tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15653415.post-1131140998995953372005-11-04T13:49:00.000-08:002005-11-04T13:49:59.006-08:00Fair Ladies and Noble Gentlemen:<br /><br />I, RaPUNzel, have a HAIR-raising tale to SHEAR with you<br />written by the Brothers TRIMM.<br /><br />When I was a young CURL, a jealous queen LOCKed me in a<br />tower.<br /><br />I was STRANDed and was at my SPLITS END -- truly a damsel in<br />THESE TRESSES!<br /><br />The queen thought it was a PERMANENT SOLUTION but, day after<br />day, knight after knight would try to climb the tower, which<br />was so tall the FOLLICLE you!<br /><br />They would climb my BRAID, and if they weren't so handsome,<br />I would give them the BRUSH off.<br /><br />Gee, I wonder if that's where I got my reputation for being<br />such a big TEASE.<br /><br />One day, a handsome knight named Prince LATHERRINSE tried to<br />rescue me.<br /><br />He was HEAD & SHOULDERS above the rest.<br /><br />I said, "COMB and SHAVE me!"<br /><br />The queen found out about it and cut off my hair.<br /><br />And let me tell you, Hell hath no fury as a woman SHORNED!<br /><br />She'll have Hell TOUPEE because I am not someone to TANGLE<br />with.<br /><br />Prince Latherrinse WISPed me away and we got married and had<br />twins.<br /><br />But, we didn't live happily ever after because he placed too<br />many CONDITIONERS on our marriage, which were really<br />CRIMPING my STYLE.<br /><br />So, we PARTED ways and a custody battle ensued.<br /><br />It came down to SPLITTING HAIRS (heirs) so he took one twin<br />and I took the other.<br /><br />So, now I don't date princes anymore because I don't want a<br />LATHER RINSE REPEAT... (read the shampoo label).<br /><br />And I've gotten back to my ROOTS by changing my hair from<br />BLONDE to brown and this new color is to DYE for.<br /><br />After all, BRUNETTES have more pun.<br /><br />Well, that's the LONG AND SHORT of my HAIRY tale.<br /><br />I bid you all ADO!Xieroxnoreply@blogger.com