The Jake Silver Show

Jake and Makeout Bear

2008-07-22T16:51:00.001-05:00

2008-07-19T06:15:00.001-05:00

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Count Your Blessings!

2008-06-14T15:10:00.004-05:00

I counted 84. But I'm sure there are more. Like Oxygen and Gravity and Roller Coasters.

1.Jes

2.Tathan

3.the Cats

4.The fish

5.The chickens

6.Ronnie my neighbor

7.My Mom

8.Dad and Anita

9.Brian and Jean (my In-laws)

10.Sheila my MiL

11.Rob,Merideth and Dakota

12.Jenny

13.The house

14.Makayla

15.The cars

16.Air conditioning

17.My job in the USAF

18.Josh,Sarah and Bella

19.My friends from work

20.Dr. Manzoor

21.Dr. Shores

22.Modern Medical Care

23.Good Music

24. Good food

25.Cable TV

26.The internet

27.Physical Health

28.Mental Health (weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)

29.I have all my teeth

30.Light

31.Beautiful days at the park

32.fresh water

33.diet coke

34.good movies

35.Richard

36.Wal-Mart

37.The beach

38."adult swim" on cartoon network

39.popcorn

40. Prince

41. Tattoos

42.Gulf Coast Hospital

43.Health South PT facility

44. Tyndall Physical Therapy Dept.

45. Tylenol

46.gum

47. Rum

48. Leslie Sansone

49. Tony Horton

50. Ellen Degeneres

51. Melissa and AAron

52. MySpace

53. My friends from high school

54. My friends from Colorado

55. My friends from Misawa

56. kissing

57. sex

58. flip-flops

59. Tamagotchi

60. Buddhism

61. my tech school instructor

62. My Flight @ work

63. Andy Warhol

64. stars @ night

65. Florida

66. Texas

67. babies

68. Heidi Klum

69. Britney Spears

70. "Seinfeld"

71. Depeche Mode

72. Fake sweetners

73. The Child Development Center

74. My watch

75. Barack Obama

76. Bret Easton Ellis

77. Chuck Palaniuk

78. "fight Club"

79. "American pSycho"

80. This Blog

81. Dr. Riley

82. Lean Pockets

83. janet jackson

84. Rihanna

Listen to Orgy!

2008-06-11T17:30:00.000-05:00

Presented by YouTube:

(Dreams In Digital)

Boycott Something That's Never Been Boycotted Before

2008-06-10T18:15:00.002-05:00

Today I waged a one-man protest against faxes and fax machines. I kept telling my co-workers it wouldn't work but they wouldn't listen...

Write a Best-Seller

2008-06-09T18:53:00.002-05:00

Well, I'm not sure this is best-seller material, but here it goes:

This is the tale of Potato-Chip Dan, who loved to eat chips straight from a can.
He ate them Barbeque, he ate them plain, he ate them before and after the game.
He dipped them in sauces, he dipped them in beans,
he ate them in ones, in pairs and in threes!

Potato Chip Dan went walking one day ; he fell in a hole---
a hole full of hay!
He ate all the hay and then he climbed out ---
Too bad that he had all that hay in his mouth!

He bought him a pop to wash it all down,
he jumped in his car and married a clown.

Potato Chip Dan kissed a red spotted bird,
that bird was so loud, the worst you have heard!

But nothing could stop his potato-chip binge,
he ate ten cans in a row without even a twinge.
Yes, I'm happy to know Mr. Potato Chip Dan,
the guy who loves to eat ships from a can.

(all rights reserved)

Send Flowers to A Stranger---

2008-06-09T05:56:00.002-05:00

This morning I opened up the phone book and sent flowers to the first name I saw :

Miss Viola Goodwin.

I hope she likes them!

New Zealand Day

2008-06-08T20:31:00.004-05:00

Did you know that the capital of New Zealand is Wellington?

Me neither!

Read all about New Zealand at Wikipedia!!

Marry Jonas Jansson

2008-06-07T06:30:00.002-05:00

Today I'm supposed to marry this dude, the poster child of Benrik... at http://www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com/ but in reality I'd much rather marry J. Jonah Jameson, the newspaper tycooon of Spider-Man fame.

Wow, cigars are sexy. Am I wrong people?

Cannibalism Day

2008-06-07T06:18:00.003-05:00

I got a little behind in my posts, but never fear!

The Book recommends eating part of someone you love... so yes, this Egg and Cheese Sandwich does have little tiny hairs I cut from my son's head.

Bon Appetit!

Obedience Day

2008-06-04T20:43:00.002-05:00

In the book it has a whole bunch of weird rules to follow for today, but being a Staff Sgt in the Air Force --- I have no trouble what-so-ever finding plenty of weird rules to follow every day.

"Promote The Book" Day

2008-06-03T05:46:00.003-05:00

Everyone needs to buy a copy of "This Book Will Change Your Life" and "This Book Will Change Your Life Again" both by Benrik.

http://www.amazon.com/

http://www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com/

Pretend You're Jesus Day

2008-06-02T15:00:00.002-05:00

Well today was "Pretend You're Jesus" Day and I thought very hard about all the magical powers I would have as the Christian Messiah. But the main one that came to mind was the ability to turn water into wine. Try as I might I was unable to accomplish this.

So what would I do if I were Jesus?

Encourage you to vote for Barack Obama!!

Because while God, who loves to smite people, is certainly a Republican , Jesus would definitely be a Democrat. Hooray!

Warm-Up Day

2008-06-01T09:02:00.003-05:00

Well, folks... today is the start of the all-new Jake Silver Show. The past few years have been dedicated to tales of my life, my wife, my son and my career. But now I have a new focus. For the next 365 days, "The show" will be dedicated to fulfilling "This Book Will Change Your Life Again".

This is a book by "Benrik" and available at http://www.amazon.com/ . It has little itty-bitty suggestions for every day of your life. You'll soon see what I mean. Today is "Warm-Up Day" and there are several small suggestions for today.

What I mainly chose is "Do graffiti" so I have decided to do some digital graffiti and modify a photo from my brother's recent wedding. He is holding his son, Dakota. My cute nephew.

More tomorrow!

---Jake.

decisions

2008-05-28T16:42:00.003-05:00

Part of me wants to continue this Blog, make a whole new layout... etc... and part of me wants to end it. I Blog over on MySpace. So... we'll see. I might start this Blog by writing about my adventures doing "This Book Will Change Your Life... again!" by Benrik. Hmmm,,,