The DarkHat

Is Enrique Iglesias Batting For The Other Team?

2008-07-01T14:34:00.007-04:00

Gibbs12 are asking if Enrique is preparing to step out the closet after reading his quote from an English tabloid:

“Oh I’m not married, no. I mean I was married. I was married, seriously.

“I was married a year ago to Anna and I don’t know what happened.

“We’re not married anymore but we are kind of still in contact.”

Gay or not, was Anna Kournikova really that hot? I don't think so. It was all hype and bullshit, of course she was worth a couple of rounds in the sack - but there are far hotter and sexier chicks than Anna.

The bottom line is, who gives a rats ass if Enrique Iglesias is gay or not? If he is, fine, if he isn't, it's still fine.

George Clooney has a classy girlfriend.

2008-07-01T01:25:00.001-04:00

Another poor attempt at recreating Martins Elliotts' Tennis Girl poster

2008-06-29T09:03:00.004-04:00

Here's English actress and TV presenter Amanda Holden trying her best to recreate Martins Elliotts' famous 1970s Tennis Girl poster.

Well, for a start this woman doesn't even look like Amanda Holden, that is unless she has been getting some plastic surgery or some other crap done to make herself look younger.

The main problem with these pictures is there is no ass shot. How can you attempt to recreate a classic pose without actually doing 'the pose'?

Great Ass And Legs Hilary - Shame About Those Fishnet Stockings

2008-06-27T15:15:00.002-04:00

Title says it all, there's nothing else to add.

Leona Lewis Needs To Flash Some Tits And Ass

2008-06-25T20:24:00.004-04:00

Leona Lewis, now she's a strange one. I have to be honest and tell you I'd have ssex with her over and over for days. The trouble is, I'm not to sure why.

She is always covered up so we never get to see her body. No short skirts, low cut dresses, no paparazzi bikini shots - sweet f'all. This piece of ass is squeaky clean.

I know she's a singer and has a great voice but FFS Leona give us some skin. It's hard for a man to jerk off to a woman who is constantly covered up. Give us some leg or a bit of tit for God sakes. It won't send your career on a downward spiral - look at Mariah, it's done her no harm at all has it?

My fantasies for Leona will continue, I will daydream of her in skimpy ass hugging shorts showing us all what a fine back side she has always got hidden. Unlike this set of pictures of her attending Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday dinner in London, in which we see nothing except that sweet smile.

Sarah Harding Has No Boobs

2008-06-24T07:55:00.004-04:00

British pop group Girls Aloud have just finished a UK tour and now all the band members are away to sunny places taking a break from it all. Last night BBI posted Cheryl and her cleavage - which leaves me with Sarah Harding's skinny ass.

Where have this woman's tits gone? She was never 'big' but she at least had a mouthful. Now .... nothing!

Like Mr BBI, I want to see some topless pictures of Girls Aloud, I don't care if it's the redhead or not, she'll do for starters. So long as it's not Sarah becuase there simply won't be much to see.

Yoko Matsugane Is A Big Boobed Asain Chick

2008-06-23T08:45:00.004-04:00

I have no idea who Yoko Matsugane is and I'm too lazy to search google and read some crappy wiki page full of useless bullshit.

She could be a rocket scientist for all I care - I just want to check out her jugs. And for an Asian chick she got a fair sized rack which makes a change from the usual pancake type titties these women usually have.

10 Quickies: Fergie, Eva, Cinthia, Pamela & Denise

2008-06-22T12:54:00.010-04:00

Hollywood Tuna - Kristen Bell And Her Drunken Cleavage

Grumpiest - Lori Loughlin Takes Her MILF Ass for a Walk

Double Viking - Brazilian beauty queen Cinthia Moura

Co-ed Magazine - Would You Visit A Call Girl?

BBI - Fergie And Eva Mendes Make A Lovely Couple

Holy Taco - Denise Milani Needs A Steel-Belted Bikini

Bitter & Bound - Agent Provocateur Lingerie Fashion Show Photos

Popoholic - Jessica Alba Love Guru Pics For The Weekend

Egotastic - Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Camel Tap - Pamela Anderson In Cowboy Boots For Radar

Vida Guerra Tkes Her Sexy Ass To Dodgers Stadium

2008-06-21T22:46:00.002-04:00

Here's a couple of pictures of Vida Guerra at the 50th Annual Hollywood Stars Game at the Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles.

As always we get the complimentary ass shot from Vida - boy this woman knows how to tease a frustrated man.

Becks 2008 Armani Launch

2008-06-20T09:52:00.008-04:00

Here's a few shots of David Beckham in Union Square to promote the Armani underwear line.

Surely all the female readers of this blog has seen the new photos of Becks posing in those tight fitting briefs that give his lunchbox a big boost and in turn create a lot of damp panties.

Either way, here is the rich handsome bastard strutting his stuff in San Francisco at some Armani event and lapping up all that female attention.

If you were as good looking as this guy why the hell would you get married to a monster like Posh? All that hot crumpet throwing itself at you and you stick with that monster. Doesn't make much sense does it?

Talented footballer and good looking - yes.
Common sense - no.

A Threesome With Hilary And Haylie

2008-06-19T06:58:00.002-04:00

How does a threesome with the Duff sisters take your fancy?

Well I wouldn't say no because I'd bang a button hole in a fur coat but this proposition would be a lot more appealing if Haylie looked more like Hilary.

Just look at that huge chin of hers in the photo below. Now I even gave her the benefit of the doubt and looked at a few other photos just to be certain that she always looks this bad - she does.

Haylie is at best a four out of ten - unlike her hot sister who is at least double that. So what role would Haylie play in a threesome?

To be honest I can't figure that one out right now as my mind is only allowing me to process thoughts of Hilary in action. What a fucking celebrity sex tape that would be. Hilary Duff on top and riding like her life depended on it. If we are lucky enough to be treated to such a video I'm gonna put ads on this site to make enough money to buy a 100 inch plasma to watch it on.

The Best Picture Ive Ever Seen Of Jordan

2008-06-18T06:23:00.004-04:00

British 'model' Jordan is a mess, all that plastic surgery is now taking it's toll and she looks horrendous - lets not get a sore ass sitting on the fence here. There's no point in trying to be nice about everyone when it's not what you're thinking. It's best just to speak the truth and call a spade a spade.

Jordan is an ugly tart whose best effort to get some publicity is to flash her knickers getting out of a taxi - usually drunk at some London nightclub. Before she started tinkering with bust enlargements and all that other cosmetic surgery she was drop dead gorgeous.

Now that all those good looks are long gone, here are the best type of photos you want to see of Jordan these days - from behind or with her face covered.

I added the last one just to let you see these photos weren't of any old tart shopping in London.

Jessica Drake Is A Sexy Lakers Fan

2008-06-16T14:20:00.003-04:00

Here's a couple of pictures featuring the adult movie star Jessica Drake dressed in a sexy Lakers outfit at FAME Adult Awards last week.

What Is Jessica Trying To Tell Us

2008-06-14T13:21:00.003-04:00

Is Jessica Simpson trying to let the world know she likes to eat the 'love sausage'? If not then why wear a t-shirt saying "Real Girls Eat Meat"?

Did she honestly think we were under the impression she was some sort of goodie two shoes who didn't like to get her gums around the plums?

Jess pack up that t-shirt for something that shows us a bit of cleavage, we all know you're a meat and two veg kinda gal.

Sarah Michelle Gellar on the set of Veronika Decides to Die

2008-06-13T05:26:00.005-04:00

Here's Sarah Michelle Gellar on the set of 'Veronika Decides to Die' in NYC earlier this week and looking not too bad.

Now we all know Sarah isn't the most beautiful actress we've ever seen but what she lacks in the looks department she more than makes up for in sex appeal.

She does in my head anyway.....

Holly Valance Lovin' Life in LA

2008-06-12T05:00:00.003-04:00

If there was ever an Aussie ass worth tapping then Holly Valance has to be in the top 3 - I'm saying top three just to be on the safe side because I'm still half asleep here - she could however be #1 on the list.

All the other Australian women I can think of right now just don't make the grade.

It's a pity we didn't get a clearer view of her hot bod in this set of pictures of her enjoying a few drinks at the Abbey in West Hollywood on Sunday.

Celebs At The NBA basketball finals in Los Angeles

2008-06-11T06:54:00.002-04:00

There was a truck load of famous faces at the NBA finals in Los Angeles watching the Lakers beat the Celtics. There was too many to post so here's three picked at random.

Tobey Maguire

Stacey 'Fergie' Ferguson

Hilary Duff

At 41 Tia Carrere Still Gives Me Wood

2008-06-11T06:33:00.002-04:00

Here's a set of photos of Tia Carrere showing some skin as she loads her shopping into her car.

Now I know there's nothing great or spectacular about these pictures, there doesn't need to be when you have a woman like Tia Carrere in the shot.

You see Tia is a 41 year woman who gives the DarkHat automatic wood. It's rare for older women to give me a rush of blood to the love sausage but Tia certainly doesn't fail in that department. In fact she doesn't fail in any department.

I really need to hook up with this woman and fill her full of protein.

Heidi Montag Smiles But Doesn't Look happy

2008-06-10T07:37:00.003-04:00

Here's a set of pics of Heidi Montag at the "A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival" that took place earlier this week. Is it just me or does she look as if she'd rather be somewhere else?

Maybe she was disappointed at the lack of lunchbox action at the event - who knows and who really cares.

Helena Christensen Topless In Miami

2008-06-09T07:14:00.003-04:00

40 pictures of Helena Christensen in a purple bikini and topless at the pool in Miami.

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia kissing

2008-06-07T05:30:00.001-04:00

Here's a couple of pictures of Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia kissing and cuddling on the set of Heroes.

I wonder if this is an after sex moment.....

Carson Dressed As Denise

2008-05-22T20:16:00.000-04:00

I always knew there was something iffy about Carson Daly - now it has all become clear.

Carson Daly wants to be Denise Richards, wtf? Yeah, this site have the exclusive photos.

Here's one picture of the douchebag all dressed up as Denise with him wearing a dress, blonde wig and high heels no doubt, although we can't see that low but believe me, he has a purse and heels down there.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Yawn????

2008-05-20T03:50:00.004-04:00

The much anticipated Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull made it’s debut on Sunday, May 18th at the Cannes Film Festival and according to some who previewed the film, it may not have been worth the 19 year wait.

Harrison Ford had this to say about the lackluster acceptance of his latest project:

"I’m not afraid at all. I expect to have the whip turned on me. It’s not unusual for something that is popular to be disdained by some people, and I fully expect it. I work for the people who pay to get in. They are my customers, and my focus is on providing the best experience I can for those people.”

The movie has been shrouded in secrecy up until now. Usually the film would have had numerous press screenings but director Steven Spielberg and creator-producer George Lucas opted for the showy splash of Cannes to make their big entrance.

Taylor Swift Wins New Female Vocalist

2008-05-20T03:47:00.002-04:00

Taylor Swift won top new female vocalist at the 43rd Annual Academy of Country Music Awards and had one special person to thank for helping her get where she is today.

“Mom, thank you so much,” she said as she fought back tears. “I love you. This is for you.”

Enrique Says His Package Is A Big Surprise To The Ladies

2008-04-21T20:49:00.003-04:00

Enrique Iglesias is talking toolbox and claiming the ladies are surprised he's well hung when they sample the goods.

'I said I had a small penis as a joke. And they took it literally when it is not the truth. So when people find out it's not the case they are pleasantly surprised.'

I don't think the ladies give a shit how big his cock is - as long as it's inside them with Enrique pounding hard and fast.