tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-169078652009-12-03T04:31:34.998+01:00Omdat niemand zonder kan.Bakkernoreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-21197106221803504652007-03-08T17:14:00.000+01:002007-03-08T18:29:30.309+01:00Man: 1 wit gesneden alstublieft.<br />Bakker: Noem eerst eens een getal onder 113.<br />Man: 112.<br />Bakker: Hahaha.<br />Man: Hahaha.<br />Bakker: Goeie.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-2119710622180350465?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1142617688184215282006-03-17T18:47:00.000+01:002006-03-17T18:49:25.896+01:00Marokkaan: Ik zoek werk.<br />Bakker: 1 broodje aap, verder nog iets meneer?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-114261768818421528?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1142543389915868202006-03-16T22:09:00.000+01:002006-03-16T22:09:50.966+01:00Man: Hallo ik lust graag brood en heel snel!<br />Bakker: Kalmpjes aan ik ben je bitch niet.<br />Man: Zeggen er wel meer, van het een komt het ander. <br />Bakker: In dat perspectief acht ik de kans op snelle broodlevering gering. <br />Man: Hoeveel? <br />Bakker: Sorry zat even met m'n gedachten ergens anders. <br />Man: Niet erg professioneel. <br />Bakker: Kun je gerust stellen. <br />Man: Waar moet het heen met deze mop? <br />Bakker: Mop? <br />Man: Ja, daar hangt de camera haha. <br />Bakker: Haha ik dacht altijd: dat overkomt mij niet!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-114254338991586820?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1140620162634833742006-02-22T15:54:00.000+01:002006-02-22T15:57:05.293+01:00Man: 1 wit gesneden alstublieft. <br />Bakker: Was je erbij? <br />Man: Haha, daar trap ik niet meer in.<br />Bakker: Aardbin.<br />Bakker: Pwnd.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-114062016263483374?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1139749025777327042006-02-12T13:56:00.000+01:002006-02-12T13:57:10.586+01:00Man: 1 wit gesneden alstublieft. <br />Bakker: Was je erbij? <br />Man: Waarbij? <br />Bakker: Aardbei.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-113974902577732704?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1139748924120636352006-02-12T13:47:00.000+01:002006-02-12T13:55:24.650+01:00Moslim: Heeft u ook Deens brood? <br />Bakker: Jazeker.<br />Moslim: JIHAD! JIHAD!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-113974892412063635?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1136290827824701092006-01-03T13:19:00.000+01:002006-01-03T13:21:11.476+01:00Antilliaan: Ik wil bolletje.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-113629082782470109?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1134653270478333782005-12-15T14:26:00.000+01:002005-12-15T14:27:50.696+01:00Bakker: Pas op, de vloer is nat.<br />Jezus: No problem.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-113465327047833378?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1132268735682009292005-11-18T00:04:00.000+01:002005-11-18T00:05:35.940+01:00bakker: hallo wat kan ik voor u doen?<br />blinde: WAT??!?! <br />bakker: HALLO! WAT KAN IK VOOR U DOEN?? <br />blinde: WAAT?!?!?1?!?!123 <br />bakker: WAT KAN IK VOOR U DOOEEHOOENN???? <br />blinde: hahaha, gefopt. Ik ben blind, niet doof.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-113226873568200929?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1131899095635275942005-11-13T17:23:00.000+01:002005-11-13T17:24:55.770+01:00Bakker: Wat kan ik voor je doen?<br />Man: HAHAHAHA, IK HEB JE MOEDER GENEUKT!!!<br />Bakker: Rot op pa, ik ben aan het werk.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-113189909563527594?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1131477730948906382005-11-08T20:21:00.000+01:002005-11-08T20:26:14.546+01:00wethouder Pastors: Goedemiddag.<br />Bakker: Goedemiddag, wat kan ik voor u doen?<br />wethouder Pastors: Verkoopt u ook Turks brood?<br />Bakker: Nee.<br />wethouder Pastors: Mooi zo, doet u mij maar 2 krentenbollen.<br />Bakker: ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-113147773094890638?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1131022158442110912005-11-03T13:47:00.000+01:002005-11-03T19:19:13.930+01:00Gothic: 1 wit graag.<br />Bakker: Gesneden zeker?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-113102215844211091?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1130702484714863902005-10-30T20:59:00.000+01:002005-10-30T21:02:24.346+01:00Man: Eén brood please. <br />Bakker: Excuse me? <br />Man: One brood please. <br />Bakker: I don't understand.<br />Man: I just want one brood, all you sell is brood, the thing you can eat and put peanutbutter and chocolatepaste on you know?!?<br />Bakker: Hahaha geintje ik spreek ook Nederlands, mn moeder komt uit Haarlem.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-113070248471486390?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1130528193342483522005-10-28T21:35:00.000+02:002005-10-28T21:36:33.356+02:00Darth Vader: Luke, i am your father...<br />Bakker: Maar ik ben Luke niet, ik ben de bakker.<br />Darth Vader: Oh, doe dan maar een halfje wit.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-113052819334248352?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1130393813081964892005-10-27T07:58:00.000+02:002005-10-27T08:27:53.066+02:00Marco Borsato: En dan ben jij zeker Snoep Dogg?<br />Dr Dre: Nee.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-113039381308196489?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1130261283992081802005-10-25T19:27:00.000+02:002005-10-30T22:08:22.720+01:00Man: Hoe heet u?<br />Bakker: Bart.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-113026128399208180?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1129721768411105682005-10-19T13:29:00.000+02:002005-10-19T13:36:08.416+02:00Bakker: Godverdomme.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-112972176841110568?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1129587242260335552005-10-18T00:03:00.000+02:002005-10-18T00:16:33.773+02:00Marokkaan: Doe mij die ene broodje, ja toch.<br />Bakker: Ga je er voor betalen?<br />Marokkaan: Ja.<br />Bakker: Leugens.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-112958724226033555?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1129500141196690102005-10-17T00:01:00.000+02:002005-10-17T00:02:21.200+02:00Kameel: Ik wil brood. <br />Bakker: Hou je bek, kamelen kunnen niet praten.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-112950014119669010?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1129473587196729792005-10-16T16:39:00.000+02:002005-10-16T16:39:47.203+02:00Bakker: Smeerlap.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-112947358719672979?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1129390876801018512005-10-15T17:37:00.000+02:002005-10-15T17:44:49.043+02:00Gabber: Lekker Hakkuh!<br />Bakker: Lekker Bakkuh!<br />Bakker: Wit broodje zeker?<br />Gabber: Eigen brood eerst.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-112939087680101851?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1129322104805411932005-10-14T22:34:00.000+02:002005-10-14T22:35:33.076+02:00Bakker: Wat voor brood wil je? <br />Marco Borsato: Doe mij die maar.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-112932210480541193?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1128790555504214752005-10-08T18:55:00.000+02:002005-10-08T18:55:55.510+02:00Man: Eén bruin brood graag. <br />Bakker: Nee.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-112879055550421475?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1128259383615928002005-10-02T15:22:00.000+02:002005-10-02T15:24:03.926+02:00Bakker: Voor jou een bruin brood zeker?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-112825938361592800?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16907865.post-1128109924340390282005-09-30T21:50:00.000+02:002005-09-30T21:52:04.346+02:00Man: 1 bruin brood graag. <br />Bakker: komt voor de bakker. <br />Man: fijn.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16907865-112810992434039028?l=bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bakkernoreply@blogger.com1