tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18355687.post-1154580334962845662006-08-02T16:45:00.000-12:002006-08-03T09:46:14.306-12:00I was originally going to post a whole little story about Mel Gibson's sweetass weekend, but I never got around to finishing it and by now everybody knows about it. So fuck that. But what else is there to talk about, you ask? Nothing. Nothing else happening in the world right now is particularly worth talking about. And fuck that shit in the Middle East, I'm bringing the world's focus back <span style="font-style: italic;">home!<br /><br /></span>So anyway, what I've decided to do is post a brief list of things Mel Gibson told the Los Angeles County police that arrested him. And also this picture that has nothing to do with that arrest.<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 208px; height: 235px;" src="http://bornbackwards.com/news/BBW%20-%20Osama%20Bin%20Gibson.jpg" /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Osama Bin Gibson.</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><ul><li>Fucking Jews! The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world!</li><li>Are you a Jew?</li><li>I own Malibu!</li><li>My life is fucked.</li><li>Fucking Jews! The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world!</li><li>I wrote 'The Passion' in my underpants while mercilessly gulping the blood of a child!</li><li>(to the arresting sheriff) You motherfucker, I'm going to fuck you!<br /></li><li>I am so fucked.</li><li>(to the arresting sheriff) I am going to fuck you.</li><li>Quit jewing around and arrest me already!</li><li>I am so fucked.</li><li>Fucking Jews! The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world!</li><li>(to a female cop) What do you think you're looking at, sugartits?</li><li>(to a sergeant with a camera) What the fuck do you think you're doing?!</li><li>(to a terrorist holding his son hostage, but also an arresting officer) GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!</li><li>Bust a deal face the wheel! Bust a deal face the wheel! Bust a deal face the wheel!</li><li>Anti-Semite? Who's a [sic] anti-Semite? No, <span style="font-style: italic;">you're </span>the Jew!</li></ul>And of course, as we all know, the arresting officers finally grew tired of Gibson and threw him in the back of a squad car. Sheriff's Deputy James Mee was then supposedly heard muttering under his breath, "I'm getting too old for this shit," in a completely unironic -- and therefore completely <span style="font-style: italic;">uncool</span> -- manner.<br /><br />As for the backlash, there has been relatively none, save for all the reaction to those anti-Semitic comments. Gibson has issued numerous apologies, all of which have been widely accepted by most major Jewish representative organizations, including the Anti-Defamation League, Rabbis for Human Rights, the Jewish Anti-Facist Committee of 1942, and the Oy Vey! What A Moyle! Foundation, famously founded by Ricky Rabinowitzensteinburg in 1973. Oddly enough, Woody Allen's Self-Hating Jew Collective was not appeased.<br /><br /><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 282px; height: 405px;" src="http://bornbackwards.com/news/BBW%20-%20Jewish%20Bread.jpg" /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />Clever advertising? Or clever bigotry!? You decide!!<br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span>All in all, I think everything will turn out a-ok for Melle Mel. He's got a solid rap career to fall back on. Not Mel Gibson, though. He's pretty much fucked.<br /></div></div>Philhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12852608118714715479noreply@blogger.com