tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18609857.post-1153854388379802692006-07-25T14:50:00.000-04:002006-07-25T15:07:27.360-04:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">To make a flood:<br /><br />Plug the drain in the bathroom sink, stick your sister's toothbrush in the little overflow hole, turn the water on full blast, lock the door behind you as you run out. Contain your maniacal laughter just long enough for the floor to become thoroughly covered with water, requiring the use of every just-washed-this-morning towel in the house to clean it up.<br /><br />To make snow:<br /><br />Dump the entire contents of the ice bin from the freezer onto the kitchen floor. Dump the contents of the sugar canister on top of the ice. If you do this during the right time of year, right in the middle of summer, the ants that will almost immediately converge on the mess will look like a group of wee skiiers milling around on the slopes.<br /><br />To make a sudden rainstorm complete with beautiful waterfall:<br /><br />Turn on the shower. Open both the shower curtain and the liner as far as they will go. Stand under the water at the exact angle that will deflect the water off your body onto the sides of the tub. Watch the water pour over the side of the tub until your father runs up from the basement soaking wet and yells, 'Turn off the damn water! NOW!'<br /><br />To create a heat wave:<br /><br />Wake up at 2 a.m. and decide that you are freezing. Turn the heat on, and push the little temperature control button up until it won't go any higher. Go back to sleep. Be thankful when your parents wake four hours later that they are stuck to their sheets with sweat and can't get up to send you to the desert far, far away.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-9754613331895078"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel =""; google_color_border = "333333"; google_color_bg = "000000"; google_color_link = "FFFFFF"; google_color_url = "999999"; google_color_text = "CCCCCC"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>Aprilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06698327981868775041noreply@blogger.com