tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15410493.post-1157024109128001312006-08-31T21:18:00.000+10:002006-09-02T12:29:32.330+10:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"So, we're going to have to take a blood test too. Is that ok?"</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br />"Yes. But I will kick your nurse."</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"I think that woman is trying to hand out dried fish to strangers"</span></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Do they hate us because we're new, or are they just bitter about their RSL hairstyles?"</span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"I don't believe you. I'm willing to put money on this. Fifty bucks. You in?"</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br />"No, cos I'm lying through my teeth"</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"I become a totally different person with makeup on. I become very aware of my head."</span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">(Pastel pink station wagon drives past)</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br />"I want to kill that person"</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"The bible says so."</span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br />"Really?"<br />"Well, I'd have to write it in with this texta first, but yeah."</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"Ruching makes things look like va jay jay... especially pink things. I wonder if it's a part of gynoplasty... </span></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">'reupholstering'</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">, if you will. Whenever you think of Tonia Todman, think of her as a spokesperson for gynoplasty"</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br />"She does like to ruche things..."</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br />"She'll jump out of a gigantic rouched fake cake and sing a song about gynoplasty - </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">'If your twat is tight, and your curtains droop, pay the way to have them ruched!'</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"I downloaded all of The Immaculate Collection the other day - I have never owned Madonna before!"</span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br />"...and you actually still don't."</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"No no... yoga is good!"</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br />"Well. It works for Madgina"</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br />"Indeed. And Jennifer Aniston, no?"</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br />"No. She fellates beelzebub."</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br />"That's a terrible thing to call Vince Vaughn!"</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br />"I don't really think beelzebub would take the form of an unwashed plumber, do you?</span>byronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10483511785964600644noreply@blogger.com