls and Tyra morphing from demure Tyra to sassy black Tyra faster than Oprah ever could. Of course there can only be one winner who after their meteoric rise into mediocrity will soon fade away and if lucky will land a yogurt commercial or a Tranny Fashion Show Judge cameo on Tyra's talk show. ANTM lets take a look at your best shots:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IxcCvtlPPgs"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IxcCvtlPPgs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"oMG!! OMG!!  I'm calling 911!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/29SuuEKztPc"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/29SuuEKztPc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have Tyra Clocked at 2.1  seconds in her transition from demure to ghetto.&lt;br /&gt;"LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thesse are not ANTM related but need to be seen. Tyra's interviewing style is somewhere between Babs Walters and Billy Bush:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_GksUfZCJ50"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_GksUfZCJ50" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NN876UcS3r0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NN876UcS3r0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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Model...'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-115872395816771029</id><published>2006-09-19T20:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-19T20:45:58.180-07:00</updated><title type='text'>IT'S ALL TOO SOON</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/5637/toosoonstevendanbe9.gif"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-115872395816771029?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-115870420931635223</id><published>2006-09-19T15:09:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-19T16:27:20.400-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You Too Can Have It All!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5983/2026/1600/checkitoutec2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5983/2026/400/checkitoutec2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20267651-115870420931635223?l=thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-115734842617565920</id><published>2006-09-03T21:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-03T22:40:27.366-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I am so Lucky....you lucky bitch.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qrkQWjEDu3U"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qrkQWjEDu3U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qtpWvvCHzNs"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qtpWvvCHzNs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" 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rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelastmenstruationofbeaarthur.blogspot.com/2006/09/i-am-so-luckyyou-lucky-bitch.html' title='I am so Lucky....you lucky bitch.'/><author><name>Juanicito</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17197801444138877252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13223447643157814505'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267651.post-115734458685561513</id><published>2006-09-03T21:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-19T15:24:28.486-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yeah...Jaaaackie.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oL0-9nrRhUw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oL0-9nrRhUw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" 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