tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16250393438373433772009-06-12T14:39:49.545+05:30Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out!Pradeepnoreply@blogger.comBlogger583125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1625039343837343377.post-918880396017301432009-06-12T14:38:00.001+05:302009-06-12T14:39:49.552+05:30

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall.An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is

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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist."I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. " Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show

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Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys in their mid 80s, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day.Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven

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1. (Whatever)Men: What to have for dinner?Women: Whatever...Men: Why don't we have steamboat?Women: Don't want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.Men: Alright, why don't we have Si Chuan cuisine.Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, why eat it today again?Men: Hm..... I suggest we have seafoodWomen: Seafood is no good, i ate it once, then later I got diarrhea.Men: Then what you

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This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X)X: Which shaving cream do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which aftershave do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which deodorant do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which toothpaste do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which shampoo do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which socks do you use?Y: Baba'sX (Frustrated) : Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international company???....Y:

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What

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A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of

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A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5."What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor."First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter Heaven.The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step, so she could not enter Heaven. The redhead went next

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A married man was visiting his "girlfriend"When she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."James replied, "My wife loves this beard. I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!!""Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice..."Really, I can't," he replied. " My wife loves this beard!!"The girlfriend

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says "Hello!!!". He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says..."do you know me???"... to which she replies..." I think you're the father of one of my kids"....Completely shocked...the guy's mind travels back to the only time when he was unfaithful to his wife and says..." My God

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It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising inthe local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30,the store's opening time, in front of the store.A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back,amid loud and colourful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punchedsquare in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and

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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose

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Albert Einstein was getting bored with making the same speech over and over again at different meetings, so one night, after a long day, his chauffeur jokingly said, "I've heard your speech so many times, I know it word for word! Why don't you take the night off and let me deliver the talk this evening?" Einstein agreed.When they arrived at the venue, Einstein put on the chauffeur's uniform and

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In this one particular Indian Tribe, the privilege of naming the children of the tribe always fell to the Chief. One day, a small Indian boy asked him how he chooses the names for all the children. "Well, my son," the Chief replied, "When I step out of my tepee, I name each child after the first thing I see. "For instance, when a child is born and I step out of my tepee and see a pale moon rising

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One Monday morning, a mailman was walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approached one of the houses, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. He was wondering why the couple was home on a workday. Just then, Bob, the homeowner, came out with a recycling bin full of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the mailman

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Who says today's kids aren't smart? Well, some of them are!I wish I'd thought of this ...At a high school in Montana a group of students played a prank on the school.They let three goats loose in the school.Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3.--The Best MBA Forums @ www.mbaguys.net

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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust."Tennis ball," came

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A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what hadhappened. He then asked what the animal was worth."Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900, so $900 is what I'm out."The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer."Here," he

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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having

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An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for. She was so upset that she went up to the man and said, "I was going to park there!"The man, being a real smart alec, said, "Oh, well, that's what you can do when you're young and bright."This made the lady even angrier, so she got in her car,

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Being arrested is bad enough, but having to call the police yourself is just adding insult to injury...if only all crimes could solve themselves like this one...Police in Knoxville, Tenn., say a man has been arrested for burglary after he phoned authorities and told them he was stuck in a museum ventilation shaft.Knoxville police said Anthony Smith, 25, called 911 shortly before 4:30 a.m. and

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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute."Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"The lawyer mulled this over

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A farmer has three sons.One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car.His father says, "Son, come with me."He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."The boy was not too happy but he did

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A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arrival, the doctor said that they had a new machine that would transfer by kinetic energy a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor initially set the pain-transfer level to 10 percent, saying that was probably more pain than

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