TJ Podcasts

The Sunday Sermon - Rev. Jim Returns

2007-04-08T03:02:00.000-05:00

Just like Jesus on Easter, the Rev. Jim and The Sunday Sermon are back!

That's right, the Rev has stepped back into the pulpit and he's ready to throw. He's more fired up than ever and he's brought along some friends. Stop stuffing your face with Peeps for five minutes and listen to what the man has to say!

Take a moment on this fine Easter Sunday (I'm serious, put down the chocolate bunny) and help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley. Thanks.

Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Internet Song

2006-05-26T22:06:00.000-05:00

It's great to be free from my shackles and back with an all new Story Time with Twisted Jim. Tonight is a cautionary tale about the world of broadband Internet. So, listen close kids and learn how the Internet really works.

I want to thank everyone who has been so supportive during the last week. Hopefully, this will make you laugh and say to yourself, "This is what Jim is doing now that he's unemployed! Get a job, loser!"

Maybe, if you help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley, I can entertain you full-time. Ha, who am I kidding? At least I can dream.

The Tuesday Sermon - Farewell

2006-04-19T22:48:00.000-05:00

As I say goodbye to The Tuesday Sermon, I wish to thank anyone who listened and took anything I said seriously... sucker!

I also want to thank Scott & Steph for coercing me into this, Tyson, Derek & Laura for encouraging it, my wife, kids, sister & parents for supporting it, Dave & Renee for tolerating it and Tricky Dick's speech writers for the help. I'm sure my condemnation will be swift and severe.

You can still take a moment to help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley, because, Story Time with Twisted Jim is still around.

The Tuesday Sermon - The Easter Spin

2006-04-11T22:42:00.000-05:00

Thank you, National Geographic Society for dumping the Gospel of Judas into my lap so close to Easter. Otherwise, the Easter version of The Tuesday Sermon would have never been possible.

If you haven't already, take a moment to help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley, because, like everyone, I need some positive reinforcement to realize my self-worth.

The Tuesday Sermon - God is an American

2006-03-28T22:09:00.000-06:00

In tonight's Tuesday Sermon I finally talk about Scientology, Mormons and my search for an American religion. I'm a Reverend in search of a denomination.

If you haven't already, take a moment to help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley, because I'm tired of the same people getting top honors month after month.

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Suburbia

2006-03-25T10:16:00.000-06:00

I normally get all artsy-fartsy on people when talking about this story's social relevance. Too bad, they always believe tonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim is simply another of my sexual fantasies.

The Tuesday Sermon - Spreading Out the Message

2006-03-21T22:42:00.000-06:00

After a month of nearly getting cancelled and malicious hackers trying to silence Reverend Jim, The Tuesday Sermon is here. A new theme song, a new attitude... Today, I will do something new! (Isaiah 43:19)

If you haven't already, take a moment to help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley. It will make everyone a little less comfortable.

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Statistics Don't Lie

2006-03-03T00:04:00.000-06:00

What a difference two weeks makes. I'm back with one of my favorite stories for tonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim. Unfortunately, this is the one Twisted Mom doesn't like so much. So, Mom, don't click on the link!

The Sunday Sermon - Cartoon Violence

2006-02-12T18:31:00.000-06:00

I'm gonna be pissed if the recent unrest leads to even less violence in cartoons. This week's Sunday Sermon is dedicated to the people that think it's okay to be religiously ignorant. Making fun of what you don't understand, though instinctual, can only lead to hurt feelings (and people dying for no reason).

If you haven't already, take a moment to help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley. It will make me feel better.

Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Last Hundred Yards

2006-02-09T22:44:00.000-06:00

I hope you enjoy tonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim. This is a brand new story, written days ago. So, take it easy on me. If all you're asking yourself at the end of this one is, "Why'd he have to kill a dog?" Then, you missed the point.

The Sunday Sermon - Super Sunday

2006-02-06T23:57:00.000-06:00

The Sunday Sermon was preempted by the Super Bowl, which got me to thinking. Is God's marketing dollar being well-spent?

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The Sunday Sermon - Qualifications Unnecessary

2006-01-29T14:14:00.000-06:00

The Sunday Sermon asks the question: Why are we letting musicians, comedians, newscasters and filmmakers force-feed us our politics? Then again, why are we letting politicians act?

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Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Poetry

2006-01-26T21:41:00.000-06:00

Just when you thought I couldn't get any lazier, tonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim celebrates my poetry. I can't help but feel a bit like a fourteen year-old girl.

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Goodnight Moon

2006-01-18T22:47:00.000-06:00

Tonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim is dedicated to the newest member of my family, and income tax dependent, Marshall Wade Dayton.

The Sunday Sermon - I'm Exhausted

2006-01-15T23:55:00.000-06:00

I thought about skipping The Sunday Sermon this week. But what kind of example would that be setting for the new boy in my house? So, enjoy what happens when I'm too tired to try hard and too stubborn to blow it off.

PLEASE: Go to iTunes and review The Sunday Sermon or help vote me into the Top 100 Podcasts at Podcast Alley. Thank you.

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Served Up Cold

2006-01-11T00:22:00.000-06:00

I settled on a wholesome tale this evening to celebrate the coming of my baby boy. It's a story of revenge, strippers, drinking and naughty fantasies. Story Time with Twisted Jim is proud to present, my favorite of my stories, Served Up Cold.

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Before I Get Married

2006-01-04T23:55:00.000-06:00

Tonight, it's a special story, my wife's favorite, as we prepare for the arrival of our baby boy. Story Time with Twisted Jim is proud to present Before I Get Married.

The Sunday Sermon - Happy New Year '06

2006-01-01T22:35:00.000-06:00

The Sunday Sermon is all new and improved for 2006, with predictions for the coming year and such. And if your as hung over as me... HAPPY NEW YEAR! Take some Advil and get off the couch.

2006 Begging: Please go to iTunes and review the new and improved 2006 Sunday Sermon. Finally, Podcast Alley has my feed right. Please go there and vote me into the Top 100 podcasts.

Story Time with Twisted Jim - A Tribute to Mark Holt

2005-12-21T23:59:00.000-06:00

Story Time with Twisted Jim pays tribute to one of the strongest people I have ever had the pleasure to know. I will miss you.

The Sunday Sermon - Spreading the Word

2005-12-18T20:37:00.000-06:00

Even the Bible says a sandwich board or tagging cars with flyers is not the proper way to proselytize. Find out the etiquette in this week's Sunday Sermon.

Shameless Begging: Please go to iTunes and review The Sunday Sermon. And once Podcast Alley gets my feed right, go there and vote me into the Top 100 podcasts.

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Cow Tipping

2005-12-14T22:39:00.000-06:00

It's here! It's here! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to bring you Story Time with Twisted Jim. This one's an old favorite... my first, and only, science fiction story. Enjoy!

Shameless Begging: Please don't go to iTunes and subscribe or vote for me on Podcast Alley, yet. I am still getting the bugs worked out of the new feed. Thanks, Jim.

The Sunday Sermon - The War on XMas

2005-12-11T04:55:00.000-06:00

Christmas is coming despite everyone being on Santa's naughty list. Wake up and listen to The Sunday Sermon.

Shameless Begging: Please go to iTunes and review The Sunday Sermon, or go to Podcast Alley and vote me into the Top 100 podcasts.

The Sunday Sermon - Accuracy is Next to Godliness

2005-12-04T23:54:00.000-06:00

This week I was thinking about the perfect name for my son, and realized that most people can't label anything correctly. Guess what I learned? God counts off for that kind of stuff. Fortunately, The Sunday Sermon clarifies names only hurt when you don't deserve them.

The Sunday Sermon - What I'm Thankful For

2005-11-27T23:50:00.000-06:00

There were so many things to be thankful for this year. The sermon sounds like R.E.M... or, worse, Billy Joel. Anyway, here is this week's special Thanksgiving edition of The Sunday Sermon. Oh yeah... I didn't start the fire.

The Sunday Sermon - The Debate Continues

2005-11-13T17:29:00.000-06:00

Here's the next installment of The Sunday Sermon, which asks the question:

If you have unconditional faith do you need tangible evidence of God or the Intelligent Designer?

Almost every religion says you don't. What do you think? Do you think it's worth pushing an irrelevant idea on children just so Phillip Johnson, Jack Cashill, Michael Behe, William Dembski and the members of the Kansas State Board of Education can get richer? Go ahead, sell your faith to the highest bidder.