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Russian Doomsday Cult In Cave

2008-03-31T21:31:00.003-04:00

Seven members of a Christian cult in Russia have left the cave they had holed up in since Novemeber. Apparently more than two dozen cult members are still inside the cave, located 400 miles southeast of Moscow, waiting for the world to end next month. Part of the cave's roof has already collapsed. According to the BBC News, a priest "specialising in apocalyptic literature" is on the scene talking with them through a ventilation shaft. From the BBC News:

"The seven women (who emerged Saturday) were allowed to leave with cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov after he was brought to the scene to negotiate...

Kuznetsov, who calls himself Fr Pyotr, declared himself a prophet a number of years ago and has attracted followers in Russia and Belarus.

He is thought to have ordered his followers into the cave but did not join them."

Link via Boing Boing

Botanist Sues To Stop CERN Hurling Earth Into Parallel Universe

2008-03-31T15:13:00.002-04:00

A lawsuit has been filed in Hawaii in an attempt to hold up the start of operations by the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) atom-smasher on the French-Swiss border.

A colourful American botanist, teacher, former biologist and sometime physicist says (in outline) that the LHC may rip a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum and so destroy the Earth. He wants the US government to act now and delay the LHC's startup while a new safety review is carried out.

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The 10 Most Prophetic Sci-Fi Movies Ever

2008-03-28T17:50:00.003-04:00

When Arthur C. Clarke died last week at the age of 90, science fiction—hell, science in general—lost one of its greatest, most forward-looking masters. In his honor, PM’s resident geek and sci-fi buff analyzes the most eerily predictive, prescient films of the future. They’re not necessarily the best movies—just the ones that got the science right, or will sometime soon.

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Sentient World: War Games On The Grandest Scale

2008-03-23T11:46:00.004-04:00

Perhaps your real life is so rich you don't have time for another.

Even so, the US Department of Defense (DOD) may already be creating a copy of you in an alternate reality to see how long you can go without food or water, or how you will respond to televised propaganda.

The DOD is developing a parallel to Planet Earth, with billions of individual "nodes" to reflect every man, woman, and child this side of the dividing line between reality and AR.

Called the Sentient World Simulation (SWS), it will be a "synthetic mirror of the real world with automated continuous calibration with respect to current real-world information", according to a concept paper for the project.

"SWS provides an environment for testing Psychological Operations (PSYOP)," the paper reads, so that military leaders can "develop and test multiple courses of action to anticipate and shape behaviors of adversaries, neutrals, and partners".

SWS also replicates financial institutions, utilities, media outlets, and street corner shops. By applying theories of economics and human psychology, its developers believe they can predict how individuals and mobs will respond to various stressors.

Yank a country's water supply. Stage a military coup. SWS will tell you what happens next.

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Clock Counts Down To The End Of The World

2008-03-23T11:37:00.006-04:00

Comments from Geekologie:

"Artist Gianni Motti had a dream. A dream of a really long LED timer that displays an approximate countdown to the sun's demise and resulting destruction of the earth. It started in 2005, so we're at about 5 billion years minus a few. But I've got some bad news for you Gianni. The world will end when I say so. And it's going to be a hell of a lot sooner than 5 billion years. That's right, and there's nothing that blue douche Captain Planet and his kiddy companions can do about it either. MUWHAHAHA!! *cough, cough* *chin falls off* Fucking leprosy."

Link via Geekologie

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes Remake In The Works

2008-03-20T18:30:00.004-04:00

When there's no more room in hell... I won't even finish this one. Anyways, just try to get the theme song out of your head, I dare you. Now, where's my drill?

Link (via Ain't It Cool News)

Man Shot By Killer Robot

2008-03-20T17:56:00.002-04:00

19Mar08

AN 81-year-old Gold Coast man built, and yesterday used, an intricate suicide machine to remotely shoot himself, after downloading the plans from the internet.

The Burleigh Heads man, who lived alone, left notes of his plans and thoughts as he struggled to come to terms with demands by interstate relatives that he move out his home and into care.

He spent hours searching the internet for a way to kill himself, downloaded what he needed and then built a complex machine that would remotely fire a gun.

He set the device up in his driveway about 7am yesterday, placed himself in front of it and set it in motion.

His notes explained that he chose the driveway as he knew there were tradesmen working next door who would find his body. The plan worked as the workmen heard the gunshots and ran to investigate.

The Gold Coast Bulletin will not reveal how the machine worked, but it was attached to a .22 semi-automatic pistol loaded with four bullets.

It was able to fire multiple shots into the man's head after he activated it.

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Vent Your Atomic Road Rage With Mad Max Reenactments

2008-03-19T19:19:00.003-04:00

Spencer sent us this article about Road Warrior re-enactors in the Western US.

Says organizer Karol Bartoszynski:

Basically the media assumed we had "fake machine guns" and looked like we were "attacking" the tanker truck. All we had was [what you can see] in the pics: Roadwarrior-type thing in the truck, a fake crossbow, a pick-axe. People thought the 4-barrel fake gun was a rocket launcher... and we were some kind of militia or terrorists. Most of us spent overnight in jail.
After the post-atomic berzerkers were picked up, the cops realized their weapons were fake, but one cop still decided to bust them for highway obstruction -- even though they had a video proving they drove safely. The charges were thrown out half a year later.

Vehicles usually also include a red pick-up truck, with a snake painted on its side and a gun-wielding maniac riding shotgun. People dress as Wez, with the trademark red mohawk, and as random Bartertown guards. Sometimes there's even a gyrocopter flying above the whole mess.

Thanks Spencer. Link

Scotland Yard wants DNA samples from 5-year-olds in case they grow up to be criminals; Oyster card records to become part of "war on terror"

2008-03-17T21:03:00.001-04:00

Robbo sez, "As reported in The Guardian: Gary Pugh, director of forensic sciences at Scotland Yard, says primary school children should be eligible for the DNA database if they exhibit behaviour indicating they may become criminals in later life. Civil liberty groups condemned his comments last night by likening them to an excerpt from a 'science fiction novel'. One teaching union warned that it was a step towards a 'police state'."
Gary Pugh, director of forensic sciences at Scotland Yard and the new DNA spokesman for the Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo), said a debate was needed on how far Britain should go in identifying potential offenders, given that some experts believe it is possible to identify future offending traits in children as young as five.
'If we have a primary means of identifying people before they offend, then in the long-term the benefits of targeting younger people are extremely large,' said Pugh. 'You could argue the younger the better. Criminologists say some people will grow out of crime; others won't. We have to find who are possibly going to be the biggest threat to society...'

Concern over the issue of civil liberties will be further amplified by news yesterday that commuters using Oyster smart cards could have their movements around cities secretly monitored under new counter-terrorism powers being sought by the security services.

Link (via Boing Boing)

'Big Dog' Pack Robot Soon To Tire Of Human Masters

2008-03-17T20:43:00.002-04:00

It's just a matter of time before this thing gets tired of being kicked around and mounts machine guns to its back. You just wait.

& Teller - Teller (Of Penn &) Survives Zombie Apocalypse

2008-03-08T14:28:00.004-05:00

Teller barricades himself in his home after TSHTF, and entertains, and shoots zombies that come near his Las Vegas home.

Link Stolen from Boing Boing.

2008-03-06T21:09:00.003-05:00

The Quantum Sleeper is essentially a saferoom built around a bed. It comes packed with all the following features:

1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding, Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation, Rebreather, Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.), Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release, One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front), Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,), Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB etc.), Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from outside unit), Air/Water Tight Sealing, External Override Key Pad & Remote Control, Battery Backup Power, Toiletry system

How do you get to sleep if you're this paranoid? - James

Link to rest of article, and product page via Geekologie

Thundarr Fights Statue Of Liberty. Harbor Chick Goes Down.

2008-03-05T15:11:00.004-05:00

Derek emailed me earlier, reminding me about the first episode of Thundarr The Barbarian, where Thundarr, Ookla the Mok, and teh totally fine Princess Ariel (I've said it before, if she can cross country on a horse bareback, she could pop your head like a zit with those thighs), fight against a sorcerer that uses an animated Statue of Liberty to do his bidding. Shoulda used the Super-Science.

2051 A.D.-Ten Years After World War Four

2008-03-04T19:08:00.005-05:00

This movie was suspiciously left out of the Movies That Mangle The Statue Of Liberty article from earlier. What a shame.

All shall feel the wrath of the Fleshy Headed Mutants, 'eh.

Dungeons & Dragons Creator Gary Gygax Passes Away; Interview

2008-03-04T16:16:00.003-05:00

According to a post on Troll Lord Games who had published his work, Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons & Dragons, has passed away. In 2003, on the now defunct kcgeek.com, we ran an interview with Gygax. I have republished it after the jump. Tiamat consume you fully, Gary. You brought untold amount of fun and joy into my life. – Joel
An excerpt:

Q. As far as you know, what was the basic evolution of polyhedral dice? If they existed prior to the creation of Dungeons & Dragons, what were they used for?
To the best of my knowledge I introduced them to gaming, en masse, with D&D in 1974. I found sets of the five platonic solids for sale in a school supply catalog back in 1972, and of course ordered them, used them in creating the D&D game.

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For myself, I can't help but feel that this ends an era for all of us who spent their time deep in this man's incredible body of work. May all the Deities and Demigods welcome you to Valhalla, Gary. - James

Who is John Titor?

2008-03-03T20:39:00.002-05:00

In the year 2000 a fellow started posting messages on various Internet forums proclaiming himself a soldier and time traveler from the year 2038 sent back in time to fetch an IBM 5100 computer. At first his handle was timetraveler_0 before he switched to his more commonly seen ID, John Titor.

He wove a fantastic tale of a future where we are looked upon as an egocentric, lazy, and foolhardy era that lead to a second US civil war, which in turn lead to a nuclear holocaust.

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Lego Zombies Attack Local Grocery Chain

2008-03-01T11:04:00.008-05:00

Mayhem ensues as the dead rise to consume the living, and enjoy the great savings at Food Pope.

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How To: Stop a 500-Foot Monster (Think Missiles, Not Bombs)

2008-02-27T16:12:00.003-05:00

How you deal with a rampaging five-hundred-foot monster in a crowded urban area? Now that Cloverfield has opened in the UK, it's time for DANGER ROOM to go to the movies and consider this utterly vital question. Link

Thanks Spencer!

Arctic 'Doomsday' Seed Vault Opens Doors For 100 Million Seeds

2008-02-26T21:19:00.000-05:00

ScienceDaily (Feb. 26, 2008) — The Svalbard Global Seed Vault opened February 26 on a remote island in the Arctic Circle, receiving inaugural shipments of 100 million seeds that originated in over 100 countries. With the deposits ranging from unique varieties of major African and Asian food staples such as maize, rice, wheat, cowpea, and sorghum to European and South American varieties of eggplant, lettuce, barley, and potato, the first deposits into the seed vault represent the most comprehensive and diverse collection of food crop seeds being held anywhere in the world. Link to rest of article.

Doomsday

2008-02-26T20:43:00.007-05:00

Ok, ok. I know what you're thinking, but wait... give me a chance to sell it to you:

One: It's got some pretty nice vehicle action going on. I'm talking about the Sisu XA-185 and the scrap-rods, not the Bentley. How the hell did they get Bentley product placement in a Post-Apocalyptic movie, anyway? Who exactly is the demographic that they're after here? The Humungus? "Just walk away... from your idea of automobile luxury".

Two: It's freaking "Escape From Scotland"! Look closely at the map of the infected zone, it's Scotland. All of it! Although, I could understand all of the actors' English in the preview. They really missed their chance to go all Trainspotting cannibals with this. To say nothing of "The Duke of Edinburgh". A noomber 1!

Three: Malcolm Motherfucking McDowell. Can you even make a movie like this without him in it? I bet he just showed up and started acting in it. No one invited him or anything, they just let him be in it because he was already there on the set stealing craft service doughnuts and living in the prop room. This alone is worth the price of admission to me.

Bottom line, It's gonna suck. But, man is it gonna be a good kind of suck.

The Ten Best Post-Apocalyptic Survival Vehicles

2008-02-26T19:11:00.003-05:00

There are some very bad things I would do to get myself a Unimog, but only hypothetically. Maybe I wouldn't outright kill someone for a Damnation Alley clone, but I will straight break someone's legs for a Dobbertin Surface Orbiter. Seriously... broken for real. Link

Now the Pentagon tells Bush: climate change will destroy us

2008-02-23T10:50:00.010-05:00

Climate change over the next 20 years could result in a global catastrophe costing millions of lives in wars and natural disasters..

A secret report, suppressed by US defence chiefs and obtained by The Observer, warns that major European cities will be sunk beneath rising seas as Britain is plunged into a 'Siberian' climate by 2020. Nuclear conflict, mega-droughts, famine and widespread rioting will erupt across the world.

The document predicts that abrupt climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy as countries develop a nuclear threat to defend and secure dwindling food, water and energy supplies. The threat to global stability vastly eclipses that of terrorism, say the few experts privy to its contents. Link via Boing Boing via Digg

Warren Ellis and Paul Duffield: Freak Angels

2008-02-16T18:42:00.004-05:00

The 5 Most Kick-Ass Apocalyptic Prophecies

2008-02-16T17:01:00.007-05:00

There are a lot of apocalyptic scenarios looming out there, in various religious sects in the nooks and crannies of history. Though the scenarios are wildly different in method, you can rest assured that most will leave us all equally dead.
While we can't know which one is actually going to happen, here are the ones we're rooting for, along with the heavy metal album cover each most resembles. Link

Movies That Mangle the Statue of Liberty

2008-02-16T09:07:00.009-05:00

If everyone in Hollywood is so patriotic, how come our nation´s symbol of freedom is always getting her ass kicked? Link