Apartment Two: The Thought

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187317392009-03-06T15:24:50.178-06:00Apartment Two: The ThoughtA little bit of uhh for datass.Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comBlogger98125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-10384357138650900842008-11-13T16:16:00.003-06:002008-11-13T16:47:44.480-06:00

TODAY'S HEADLINES:Two female teachers in Tampa, Florida are in custody today, accused of having sex with their teenaged students. And this just in, the school attendance rate for teenage boys in Tampa, Florida is 100%.Showing that he'll adhere to a bipartisan administration, President-Elect Obama celebrated his pending Commander in Chief role by dipping a slice of watermelon into some hotdish.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-23276840646234122112008-10-10T12:02:00.004-05:002008-10-29T19:07:16.413-05:00

Okay, famous black guys; try not to kill any white women until at least November 5th.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-11033908764966621532008-09-07T12:06:00.001-05:002008-09-07T12:09:28.072-05:00

Somebody should tell our administration that there's no prestige mode in real life.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-26822665361509467672008-09-07T11:56:00.003-05:002008-09-07T12:06:46.696-05:00

I don't understand why lazy people get a bad rap. We should unite and maybe form a union. But I'm not gonna unite us. You do it. I'm watching Mad Men then going to bed.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-18960743144998861392008-09-03T08:24:00.001-05:002008-09-03T08:25:36.475-05:00

If you're looking for a quick, educational game to play with the kids, try playing SPOT THE BLACK GUY at THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION. It's fast, easy and fun.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-85132283753918259942008-03-21T12:54:00.003-05:002008-03-21T14:38:58.235-05:00

TODAY'S HEADLINES:Illiterate Man Sues Makers of M&Ms, Says Bag Was Red And They Tasted Like SkittlesCrack down on Illegal Immigrants Threatens New Season of Dora the ExplorerMan Wears Wristband On Forearm During Pickup Basketball Game, Still Can't ShootRapper Caught On Video Using Full "ing" Suffix.Minnesota Woman Not Attracted to Bald Men, MovesWhite Guy Messes Up Handshake with Black GuyAutopsy

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-40261256147440916022008-03-13T14:05:00.001-05:002008-03-21T13:11:13.889-05:00

Ever since my mulatto friend got her new Blackberry, she's been sending me mixed messages.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-55687571343318116442008-03-04T07:38:00.002-06:002008-03-21T13:11:37.976-05:00

I bet cannibals get sick of people.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-26452760182824795332008-01-04T22:26:00.001-06:002008-03-21T13:11:37.977-05:00

A guy walks into a bar, right? He has a few drinks, enough to get drunk, drives home and wakes up the next day. Oh, and he runs over some people on the way home. Five dead of vehicular homicide. Never mind. I always ruin this joke. It's never funny when I tell it.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-87239663657208356762007-07-03T17:32:00.000-05:002008-03-21T13:11:59.908-05:00

It takes a big person to admit they're fat.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-52559960781623005742007-03-28T18:29:00.001-05:002008-03-21T13:12:07.869-05:00

Has anyone ever not liked the cut of someone's jib?

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-875184429769227952006-12-11T09:42:00.001-06:002008-03-21T13:12:18.117-05:00

"I think the spirit of Christmas is as strong as ever," said the Easter Bunny with a smirk.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-49538494601757942102006-12-08T23:17:00.000-06:002006-12-08T23:28:47.776-06:00

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Sose. Spoiler. Have I mentioned I have dyslexia?

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-38285028481520601282006-12-07T16:41:00.000-06:002006-12-07T16:48:45.945-06:00

George Bush does not care about black carpet beetles.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-32288957522889322372006-12-06T19:21:00.000-06:002006-12-06T19:31:50.747-06:00

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-1152241415352532062006-10-04T13:45:00.000-05:002006-10-04T13:49:14.596-05:00

The road less traveled is usually under construction.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-1157139067128999312006-09-01T14:27:00.000-05:002006-09-01T14:32:11.986-05:00

I once saw a homeless man with a set of keys.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-1152241311646052882006-07-06T21:59:00.000-05:002006-07-06T22:01:51.663-05:00

Scared chickens are chickens, too.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-1143092281943250112006-06-07T07:13:00.000-05:002006-06-08T00:23:55.993-05:00

Brainy blamed himself for the death, but there was no way he could tell that Papa Smurf was choking.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-1137089542938136722006-06-03T11:41:00.000-05:002006-06-08T00:16:40.816-05:00

I think God's starting five would be Mark Pope, Brian Cardinal, God Shammgod, Laron Profit and Priest Lauderdale.And they would always comeback and win.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-1137188010889109232006-05-30T10:00:00.000-05:002006-12-07T16:59:45.660-06:00

After we pulled off the bank heist, things got a little messy when we dropped the bags. My partner said it was because we weren't organized enough. I thought it was because we mistakenly robbed a sperm bank and not a money bank. I think we're both right.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-1147693408659421092006-05-25T06:40:00.000-05:002006-06-08T00:19:51.283-05:00

Here's a thought: Maybe God is a scientist and everybody's right.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-1144813151310157892006-05-19T22:30:00.000-05:002006-06-08T00:22:55.253-05:00

If I were head of an organization that investigated stuff, my first case would be finding out what happened to the black people who lived in Bedrock between the "Flintstone Kids" and "The Fintstone" eras.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-1147710119445469712006-05-15T11:18:00.000-05:002006-05-15T11:21:59.470-05:00

I have a million dollar idea that I'm willing to sell for $50,000. Contact me if you're intrested. No police or lawyers, please.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18731739.post-1146578350332187982006-05-02T08:48:00.000-05:002006-05-02T08:59:10.346-05:00

Interesting fact: 100% of crimes committed are committed by criminals.

Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04219578336914920772noreply@blogger.com