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Joseph Chikelue Obi : Exclusive Facebook URL Update : Facebook.com/JosephChikelueObi

2009-07-03T09:32:00.011Z

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that Facebook has now kindly supplied Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi with his very own unique URL , which is as follows:

http://www.facebook.com/josephchikelueobi.

Anyone wishing to contact Professor Joseph Obi via Facebook should please calmly expect a baseline response time of anything up to 4 weeks ; due to unprecedented high demand.

Thank You.

* Team Joseph Chikelue Obi *

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : " Streatham was much better off under the Conservative Party "

2009-07-03T09:14:00.006Z

Britain's Most Controversial Black Human Rights Champion , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has (once again) publicly urged the People of Streatham to comprehensively kick out the Governing Labour Party from it's Streatham Parliamentary Seat.

Commenting in response to Politcal Questions from Local Ethnic Minority Leaders , Firebrand Streathamite Joseph Chikelue Obi said:

" Streatham was far much better under the Conservative Party . . . So I cannot but only hope (and pray) that Streatham is duly returned to the Tories at the Next UK General Election . "

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi : " UK Labour Party Will Lose Streatham Parliamentary Seat. "

2009-07-03T08:51:00.006Z

Eminent Black British Human Rights Activist, Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has cautiously predicted that the Conservative Party will sensationally reclaim Streatham Constituency during the Next Parliamentary General Election.

Speaking in response to an avalanche of Political Questions posed during a recent Social Event, the outrageously irrepressible Joseph Obi confidently quipped :

" For countless decades , Streatham was fundamentally a Highly Formidable Stronghold of the British Conservative Party - until the Absolutely Fabulous Tony Blair eclectically came along and gave the then (Out-of-Touch) Tories a right (and proper) Political Kicking.

Thankfuly , the Totally Revamped Conservative Party has since learnt lessons enough - and is hopefully now on course to stunningly reclaim Streatham back from the (current) Disastrous Labour Government of Gordon Brown. "

Streatham Action Man : Candidate Rahoul Bhansali

2009-05-30T13:49:00.002Z

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that Solid Business Investors with Very Serious Commercial Plans for the Streatham Constituency can now directly contact Streatham Candidate Rahoul Bhansali via his LinkedIn Profile ; by simply Clicking Here.

Now is the Time for Action - Not Rhetoric !

Thank You.

Streatham Candidate Rahoul Bhansali in Narrow Polls Lead over Former Favourite Chuka Umunna . . .

2009-05-30T13:29:00.003Z

It is reported that Streatham Parliamentary Constituency may not be heading for Political Stalemate at the next General Election , after all.

According to Updated Interim Poll Results , if a UK Parliamentary General Elections were to be held today , 2 out of 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would firmly back the Liberal Democrats , 3 out 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would avidly throw their support behind the Labour Party , while 5 out of every 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would decisively vote for Conservative Party Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

Please note that these Interim Poll Results are strictly for information purposes only.

Full Details will be released quite shortly.

Streatham Candidate : Joseph Chikelue Obi asks Streathamites to Vote for Rahoul Bhansali in the Next General Election !

2009-05-30T13:16:00.004Z

Britain's Most Controversial Black Human Rights Warrior , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly urged the People of Streatham to expediently consider the Candidacy of Prospective Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali in the upcoming United Kingdom Parliamentary Elections for the Key Streatham Constituency.

Speaking in response to questions , after a Brief Meeting with London's Ethnic Minority Leaders , the Firebrand Doyen of UK Politics (who was born and bred in Streatham said:

" In my personal view , Rahoul Bhansali is the answer - Not Chuka Umunna.

Permit me therefore to humbly recommend Rahoul's Candidacy as next Member of Parliament for Streatham . "

Streatham Candidate Stalemate Continues To Scarily Overshadow The News . . .

2009-05-08T17:12:00.002Z

It is (once again) sensationally reported that Streatham Parliamentary Constituency may be heading for Political Stalemate at the next General Election.

According to Interim Poll Results , if a UK Parliamentary General Elections were to be held today , 2 out of 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would firmly back the Liberal Democrats , 4 out 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would avidly throw their support behind the Labour Party , while 4 out of every 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would decisively vote for Conservative Party Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

Please note that these Interim Poll Results are strictly for information purposes only.

Full Details will be released quite shortly.

Streatham Online | Saint Reatham | Top Reality YouTube Celebrities Wanted !

2009-04-26T14:10:00.006Z

Streatham Online is currently seeking Cyber-Reporters with fascinating YouTube Video Footage about Streatham.

At the end of each month , the best Video will receive a Cash Prize of £10 ; and will be permanently archived on the Streatham Online Website.

The Best Overall Video (Every Year at Easter) will receive a Cash Prize of £100 plus a permanent archived spot on YouTube's Wellness FM Channel.

Please kindly visit Streatham Online for all further information in relation to this matter.

Thank You.

Streatham Politics : Candidate Rahoul Bhansali Set To Unify Streathamites ?

2009-04-24T10:39:00.012Z

It is Fundamentally Believed that the (Local) Liberal Democrat Vote might ultimately turn out to become Exceedingly Crucial Indeed ; as Streatham Parliamentary Constituency precariously heads for Sensational Political Stalemate at the Next General Election.

As things currently stand , 2 out of 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would firmly back the Liberal Democrats , 4 out 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would avidly throw their support behind the Labour Party , while 4 out of every 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would decisively vote for Conservative Party Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

What this essentially means is that Rahoul Bhansali could comprehensively defeat Chuka Umunna (and maverickly smash the Stalemate Situation altogether) if he was formidably able to additionally gain a Substantial Proportion of the Liberal Democrat Vote.

Please note that these Interim Poll Results are strictly for information purposes only.

Further Details will be released shortly.

Streatham Politicians Soapbox [1] : Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali

2009-04-24T01:58:00.012Z

“I believe that Streatham is being held back by Tired and Incompetent Labour Politicians ; both at Lambeth Council and in Gordon Brown’s Disastrous Government.”

Rahoul Bhansali

Streatham | Famous People | The League of Formidable Streathamites

2009-04-24T01:49:00.004Z

The only official English Heritage Blue Plaque in Central Streatham is on the childhood home of composer Sir Arnold Bax in Pendennis Road. Just within the modern boundaries of Streatham Hill, although historically it was in Norwood, there is also a blue plaque on the house in Lanercost Road where Arthur Mee the writer of Arthur Mee's Children's Encyclopedia lived.

Perhaps because of its good late night transport connections to the West End, and the availability of apartments as well as family houses, Streatham and nearby Brixton Hill have attracted entertainers to live in the area since the days of Music Hall.

There is a Streatham Society plaque to the birthplace of comedian Tommy Trinder at 54 Wellfield Road. Others with local connections include actors Roger Moore, Simon Callow, Peter Davison, Nicholas Clay and June Whitfield, saucy seaside postcard artist Donald McGill and alternative comedians Eddie Izzard, Jeremy Hardy, Paul Merton and "housewives favourite" actor Neil Pearson.

Naomi Campbell, the archetypal supermodel, went to Dunraven Comprehensive School in Streatham and lived in the nearby Norbury part of SW16.

Also from the world of fashion Sir Norman Hartnell, dressmaker to the Queen, was born in Streatham. The Dior fashion designer John Galliano spent some of his youth in Streatham before moving to nearby Dulwich.

Television property expert Sarah Beeny has lived in Streatham for many years.

Aleister Crowley, later dubbed "The Wickedest Man In the World", spent his teenage years during the 1880s in Streatham at a house opposite the present ice rink.

Drum and Bass DJ Grooverider is from Streatham as is the first Mayor of London and former head of the GLC Ken Livingstone.

Cynthia Payne is a renowned "madam" who made the headlines in the 1970s and 1980s with her brothel in Ambleside Avenue, Streatham.

Afghan warlord Zardad Khan lived in Gleneagle Road, Streatham, before his arrest in 2003. Siobhan Dowd the author lived in Abbotsford Road, Streatham (1960-1978).

Beryl Kingston, popular novelist, lived at Strathbrook Road, Streatham, from 1956 - 1980 and taught at what was then Rosa Bassett School in Welham Road, and also at Sunnyhill Primary School.

The World's Most Controversial Medical Doctor , Joseph Chikelue Obi , was also born and bred in Streatham - where he mischievously kept all of the Totally Aghast Teachers exceedingly busy indeed - at St Andrew's Roman Catholic Primary School (along Streatham's Polworth Road).

Streatham | Saint Reatham | The MultiCultural Heartbeat of South London

2009-04-24T01:46:00.002Z

Streatham is a place in the London Borough of Lambeth in the United Kingdom .

It is an inner London suburb situated south of Brixton.

Streatham is 5.5 miles (8.8 km) south of Charing Cross.

Streatham means "the hamlet on the street". The street in question started as the Roman Road from the capital Londinium to the coast near Portslade. It is likely that the destination was a Roman port now lost to coastal erosion, which has been tentatively identified with the 'Novus Portus' mentioned in Ptolemy's Geographia.

The road is confusingly referred to as Stane Street in some sources, although it diverges from the main London-Chichester road at Kennington.

After the departure of the Romans, the main road through Streatham remained an important trackway. From the seventeenth century it was adopted as the main coach road to Croydon and East Grinstead, and then on to Newhaven and Lewes. In 1780 it then became the route of the turnpike road from London to Brighton, and subsequently became the basis for the modern A23. This road (and its traffic) have shaped Streatham's development.

Streatham's first parish church, St Leonard's, dates back to Saxon times, although only the mediaeval tower remains in the present church. The mediaeval parish covered an extensive area, including most of modern Balham and parts of Tooting.

Streatham appears in Domesday Book of 1086 as Estreham. It was held by Bec-Hellouin Abbey (in Normandy) from Richard de Tonbrige. Its domesday assets were: 2 hides and 1 virgates; 6½ ploughs, 4 acres (16,000 m2) of meadow, and herbage. It rendered £4 5s 0d.

The village remained largely unchanged until the 18th century, when the village's natural springs, known as Streatham Wells, were first celebrated for their health giving properties. The reputation of the spa, and improved turnpike roads, attracted wealthy City of London merchants and others to lay out their country residences in Streatham. Few of these large houses still remain, as the area was rapidly urbanised as London expanded.

Between the First World War and the Second World War Streatham developed as location for entertainment, with Streatham Hill Theatre (now a bingo hall), three cinemas, the Locarno ballroom (now Caesar's nightclub) and Streatham Ice Rink all adding to its reputation as "the West End of South London".

With the advent of electric tram services it also grew as a shopping centre serving a wide area to the south. In the 1930s large numbers of apartment blocks were constructed along the Main Street (High Road). These speculative developments were not initially successful. They were only filled when émigré communities began to arrive in London after leaving countries under the domination of Hitler's Germany.

In 1932 the parish church of the Holy Redeemer was built in Streatham Vale to commemorate the work of William Wilberforce

In the 1950s Streatham had the longest and busiest shopping street in south London. Streatham was the site of the first Waitrose supermarket, which opened in 1955. However a combination of factors led to a gradual decline through the 1970s and a more rapid decline in the 1980s. These included long term population movements out to Croydon, Kingston and Sutton; the growth of heavy traffic on the A23 (main road from central London to Gatwick Airport and Brighton), and a lack of redevelopment sites in the town centre. This culminated in 1990 when the closure of Pratts - a department store, which had grown from a Victorian draper's shop, and had been operated since the 1940s by the John Lewis Partnership - coincided with the opening of a large Sainsbury's supermarket 1 km south of the town centre, replacing an old, smaller Sainbury's store opposite Streatham Hill station.

More recently Sainsbury's opened a smaller 'Local' branches on the High Road and on Streatham Hill, near the site of the Streatham's first Sainsbury store (opened in 1895). The company also has offices in Streatham. Other fairly recent additions, such as Argos, are located on the site of Pratts' (see above) but the retail recovery has been slow, and vacant space has been taken by a growing number of restaurants and bars. The High Road's Woolworths store, closed late on 27 December, 2008, when the company ceased trading.Within a month, the site was occupied by a 99p Store.

Streatham is a place of contrasts, with middle class families occupying houses in leafy streets that fetch over £500,000 while there are large amounts of asylum seekers, predominantly from north and east African countries.

In September 2002, Streatham High Road was voted the "Worst Street in Britain" in a poll organised by the BBC Today programme and CABE. This largely reflected the dominance of through traffic along the High Road. On a positive note this was a catalyst for Lambeth Council and Transport for London's Street Management to start co-operating, and there is now a joint funding arrangement for ongoing streetscape improvements, although spending has been slowed because of TfL's budgetary shortfall.

Investment and regeneration had begun before the poll, with local amenity group The Streatham Society leading a successful partnership bid for funding from central government for environmental improvements. Work started in winter 2003-04 with the refurbishment of Streatham Green and repaving and relighting of the High Road. In 2005 Streatham Green won the Metropolitan Public Gardens Association 'London Spade' award for best public open space scheme in the capital.

Streatham Festival was founded in 2002. Now in its sixth year, it is a two-week festival with over 50 events held in an array of locations, from bars to churches and parks to youth centres, attracting over 3,000 people.

Streatham Politician Chuka Umunna | BNP PR Stunt Backfires ! | Streatham Disavows 'Slash The BNP' Insults | There Is No Place For Inciting Violence !

2009-04-23T23:25:00.008Z

Further to the Highly Unedifying Recent Media Coverage relating to Mob-Like Taunts of 'Slash The BNP' , which shockingly occurred during the 10th Anniversary of the Brixton Nail Bomb Tragedy ; we would warmly advise that Chuka Umunna urgently desists from indirectly giving the (Fascist) British National Party (BNP) so much Free Global Publicity - at almost every single public opportunity.

Streatham's other Parliamentary Candidate (Rahoul Bhansali) also proudly hails from an Ethnic Minority Background ; but you hardly ever hear Rahoul desperately hollering on about how the BNP is also consistently trying to emasculate the Living Daylights out of him too.

Thank You.

Streatham Selection Stalemate | Labour Whizkid Chuka Umunna Fights For His Political Life | Challenger Rahoul Bhansali Makes Major Opinion Poll Gains.

2009-04-22T07:21:00.011Z

It is reported that Streatham Parliamentary Constituency may be heading for Political Stalemate at the next General Election.

As things currently stand , 2 out of 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would firmly back the Liberal Democrats , 4 out 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would avidly throw their support behind the Labour Party , while 4 out of every 10 Sampled Streatham Constituents would decisively vote for Conservative Party Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

Please note that these Interim Poll Results are strictly for information purposes only.

Full Details will be released quite shortly.

Streatham Parliamentary Candidate Condemns Peter Mandelson Over Brixton Hill Job Centre Closure | Rahoul Bhansali Firmly Defends Poor Londoners

2009-04-22T07:15:00.005Z

Dear Lord Mandelson,

I note that this morning you appeared on national television and claimed that no Job Centres are closing down. I write to inform you that this is not the case. Brixton Hill Job Centre closed two weeks ago and others in Orpington and Feltham are also set to close.

The people of Brixton Hill are right to feel let down by Labour. Lambeth has the highest number of people claiming jobseekers allowance in all of London. These people are the victims of the Labour government’s recession and they are doubly punished by the Labour Council’s incompetence.

The government’s closure of Brixton Hill Job Centre comes at exactly the time that people need it most. Today, your government’s own figures indicate that there are now over two million people unemployed in the UK. The number of people claiming unemployment benefit under this Labour government increased by 138,000 in February. This is the biggest rise since records began in 1971 and the increase in Streatham constituency is 35%.

It has also been reported today that the International Monetary Fund expects Britain’s economy to keep shrinking until the middle of next year. Britain’s economic decline under Labour is set to continue even after all or most of our foreign competitors’ economies have returned to growth.

To add to this appalling burden, Labour-run Lambeth now plans to raise rents for all its 33,000 hard up tenants by between £12 and £15 a week. Every single tenant will be worse off from next month when Labour councillors put the average rents up by at least £620 per household and increase all of the service charges for tenants and leaseholders.

Nationally and locally, Labour is hitting hardest those that need the most help. I invite you to correct the misleading statement you made on national television this morning and reconsider the government’s appalling decision to close Job Centres at this most critical time.

Rahoul Bhansali,

Conservative Parliamentary Spokesman for Streatham

Streatham Parliament Election Update [2] : Mystery Candidate sensationally endorses Rahoul Bhansali as Member of Parliament for Streatham Constituency

2009-04-21T16:54:00.006Z

It has just been confirmed that the Mystery Streathamite who was previously scheduled to run as a Formidable Independent Political Candidate in the upcoming Streatham UK Parliament Elections has now comprehensively thrown his Full Political Might behind Streatham's Prospective Parliamentary Candidate Rahoul Bhansali.

No Further Comments will henceforth be publicly (or privately) made on the issue.

Streatham Election Update [1] | Mystery MP Candidate Sensationally Withdraws From Race ! | Maverickly Joins Forces With Serious Political Contender !

2009-04-21T16:31:00.007Z

We have just been impeccably informed that the Mystery Streathamite who was previously scheduled to run as a Formidable Independent Political Candidate in the upcoming Streatham UK Parliament Elections has now shockingly withdrawn from the race and maverickly backed one of the Serious Contenders for the Streatham Parliamentary Constituency Seat.

Further Political Details are due to be released quite shortly . . .

Streatham Candidate : Rahoul Bhansali | Education | Equality | Enterprise

2009-04-21T16:07:00.002Z

Rahoul Bhansali was born and brought up on the Wirral. He went to Birkenhead School and graduated in Economics from Southampton University. Since graduation he has worked within the technology and telecommunications industries. He is of a Hindu / Indian background and is very proud to be British.

Rahoul works in the City of London for a major consultancy firm, advising companies on how to save money and optimise their business through the use of technology.

He enjoys sport both on the field and in the armchair! He dabbles in cricket whilst his golf game is still pretty shoddy! He enjoys experiencing new cultures and countries and counts the trek up the Inca Trail to see Machu Picchu and skydiving over the Great Barrier Reef as one his favourite moments.

Rahoul has been a long term Conservative Party member. He was Chairman of Southampton University Conservative Association from 1997 – 1998 and increased membership numbers from 50 to 100 in what can only be described as a difficult time!

Rahoul has been active in the political scene in South London for over ten years and was Deputy Chairman of Bermondsey and Old Southwark Conservatives. He is an energetic and experienced campaigner having stood for numerous council elections and was heavily involved in the recent GLA and Boris Johnson campaign.

Rahoul has been involved in a number of local campaigns to highlight the issues of crime and anti-social behaviour, support local and public services and to provide a voice for local residents.

Streatham is one of the most diverse and exciting parts of London yet like much of London there is major problem due to levels of crime and antisocial behaviour. Both Brixton Hill & St Leonards have high level of crime according to the Metropolitan Police heat maps. We are campaigning to cut police red tape and get police officers out on the streets of Streatham. One of the key issues for Streatham is the proposed closure and consolidation of police stations in Clapham and Brixton. We are campaigning to keep the Police Station on Cavendish Road open.

Local Conservatives welcome Streatham’s vibrant and fun nightlife yet with fun we must have responsibility. 24 hour drinking has not worked and has left a 24 hour mess! We want to reclaim the streets of Streatham such that it is a safe environment for everyone.

A good education is essential for our children to achieve their hopes and dreams. We are campaigning for increased number of primary school places to ensure all our children get a good start in life. We believe that parents should have a greater say in the way that their children are educated. Better behaviour and improved discipline is essential to prevent crime. We are campaigning to support teachers to teach rather then be bogged down in administration.

Our money has been wasted by this Labour Government and Lambeth Council. We are campaigning for old fashioned financial responsibility and the better delivery of good local services. Times are tight and local residents want to know that their hard earned tax money is being spent wisely.

Professor Chikelue Joseph Obi proposes S.A. "Zuma - Mandela" Government .

2009-04-21T09:23:00.016Z

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist, Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has unwittingly stirred up a Flurry of Intense Political Debate - after publicly suggesting that Incoming South African President Jacob Zuma might choose Firebrand South African Matriarch Winnie Mandela as the next Vice President of the Republic of South Africa.

Speaking in response to the Eclectic Political Buzz , the Totally Unrepentant Professor Obi categorically said :

" Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma has my Full Political Backing in the upcoming South African Presidential Elections.

Winnie Madikizela-Mandela also undoubtedly has my Firm Political Blessing in the upcoming South African Parliamentary Elections.

A Dream Governance Ticket of President Zuma and Vice President Mandela would probably be the very best thing which could possibly happen to South Africa at this particular moment in time. "

Dr Chikelue Joseph Obi | "Winnie Mandela has my Firm Political Blessing"

2009-04-21T09:12:00.005Z

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist, Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly backed ANC Women's Leader Winnie Mandela in her sensational bid to become a Member of Parliament in the Legislative Arm of the Government of the Republic of South Africa.

Speaking in response to multiple questions posed during a recent Social Event, the irrepressible Professor Obi was consistently quoted as saying :

" Winnie Madikizela-Mandela undoubtedly has my Full Political Blessing in the upcoming South African Parliamentary Elections.

I eagerly look forward to her Totally Electrifying Brand of Politics . "

Chikelue Joseph Obi backs ANC Leader Jacob Zuma for S.A. Presidency . . .

2009-04-21T09:00:00.010Z

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist, Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly backed ANC Leader Jacob Zuma in his long overdue bid to become the next democratically elected President of the Republic of South Africa.

Speaking in response to countless questions posed during a recent Private Event, the irrepressible Professor Obi was widely quoted as saying :

" Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma has my Full Political Backing in the upcoming South African Presidential Elections.

I warmly look forward to his Long (and Fruitful) Tenure in office "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Sensationally Crushes His Formidable Adversaries !

2009-04-20T10:03:00.003Z

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on Politically-Sponsored News Articles.

Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend , the Rt Hon Laird Provost (of RCAM) triumphantly quipped :

" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).

So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them.

They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.

Now , after speedreading almost everything which they have callously written ,the bottom-line is that they have sadly just wasted their time.

These Skeptics have woefully achieved nothing . . . absolutely nothing indeed . "

Streatham Parliamentary Constituency | Streatham Online | Mystery Candidate

2009-04-19T11:42:00.004Z

Further to our recent reports concerning the upcoming Streatham Parliamentary Constituency Elections ; we wish to (once again) warmly request that all interested individuals kindly visit the Streatham Online Website for all further information in relation to the Streatham Parliamentary Constituency.

Over the past 72 hours , we have amazingly received over 1200 email enquiries in relation to Streatham Online ; all of which have been duly forwarded on.

Thank You.

Streatham Parliament Elections : Mystery Candidate Debuts On The Web

2009-04-18T19:51:00.008Z

Further to our recent online scoop concerning the shocking emergence of a Mystery Streathamite who is secretly aspiring to run as a Formidable Independent Political Candidate in the upcoming Streatham Parliament Elections ; we can now additionally confirm that the Independent Candidate might soon be making a Sensational Political Debut on a Brand New South London Blog called Streatham Online.

Please kindly visit Streatham Online for all further information in relation to this matter.

Thank You.

Streatham UK Parliament Elections : Mystery Candidate Challenges Chuka ...

2009-04-18T19:31:00.011Z

We have just been reliably informed that a Mystery Streathamite is now set to run as a Formidable Independent Political Candidate in the upcoming Streatham UK Parliament Elections.

At the time of this exceedingly sketchy online report , the only Acknowledged Identifying Factor is that the Independent Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for Streatham hails from a Very Similar Ethnic Minority Background to Streatham's Prospective Parliamentary Labour Candidate , Mr Chuka Umunna.

Further sensational details are intricately coming soon . . .