<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><entry xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1920735190919303985.post-3273786476423862166</id><published>2007-07-20T11:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-20T11:07:41.831-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='englishitude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comedy'/><title type='text'>Englishitude: My Inexblicably Poorly Written Horoscope</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ligans/ecards/sanrio/capricorn.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ligans/ecards/sanrio/capricorn.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I love language, as you'll know from &lt;a href="http://awesomeitude.blogspot.com/2007/06/englishitude-peak-pique-and-peek.html"&gt;this post&lt;/a&gt;, but when I came across this prose, I had to show it off as a great example of WTF:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"With physical Mars now in earthy Taurus, as he receives a blast from Uranus the Awakener, you Goats are primed and ready for action."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Proofreading is your friend. People expect horoscopes to be kooky (I keep this on &lt;a href="http://awesomeitude.blogspot.com/2007/06/hackitude-igoogle.html"&gt;my iGoogle&lt;/a&gt; just for&lt;a href="http://karengeier.blogspot.com/"&gt; Esses and Gees)&lt;/a&gt; but this may be a bridge too far.&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1920735190919303985-3273786476423862166?l=awesomeitude.blogspot.com%2Findex.html' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://awesomeitude.blogspot.com/feeds/3273786476423862166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1920735190919303985&amp;postID=3273786476423862166' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1920735190919303985/posts/default/3273786476423862166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1920735190919303985/posts/default/3273786476423862166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://awesomeitude.blogspot.com/2007/07/englishitude-my-inexblicably-poorly.html' title='Englishitude: My Inexblicably Poorly Written Horoscope'/><author><name>Hotseat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13653571380426378784</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07810218060375941033'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry>