<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648</id><updated>2009-06-01T15:25:47.784-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS - Live! Funny! Girls!</title><subtitle type='html'>Asheville's first all-female sketch comedy troupe - 
written, directed, and performed by women.  Want more info or to be added to our email list? &lt;br&gt;
Email &lt;a href="mailto:lylashaha@gmail.com"&gt;lylashaha@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lylasproductions.blogspot.com/atom.xml'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>60 Barnard Ave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09495243824953046235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>38</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-4422169967842157179</id><published>2009-03-13T11:49:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-13T11:56:52.035-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Have a LYLATINI!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/vault-774057.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 206px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/vault-774048.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stop by the &lt;strong&gt;RANKIN VAULT COCKTAIL LOUNGE&lt;/strong&gt; any night of our show, and get the drink special! It's a LYLATINI! $6. . . . Cheers!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/SATCcosmo-769341.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 124px" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/SATCcosmo-769301.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Those girls from&lt;em&gt; Sex and the City&lt;/em&gt; have got NOTHIN' on us. . .&lt;em&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-4422169967842157179?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/4422169967842157179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/4422169967842157179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2009/03/have-lylatini.html' title='Have a LYLATINI!'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-869186083754339118</id><published>2009-03-13T11:24:00.011-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-13T16:25:21.843-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Check out our COMMERCIAL!</title><content type='html'>To view a preview of the show, please click on this link: &lt;STRONG&gt;Thank you Peter Brezny and Purplecat Networks Inc!&lt;/STRONG&gt; &lt;EM&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;See below for show info!&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-1f548ce456b3b883" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.blogger.com/img/videoplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvp.video.google.com%2Fvideodownload%3Fversion%3D0%26secureurl%3DqAAAAJRKzAPfu3a7ks9WIkYJqTF5-IU4c4eEn5ETpG4t15gUK-js5ZAa5bquDv7x9fx1wuAItlLupjWlEgwM843Hu4sA-iJ6FMAmuzzv2pMfzi9AOni1PX2b97UDWVQN9feNuh4GKVXS_S7gGmIAto3T0S6lO-YZlWvbnqMH50pg5E7gwBaqDxmTxtyytfTVxsxMFKG7b7a3REnquKGpqweRSDORiEmBvf0wleA6kTsK__2r%26sigh%3DkcIbXtyn2dqBHVaKSoaVdQhzspA%26begin%3D0%26len%3D86400000%26docid%3D0&amp;amp;nogvlm=1&amp;amp;thumbnailUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2FThumbnailServer2%3Fapp%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D1f548ce456b3b883%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw320%26sigh%3D5pUTMI-IbHcjzBlGmsli-qL6GHE&amp;amp;messagesUrl=video.google.com%2FFlashUiStrings.xlb%3Fframe%3Dflashstrings%26hl%3Den"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;embed width="320" height="266" src="http://www.blogger.com/img/videoplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvp.video.google.com%2Fvideodownload%3Fversion%3D0%26secureurl%3DqAAAAJRKzAPfu3a7ks9WIkYJqTF5-IU4c4eEn5ETpG4t15gUK-js5ZAa5bquDv7x9fx1wuAItlLupjWlEgwM843Hu4sA-iJ6FMAmuzzv2pMfzi9AOni1PX2b97UDWVQN9feNuh4GKVXS_S7gGmIAto3T0S6lO-YZlWvbnqMH50pg5E7gwBaqDxmTxtyytfTVxsxMFKG7b7a3REnquKGpqweRSDORiEmBvf0wleA6kTsK__2r%26sigh%3DkcIbXtyn2dqBHVaKSoaVdQhzspA%26begin%3D0%26len%3D86400000%26docid%3D0&amp;amp;nogvlm=1&amp;amp;thumbnailUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2FThumbnailServer2%3Fapp%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D1f548ce456b3b883%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw320%26sigh%3D5pUTMI-IbHcjzBlGmsli-qL6GHE&amp;amp;messagesUrl=video.google.com%2FFlashUiStrings.xlb%3Fframe%3Dflashstrings%26hl%3Den" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-869186083754339118?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=1f548ce456b3b883&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/869186083754339118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/869186083754339118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2009/03/check-out-our-commercial.html' title='Check out our COMMERCIAL!'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-6667003579508166888</id><published>2009-03-01T15:45:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-09T16:29:17.547-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Tickets are already SELLING!! Get Yours!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/warhol2screwy-749931.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 259px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/warhol2screwy-749924.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/warhol2screwy-777338.gif"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-6667003579508166888?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/6667003579508166888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/6667003579508166888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2009/03/blog-post.html' title='Tickets are already SELLING!! Get Yours!'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-8678606730406874923</id><published>2009-02-02T15:21:00.016-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-01T16:00:34.762-05:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS Show March 19th - 28th</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/Prego-Edited-Jpeg-28-716090.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 215px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/Prego-Edited-Jpeg-28-715798.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;LYLAS &amp;amp; NCStage Catalyst Series present&lt;br /&gt;"&lt;strong&gt;What's LYLAS Got to do With it?" &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/Segway-Resized-11-731814.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thursday-Saturdays March 19th - 28th at NCStage&lt;br /&gt;Shows at 7:30 p.m.&lt;br /&gt;$15 all shows&lt;br /&gt;For tickets call (828) 239-0263&lt;br /&gt;or visit:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ncstage.org/"&gt;http://www.ncstage.org/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LYLAS is proud to be a part of the NC Stage Company Catalyst Series, created especially for emerging local theater companies.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-8678606730406874923?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/8678606730406874923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/8678606730406874923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2009/02/lylas-show-march-19th-28th.html' title='LYLAS Show March 19th - 28th'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-575424553919560817</id><published>2008-08-21T16:43:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-21T16:51:15.522-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Hold up, Hold up. . . . HOLD UP!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/DSC06520-778961.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/DSC06520-778455.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LYLAS sold out every show at the 35below Late Night Comedy Series! Thanks to all those who came and laughed!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/DSC06517-774428.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/DSC06517-773669.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-575424553919560817?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/575424553919560817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/575424553919560817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2008/08/hold-up-hold-up-hold-up.html' title='Hold up, Hold up. . . . HOLD UP!!!!'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-4599918152660084271</id><published>2008-07-23T11:35:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-23T12:53:10.926-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS:  Local Comedy Thousands of Miles Funnier</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/emilyhead-720755.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/emilyhead-720745.gif" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LYLAS is gearing up the freshness for the 35below Late Night Comedy Series!  Get your tickets now!  Shows run August 7, 8, 13, 14, &amp; 15th in 35below at Asheville Community Theater.  Shows start at 8:00pm each night.  Tickets for any show during the Late Night Comedy Series are $10. Reservations are strongly recommended. Box office hours are noon - 6 pm, Monday-Friday. For more information please call 828-254-1320.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-4599918152660084271?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/4599918152660084271'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/4599918152660084271'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2008/07/lylas-local-comedy-thousands-of-miles.html' title='LYLAS:  Local Comedy Thousands of Miles Funnier'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-6296642376038641298</id><published>2008-07-15T09:45:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-22T14:39:36.503-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Laugh your ASHEVILLE off with LYLAS!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/sexy-789621.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/sexy-789600.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's tits on toes baby!!!  LYLAS is slated to open the 'Laugh your Asheville off' festival at the Diana Wortham stage!  This summer, the Laugh Your Asheville Off  Comedy Festival returns to downtown Asheville July 17th, 18th &amp; 19th expanding last year's two nights of stand-up into a three-day festival. This year's festival is proudly presenting NBC's Last Comic Standing winner Alonzo Bodden, over a dozen touring comedians, a workshop for aspiring comics, a comedy magic show for kids and three different nights of performances making it the largest stand-up comedy festival in the southeast.         &lt;br /&gt;The Festival kicks off on Thursday July 17th with LYLAS, Asheville's first all female sketch comedy troupe. LYLAS will open the stage for an evening of stand up comedy featuring some of the funniest comics on the east coast leading to the headlining act DC's very own refreshingly hysterical Mike Storck.&lt;br /&gt;Laugh Your Asheville Off Official website:&lt;br /&gt;http://laughyourashevilleoff.com/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-6296642376038641298?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/6296642376038641298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/6296642376038641298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2008/07/laugh-your-asheville-off-with-lylas.html' title='Laugh your ASHEVILLE off with LYLAS!!!'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-32329790120255756</id><published>2008-04-26T21:35:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-28T19:18:03.045-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS brings the funny to TIME FOR OUR POWER!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/betsy+sarah-728677.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/betsy+sarah-728668.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;LYLAS has been invited to perform at the SOUTHEASTERN TIME FOR OUR POWER CONFERENCE in Asheville! The conference runs June 20 - 22 with lots of speakers, performers, and workshops. LYLAS will be performing Saturday, June 21 at 7:30 pm at the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium. This will be an amazing conference focusing on women and the strong, powerful beings they are. Jane Fonda and Starhawk will be keynote speakers. Visit the website: &lt;a href="http://www.timeforourpower.com/index.php"&gt;http://www.timeforourpower.com/index.php&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-32329790120255756?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/32329790120255756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/32329790120255756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2008/04/lylas-brings-funny-to-time-for-our.html' title='LYLAS brings the funny to TIME FOR OUR POWER!'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-2553717092379061418</id><published>2008-04-26T21:28:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-26T21:34:23.267-04:00</updated><title type='text'>You Tube?? We Tube!!</title><content type='html'>Catch LYLAS sketches on You Tube.  Click on the following link.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/Lylashaha"&gt;www.youtube.com/Lylashaha&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-2553717092379061418?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/2553717092379061418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/2553717092379061418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2008/04/you-tube-we-tube.html' title='You Tube?? We Tube!!'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-1135509509151873085</id><published>2008-03-31T17:58:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-31T18:25:21.459-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Yoga Show Sold Out!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/cardgame-785440.web"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/cardgame-785429.web" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;LYLAS enjoyed another run at NCStage. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us. Check out pictures of the show at the link under Photo Gallery!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;And remember....there is no fair in globalization.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-1135509509151873085?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/1135509509151873085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/1135509509151873085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2008/03/yoga-show-sold-out.html' title='Yoga Show Sold Out!'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-4908400176357203472</id><published>2008-01-30T10:09:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-13T11:35:30.723-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS SHOW Preview!</title><content type='html'>To view a preview of the show, please click on picture:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2125297141430601162&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/Teaserclip-709032.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you Peter Brezny!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;See below for show info!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-4908400176357203472?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/4908400176357203472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/4908400176357203472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2008/01/lylas-show-opens-tonight.html' title='LYLAS SHOW Preview!'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-4847784214783123838</id><published>2007-12-18T18:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-01T12:32:17.816-05:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS Show Jan 30th- Feb 9th</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;LYLAS &amp;amp; NCStage Catalyst Series present &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;"Would You Like Yoga With That?"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="2" width="100%" border="0"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" width="50%"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wednesdays-Saturdays&lt;br /&gt;Jan 30th - Feb 9th at NCStage&lt;br /&gt;Shows at 7:30 p.m.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Show Prices:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wed, Jan 30th is pay what you can&lt;br /&gt;($6 minimum, cash &amp;amp; exact change)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wed, Feb 6th &amp;amp; both&lt;br /&gt;Thurs shows are $12 &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;All Friday &amp;amp; Saturday shows are $15 &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For tickets call 828-350-9090&lt;br /&gt;or visit:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ncstage.org/wb/"&gt;http://www.ncstage.org/wb/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="50%" halign="center"&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;To view preview of show,&lt;br /&gt;click on picture below&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2125297141430601162&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 144px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 113px" height="109" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/Teaserclip-709032.jpg" width="122" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Thank you Peter Brezny!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;LYLAS hits the NC Stage Jan 30th-Feb 9th, 2008 with an all new original sketch comedy show, "Would You Like Yoga With That?" LYLAS is proud to be a part of the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ncstage.org/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;NC Stage Company Catalyst Series&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;, created especially for emerging local theater companies. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-4847784214783123838?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/4847784214783123838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/4847784214783123838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2007/12/lylas-show-jan-30th-feb-9th.html' title='LYLAS Show Jan 30th- Feb 9th'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-1887407920448310295</id><published>2007-10-25T14:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-25T15:34:52.601-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Orange Peel Show a Success!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/weball-786112.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="205" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/weball-786100.jpg" width="299" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; LYLAS had a great time opening for Henry Cho at the Orange Peel. The high energy performance was well received by the audience and Mr. Cho was very funny on and off the stage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And remember....Carl is Watching Us....so don't say we didn't warn you!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-1887407920448310295?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/1887407920448310295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/1887407920448310295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2007/10/orange-peel-show-success.html' title='Orange Peel Show a Success!'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-3615490439521245601</id><published>2007-10-09T12:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-09T19:28:45.036-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS to Open at Orange Peel!</title><content type='html'>LYLAS is set to open for &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Henry Cho&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; at the &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Orange Peel&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thursday, October 18.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/AAshehole.sarah.sing-702155.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Doors open at 7:00 p.m.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Show starts at 8:00 p.m. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Tickets are $20 advance/$22 at door to see both LYLAS &amp;amp; Henry Cho.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Call (828) 225-5851 for more information. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Call (866) 468-7630 or visit &lt;a href="http://www.theorangepeel.net/"&gt;http://www.theorangepeel.net/&lt;/a&gt; to purchase tickets. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/Mumpower.all-768845.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/Mumpower.all-768834.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We are excited to take our Asheville-based &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;comedy to a new space and to share the stage with a nationally known, family friendly comedian!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-3615490439521245601?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/3615490439521245601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/3615490439521245601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2007/10/lylas-to-open-at-orange-peel.html' title='LYLAS to Open at Orange Peel!'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-1992264353818532616</id><published>2007-09-07T12:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-07T12:30:13.139-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS Perfomathon Show Well Received</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/lylas-767837.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/lylas-767833.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; LYLAS had a great day at the NC Stage Theatre Marathon: picking up finds at the yard sale, meeting other performers and of course, showcasing some of our favorite sketches: The Back-up Singers Birthday Gift (pictured) as well as I'm A Housewife, and Grocery Wars:&lt;br /&gt;"We sell things in cans!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-1992264353818532616?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/1992264353818532616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/1992264353818532616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2007/09/lylas-perfomathon-show-well-received.html' title='LYLAS Perfomathon Show Well Received'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-4801667305648990271</id><published>2007-08-13T19:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-16T22:57:56.536-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS on August 25th</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/Love.It.2jpg-766745.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" height="200" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/Love.It.2jpg-766741.jpg" width="320" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/Love.It.2jpg-775131.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;LYLAS will perform as part of the NC Stage Theatre Marathon!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We will be performing some of our favorite sketches in the 10-11:00 p.m. block of the marathon, but check out the whole schedule of great shows! Follow links below to get your tickets!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;North Carolina Stage Company presents an all-day theatre marathon Saturday August 25th, at its theatre in downtown Asheville. This homegrown mini-festival features all local performers, with theatre, dance, sketch comedy, and more. Beginning at 3:00pm, patrons can see a show every hour, on the hour, until 1:00 in the morning. With the statewide Stoneleaf Theatre Festival now on hiatus, NC Stage decided to mount its own mini-festival, presenting twelve companies in one day, all in one venue. NC Stage will also be serving hot dogs and veggie dogs outside the theatre from 5:00- 6:00. In the 6:00pm slot, NC Stage will take over the stage for the Best of NCSC "Alley" Awards. Named after the alley in front of the theatre (now called Stage Lane), these awards will honor the best artists and productions of the past five years.A full schedule of events is available on the web, at &lt;a href="http://www.ncstage.org/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.ncstage.org/&lt;/a&gt;. All Access Passes are on sale now - just $20. Tickets for individual performances are $10, available only at the door. Call (828) 350-9090 or visit &lt;a href="http://www.ncstage.org/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.ncstage.org/&lt;/a&gt; to purchase an All Access Pass.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;LYLAS will be performing a full run of a new show at NC Stage Thursdays, Fridays &amp;amp; Saturdays, January 31st- February 9th 2008. More info to come!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-4801667305648990271?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/4801667305648990271'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/4801667305648990271'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2007/08/lylas-on-august-25th.html' title='LYLAS on August 25th'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-7568540305838700794</id><published>2007-06-23T00:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-23T00:31:32.980-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS Sold Out</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/smone_more_with_beth_in_it-760700.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/smone_more_with_beth_in_it-760696.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;LYLAS sold out their 5th show!&lt;br /&gt;"What Would LYLAS Do?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for coming out to the show everybody.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We heard from several audience members that it was the best one yet. We're excited about our new member Karri Brantley and thrilled the show went so well!"- LYLAS member Emily Miller&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-7568540305838700794?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/7568540305838700794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/7568540305838700794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2007/06/lylas-sold-out.html' title='LYLAS Sold Out'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-3348497385633417358</id><published>2007-05-25T12:38:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-26T21:06:14.890-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS Show June 14, 15, 16</title><content type='html'>LYLAS will present &lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/348081836_b0ff68615d-740711.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 208px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 218px" height="145" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/348081836_b0ff68615d-740707.jpg" width="113" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What Would LYLAS Do?" &lt;br /&gt;as a part of 35below's&lt;br /&gt;Late Night Comedy Series.&lt;br /&gt;This show will feature&lt;br /&gt;new Asheville-humored sketches.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;June 14, 15 &amp;amp; 16th.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Show starts at &lt;strong&gt;9:00 p.m. &lt;/strong&gt;at &lt;strong&gt;35below&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;(underneath Asheville Community Theatre, 35 E. Walnut St)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tickets are &lt;strong&gt;$10.00&lt;/strong&gt; and are on sale now at&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;828-254-1320.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/dr-740740.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For more information on the Comedy Series, please visit:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ashevilletheatre.org/35below/latenightcomedy.html"&gt;http://www.ashevilletheatre.org/35below/latenightcomedy.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-3348497385633417358?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/3348497385633417358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/3348497385633417358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2007/05/lylas-show-june-14-15-16.html' title='LYLAS Show June 14, 15, 16'/><author><name>Lylas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05839332430509861287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12016985852724511528'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-116802735016736928</id><published>2007-01-05T14:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-22T11:51:48.070-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Humorgasm - a Valentine Show at Windows</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/mlhtongie-790931.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/ll1-786851.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/ll1-785475.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are you happily married?&lt;br /&gt;Are you bitterly single?&lt;br /&gt;Somewhere in between?&lt;br /&gt;Come laugh with LYLAS for Valentine's.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LYLAS's "Humorgasm" runs February 13, 14, 15 at Windows on the Park.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/catalogglass-789084.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/catalogglass-787968.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;$20 includes All You Can Eat Chocolate Bar, Champagne and a Humorgasmic experience.&lt;br /&gt;Doors open at 7:00 p.m.,&lt;br /&gt;Show begins at 8:00 p.m.&lt;br /&gt;Call today to get your tickets:&lt;br /&gt;828-252-2920.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-116802735016736928?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/116802735016736928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/116802735016736928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2007/01/humorgasm-valentine-show-at-windows.html' title='Humorgasm - a Valentine Show at Windows'/><author><name>Emily</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-115548140748106110</id><published>2006-08-13T10:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-13T11:06:55.306-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS sells out Opening Night, gets standing ovation!</title><content type='html'>LYLAS opened "West Asheville Side Story" to a packed house at NC Stage Friday night 8/11. And the audience loved it! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We were totally excited to get a standing ovation. The audience was so loud, we had to cut our plans to sing for the curtain call," said LYLAS founding member Jenny Bunn. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Get tickets now so you don't miss out on the fun! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Call 828.350.9090, or visit TicketWeb &lt;a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=nc&amp;query=schedule&amp;amp;venue=ncscvenue" target="_blank"&gt;[Buy Tickets!]&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-115548140748106110?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/115548140748106110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/115548140748106110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2006/08/lylas-sells-out-opening-night-gets.html' title='LYLAS sells out Opening Night, gets standing ovation!'/><author><name>Emily</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-115212054549932076</id><published>2006-07-05T12:52:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-26T20:36:56.747-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS wants YOU at NC Stage in August!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/westSide" jpg=""&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/IMG_4562-776790.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/IMG_4562-774803.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; LYLAS hits the NC Stage August 11-20, 2006 with an all new original sketch comedy show, "West Asheville Side Story." LYLAS is proud to present their second show as part of the &lt;a href="http://www.ncstage.org" target="_blank"&gt;NC Stage Company Catalyst Series&lt;/a&gt;, created especially for emerging local theater companies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Get tickets now to see your favorite Live Funny Girls! Showtimes:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Friday, Aug. 11, 7:30 p.m.&lt;br /&gt;Saturday, Aug. 12, 7:30 &amp; 9:30 p.m.&lt;br /&gt;Friday, Aug. 18, 7:30 p.m.&lt;br /&gt;Saturday, Aug. 19, 7:30 &amp;amp; 9:30 p.m.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tickets are $10, and may be purchased before the show (strongly recommended!) by calling 828.350.9090, or visiting TicketWeb &lt;a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=nc&amp;query=schedule&amp;amp;venue=ncscvenue" target="_blank"&gt;[Buy Tickets!]&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-115212054549932076?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/115212054549932076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/115212054549932076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2006/07/lylas-wants-you-at-nc-stage-in-august.html' title='LYLAS wants YOU at NC Stage in August!'/><author><name>Emily</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-114844192182320445</id><published>2006-05-23T23:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-13T12:13:38.540-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Look for LYLAS this August in the Catalyst Series!</title><content type='html'>LYLAS will present an all-new original sketch comedy show, "West Asheville Side Story," as part of the NC Stage Company Catalyst Series between August 11 and 20, 2006. Details coming soon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-114844192182320445?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/114844192182320445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/114844192182320445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2006/05/look-for-lylas-this-august-in-catalyst.html' title='Look for LYLAS this August in the Catalyst Series!'/><author><name>Emily</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-113233651248327323</id><published>2005-11-18T12:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-30T17:50:57.173-05:00</updated><title type='text'>December 2-3, Re-run of LYLAS debut performance!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lylas.org/uploaded_images/LYLAS Pic 4-714865.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.lylas.org/images/couch_ani.gif" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back by popular demand, LYLAS is performing a re-run show of their debut performance, "WASH-TV"! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Showtimes are December 2 and 3, Friday and Saturday, at 7 and 9 p.m. at 35below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you missed LYLAS in August, you can still experience the hilarity everyone is raving about. Get tickets now, before they sell out!  &lt;br /&gt;Call 279-4449.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-113233651248327323?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/113233651248327323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/113233651248327323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2005/11/december-2-3-re-run-of-lylas-debut.html' title='December 2-3, Re-run of LYLAS debut performance!'/><author><name>Emily</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-113158894309662375</id><published>2005-08-15T21:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-11-19T21:32:29.440-05:00</updated><title type='text'>We Love Asheville.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.flickr.com/23/33929094_c4160b8dc0_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;LYLAS gives a rousing debut performance to a packed house! Asheville's only all-female sketch comedy troupe, LYLAS is a collaboration between Jenny Bunn, Beth Keefauver, Emily McClain, Emily Miller and Betsy Puckett. Their debut performance of "WASH-TV" has become Asheville's newest and most hilarious theatrical sensation. Selling out four shows and turning people away at the door, LYLAS promises a re-run of the show in December.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-113158894309662375?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/113158894309662375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/113158894309662375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2005/08/we-love-asheville.html' title='We Love Asheville.'/><author><name>60 Barnard Ave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09495243824953046235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14044176618886281634'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18816648.post-113158417165714902</id><published>2005-08-01T19:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-05T13:57:29.236-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LYLAS Debut, August 12-13</title><content type='html'>ASHEVILLE -- LYLAS, Asheville's first all-female sketch comedy troupe opens its first show Friday for four performances at 35below, the black box theater downstairs at Asheville Community Theatre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LYLAS (an acronym which stands for "Love Ya Like A Sis," commonly scrawled in yearbooks and across the bottom of notes passed between girls), is a collaboration between Jenny Bunn, Beth Keefauver, Emily McClain, Emily Miller and Betsy Puckett. Described as "the Rebelles -- but fatter and clothed" or "Menage -- without the musical talent," LYLAS has an Asheville take on sketch comedy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LYLAS performances run at 7 and 9 p.m. Friday and Saturday night at 35below beneath Asheville Community Theatre, 35 E. Walnut Street, downtown Asheville.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18816648-113158417165714902?l=www.lylas.org%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/113158417165714902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18816648/posts/default/113158417165714902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lylas.org/2005/08/lylas-debut-august-12-13.html' title='LYLAS Debut, August 12-13'/><author><name>60 Barnard Ave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09495243824953046235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14044176618886281634'/></author></entry></feed>