My Life in Los Angeles

we told them!

2009-05-18T19:18:00.000-07:00

Dear Tammy Atk*nson, February 02, 2009

We are the residents of Apartment 23 at 10645 Valley Spring Lane, and are writing to bring several issues concerning the property and our tenancy to your attention. On move-in day, May, 22 2009, we were very unhappy to find that the promised repairs had not been taken care of, starting our occupancy out on a sour note. Since then, our initial concerns with the property have snowballed into the realization that this is simply not the place for us.

When the lease was signed for apartment #23, parking spot and storage unit #7 was assigned to us. Shortly after move-in, we learned that parking spot #7 was the incorrect parking spot for our apartment. We were then informed that parking spot #17 was the correct spot for our car to be parked. Without questions, we moved our car to the correct parking spot; however, upon moving, the female tenant residing in apartment #19 insisted that parking spot #17 was her spot and we must move our car right away. At this point, we contacted your company in order to have the situation resolved. Later, in an effort to correct the parking problem, PAC contacted the residents by letter informing all tenants of the parking correction and its effective date. However, on the day in which the letter stated the parking change would take effect, residents received another letter canceling the correction until further notice. This problem has yet to be solved and residents are still parked in the incorrect parking spots. Also, our personal belongings are still in the storage unit #7 because we have never received our correct spot, #17. The car parked in parking spot #7 never moves, making it literally impossible to access our belongings.

Next, some of the residents of 10645 Valley Spring Lane make living here very unwelcoming and uncomfortable. Recently, a neighbor made living here especially unbearable by approaching our door requesting if we can provide them with our driver’s license and social security card in order for them to work under a different name and make their next month’s rent. Another neighbor has also been overheard turning possible new tenants away by warning them of the downfalls to living at this property such as cars being broken into in the parking area.

We recently received a letter from your company informing us that we have a pet living in our apartment that has not been approved by the owner of the building. This violation was an honest mistake; however, the passive-aggressive letter that accused us of letting our dogs defecate on the property is absolutely untrue, and founded on hearsay. We purchase special biodegradable bags to clean up after our dogs and even go out of our way to clean up after other people’s dogs that have soiled the property. Please take into account that there are other dogs in the neighborhood aside from those who live at this property. If a viable manager were present on a regular basis, tending to their duties, and aware of their surroundings, there would be no confusion regarding this issue.

With all of these problems, happiness living at this property seems impossible. With this final straw, we are propelled to search for a new place of residence. We understand that our lease ends in May; however, we’d like to discuss our options with you to move out sooner. Please contact me at 323-336-3687 at your earliest convenience.

Thank you for your prompt consideration in this matter.

Respectfully,

William Murray & Ryan DeCuffa

practicing for singapore

2009-05-07T08:31:00.000-07:00

see miley, spot billy

2009-05-04T08:51:00.000-07:00

fruit blow-up

2009-04-28T19:58:00.000-07:00

i ended up getting a call back for that fruit roll-up commercial audition i went on. at the audition there was a sign that said that the date of the call back would be April 9th. that does rolls around and there was no call. oh well - no sweat. i was over it, and next thing you know, I got the call. Luckily with the short notice i was able to make it. long story long, i have not booked the commercial yet.

BILLY ON HANNAH MONTANA

2009-04-25T01:10:00.000-07:00

If you don't know already, I LOVE MILEY CYRUS.

A few months ago I had the amazing opportunity to work as background on Hannah Montana. Miley was super funny on set. Her energy is unreal.

Watch for me!

Promma Mia *NEW*

Sun 5/3 8:00-8:30pm

Wearing Grey Sweat with Neon Argyle, Blue Jeans, and Backpack

I thought that sounded fimiliar...

2009-03-21T09:23:00.000-07:00

I have recently started buying songs using iTunes, and this morning I discovered something! Back in July 2006, Cheyenne Kimball released her debut album titled, "The Day Has Come." She starred on her own MTV reality show documenting the recording of her album, and her move to Los Angeles to pursue her career as a pop star. Like most pop, I loved Cheyenne and bought her album as soon as it hit the shelves. Earlier this morning, I was listening to clips from Miley Cyrus' album called, "Breakout," which I plan on purchasing off iTunes. I thought I was crazy when I knew the words to two of her songs before I had even listened to the full album before. Turns out, those two songs were on Cheyenne's CD three years ago. I was shocked, I didn't realize the music industry recycles songs that didn't work out for pop artists of the past. It's not even a cover, it's straight up the same song. I'm fine with it though, I still love them both.

fruit roll-up

2009-03-19T11:24:00.000-07:00

I just returned from the audition. The casting was for a national fruit roll-ups commercial with residuals. I have not booked it yet, but I'm happy with my performance. Here's the storyline:
Two sneaky gnomes with long white beards spot a boy eating a fruit roll-up. they converse, choose to steal the fruit roll-up, and sneak up behind the boy. the gnomes then stack themselves onto one another's shoulders, give the boy and enormous wedgie and snatch the treat.

if you seek amy

2009-03-18T20:24:00.001-07:00

piece of cake. how about on one foot?

2009-03-18T20:07:00.000-07:00

A casting agency called the gym today looking for gymnasts under 5'8". I spoke to the recruiter on the telephone because she wanted to know more about my experience. She said that all I will have to do is stand one someone else's shoulders. HELLO!!! I teach that in my circus class! Hopefully I'll book this commercial. It's a national commercial and is SAG. The pay could be between $8000-$15,000! pray, pray, pray for me! I'll update you tomorrow after the audition.

Only me...

2009-03-17T09:17:00.000-07:00

Saturday night, I made my way out into west hollywood with Ryan and Tory. We met Sean there and bar hopped all night. The night was winding down, it was after one o'clock, and the guy's and I headed back to The Abbey. Somehow upon entering, Tory and the group split up. After endless calls to my cell phone, and still not being able to hear me describing the location of our where-abouts, I took off to find him. As for many bars, towards the end of the night is clearly it's busiest. I squeezed my way through the crowds looking for Tory. Things got tight as I squirmed my way past the dance floor when all of a sudden a wicked tall, ugly, asian twat cracked me over the head with a mother fucking beer bottle! The glass shattered everywhere -- In my hair, on my hands, and I was of course soaked with booze. I ran for the hills when I was struck. It was my first reaction, and it was probably a good one, for had I stuck around, there surely would have seen some Pork Fried Rice splattered on the floor. The last few days I've been regretting not attacking the fuck out of this girl. Thank God that the bottle did not break my skin, but I've got a killer bump. Outside the bar, people approached me telling me that they saw the whole thing, and that they could not believe I didn't slug her. I can't believe I didn't either but, at least I'm not in jail -- or dead!

Get it, Girl!

2009-03-17T08:59:00.000-07:00

I guess it's only fair that little Dora gets to grow up too. Check out the chick's new look! Some are saying that the new get-up is a little too slutty, I disagree. Let the bitch wear some leggings, for crying in the mud!

source: popwatch.ew.com

Warning - Too Much Green Beer Dyes Your Teeth!

2009-03-16T20:19:00.000-07:00

St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow, don't forget to wear your green! Speaking of green, it is a St. Patrick's Day tradition to drink green beer to celebrate this hoppy holiday. To make your beer green, just simply add blue food coloring. Some may think it'd be more complicated then that but, duh -- blue and yellow make green!

CHEERS!
&
Happy St. Patrick's Day!

the swimming penis

2009-03-03T07:54:00.000-08:00

This PINK dolphin has been making ocean appearances for the past two years now. It was first seen by a charter boat off the coast of Louisiana. I'd have to go ahead and say that I think this swimming penis with fins may be albino 'cause you can clearly see it's demon red eyes.

source: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2286562.ece

On your mark, get set, HOE!

2009-03-02T22:14:00.000-08:00

I'm not sure if you've skimmed passed it, or even tuned in already, but RuPaul's Drag Race on Logo is fucking wild. If you have not given it the time of day yet, check it out for pure entertainment. Some of these dudes play a pretty decent chick. See for yourself... and for the record, I will not be appearing on this show!

I <3 Pop

2009-03-02T20:41:00.000-08:00

hot sets

2009-03-02T19:23:00.001-08:00

creaming in my seat already....

2009-03-02T19:20:00.000-08:00

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!

2009-03-02T19:18:00.001-08:00

First Look at Britney's 'Circus' Tour

I used to live on her street!

2009-03-01T17:52:00.000-08:00

Miley is already getting some slack for this photo taken this weekend. I think she's wicked cute and I don't see anything wrong with it! Yea, you can see her titties, but it's clearly not a bra! Can't a girl wear a bathing suit? Jeez Louise! Give the girl a break! Did I mention I was on Hannah Montana last week? I'll try to post when the episode airs, so you can look for me, but knowing me, I'll probably flake... I've fallen out of the blogging groove again. I'll try my best to write more often.

Loads of Who

2009-01-05T20:48:00.000-08:00

Wholoo There! The Grinchmas Photos are finally here! Let me know what you think!

Whoville

2008-12-08T20:07:00.000-08:00

billy boo who

2008-12-08T19:46:00.000-08:00

bless your heart, steve

2008-12-06T22:44:00.000-08:00

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Operation Humble Kanye - Stephen Beats Kanye

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

leaked photos

2008-12-06T18:42:00.000-08:00

I did it. I made it through my first day at Universal. The day was a blast, but dang! I've got a killer headache from my wig cap. Enjoy the photos that I've posted below. They are from my Friday night dress rehearsal. I hated my make up today and will post more when I look like a cute who again.

in case you haven't seen this yet....

2008-12-05T16:12:00.000-08:00