tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151638342007-09-30T10:52:34.409+08:00Dexter Vanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09465791974808013468noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15163834.post-1135870465556148682005-12-29T23:32:00.000+08:002005-12-29T23:34:25.570+08:00Science VS God’s work???<br /><br />I was once chatting in a mIRC chartroom with the nick “Ihavenogod” when suddenly this Born Again Christian confronts me…<br /><br />Evangelical: So what do you believe in? Who do you serve? What is your purpose?<br /><br />ME: Like my idol Thomas Paine said “"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good."<br /><br />Evangelical: You’re just saying that.<br /><br />ME: What made you assume so?<br /><br />Evangelical: Because you can do what you want coz you have no God to punish you.<br /><br />ME: So you admit that there’s no God that will punish me?<br /><br />Evangelical: NO! There is a God. And he will punish all the sinners. <br /><br />ME: -_- ok…<br /><br />Evangelical: You and your Science… <br /><br />ME: What the… what does science got to do with sins?<br /><br />Evangelical: Coz you think science can explain everything and do anything… but only God can do that. God is so mighty that your science cannot attain! <br /><br />ME: ok… but let me ask you one thing…<br /><br />Evangelical: What?<br /><br />ME: what is science?<br /><br />Evangelical: You tell me… you’re the atheist.<br /><br />ME: What? Ok wait, what does science got to do with atheism? Oh never mind…<br /><br />ME: it is the study of physical world, the study of the physical and natural world and phenomena, especially by using systematic observation and experiment.<br /><br />Evangelical: So?<br /><br />ME: It does not claim anything… from its DEFINITION; it’s the STUDY of physical world.<br /><br />Evangelical: So? I mean why study it if God can just teach everything to you?<br /><br />ME: I see… well here is my Encyclopedia… where is your God?<br /><br />Evangelical: Science is just man’s creation. God’s creation is much much greater!<br /><br />ME: so you still agree that science plays a part in your everyday life?<br /><br />Evangelical: No way! God IS my everyday life. To hell with your science. Evolution is such a crap.<br /><br />ME: ok… so you’re saying science is UNNECESSARY in our everyday life?<br /><br />Evangelical: EXACTLY!!! YES!!<br /><br />ME: so you don’t need science… and you don’t use it?<br /><br />Evangelical: Yup! All I need is God!!! And only Him alone! <br /><br />ME: I see…<br /><br />Evangelical: so now do you believe me?<br /><br />ME: Believe what?<br /><br />Evangelical: that there is a loving and merciful God.<br /><br />ME: Nope…<br /><br />Evangelical: but why? You’re too close minded. Why don’t you just accept the truth? Are you too blind to see it? You and your science think you know everything do you? What a pity… You will burn in hell along with your science…<br /><br />ME: When you where just a baby… the milk you drink, the feeding bottles you used… the sterilized water you drink the vaccine given to you… the vitamins you took… etc. Science.<br /><br />ME: the vehicles you ride when going to school, the pen, pencil, paper, eraser, and etc. you use. Science.<br /><br />ME: the telephone, cell phone, that computer your using, fax machines etc. SCIENCE!<br /><br />ME: The shampoo you use with your hair, soap, whishing machine and ELECTRICYTY. SCIENCE!!!<br /><br />ME: the keyboard. Electric guitar, amplifier and microphone you use in worshiping your God. SCIENCE!!!<br /><br />ME: the stove you use when cooking your favorite food… SICENCE!!<br /><br />ME: INTERNET = SCIENCE!!!<br /><br />ME: the clothes you’re wearing right now… and the diapers you wore when you’re just a baby… SCIENCE!<br /><br />ME: The medicine you took when you got sick and the medicine you will take when you get sick. SCIENCE!!<br /><br />ME: The TV you use to watch your favorite telenovelas, chinovelas, koreanovelas, and telefantasias. SIENCE!!!<br /><br />ME: The CD Player you use to play your Hillsong CD. SCIENCE!!! And not to mention that CD they used to record hillsong.<br /><br />ME: THAT HOLLY BIBLE OF YOURS WAS PRINTED BECAUSE OF SCIENCE!!! NOW TELL ME YOU DID NOT USE SICENCE EVEN JUST ONCE IN YOR LIFE!!! WHAT DOES GOD HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF IT?<br /><br />Evangelical: Someday… when the time comes… you will understand what I’m saying.<br /><br />ME: -_- ok thanks…Dexter Vanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09465791974808013468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15163834.post-1123444421224982752005-08-08T03:48:00.000+08:002005-08-12T22:12:39.533+08:00<font face="tahoma"><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;" ><o:p></o:p>Minsan, di ko maiwasan mainis at matawa at the same time. Baket? Heto nga at sasabihin ko. Mahilig ba kayo manood ng mga movies, anime, or TV? Pwes, here comes a big shock to you! Lahat ng pinapanood nyo, DEMONIC!!! </span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;">According to Evangelical Christians, ang mga movies na Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings, The Matrix, and many many more are demonic daw! So as anime at pati pa si Spongebob dinamay na rin. They say, they are all inspired by the devil himself (yikes…). So ibig sabihin ba nun pag nanood ka ng ganun, demonic ka na rin? (yikes…) Pambihira kayo! Maluluge mga sinehan at TV station sainyo nyan! That is of course kung may gunggong na maniniwala. Tanga tanga nalang nila kung titigil na sila sa panood ng movies at TV dahil lang sinabi na DEOMONIC daw yung mga yun. Unless evangelical ka rin, syempre maniniwala ka, kasi pag di ka naniwala sa mga ganun masusunog ka sa impyerno. Better not watch those kinds of movies than to be burned in hell. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Mga ungas! Subukan nyo kaya manood ng movie na walag kontrabida. Mula umpisa hanggang matapos ang 2 hours na pelikula na walang antagonist, lahat bida. Not unless, of course, kung may engot na movie director na gagawa nun. Pucha manood sya mag-isa nya!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;">In addition to that, halos lahat ng nilalaro nyong games sa PC, PS1, PS2, Xbox, etc. are demonic din daw!! (yikes…) Maniniwala naman kaya ang mga adik? Oh isa pa yan, kaya ka daw naaadik kasi naimpluwensyahan ka na raw ni satanas! Hala lagot na… Tas nabalitaan ko lang resently na pati pala ang idol kong si Shaider demonic din. Ang tagasupil ng kasamaan! Tagapagligtas ng naaapi! Deym! Basahin nyo nga ng mabuti bible nyo at kumpara nyo sa mga sinasabi nyong demonic. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:red;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"The most detestable wickedness, the most horrid cruelties, and the greatest miseries that have afflicted the human race have had their origin in this thing called revelation, or revealed religion. It has been the most destructive to the peace of man since man began to exist. Among the most detestable villains in history, you could not find one worse than Moses, who gave an order to butcher the boys, to massacre the mothers and then rape the daughters. One of the most horrible atrocities found in the literature of any nation. I would not dishonor my Creator's name by attaching it to this filthy book." [Thomas Paine, "The Age of Reason"]</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Tas ngayun kami nanaman nakita nyo! Pati kami demonic na rin! Wala ba kayong magawang matino? Basta nalang kayo mag-aakusa ng kung ano ano di nyo naman mapatunayan. Langya eh di nyo nga mapatunayan na may dyos tapos demonyo pa kaya? Eh samantalang dyos nyo mismo gumawa ng demonyo. Kung akusahan nalang din lang ang pag-uusapan, sakanya rin mismo nangaling ang kasamaan eh. . Sinabi ng dyos nyo na “wag kayo papatay ng kapwa” tas maya maya uutusan ka pumatay. Kita nyo naman lagi nalang tinutulungan ng dyos si david na manalo sa <st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">gera</st1:city></st1:place> at pumatay ng libolibong kapwa. Eh dyos nyo rin nagturo kung papano pumatay ng walang awa eh! Dyos nyo rin nagturo ng <st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">gera</st1:city></st1:place>! Dyos nyo rin nagturo kung pano man-rape! At di lang yun, marami pa nyan sa bible! Tapos isisisi nyo to lahat sa demonyo na di nyo rin mapatunayan na totoo. Halata naman naglaro lang ng “Command And Conquer: Red Alert 2” ang dyos nyo eh. Para lang kayong mga GI na uto-uto.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Problema sainyo masyado kayo sigurado sa “totoo” nyo. Palagay ko kahit magpakita na mismo ang dyos nyo sainyo di parin kayo maniniwala eh. Sasabihin nyo:</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">“hindi ikaw ang dyos! Nililinlang mo lang kami demonyo ka! Hindi magpapakita samin ang tunay na dyos kaya di mo kami maloloko”</span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Tatanong nyo ngayun kung bat ko nasabi yun? Kasi lahat nalang ng makita nyo demonic eh. Ayusin nyo buhay nyo!</span></p></font>Dexter Vanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09465791974808013468noreply@blogger.com