.

When you're living in abject poverty, boning hairy chicks wearing hijabs, remember you had a chance in the 70's before you kicked the Shah out.

2008-08-09T09:23:00.000-07:00

Again, this comment below is so brilliant... must be a standalone post. Thank you Anonymous.

I could say several good things about Iranians (persians) but nothing good about the Iranian regime. If you're too big of a pussy to stand up to a shitty government like we did in 1776 then you've got no right to bitch if the rest of the world drops a fat boy in your lap. Pick your poison - revolt and install a democratic and peaceful regime, expect some serious oversight and military presence from the UN and NATO, or be thankful we're willing to put our asses on the line to defend human rights and freedom by bombing the living shit out you and rebuilding your piss hole desert slum. The oil days are thankfully just about over and nobody cares about anything else in your sand dune. When you're living in abject poverty, boning hairy chicks wearing hijabs, remember you had a chance in the 70's before you kicked the Shah out. How many times do we have to bail your loser asses out? Your religion sucks (as do all religions but your REALLY sucks) and you can suck Mohammeds uncircumsided and totally mortal 3 inch cock. Islam is a step above Scientology.

Anyway, I don't give a rats ass who kidnapped Iran, I just know you greasy fucks would rather drive 20 year old BMW's and pretend your Hollywood Producers wearing a "Charmed" Tv Series ballcap to cover your bald spots while you try pimp blonde girls at Starbucks.

On second thought, I don't have shit nice to say about Iranians. Fuck all of you, suck on my nuke.

"The mullahs have kidnapped Iran"

2007-06-11T08:01:00.000-07:00

Allright. Here's a comment from Iranian-American that we'd like to make a separate post. Very sincere y'know.

As an Iranian-American who was old enough to remember the 1980s in Iran as a kid, I think an Iran with nuclear weapons is a scary one, it's like giving a loaded gun to a kid. Iran has much more urgent issues to deal with than nuclear weapons, just look at unemployment rate, inflation, corruption and brain drain just to name a few. Also, the Iranian government is very scary, they want you to think that it's a democracy but it's really not, they do not represent but 5% percent of the population and their supporters on TV that most westerners see are victims of a propaganda war. Most of those folks are government employees whose jobs and livelihood depends on their attendance to these propaganda rallies. It's really a shame that these religeous, hard headed, stubborn right wingers have kidnapped Iran and have given us all a bad reputation around the world. Just read some of the posts on this website, there is so much hatred of Iranians that it really hurts. Actually calling for a country with 70 million people to be attacked by nuclear bombs is unbelievable to me! I never realized people can have so much hatred for others they have never met before considering that most Iranians are very educated, secular, peaceful and loving people that don't really care about the Middle Eastern politics and do not in any way identify with the Iranian government. THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT IS NOT DEMOCRATIC AND DOES NOT REPRESENT THE PEOPLE. It's like hating all Cubans because of what Castro says. 95% of all Iranians hate their government, they're just too afraid to speak up as they kill you if you say anything against the government. Bottom line is that people are just people everywhere, some good, some bad, you should not hate anyone you don't know. I hope for a day that we can all love and respect one another and live in harmony. There are no winners in a nuclear conflict, it's very self-destructing to human kind which is the point lost in most of these discussions.

Hey Tell the Iranian President, what's his name again?

2007-03-27T22:56:00.000-07:00

The comment below is so great that I decided to make it a standalone post.

Hesadickjihad?

Maybe its time we gave our MOAB some proper field testing, when the Pentagon decides to blow those fuckers up, I'm going to run down to the local Target as get one of those dirtbag muslim cashiers who refuse to ring up pork - well I'm buying a few 100 packs of Grade A US Bacon, and they can attach them to the tips of those MOAB and drop'em on those Sandfucker - by the way, I like my bacon extra crispy - just the way I like Radical Muslim Islamo-Facist pieces of shit like the ones from Iran and oh yeah, you sneaky backstabbing Sunni Shiite-heads over in Saudi Arabia, your days are numbered too.

So let me go run out, buy a bottle of wine, bring my wonderful dog with me and pick up a nice crispy plate of bacon, and read all about the iradiated oil fields of the Middle East, I mean hey - they all seem to want to live like it was 1,000 years ago - no problem, we here in the United State of America - we aim to please, so we'll bomb your raghead asses back into the stone age...

Oh and by the way - what's your bullshit about it being the Holy Land - not for the Infidel's, hey dickheads, you sandfuckers and your bullshit Islamo-fake religon have only been around for like 1400 years, well guess what ass wipes - God (the REAL God the one who doesn't supposedly love to see his children killing everything in sight like you assholes) and Jesus were around well before you pieces of human waste - so technically since Christianity was in the Middle East before you Islamo-losers guess what - the Middle East is the Holy Land of Christianity so you dickheads are the Infidels, so get the fuck outta Dodge, pack up Mecca and get the fuck out you pathetic excuse for humans and your bullshit religion (who the fuck believes in a religion where their God wants people to blow themselves up!!!!) Your committing a mortal sin you assholes - No Virgins for you, but say hi to the dude with the pitch fork, his business must be robust with all of your sinning piles of garbage killing yourselves.

Iranians can't spell: more feedback

2006-05-13T08:06:00.000-07:00

Here's another peice of feedback we got.

Email: cseorder@csearab.org

fuck u asshole. mother fucker like u always thinks of human distruction. if u attack iran, it will bring all arab natins together. and imagin what will hapen, we will fuck u all and rape ur mother and sisters.denmark and united states will cry for mercy and petrol. get ready and purchase cycles and camils 4rm us. coz we r going 2 cut ur penis and petrol and oil.

Wonderful, wonderful.
Does anyone have any theories regarding the widespread love
for text message style that individuals of an ethnic group in question display?

My guess is that they just dislike effort as such. Spelling requires effort. Writing in proper English requires certain effort if such is not your first language. Many other things this particular group of people doesn't do (like dressing neatly, keeping their face shaven and being punctual on their taxpayer duties) also require EFFORT.

This tendency also raises a thought or two regarding the military capabilities of iranian army... you see, Ahmed (or whatever the fuck your face is) , things like organized resistance to a foreign invasion and effective management of nuclear facilities all require effort and discipline and time-management. Which your kind of people seems to lack a habit for.

See, guys, this is why I say "nuke them fuckers". They're hardly worth the fuel cost associated with the delivery of the warheads. Maybe the money should be instead allocated to IRS and DHS to crack corruption among our fellow Iranian Americans who systematically abuse the various governmental welfare systems. We shipe'em all back home to Bam and Bushehr so they no longer have internet access and free time at hand to send us their illiterate shit.

Now, on the subject of cutting off oil. Did it ever cross your mind that America has been importing oil for decades now but it's own reserves are basically untouched to date?

Yes, bitches, it has been our policy to preserve what we have, and to take advantage of your numerous Arab neighbors who are gladly selling us fossil fuels
(since their only other income-generating option is to grow hashish, basically)

Guess who's oil is going to run out soon... hint: not Alaskan or Canadian or Texan or Russian or Norwegian or Mexican one...

Finally, I advice that you sign up for an "Internet Acquisition using Google 101" course at the nearby community college. There, you will learn that it is desirable to do some research before making statements on any subjects. Currently, America's top import partners for oil are:

MEXICO
CANADA
SAUDI ARABIA
NIGERIA
VENEZUELA
ANGOLA
IRAQ
ECUADOR
BRAZIL
ALGERIA
KUWAIT
COLOMBIA
UNITED KINGDOM
CHAD
EQUATORIAL GUINEA

Do you see a dominance of Muslim countries in the list, cunt? (I don't - you probably do- due to poor math skills, but I'll help you on that one, read on).

The Feb 2006 figures from Department of Energy say that these 15 countries send us 9,395 thousand barrels per day. Out of that, only 3,352 is coming from Muslim world (35.6 percent).

Don't fucking go online and write an email to someone blabbing about a 35 percent supply cut.
At least not until you've learned how to read, spell and count, OK, you little stinky pussy?
We've seen harder shit than that.
35 percent is something that we can replace with either our own production or by imports from the Russians who are no longer keen on sucking your dirty Arab cock like they were in the 70s.

There are many other nations who'd be lining up to fill your position, you unwashed piece of camel fieces. One of the reasons you didn't die as a child from malnutrition is - your parents were benefiting from a better childcare in your otherwise fucked up country... boosted by oil exports to the United States.

I would ask our valued Iranian readers to no longer bring up the subject of oil supply.
Such discussions are pointless and lacking purpose.
Because, generally, yes, we do buy from you at present, but our strategic planning is this:

AMERICA SAYS:
TAKE YOUR OIL AND SHOVE IT

Letters to editor...

2006-05-08T11:05:00.000-07:00

Anonymous writes:

Nice site you have here. Iran just has this big red X painted on it, courtesy of our guys over at stratcom, if you catch my drift. :P
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Another reader writes:

I'm an Irishman and I couldn't agree more. Let's stop fucking around and nuke these sonabitches. The US has the weapons. What the fuck are you waiting for, George. My PERMISSION? DO the fucking thing!! We all know it's coming, so let's get it over with.

I saw on CNN today a story in which an Iranian prisoner has been sentenced by a court of backward-ass, camel-jockey shitasses to have both eyes surgically gouged-out by a qualified 'doctor' - without anaesthetic, mind you.

There's no fucking WAY these people can be allowed to exist another day. They're animals, pure ande simple, so let's stop pretending they're human, let's stop apologizing and just wipe them off the fucking earth. God knows, America has the weapons. USE the fucking things! Stop putting US lives (soldiers) at risk when you can just bomb this pile of shit to pieces. What are you waiting for, George?

For their ignorant, monkey-president to bomb the west FIRST??

T.

PS: Copenhagen's a great town.
FUCK Mohammed or whatever his fucking name is.

In other news...

Remember the long discussion at iraniansportpress.com (or whatever the fuck their face is) 'bout the NukeIran.com domain owner? Those bitches have actually reported us to ICAAN - claiming the whois is invalid! To their delight, the issue was put under investiagtion, but they achieved nothing. Registration was just made private, that's all, you sons of bitches. Suck my motherfucking cock, you camelfuckers.

Additionally, due to certain individuals being unable to constrain their typing habits (definitely tracing back to the traditional practice of copulating with donkeys and sheep in the backyard), this blog had to turn on word verification.

Iranian community is concerned about NukeIran.com!

2006-04-25T13:46:00.000-07:00

Check it out dudes.

As you know, Iranians are capable of operating machinery and
specifically internet-enabled devices. Some of them even
posess the knowledge of PHP. As a consequence, there are
actual websites about so called "iran" and
"iranian" "culture" or even "iranian" "sports".

One of such sites is iransportspress.com (talk about long domain names).

Here is the post on their forum where "community members"
(I'ma puke now...) express concern about, quote, "very disturbing website!".

A number of posts immediately follow, where the identity of the webmaster is discussed. One particulary smart iranian individual does a whois lookup for a domain name NukeIran.com
and discovers that it's registered to a dead Israeli general (Moshe Dayan).
The dumb iranian asshole immediately shares his insight:

"This guy is not American! His name sounds foreign!"

Another member of the forum educates his fellow forum member
on Middle Eastern history and politics by giving him a secret hint
about a very exclusive website called "Google" that enables you
to magically obtain information about dead people:

"Moshe Dayan is like, uhm, a general or somethin'. He ista dead now.
I hava usett Gokkle, itsa powerfal supar sertsch engin".

I'ma ask you dudes:

SHOULD AMERICA FEEL SAFE KNOWING THAT THIS UNDERMEN WITH THE INTELLIGENCE OF A GROUNDHOG ARE HANDLING RUSTY, ANCIENT RUSSIAN-MADE NUKES THAT ARE OVERDUE FOR MAINTAINCE FOR AT LEAST HALF A CENTURY? AS SMART AS THEY ARE, SHOULD IRANIANS BE ALLOWED ENTRY INTO ANY OTHER PROFESSION EXCEPT DIGGING TRENCHES AND GROWING GRAPES?

BUY DANISH!

2006-02-02T11:18:00.000-08:00

Fuck the saudis and the so called "palestinians" (exiled breed of Egyptian arabs who claim to be a nation). Today, NukeIran.com is proudly flying the Danish Flag:

So, here is a plea from my Danish friends:

"If you Americans look with this great sympathy on our case, couldn't you then raise a consumer support of DK in the US? The opposite of a boycott. A movement of: "Buy Danish!" Please?

Danish products to buy next time you're out shopping:
(remember, every time you spend money on a product
from a Danish company, you’re sticking it to the
Koranimal enemies of Free Speech
and hordes of unwashed followers
of Mohammed the Prophet of Pedophilia.)

LIST 1
LIST 2

You can easily eat and digest all our famous Danish cheese at your millions of breakfast-tables from Seattle to Atlanta. Then the boycott (which is escalating fast down there now) will be harmless.

Well, we can and should. In fact the idea immediately occurred to the readers of Charles of LGF who was kind enough to post the news about the Saudi boycott on his popular site. They recommended you buy not only the always delicious Danish butter cookies but also:

Danish Havarti cheese

Carlsberg and Tuborg Beers.

Arla owns White Clover Dairy, a Wisconsin company so buy that brand. It comes under White Clover and Holland Farm.

Danish Crown hams ( DAK (sold at Sam clubs)... baby back ribs, because they come from Denmark.

You shop online at The Danish Foodshop and Danish Deli Foods.

In Germany, the conservative Die Welt daily printed one image on its front page and declared in an editorial: "The protests from Muslims would be taken more seriously if they were less hypocritical. When Syrian television showed drama documentaries in prime time depicting rabbis as cannibals, the imams were quiet."
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/

Professor John C. Zimmerman adds these cogent points:

I wonder whether the Danes demanded that the Saudis apologize for the anti - Christian hatred appearing in their textbooks or even made this an issue. They should have, and anyone who has access to the Danish press should make this point. The documentation on this appeared in academic articles in the "Middle East Journal" (Spring 2003) the British journal "International Affairs" (January 2003) and the comprehensive 95 page report which may be found at http://www.freedomhouse.org/religion/news/bn2005/bn-2005-01-28.htm

What is happening to the Danes is extremely critical and may have more profound implications than what happened in France several months ago. It is often overlooked that Denmark had its own riots at the same time as France. The Muslim countries have chosen Denmark because it is small and can be "muscled." This is obvious because there are a great many anti Islamic websites and publications that come out of the US which have launched much worse attacks on the Prophet Muhammad than anything published in Denmark. Yet, we don't see Muslim demanding US government leaders and publications to apologize. For example, after 9/11 one Christian leader made a very serious attack on the personal morals and character of Muhammad, and many US online and hardcover publications make similar accusations. With a growing and resentful Muslim population in small Denmark, we are seeing the strongest attempt to date to Islamize speech in a non - Muslim country. Once Islamists succeed there, they will be able to branch out. But for now Denmark, because of its small size, is the logical testing ground for the Islamists.

Germany!

2006-01-19T17:46:00.000-08:00

Hey dudes!

I was surprised to find a website titled "Das politisch inkorrekte Weblog in Deutschland". These guys are Pro-American Germans.

We all know Europeans hate our guts. Except for the Dutch, the only pro-american country on the entire stinking contitent. Yet, there are some sane people in Germany, too. Nice to know that.

Cool huh.

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NukeIran.com visitors from US Marine Corps and FCC

2006-01-16T12:31:00.000-08:00

We're getting more interesting stats in our traffic logs.

*.af.mil
*.fcc.gov
*.boeing.com
*.usmc.mil

Hey, TigerDirect.com is giving this Linksys Wireless router

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Bin Laden's niece poses for GQ

2005-12-23T15:38:00.000-08:00

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Her uncle may be the world's most elusive fugitive, but Osama bin Laden's niece is about as conspicuous as she can be in a sexy photo shoot in the January edition of the men's fashion magazine GQ.
As part of an effort to distance herself from her massive Saudi family, Dufour appears in a sultry GQ photo spread, reclining on satin sheets wrapped in feathers in one picture and posing in a bubble bath wearing nothing but jewelry in a second.
"I was born in the States and I want people to know I'm American, and I want people here to understand that I'm like anyone in New York. For me, it's home,"

No, bitch. You're not like anyone in New York. You're a fucking bin Laden's niece!
If you really sure about looking at the actual photo, here's the link. Man, she's UGLY allright...

Seriously, if the sole reason you're on GQ is the fact that you're related to bin Laden, you shouldn't be fucking braggin about how American you are.
People who orchestrated and executed London bus bombings were all UK natives with British passports.
It's your lastname, not your passport.

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dhs.gov in traffic logs

2005-12-23T09:06:00.000-08:00

No shit, dudes. Today, n021.dhs.gov was spotted in our visitor stats.

Check it out some of the POSITIVE feedback we got

2005-12-22T00:32:00.000-08:00

Check it out some of the POSITIVE feedback we got

…what’s especially nice it came 6 hours after the site came online (in it’s new version).

I personally think we should threaten them now with nuclear response. Its time too shut up the hardliners of Iran, and send them to HELL. There the definite devils of the world, we need to send them back to where they came from. These evil people need to be exterminated.

Personally, I hope these bastards die a slow and painful death.

19'' inch monitor for $199

2005-12-21T18:53:00.000-08:00

Hey dudes, TigerDirect.com is offering this 19’’ LCD monitor for only $199. Now that looks like a blowout deal to me!

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=1561114&Sku=C911-1902

CNN is getting worse and worse each month

2005-12-21T18:08:00.000-08:00

I happen to watch a lot of CNN since it's about the only English-language media available to me in this part of the world. I'm amazed at how they systematically replace native English speakers with horrible-accented foreigners. What makes (Malikka Sapur or whatever the fuck her face is) more qualified than a native speaker? Why do I have to listen to Russian and Indian accents on the fucking American TV channel? I did not order USSR TV, for God's sake.

Don't they have TV in Moscow and Delhi?
where Malikas and Tatians employement could be arranged?
why must I listen to a wheather forecast by Maria Ramos or that other Brazilian dude who sounds so incredibly gay when he speaks about wind fronts and pressure areas?

Personally, I'd rather have the entire staff speaking Ebonics, really. Those are still native speakers, at least. But CNN never hires blacks, and I'll tell you why.

CNN THNKS THAT A BADLY ACCENTED PAKISTANI IMMIGRANT IS MORE FIT FOR THEIR PROGRAMMING THAN AN EDUCATED, WELL-SPOKEN AFRICAN AMERICAN.

You can't fucking argue otherwise, because CNN anchor team is staffed by horribly accented assholes with last names like "mujuradenesh-marakesh-pashpul", while total number of Blacks employed by CNN in the same area equals to around one and a half. I mean, I have trouble remembering even one black person on the fucking screen.

Now tell me that's not workplace discrimination.

Hussein claims to have been beaten by guards

2005-12-21T11:14:00.000-08:00

My personal view is that he SHOULD be beaten since we'll forfeit that opportunity once the fucker is executed.