tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15934017.post-90766954968325752472008-03-07T14:26:00.001-08:002008-03-07T14:43:54.701-08:00I was waiting for something to prompt me to write and I finally found it. <br /><br />Have you ever read the Lake Oswego "Police Blotter"? It's pretty quality. As we all know Lake Oswego is an impoverished town plagued by crime, violence and drugs. Lock your doors and keep your children close! Here are some of the highlights:<br /><br />2/12/08 1:59 p.m. A caller wanted information about tinting vehicle windows.<br /><br />2/13/08 11:02 a.m. An injured deer was seen on Iron Mountain Boulevard. An officer found the deer and determined it had a good chance of survival and left it alone.<br /><br />2/13/08 4:02 p.m. Two females were walking on Pilkington Road and noticed that a man on a bike appeared to be watching them.<br /><br />2/14/08 9:33 a.m. A low-hanging branch on Westview Drive was hitting the tops of trucks and SUVs.<br /><br />2/15/08 9:24 a.m. An older female was standing in the intersection of McVey and State Street for 15 minutes.<br /><br />2/15/08 11:34 a.m. Two cars on Alyssa Terrace were cited for parking more than 12 inches from the curb. Residents are advised to keep a measuring stick in their cars when parking here.<br /><br />2/15/08 1:34 p.m. Two juveniles were reportedly tossing a ball into traffic. Police couldn’t find the juveniles or the ball.<br /><br />2/15/08 7:29 p.m. A group of teens were at a park on Fourth Street, hanging out at the picnic table. One came to a person’s door and asked for a condom. The group was playing a game of truth or dare. Sometimes it’s better to tell the truth.<br /><br />2/13/08 2:36 p.m. A woman said someone had changed her address at the post office.<br /><br />Is it possible that Lake Oswego exists in some sort of time warp? Would any of these incidents actually qualify as a crime or warrant calling the police in any other city? This certainly backs up what everyone has been saying for years, don't speed in Lake Oswego because the police have nothing better to do than pull you over.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15934017-9076695496832575247?l=morgenmorgan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Morganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14641199782228155956noreply@blogger.com0