JADE LOTUS TAPIOCAPEARL

P(r)etty

2008-10-08T08:57:00.013+05:30

Thought: I'm the best you can never be.

Words: I will bring world peace and end global warming. I love you my admirers all. Nothing ugly will come in my beautiful Queendom.

Actions: Looking into the mirror Warrior straightens her imaginary tiara and bestows kisses and waves to her imaginary subjects.

Meaning: narcissism

(när'sĭ-sĭz'əm) also narcism (-sĭz'əm)

excessive love or admiration of oneself.
a psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
the attribute of the human psyche charactized by admiration of oneself but within normal limits.
erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.

uneasy lies the head that wears a frown

2008-10-08T02:24:00.012+05:30

Lotus learns to draw a smiley face

insert: sketch of a blank face whose head is adorned with a frown of thorns.
the eyes, not happy - quite slant-eyed and sad-like.

oh!

look.

see.

it's not such a blank face after all.
quite a normal face, really.

hm.

come to think of it,
when the mouth wasn't on the head and didn't curve the wrong way; into a thorny frown,
it was a nice and normal mouth.

okayyy,
i better erase that paranormal thorny frown atop the head and draw it back into the normal face
making it look nice and normal.
the way it normally nicely looks.

like so :)

jabber disease : it's Cure and Prevention

2008-10-08T01:04:00.020+05:30

Warrior: gmmphh..mmmh..mph.uphhh.hmmmmghh!

Lotus: Oh my! Warrior! What has happened to you! Jade jie jie Jade jie jie! Commme herrrrre and hellllp us! Make haste!!

(Fire breathing Dragon appears in a puff of smoke)

Jade: What is it, child? Why do you squeal so? And what is that muffled sound.. Oh! hahahah! And again Warrior has done it I see.

(Fire breathing Dragon, ROFLs and nearly laughs her ass off)

Jade: Oh I must assume non-ROFL stance, lest I laugh my ass off. Wonton, when will you learn the art of 'not getting one's foot in one's mouth'. You remember the cure dont you? You'll have to eat that smelly foot now and limp around on the other foot for 1478 ticks until your foot grows out again.

Lotus: Oh Soooo. There is a cure! Warrior! Eat it! Eat it now!

(Warrior attempts to swallow her foot whole, chokes, faints. Repeats procedure for 8 ticks by which time Lotus falls asleep. Fire breathing Dragon chuckles and captures it on camera to feed it on Youtube. Finally, Warrior superfaints and Fire breathing Dragon slices off the foot with her swift Slice-look. Now Warrior must wait for many a tick tick until her foot re-grows. )

Moral of the story:
Shetaap.
Just bledi shetaap.

ट्फ्फ़ षिट

2008-09-20T20:16:00.024+05:30

Lotus: It's never nice to have to standin the corner of the room facing the wall. Sucks.

Warrior: Hehe yeah. Yeah but, it happens.
We're all like evil Pokémons running around poking people in the eyes. *shrug*

Lotus: Hmm? Sometimes I feel I just dont know you. The things you say.... Well, it sucks though..to be the bad one. Being the Sorry One.

Warrior: Hehe you are funny, Little one. Yeah the standing in corner bit sucks but hey you get used to standing there so often. I am soooo used to it.
Princess, Yu Lung! You have returned from the West Quest. Has the elixir been found?

Jade: (Ignoring warrior, glides over to Lotus standing by the wall). Come, come mei mei what is troubling you? Why do you stand in the corner facing the wall? Why cry?

Lotus: Jie Jie!I seem to always be doing wrong things so I stood in the corner to punish myself and and I noticed Dopiru has been pooping in the corner of the room. And I think I will leave it lying there so the next time i come to stand here I will have more shyt to deal with because I always end up having to come here. I think I am not The One after all.

Jade: Little One, before you reach The Oneness, there is the journey of beings that you must travel. You will be Wrong One, Sorry One, Shady One, Yummy One, Red One, Blue One and many many more such ones. Dont be too eager to get to Oneness of Being lest you end up as Warrior, stuck in her Constipated Oneness as she stuck now. She has been in that Un

bearable Tightness of Being for so long that now we must use the penetrating Suppository force on her!

Warrior: Forgive me! Princess, please dont. Lotus come come away from the wall and I will take your place there. That corner has more my name than yours on it. And I shall stand there untill I have completed studying the Chapter of Dopiru's eating habits.

pema

2008-09-12T16:17:00.006+05:30

Pema (Lotus) : Like lotus which through grown in the mud remains free from the muddy dirt, this signifies the purity of one's mind and deeds which are free from the dirt of sins. Symbol of non-attachment.

Prayer
Nuns show the lotus mudra, a gesture of having an open, pure heart and mind, at the Pema Choeling nunnery near Bumthang.

"Everyone who saw you marvelled at your beauty! Your determination to grow out of the muddy pond reminds them of the Buddha and his journey towards Enlightenment. The Buddha, like a lotus, is determined to grow out of the muddy surroundings, that is the defilements and sufferings of life. He has done all that is to be done and he is showing us that we can all do it too. We may have defilements but we all have the potential of growing out of our defilements and achieving wisdom, like the Buddha"

-excerpt from Lotus meditation on buddhanet

Ms. Understood

2008-09-10T19:51:00.010+05:30

Warrior is as warrior does.

wanton (wŏn'tən)

adj.
1. Immoral or unchaste; lewd.
2.1 Gratuitously cruel; merciless.
2.2 Marked by unprovoked, gratuitous maliciousness; capricious and unjust: wanton destruction.
3. Unrestrainedly excessive: wanton extravagance; wanton depletion of oil reserves.
4. Luxuriant; overabundant: wanton tresses.
5. Frolicsome; playful.
6. Undisciplined; spoiled.
7. Obsolete. Rebellious; refractory.

v.,
-toned, -ton·ing, -tons.

v.intr.
To act, grow, or move in a wanton manner; be wanton.

v.tr.
To waste or squander extravagantly.

n.
1. One who is immoral, lewd, or licentious.
2. One that is playful or frolicsome.
3. One that is undisciplined or spoiled.

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Con-fu-tse says

2008-09-10T19:43:00.005+05:30

The following description of the "Eleven Virtues of Jade" is attributed to the sage Confucius (551-479 BCE):

"The wise have likened jade to virtue.

For them, its polish and brilliancy represent the whole of purity.

Its perfect compactness and extreme hardness represent the sureness of intelligence.

Its angles, which do not cut, although they seem sharp, represent justice.

The pure and prolonged sound, which it gives forth when one strikes it, represents music.

Its color represents loyalty.

Its interior flaws, always showing themselves through the transparency, call to mind sincerity.

Its iridescent brightness represents heaven.

Its admirable substance, born of mountain and of water, represents the earth.

Used alone without ornamentation it represents chastity.

The price that the entire world attaches to it represents the truth.

To support these comparisons, the Book of Verse says: 'When I think of a wise man, his merits appear to be like jade.'"

misanthropy

2008-07-01T23:49:00.010+05:30

grumpy Warrior in Quietdom still not learning lesson

shetaap!

tis the unbearable quietness of being

for i've nothing to say.
and knowing me,
i just had to say.
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oh heh funnily now,
you and i both: "no comments"
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