Adventures of Pedro the Locked Out Gnome

The Adventure Continues....

2007-02-10T15:33:00.000-05:00

Despite my attempts to fade off into the past, there are those who will not let me go.

Whether they are old friends who want to keep in touch, or new acquaintances who are discovering my adventures, there is a demand that I keep going on.

So with that in mind, my adventures will continue, but not here on this blog.

Check out my new home on MySpace!

See you all there.

Pedro.

Go Oilers Go!

2006-06-15T20:19:00.000-04:00

Hello sportsfans, it's your hero Pedro! You all know I'm a fiend for action and I've landed myself in the biggest sports party in the country! I'm here on Whyte Ave. the place of choice for Edmontonians to celebrate the Oilers run to the Stanley Cup. I just finished watching the Oilers take Game 5 and now it's time hit the streets and party. I've got myself a professionally made Oilers sign. So come along and enjoy the ride with me!

The media are everywhere here, especially CBC. That's Andree Lau doing a live hit. If you saw it, then you would have seen me in the background :)

Pedro's hunt for cute girls never ends...

Andree takes some time out of her busy work schedule to hang with yours truly

There are some crazy peeps out here.

Whoa, who said hockey hair is just a guy thing?

Even ladies in the west love them some Pedro

I wonder if I could get a jersey like that in my size?

Time to do some work.

Lots of media, but even more cops here.

It's Pimp my Ride, Oilers Style!

This is the best sign I've seen yet!

CBC Health reporter Terry Reith takes some time to check out the scene.

Ok, I thought those guys had a cool sign, but this chick's t-shirt is way better!

Once the local media knew I was here, they just couldn't stop following me.

... mmmm birthday cake! Who's birthday is it? How should I know??

Well, another night of partying is over. Unfortunately due to the large police presence I wasn't able to get any girls to flash me. Oh well, that'll have to wait until after Game 6 on Saturday night.

Go West Young Gnome

2006-05-18T19:02:00.000-04:00

Alright, your friendly neighbourhood gnome Pedro here. I know I promised a long time ago that I was going to the Broadcast Centre, but there was a little change in plans. Since I spent so much time there during the lockout, I thought I'd take my "Cross Canada Tour" to other CBC regions. So I'm heading out to Western Canada! I hope the flight attendants don't confuse me for that dumb Travelocity Gnome.

Gotta love the leg room these new planes have! I wonder if it's time to renew my membership in the Mile High Club.

Welcome to the Regina CBC Newsroom!! Even after spending months in hibernation, the ladies still love me wherever I go.

Even anchors like Costas are big fans.

Aha, so the debate is settled... Anchors are wearing pants under the desk!

Ok, that was a pretty quiet trip, I didn't get to cause too much trouble. I think I'll let the folks here in Regina get back to work.

Off to my next destinaton ... I hear the party is really swinging in Calgary with all that oil money. I think it's time I get in on some of that action.

Pedro's Return...

2006-02-14T17:07:00.000-05:00

I'm here to announce my next destination. It's none other than the Broadcast Centre in Toronto! I'm sure you all remember the last time I was there. Well this time it will be nice to walk around freely again. Look for me to pop up soon!

So long Sydney...

2006-02-13T16:37:00.000-05:00

The sun is setting on my trip to Cape Breton, time to bid adieu to my wonderful hosts.

Time for one last visit to the newsroom.

Everyone here was so nice and sweet...

It's true, parting is such sweet sorrow. Goodbye Jenna!

Goodbye everyone!

Back row: L-R (The two tall guys) Hal Higgins and Kevin MacLellan
Middle Row: L-R Jill Spellicy, Nicole MacLennan, Holly Conners, Bruce LaBobe, Peggy MacDonlad, Wendy Martin, Anne Marie Campbell and Bill Doyle

Front Row (Kneeling) L-R: Bobby Nock, Don Munro, Jenna MacNeil, Sophia Harris and Wendy Bergfeldt

So where am I going next? Stay tuned, I'm going to announce that in a few days!

The Journey Continues...

2005-12-21T17:32:00.000-05:00

Ok, ok, I know it's been a while since you've heard from your hero Pedro. And that's why I've made it my New Year's Resolution to actually post on my blog once in a while. So where have I been you ask? Well, I had a mind-blowing adventure in St. John's, Newfoundland with my good friend John Gushue. It was a pretty crazy time. I don't know if pictures of that will ever surface.

After my time on PEI and the Rock, I figured my next journey should be to Nova Scotia, so here I am in lovely Cape Breton! (This was taken before the big snow storms obviously)

What a lovely skyline. It's so nice here...

Well, I knew Cape Bretoners liked fiddle music but this is ridiculous!!

Pedro's recipe for a good time: One giant fiddle, one tiny country-crossing gnome...

... add a dash of Crown Royale provided by CBC Cape Breton's Jenna MacNeil, and you got yourselves a party! Stay tuned, more fun from Cape Breton to come!

The "P" in PEI stands for PEDRO!!

2005-10-23T17:55:00.000-04:00

Alright, time to take it to the next level. Here I am at Pearson International Airport in Toronto ready to begin my cross-country adventure. Look out Canada... here comes Pedro!

Damn airport security, making me go in the checked luggage. This is no way for a gnome to travel. I bet that Travelocity Gnome gets to sit in first class, damn him.

First stop, the birthplace of Confederation! I've only just arrived in Charlottetown and the media (CBC of course) is here to welcome me.

Nancy: So, Pedro, do you think PEI is ready for you?

Me: The country's smallest province...the CBC's smallest icon... it's a perfect fit!

I think I could get used to life here on the Island...

... everyone here is so friendly!

And the award for PEI's best lockout beard goes to Stevie Stapleton!

Hey guys, does anyone still remember how to use all these knobs and dials?

Angela: So Pedro, tell us about your adventures. How did you get into the Broadcast Centre?

Me: I'll never tell. It's like Deep Throat. I'll reveal it when the "Associate" dies or gets a book deal.

The folks out here do good work. Let's just hope the powers-that-be in Toronto and Ottawa remember that the strength of CBC is in the regions, on the front lines.

It was picket captains like Sally Pitt who's endless hours keeping things running smoothly ultimately helped us stay together and achieve victory. Way to go!

Ok enough hanging out at the office, I brought some supplies on my trip, time to get this party started!

A martini and a gnome, so that's what the bargaining committee members are up to now that the lockout is over. Time to bust a move Brendan!

Oh my, this is getting out of hand.

Me and my man Andrew Sprague. He's actually not as evil as he looks... ok maybe a little bit.

Pedro's Party Parade....

2005-10-12T22:07:00.000-04:00

Thursday night, Oct. 6/05, a great night in lockout history is about to begin; it's my farewell party at the Duke of Argyle!

People came from far and wide....

.... to meet me...

... greet me ...

and get on Pedro's wild ride.

TV and radio folks integrated....

... producers pontificated ...

and a dog imitated.
(whether its an ass-kissing employee or manager that's for you to decide, there's plenty to choose from!)

Hey, it's my cousin Jorge! Good to see you, it's been too long! We need to get you a sign.

That's better! Now we need to get you a beer.

There, now you're ready to party!

These guys don't even work for CBC, but they want to get on the Pedro bandwagon! (can you blame them?)

Oh, the ladies, will they still follow my adventures when we go back to work?

I hope so!

Oh Jorge, one drink and you're already in trouble.

Unlike Jorge, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

What do you think, should the CBC shop start selling these t-shirts? Start a campaign!

Well well, I got me some beads! Now the party is really gonna start!

Nice pecs, but not what I had in mind.

Now that's more like it. Not a bad view, eh Jorge?

Pedro's Cross Canada Tour!

2005-10-10T18:46:00.000-04:00

A big thanks to everyone who came by the Duke of Argyle in Toronto last Thursday to celebrate the end of the lockout and my farewell. I had a great time. In fact, I'm still recovering so that's why I haven't posted the pictures yet. But don't worry, while many lockout blogs are signing off, I'm gonna stick around ... Hey, you've come to expect more from Pedro... so, with that in mind...

I'd like to announce Pedro's Cross-Canada Tour, afterall travelling is what we gnomes do best. I'm going to hit the road and visit as many bureaus across the country as I can. I've heard from fans from St. John's to Yellowknife (Pedro loves you too Winnipeg) and now it's your chance to party with me!

Stay tuned for more details. If you'd like to take part send me an e-mail. I'm at lockedoutpedro@gmail.com.

See you soon!

2005-10-10T18:42:00.000-04:00

In my hungover state I had a chance to read the fine print on the back to work protocol, including that little nugget about the guild asking bloggers to remove negative references to the lockout on the blog. Not sure how many of those are on this site, but regardless, my cousin Pepe sent this picture which I think sums up my feelings best.

Just ask for Pedro...

2005-10-06T12:34:00.000-04:00

Me and my man Johnny Knoxville of Jackass and Dukes of Hazzard fame want to remind you that my farewell bash is tonight at the Duke of Argyle. I'll be there starting at 6 p.m. and finishing whenever they kick me out!

So come on down. Bring a friend, bring two. If you don't have any friends, come along and make some! See you there.

2005-10-05T00:36:00.000-04:00

The Pedro party train continued on Tuesday. Here are a few more folks who raised a glass with me to celebrate the end of the lockout.

Umm, yeah, I'm still not gonna caption every picture. I've only got a few more days of being lazy before we have to back to work.

So Long, Farewell....

2005-10-04T00:27:00.000-04:00

The lockout is almost done and that means my time here is almost over as well. I've had a blast entertaining you with my adventures over the last few weeks, but sadly duty calls and I must go.

But before I leave, I want to celebrate the end of the lockout, so come join me at the Duke of Argyle on Thursday night to raise a pint or two or four....

The girls and I will be there starting at 6 p.m., so spread the word!

2005-10-04T00:00:00.000-04:00

Monday was a day of celebration on the line, and well it should be. A lot of people want to party with me and who am I to deny them?

Here are just a few of the fine folks who raised a pint with me. Hope to see you all, and everyone else, at the Duke on Thursday night for my farewell party.

What, you expected a caption for every picture? A picture is worth a thousand words and the smiles on the faces of the people above is worth even more.

They've got a Deal!!

2005-10-03T01:04:00.000-04:00

Being the night owl I am, I was up and surfing the net when word came across that a deal had been reached. Yeehaw, time to party like it's week 1999!!!

2005-10-03T00:59:00.000-04:00

As for the details of the agreement... call me in the morning. But not too early, I might be a bit hungover.

2005-10-03T00:50:00.000-04:00

Better make that early afternoon. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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P.S. Don't worry, I haven't begun to celebrate what could be the end of this debacle. I'm gonna hold a big end of lockout bash sometime soon. Stay tuned for details on how you can party with me!

2005-10-02T21:13:00.000-04:00

With my fan base across the country growing every day, the requests for interviews are coming in fast and furious.

2005-10-02T20:44:00.000-04:00

I've even hit the talk radio circuit.

2005-10-02T20:18:00.000-04:00

I've talked some hockey with Jeff Marek and Bill Watters, hosts of Leafs Lunch on AM 640 radio in Toronto.

2005-10-02T20:12:00.000-04:00

Forget talking about hockey, since I've got all this free time thanks to the lockout, I'm gonna pursue my dream, I'm gonna try out for the Leafs!

2005-10-02T20:10:00.000-04:00

It's Toronto Marlies head coach Paul Maurice. Maybe he can give me some pointers on making the big team.

Paul: Go hard or go home gnome.

Me: Thanks, take it one day at a time too right? Give it 110% and all that.

2005-10-02T20:06:00.000-04:00

It's Toronto Maple Leaf starting defenceman Tomas Kaberle.

Me: Hey man, I'm at least as tough as Tie Domi!

Tomas: Sorry, we already had a guy named Stumpy who tried and didn't make the team. A gnome might be a bit much.

2005-10-02T19:48:00.000-04:00

Ok so hockey is out ... maybe I'll give baseball a shot. How good would I look playing centre field for the Toronto Blue Jays?

2005-10-02T19:26:00.000-04:00

Alright, the Jays already have a quality centre fielder in Vernon Wells. Maybe I should try curling?

Vernon: Pedro, maybe you should just stick to journalism, afterall it's what you love.

Me: You're right Vernon, I shouldn't let the lockout make me forget that. Thanks man.

Vernon: My work here is done.