tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-188542462009-07-13T22:08:57.969-04:00<img src="http://www.rolandoworld.net/bcd/images/bcdlogomasthead.jpg"> BEHIND CLOSED DOORS - Everybody Says This Stuff; I Just Say It Out Loud! Those who are easily offended or who don't share my mostly conservative / old fashioned / unsympathetic / capitalistic / often twisted / narrow minded / yet hysterically funny views on everything should avoid BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. After all it's my BLOG and Radio Show. FOR THE REST OF YOU ENJOY! Email rolando@dirtylittlecuban.com or Call.Rolando a.k.a. “The Dirty Little Cuban”http://www.blogger.com/profile/08805021406723301081noreply@blogger.comBlogger279125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18854246.post-1161049434930779362006-10-16T21:43:00.000-04:002007-04-03T13:51:52.453-04:00

The theme for this weeks broadcast – I’ve Discovered The Secret!The theme for last weeks broadcast – Back To Our Roots. – Where Did We Go Wrong?In this completely winged episode we spend a great amount of time discussing a very worthwhile topic; “The Secret”. What is the secret? I do the best job I can explaining what it means to me. Please listen to this episode to change every aspect of your

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Back To Our Roots. The theme for last weeks broadcast – Welcome To The New Studio! – Things Should Be Quieter Here!This week we revisit why Behind Closed Doors is slipping into the Abyss. We have started to take ourselves too serious and we hope to never do that again.. I kicked ass in my last stand up comedy competition and still lost since I’m not black or

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Laugh Or Put A Gun In Your Mouth.The theme for last weeks broadcast – Please remember 9/11 – it matters!Our iTunes podcast page has changed. They change the look of it and also iTunes is now emailing me regarding advertising with them. I’m sure every podcaster get’s the email, but I like to think, they targeted us specifically.Why do chicks keep calling,

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So ABC puts out this movie about 9/11 that Clintons lawyers demand get pulled before airing since some of the responsibility of our nations worst disaster might fall on his shoulders. Did it really take a movie of the week to expose this? Was any President in our history friendlier with terrorist nations and leaders than Mr. Clinton? I think not. No one argues that the attacks of 9/11 took at

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Nancy Grace (a TV talkshow host) is taking heat for grilling the mother of a missing child who ended up shooting herself a day after the show. This has I’m guilty written all over it. My prediction off the top of my head is she killed or sold her little girl for money. Her family of course blames the suicide on the heat from the media. If you didn’t agree to appear on Nancy Grace’s show you

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So Democrat porn came out this week in the form of Death Of A President where G.W. get’s killed by an assassins bullet. I don’t think a sitting President has ever been killed in a movie. That just tells me that times are continually getting worse and somehow people have less respect for George Bush than for Bill Clinton. I don’t really know how that happened but I could do a whole show on

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A U.S. Embassy in Syria was attacked with guns and bombs and not a single American life was lost. That may not be anything out of the ordinary. What is out of the ordinary is the fact that Syrian police are the ones responsible for saving American lives. Who saw that one coming? Not me, but then again, I ain’t all that bright. Even better, 3 out of 4 of the terrorist were killed in the

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That’s right folks, not only were there not SUV’s in 1936, but the first car manufacturers were French, not American. How can this be? It goes against everything the Wish tells me. It goes against the evil SUV’s. It goes against my dad. My dad is currently looking to buy an SUV and he tells me that people left and right are getting rid of their SUV’s. I guess that would be easy to believe

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Please remember 9/11 – it matters...The theme for last weeks broadcast – Where The Hell Has Behind Closed Doors Been? – It’s been way too long!My son may be retarded. I was trying to help him with his math homework yesterday, something I can barely do myself and he’s sitting there like he’s never seen a math problem in his whole life.I’m getting too busy to

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First we have the Ex President form Iran scheduled to speak at Harvard on the fifth anniversary of 9/11 and the current douchebag of Iran scheduled to speak at the General Assembly of the world body on September 19. What the fuck is going on here? Has everyone in charge of everything lost their fucking minds?Of course the dipshits at Harvard say that open dialogue is necessary. Unless theses

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Newt Gingrich recently penned an 11 step plan that he and I both believe will save the fucked up, misguided, lost republican party before it’s too late and our nations prosperity disappears for a while or maybe forever. Due to a lck of time I will only read the steps and ask that you get off your fat ass and look it up for yourself and read the whole thing. It’s worth it, believe me.Step number

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Is heaven in need of a crazy Australian who plays with the most dangerous animals in the world because that’s the only explanation I can give for a stingray killing one of the most passionate people I’ve ever seen. This guy loved life and loved his job and when that job is saving animals, how fucking cool is that?I always knew he would die doing this job, I just never thought it would be from a

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There’s only one person on earth who has poetic license to create pure crap fiction movies and present them as fact with no repercussions whatsoever. We all know that piece of shit as Michael Moore and all you had to do was promise him enough food to feed his fat lying ass for the duration of the filming.Why is everyone so bent out of shape? Is it because this film might make the immortalized

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Iraq took over control of its own military just the other day. A pretty big accomplishment considering how many people have been calling us occupiers since this war began. Funny, there’s not much about this on the news. How is it that every time you demand the President or the military do something you’re standing on top of a mountain pounding your chest and screaming your lungs out like

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Where The Hell Has Behind Closed Doors Been? – It’s been way too long!The theme for last weeks broadcast – Why Bother Being Right? – It’s too much work.In this extremely Anti-Semitic episode Jeda visits a porn conference and manages to only fuck his girlfriend. What was the point of going again? Chino – a childhood friend (hood being the operative word)

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Why Bother Being Right? – It’s too much work.The theme for last weeks broadcast – What Chicks Don’t Know – It’s a long, long list!In this episode we welcome back Samantha Jennings Porn Star To The Poor, review last weeks show, and test if chicks i.e. Samantha really doesn’t know this shit. We missed out Dirty Sanchez last week. Beer burps run rampant on the

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Andrea Yates walks. Are you fucking kidding me? God, what the fuck is going on? How can this happen. I even heard her husband say at least now she get’s a nicer place and better food, not to mention at some time in the future she could be released for good if a judge sees fit. I swear to God I am living in a parallel universe where everything is the opposite of how it should be. It’s George

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I want to take a second to read between the lines for those of you who aren’t capable of doing it on your own. All we have heard about the Israeli conflict is that Israel has used an inordinate amount of force overstepping their bounds, using way more force than is necessary and it’s not fair. Now we hear that Hezbollah is running low on rockets, poor little Hezzbolla. You should have that out

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We all heard that Condi as those of us who have her on speed dial like to call her was off to the Middle East to try to come to some kind of resolution since G.W. told Tony Blair with a mouth full of food, she has to succeed. She can not fail. Well, she failed with diplomacy, but was able to impress some other people with her piano playing skills at an Asian Security conference.I kinda had the

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As if The Passion of the Jeda, The Passion of the Christ, the Davinci Code and a holly war weren’t enough to get your attention focused on God, this bitch comes out claiming to be directly related to the man with the best PR Agent in the biz right now. God’s getting’ mad press.Simon & Shuster are not only publishing her book, they’re also dumping 250k in marketing on top of the 100k they gave

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Even the mastermind of the conservative movement ain’t feeling you G.W.. William F. Buckley, who I believe is Rush Limbaugh’s hero thinks your fucking up royally killing any chance at a legacy you may have had. Basically, he and I both think the war in Iraq is taking way too long because you’re only putting a half assed effort into it. Don’t attack a country without a plan for wipingit out

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Gas prices are at an all time high. So what. You want to help people, lower the cost while raising the quality of health care. How about not taxing me so fucking much to pay for people who continually make poor choices. I already have one child, I don’t need another. How about making it easier to employ people and let them get their own God damn benefits. I do it why can’t they.Every time

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – What Chicks Don’t Know – It’s a long, long list!The theme for last weeks broadcast – What Would Reagan Do? – Not This!In our most misogynistic Passion of the Jeda episode we dive deep into the Abyss of things chicks don’t know, a topic we will have to revisit till the end of time just to scratch the surface. I knew the list was long, but I underestimated just

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You may wonder why I bring Christ up in this conversation especially if you’re not familiar with the bible as a good Catholic School Boy such as myself is and the other reason is for all of us to start praying if you haven’t already done so.I’m not a big believer in worrying. It is the most useless emotion a human being can engage in and it never accomplishes anything positive since the results

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Let’s re-visit just for a minute if we could Darwin’s’ Theory of Natural Selection. According to Wikipedia ( listen to the show ) which is probably the single greatest cause of all the problems humans face. We keep bailing out stupid people, people not fit to breathe air so they and their children continue to do stupid shit and it’s these mental defectives that bring

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