tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-155003202009-03-26T02:58:57.847-07:00<a href=http://www.jackieclarke.net><img src=bugs4.gif></a> <br> Jackie Clarke loves Graffiti. If you see a great piece of graffiti send it to <center><a href=mailto:graffiti@jackieclarke.net>graffiti@jackieclarke.net</a></center><p><br><p> <center><a href=http://www.jackieclarke.net>www.jackieclarke.net</a> </center> <p><center><a href=http://jackieclarke.blogspot.com/>Comedy Genius</a> </center>Jackie Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12227170706974495140noreply@blogger.comBlogger65125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-6789335405431250402008-05-20T14:53:00.001-07:002008-12-10T09:20:28.773-08:00

I was having brunch with some friends this past Sunday when my friend Jesse, apropos of nothing drops mentions the new Adam Sandler movie, "Don't Mess with Zohan." Now, I'm not a huge comedy snob, I think a lot of Adam Sandler's stuff can be really funny. Steve Buschemi putting on lipstick in "Billy Madison" is pure weird comedy. "Don't Mess With Zohan" looks a lot like a stool sample. Jesse, a

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Spring is upon us and that means that baseball is here again. Thank goodness!So here are some fun baseball thing-a-ma-jigs (including one non-graffiti item).Sox/Yanks rivalry ends in death.Bruised up Yanks fan, Ivonne Hernandez ran over a few Red Sox fans, killing one. This dope of a woman was at a bar in Nashua, NH proclaiming her Yanks fandom then jumped into her car to escape the chants of "

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The new Tylenol "Feel Better" ads that seem to be challenging Brett Gelman's "Little Bit of Luck" for title of NYC's most ubiquitous ads, are very Captain Obvious. They offer helpful advice such as "when you're hungry eat" and "if you can't sleep take a sleeping pill." Not exactly groundbreaking advertising.So imagine my delight when I stumbled on this simple and perfectly snarky graffiti."If

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I saw this ad for keeping it green where someone wrote "Why Eliot?" I guess because of the bike my immediate thought was "this person is obsessed with 'ET' the movie." Then, to quote my sophomore English teacher who died from complications due to alcoholism, 'light dawns on marble head." Eliot Spitzer. Who boinked a whore and had to quit his job...as governor. I get it!Enjoy the graffiti the

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I've never met a dirty joke I don't like. I will never NOT think that farting, crapping, poop, boners, boobies and taints are not funny. When I was signing a Valentines Day card for my nephew I changed the message from "To the most fantastic kid I know" to "To the most fartastic kid I know." I don't care if I'm ninety with grandkids all around me. If one of them says, "Nana, you farted." I'm

Jackie Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12227170706974495140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-72117872305799531092008-01-04T12:28:00.000-08:002008-12-10T09:20:31.225-08:00

I recently saw "I am Legend" at the prompting of my good friend, Bibi. And let me tell you, this is one bummer of a movie. Spoiler alert! Will Smith strangles a dog to death. Good times! Bibi is about the biggest animal lover on the planet so she sobbed throughout the whole puppy execution.End SpoilerI came across this sweet piece of graffiti in Astoria visiting my friends John and Jeff.

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Frequent contributor, Damian Chadwick, sends in this gem with the note: "turns out lead paint can be funny." No crap! Lead paint is hilarious. When Julie and I were in LA she had a run in with a soy paint acolyte. We both decided we preferred the NYC ethos: where our meat is rare and our paint is lead. I am not sure what Dennis Rodman has to do with lead paint. But in the long run, who cares?

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The ever delightful, Collen Kane, sent in this graf. (100% DEFINITELY check out her blog at http://cokanesbloggery.blogspot.com/)Collen writes: "I took this picture last night while drunk. I'm sure I saw better grafitti last night but that's the only one I ended up snapping. It's funny to me because "God is good" isn't the first thought that comes to my mind when considering this ad, or the

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This graffiti entry comes from Lauren in NC. She has a polaroid blog over at http://poladroids.blogspot.com/.Apparently someone has a "hairy pieradaciyl penis." First off, "pterodactyl" is spelled wrong. But it is an ambitious word for a spray-paint graffiti tag. I wonder why the person tagged that house, barn, shack...is it is own and he decided not to try Match.com and simply spray-paint

Jackie Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12227170706974495140noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-56566714112354780902007-07-19T08:16:00.001-07:002008-12-10T09:20:31.797-08:00

The immigration debate extends to the Swedish pop-band, Abba. Will we ever be free? I love th die-hard Republican who sees a poster for "Mama Mia" and thinks "immigration" and not "Broadway has forever been ruined."Thanks to Jen for sending it in.

Jackie Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12227170706974495140noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-4081200543971189092007-02-12T20:27:00.000-08:002008-12-10T09:20:31.921-08:00

This image was sent in by the delightful and talented Jeff Hiller. He writes"On the ad for the new Hugh Grant/ Drew Barrymoore movie "music and lyrics" someone added "and vomit". As cool as this graffitti is... I will be at the movie opening night. Unironically. I am that guy."Jeff was brave to tell me that. And don't feel bad, Jeff, as I'm also that girl. I love cheesy movies and I love

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"Rules of Engagement" looks like a particularly turdy new show. A married couple, an engaged couple and David Spade. I'd rather felate the Vice President. The current Vice President. (Dick Cheney.) I'm a big Patrick Warburton fan but under no circumstance will I be viewing this show. If I want to see a comedy about how marriage fails I'll watch A&E's "Intervention."So I was more than

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The delightful Silvija Ozols (UCB Harold team Creep & Rogue Elephant) sent in this graffiti she saw in Queens.She wrote, "I saw this at the 36th St stop on the R train and thought of your graffiti blog. I can't really tell if it's offensive so I'll leave it for you to decide."I saw Silvija after she sent this and she again wondered if it was offensive. I told her, "I'm from Boston...this isn't

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Thanks to Emily who sent this in and wrote "thought you might like this one." Of course I did! A smiling black cherub with her arm in a sling shooting a gun at "the man" (the doctor). I think we can all get behind this!Extra points for grammar on this one!

Jackie Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12227170706974495140noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-17720066292799355062006-11-13T18:33:00.000-08:002006-11-13T18:42:05.064-08:00

Another reader submission that I managed to overlook. Shame shame shame on me. First...this blast from the past. "Step off asshole." I love it.Remember this?"Can you spare any change?" I love themed entries!Delightful reader Nuala decided to send in 2 pix...this entry is the best review of "The Break-Up" I have ever seen.Yup that about sums it up. The movie blew and I don't care!

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Ha ha haThis is a new fave!Sent in by Lex in Nashville. I will let Lex do the explainin'Found this amazing graffiti in the women's bathroom of a bar in Nashville, TN. I had to snap it because, yeah, I used to fuck one too!

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Yet another delightful graf sent in by a reader! Thanks to Ernie of Atlanta!"Capitalism is killing you" with the word "killing" scribbled out. And the lame anarchy symbol...I imagine someone with a checking account balance of $56.89 wrote the "Capitalism is killing you" and some douchebag with a balance of "$36,903.77" crossed it out.Sigh.

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Jessica R. sent this in...thanks so her. "What keeps us thinking? Pussy" Of course! Jessica has a great observation on this oneThis has been up at a Wall Street station for a while now. The word (pussy) had originally been written in red, but was crossed out. Thens omebody decided that the pussy could not be denied and wrote it again in black.I love it when pussy cannot be denied. Of course I

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Another real find from a reader of the graf blog...this one is thanks to DJ. A set of stairs with the bold statment "DON'T DO THAT!"He doesn't know what it means and I don't either. To be quite frank I don't even care. I love the assumption that whatever it is you are doing - IT IS WRONG. What a way to go through life. This is wrong. In an absolute sense. Those stairs are like original sin

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I love this graffiti sent in by the adorable Damian Chadwick. One first glance it isn't much but if you treat it like one of those crazy dot pictures from the 90s where you squint and see a tiger...then you won't be disappointed.Yup. That is a penis and balls on top of the mascara. Amen brothers and sisters. Isn't it nice when the world just feels like it alwats does. It's as if the

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This is one of my FAVORITE graffitis of late because it exists on so many levels. It is for the movie Employee of the Month that sort of came and went but it features a couple current blips in the pop-culture heart monitor.DANE COOKI know most comedians despise Dane Cook. He seems like a decent hard-working guy who hooks up his friends. Is he the funniest edgiest comedian in the world, no...

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America's Next Top Model is a great show for many reasons. One reason is that all the girl drama is given the exact same weight. For example this season's first show had crying from no less than 6 of the girls. And one girl beat cancer - wow. One girl was in a plane accident and her mother died on top of her and the warmth from her dead mother kept her alive - WOW. One girl was a little

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Thanks to Mark Vignoli who spotted this on a trash can. Hopefully you can read it - it says "fuck the lesbian in the ass." As Mark pointed out, there are some spelling issues.I am hoping that Dwayne Buckle, the man attacked by a gang of petite and ornery lesbians, wrote this!

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Thanks to Amy Sloan from Atlanta who was DETERMINED to find a local graf but found this gem in NYC.Little Man: “I’m glad the Sambo days are over!”

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I really have no comments. He is right. But I'm glad he has some sass about it.

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