tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-197877592009-06-10T14:14:52.324-04:00The life of a neurotic momStraitjacket RequiredNeurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.netBlogger476125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-32974360880580268072009-06-02T02:39:00.000-04:002009-06-02T02:40:53.012-04:00Thirteen Things PMS Stands For:1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Poopy Mood Syndrome11. Plainly; Men Stink 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder SuspectNeurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-69475872573153628642009-05-25T21:25:00.002-04:002009-05-25T21:33:00.586-04:00Summer Time = Busy BusyWhat can i say? I've been too lazy to blog and I've been playing on facebook. We had a few rounds of the flu, then allergies kicked in. Everything seems to be calming down now. We had a yard sale and sold most of the stuff that was piling up especially kids clothes and toys. At a yard sale down the street i bought a loft bed with a desk underneath for Tornado's room. She loves it and so far Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-62679239608301196742009-04-16T09:13:00.003-04:002009-04-16T22:34:10.116-04:00When Does It End?Tornado went to urgent care last MondayTaz and i went to the doctor this past MondayThe Ex went to urgent care last nightThe Ex is off work for at least a couple days because his ear and throat infection is that bad I may have to go back for fluid build up on my ears not going awayTaz needs to get back to the ENT for his ears having infections again even with tubes because of this damn bug going Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-85328139091644727602009-04-08T23:44:00.002-04:002009-04-08T23:47:58.816-04:00General CrappinessSorry for the lack of updates, the kids and I have been sick off and on. With all this sickness I'm behind on cleaning and laundry. Besides all that i just haven't had any motivation to write much less anything else. I'm trying to psych myself up to coloring Easter eggs with the kids this weekend.Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-79133171143702987022009-03-13T21:47:00.005-04:002009-03-16T16:35:45.691-04:00My Toothless Wonder (Update)This is Tornado last week, I forgot to take a picture the week before when she lost just the top one.This is Tornado this week and i will probably have another picture next as she has one more loose.I thought it would be a few days before another one fell out but when i went to pick up Tornado from school the tooth was barely hanging. Between the teacher and myself we convinced her to just pull Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-28885733373285916692009-03-09T21:28:00.002-04:002009-03-09T21:38:23.112-04:00Best Email Ever ReceivedA man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-51358540971220181112009-03-08T11:37:00.004-04:002009-03-08T12:21:19.917-04:00Life in a Nutshellthough more like a nuthouse. The kids have "spring fever", even though they have been playing outside they are more hyper than usual and just not wanting to listen.Right now i have a horrible sinus cold going on and i feel like severe crap. I think i will end up at the doctor soon since nothing is relieving the pressure. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!They're coming to take me away, Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-79661966658777167192009-03-03T00:14:00.002-05:002009-03-03T00:18:40.765-05:00My First TimeIt was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret.The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do.Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear MyNeurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-77107547617253543182009-02-28T16:44:00.003-05:002009-02-28T16:50:24.864-05:00Saturday FunnyThe kids had friends over to play this afternoon and the girls decided to play dress up and makeover. They put purple glitter nail polish on him and did his hair, he sat there and soaked up the attention.Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-30679018460993901042009-02-27T17:11:00.004-05:002009-02-27T23:36:30.111-05:00Yes It's FridayI really despise door to door people. This afternoon while on the couch snuggling with Taz, trying to keep warm and watching TV there's a knock. I thought it was the mail carrier with my books i ordered but no such luck.It's Direct Energy, a gas company I've never heard of. We have Consumers Energy for our gas company. This guy goes on to pitch that they can give us cheaper rates and still get Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-35731217674732905452009-02-23T12:46:00.000-05:002009-02-23T12:47:55.975-05:00I just had to...Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-81116804146669335812009-02-19T23:38:00.003-05:002009-02-19T23:45:26.888-05:00This Week So Far1. I am now going to a LGBT Therapist to help me to learn to stop hating myself. I've only had one session so far but I'm impressed with her so far. It is extremely hard for me to talk but she managed to get me to not only talk but get to the point of the reason for my being there. 2. I joined a gym and enjoyed going. I'm a little sore but not as bad as i thought i would be.3. There is little to Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-61051478228793196522009-02-14T09:47:00.000-05:002009-02-14T09:48:34.513-05:00Let me be myselfNeurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-4445518075448353702009-02-14T00:27:00.003-05:002009-02-14T00:31:13.754-05:00Fuzzy momentToday Tornado and her friends wanted to walk to school instead of riding the bus so i said no problem lets go. On the way back it was just Taz and I taking our time walking. As he is holding my hand he says "Mommy?"Me: "Yes Taz?"Taz: "I wuv you"Me: "I love you too"We walked the rest of the way home in silence but my heart feeling all warm and fuzzy. I love these moments with the kids.Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-52431116336560012412009-02-12T23:33:00.002-05:002009-02-12T23:37:38.517-05:00Thank YouThank you to those of you that found a way to contact me with support and encouragement. It really means a lot to know I'm not alone in this and still have a few friends left.I turned comments back on for now.Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-15395256930978747612009-02-11T01:37:00.008-05:002009-02-12T23:36:53.106-05:00I can't take it...I need to bare my soul. Some of you will never want to talk to me again, but I've come to a point in my life i don't care anymore. I can't spend my life worrying about what everyone else thinks.You know i don't regret having my kids, i love them with all my heart and they are the reason i wake up every morning but i do regret everything else in my life. I regret screwing up my life beyond repair.Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-31909284990786796702009-02-08T21:09:00.003-05:002009-02-08T21:25:01.457-05:00Now what?It's really hard to be positive and optimistic when you are stuck in a unhappy and dead marriage. The stress and tension affects the kids behavior. Don't get me wrong i don't hate him, he is a decent guy but the feelings are gone. They've been gone for a very long time, i see him as a friend only and nothing more but he just doesn't get it. He is one that can't admit when he's done wrong, when Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-22423101844592467812009-02-05T21:04:00.005-05:002009-02-05T21:15:28.790-05:00A Good LaughMy uncle loves to send me tons of jokes, laughs and general spam. This one had me laughing and reminded me of Tiffany at the Farmer's Market. This lady was in the checkout line at the local Wal-Mart in Beautiful Downtown Porter, TX. Her hubby was with her and apparently either didn't notice or is just plain evil and didn't tell her about her fashion faux-pas. Wonder if he was pridefully puffed Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-9420368415309872862009-02-03T21:44:00.000-05:002009-02-03T21:45:05.347-05:00Notice:Due to recent budget cuts, high unemployment and the rising costs of food, electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, and the overall state of the union, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.We apologize for the inconvenience.Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-81361807750849197402009-01-30T00:41:00.002-05:002009-01-30T00:42:11.835-05:00Glitter in the airSong for the day, there's no actual video for this one but enjoy the song.Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-26594670165194234612009-01-29T16:33:00.003-05:002009-01-29T16:40:38.570-05:00Please HelpThis is for my regular readers.Tornado brought home a packet for magazine subscription/renewals from school today. And being the mom that i am, i am trying to help her win some prizes and of course help the school raise some money. If you are interested in renewing or subscribing send me an email at myvents@prodigy.net with full name and email address, i will send you an email from the Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-68550618460473463682009-01-27T10:53:00.002-05:002009-01-27T10:55:28.182-05:00Well?What do you think of the valentine template? I'm also not putting haloscan back on since js-kit took it over, it sucks.Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-28076706927785389302009-01-26T14:50:00.009-05:002009-01-27T11:34:05.638-05:00I really dislike meme'sbut I'll do it this one time since I was tagged by KathyThe rules of the game:1. Go to the the 4th folder where you keep your pictures on your computer.2. Post the 4th picture in the folder.3. Explain the photo.4. Tag 4 fellow bloggers to join in the fun!This is from Tornado's 6th birthday (and Grandma), she opted to have a home made cake with lots of sprinkles rather than a store bought Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-72345966710674419522009-01-25T22:14:00.004-05:002009-02-01T06:38:05.065-05:00Blog changesYou might be seeing some changes to my blog soon, I'm tired of this template and am looking for a new one. If you seen some good free ones send me the link, my email is in my profile.Music is good for the soul. Here's an upbeat song to listen to. Neurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19787759.post-27258995711585529292009-01-24T00:14:00.001-05:002009-01-24T00:15:47.702-05:00Something to make you feel betterNeurotic Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987410442092562757myvents@prodigy.net0