tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18662708.post-1147029137823213712006-05-07T15:10:00.000-04:002006-05-07T20:06:28.913-04:00<span style="font-size:130%;color:#006600;"><strong>Please check your computer for the following viruses:</strong></span><br /><br />AL GORE VIRUS - Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting.<br /><br />MONICA LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.<br /><br />MIKE TYSON VIRUS - quits after one byte<br /><br />OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb.<br /><br />DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS - deletes all old files.<br /><br />ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - you can no longer insert disks into your computer.<br /><br />TITANIC VIRUS - your whole computer goes down.<br /><br />DISNEY VIRUS - everything in your computer goes Goofy.<br /><br />PROZAC VIRUS - screws up your ram, but your processer doesn't care.<br /><br />JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS - only attacks minor files.<br /><br />ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.<br /><br />LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.<br /><br />VIAGGRRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------<br />Thanks,<br /><a href="http://www.qualitybargainz.com/qbstore.htm">QualityBargainz, LLC</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18662708-114702913782321371?l=qualitybargainz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>QualityBargainz, LLChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13491570107985687358noreply@blogger.com0