Got Chutzpah!?!

OH NOEZ!! wherz iz Katiez Furry Mewz??

2009-11-14T01:23:00.000-08:00

Bootsie!! Where did our Bloggie goh!?
Lets lookin dehr... Any body dehr?

.......OH NOEZ!!! Bootsie,
I told u not to roll around on da keybord!

Dis not Katiez Furry Mewz!?!
Dis our old Got Chutzpah Site...

http://chutzpah33.blogspot.com/

iz now our old bloggie!!

Waz u lookin fur Katiez Furry Mewz too?

We iz still here... just our linkie changed!!

To finds our blog agin, pleze clik our noo web name and change ur Linkies, Google Reader and Blog Lists to http://katiezfurrymewz.blogspot.com/ !

Purrz,
Da Katie Katz at
Katiez Furry Mewz!

Moovie! Kittiez Singing Dey Gots da Joy Joy Joy Down in dehr harts!

http://katiezfurrymewz.blogspot.com/2009/11/joy-joy-joy-4-caturday.html

Brave Cat

2008-05-13T00:04:00.000-07:00

To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside;
Who fears to ask, doth teach to be deny'd.

- Robert Herrick, English lyric poet (1591 - 1674)

I Want my Dada... yeah, me too.

2007-10-09T08:51:00.000-07:00

Been spending my blogging time commenting at Huffington post.

For some odd reason, one of my comments got approved for my KidSister profile, but hasn't shown in the commentary section of I Want My Dada* yet.

So here is the scoop:

For the past month or so, Richard Belzer, my dear brother of comedy is blogging again. Finally, after one measly but brilliant post on July Fourth several years ago.

Can't help but wonder if my comically shy encouragement last year that he publically share his opinions -- stage fright and bonking my head and all -- had a wee bit of influence...

Anyway, I usually traipse over to Huffington Post after umpteen dozen comments have posted on one of his new essays... study out the psychological commentary pattern of the top of the bell shaped curve before leaving my personal replies....

Well one of my replies from a previous essay just ain't showing yet, while two comments I later posted on his newest essay did! I've decided to post here and forever tie my stage name to a bit of political tongue in cheek opinion. So there...

(Now leave me alone before I bonk you in the head with Kathy Griffin's Emmy. She thinks her statue is God, you know...)

The Dada Essay:*

The first World War was sold as -- and thought to be -- a noble, necessary endeavor that was to end all wars. Soon it became evident that this first-mechanized war was a heartbreakingly horrific slaughter house of epic proportions.

The senseless decimation of virtually all the young men who -- with fervor and patriotism -- eagerly enlisted to "defend" their nation so repelled a group of artists and writers that they felt compelled to question the very meaning and purpose of artistic and cultural values.

Thus the Dada Movement was born. All (so-called) modern thought was called into question. It was reasoned at that point in history we had become so barbarous that precious human life was chillingly expendable for the most ill-conceived and deceptive purposes.

Today, this is all known too well by many and ignored by just as many more.

When the government and its citizens are in a witting and unwitting dance of death with the media play the tune, I implore, I compel, and I all but beg those in the creative community to once again question and challenge and redefine the purpose of culture and its affect.

I want my Dada!

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Kid Sister reply to Cid's Comment (showing)

"All evil needs to succeed is for good men to stand by and do nothing."

Yet are the true evildoers those who force their perverted views on others through acts of terrorism and unspeakably horrendous violence?

Or those who enable these perverted fiends through financial support and protection, then move them around like animated chess pieces?

Even a pawn can find the king and checkmate him... yet who is the "king" in this fowl play for globalistic unity?

These are my DaDa questions.

Wikipedia has an article about the DaDa movement, but it doesn't pinpoint the origin of the name, save that "Dada in French is a child's word for hobby-horse. In French the colloquialism, c'est mon dada, means it's my hobby."

Another intriguing statement in the article: "New York Dada lacked the disillusionment of European Dada and was instead driven by a sense of irony and humor."

I never met my Dada.

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Cid's Reply to KS (showing)

Can't both be? At times, can't we all be?

A good artist knows that there is no black or white, just varying shades of grey.

It's unfortunate that we, as a nation, seem to be turning such a dark shade lately.

What makes it really shameful...is how quiet "We the People" have been through it all.
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Kid Sister reply to Cid (not showing)

This comment is pending approval and won't be displayed until it is approved.

"A good artist knows there is no black or white, just varying shades of grey."

My cats would have a debate with you on that. My oldest (18yr) looks black, but his fur is very deep, dark brown. My youngest is a black and white tuxedo. Her black hue is blue. (And my longhaired Siamese's Mommy was a Russian Blue shade of grey too...)

A good artist works with grey... a brilliant artist works with spectrums of light and colour. Ex: Thomas Kinkade.

True, no pure black or pure white exists on earth. Pure white is terminally blinding. Pure black is an entirely absolute lack of light spectrum reflecting into the retina of our eyes: a galactic black hole.

"Can't both be (evil)? At times, can't we all be?"

Yes, both (sides of the coin that I mentioned) are an evil we're all capable of... but I choose to say I will not kill nor kill myself today.

There is no such thing as pure evil. Pure evil does not exist... Evil can't create anything -- only twist creation, distort facts, misrepresent truth -- so deceptively captivating. Always a bit of truth there -- the luring cheese in the mousetrap.

Look at the evil man all gone from Iraq. Ain't it "wunderfull?" But what mousetrap are our wonderful leaders panhandling?

"...we as a nation, seem to be turning such a dark shade lately."

Lately? With due respect to fellow artists... (and clevelandchick about Derek Hess "Armageddon Has Been Canceled Because The Tickets Didn't Sell")

What about the last 40+ years?

Our nation's been gradually turning a darker shade way before 911 -- like the experiment with the frog in cold water. Slowly turn up the heat and the frog just happily gets used to the pot's changing temperature until boiling to death.

It is "shameful how quiet 'We the People' have been" for decades upon decades.

The dumbing down of the masses has prevailed at least since our dear essayist was in public school (initiated by such historical icons of education as John Dewey).

Like so few of We the People, Richard refused to be educationally lobotomized by that govern-mentally challenged school system.

Kind Regards,

A lobotomy-free artistic survivor of the American public schools,

-Kid Sister to A Comedian.

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*I Want My Dada © by Richard Belzer and only reprinted here for educational purposes only....

Kookie Kutter

2007-03-18T23:54:00.000-07:00

"I'm one of the quirky kooks God threw together
from the leftover dough...
after He made all the kookie kutter people."

- Kat-Renee Kittel,
kid sister to a comedian.

Intelligence

2007-02-25T06:33:00.000-08:00

If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Austrian philosopher (1889 - 1951)

Boo Bear Gonna Be 18!!

2007-02-13T15:26:00.000-08:00

Puzzles' Spunky Bear, Exec Jr. CEO

Born Good Friday, March 1989.

---
(Certifiedly Eccentric & Ornery)

Faith Vs Clippy

2007-01-21T19:16:00.000-08:00

(Thanks, Dennis Miller -- I needed that.)

See http://www.imagegenerator.net/browse/clippy/score/35383/
But as Miller would say: "Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong."

Bizarre Bazaar

2006-12-13T10:03:00.000-08:00

Turnabout's Fair Play -- Time To Pray

2006-12-03T00:51:00.000-08:00

Time For Hanukkah....

Rededication to the G-d of Miracles
&

.Joseph in Potipher's House

.Keep Smiling... Please

NEXT STOP --- PURIM & Esther in the Court of the King.

Tee Hee

2006-11-06T03:17:00.000-08:00

That's me on the right.
(Shyly smile...)

To Cliche or Not Cliche

2006-09-24T22:37:00.000-07:00

Cliches are like beating a dead horse

…or running a subject into the ground

...or dulling a sharp pencil.

Perhaps when the rubber hits the road

…when in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Still I suppose we could just let sleeping dogs lie

...but my cat might have your tongue,
'cause he always tells the truth.

Yet I might just be pulling your leg.

http://www.findcliches.com/wordphrases.htm

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I Will Remember

2006-09-11T12:44:00.000-07:00

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
Charles Dickens, English novelist (1812 - 1870)

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Cat 911

2006-08-27T00:30:00.000-07:00

"SVU, Detective Munch."

“Hello, Special Victim's Unit? I can't find my kitten. I think he's been cat-napped…”

“Sorry Ma'am, that's not a police job. Try PETA.”

“But you don't understand... this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.”

‘Well, you'd better hang up, Ma'am. He may be trying to call you right now.”

Read Cat calls 911

Safe Journey

2006-07-31T13:36:00.000-07:00

Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow.
Pain nourishes your courage.
You have to fail in order to practice being brave.

Mary Tyler Moore, Actress (1936 - )

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No act of kindness no matter how small is ever wasted.
- Aesop, The Lion & the Mouse.

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Nose To Nose

2006-07-11T09:47:00.000-07:00

June 9, 2006 - Richard Belzer & Jerry Lewis
New York, Friar's Club Roast for Jerry's 80th. The Belz, hosting.

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My Big Brothers of Comedy
(Thanks for being there.)

=^..^=

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You're alive. Do something.
The directive in life, the moral imperative is so uncomplicated,

that it can be expressed in single words, not complete sentences.

It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act.

~Barbara Hall, A Summons to New Orleans, 2000

Mental Health Hotline

2006-05-20T06:03:00.000-07:00

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.

If you are Obsessive/Compulsive: Press 1 repeatedly.

If you are Co-Dependent: Ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have Multiple Personalities: Press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are Paranoid: We know what you are and what you want.
Stay on the line and we’ll trace your call.

If you are Delusional: Press 7 and your call will be transferred to the Mother ship.

If you are Schizophrenic: Listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are Depressive: It doesn’t matter which number you press.
No one will answer you.

If you are Dyslexic: Press 6 9, 6 9, 6 9, 6 9

If you have a Nervous Disorder: Please fidget with the hash key until the beep.
After the beep, please wait for the beep.

If you have a Short-Term Memory Loss: Please try your call again later.

If you have Low Self-Esteem: Hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.

http://www.bigblueball.com/misc/voice_mail.mp3

Humor Is A Rubber Sword

2006-05-16T02:50:00.000-07:00

......

Humor is a rubber sword -
It allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
-- Mary Hirsch

Keep It Simple Stupid

2006-05-05T07:02:00.000-07:00

"Brevity is the soul of wit"
-William Shakespeare, Hamlet

That Fell Down

2006-05-01T16:05:00.000-07:00

"The act evolves out of yourself--but not intellectually. It gathers emotionally inside you, in a strange way a by-product of struggle, of a willingness to do anything, try anything, expose yourself to anything--staying in motion. Because sooner or later those ripples will cause change. This paying your dues, appearing again and again and again on every sort of stage in front of every kind of audience, until you gradually acquire technique and stage identity, which is not you, but has your passion, your hurts, your angers, your particular humour.

This is a birth process, and it can be painful."

-Joan Rivers, Enter Talking.

Proceed with Caution = Full Speed Ahead

2006-04-23T16:42:00.000-07:00

"A friend once asked me what comedy waz.
That floored me. What iz comedy? I don't know.
Duz anybody? Can you define it?
All I know iz that I learned how to get laughs,
and that's all I know about it.
You have to learn what people will laugh at,
then proceed accordingly."

- Stan Laurel

Happy Passover

2006-04-14T19:33:00.000-07:00

(cHag sameach... or just go hug somebody.)

UNTIL NEXT WEEK.

FOR YOUR FUNNI PLEASURE --- Click below for A Passover Card:

WHO LET THE JEWS OUT???
(wasn't me.)

From Schlepping Through The Alps by Sam Apple

The Not Ready 4 Comedy Club Playerz

2006-04-08T21:33:00.000-07:00

The Laughter Safety Valve Commission Preezents:

Two Gents & Reni in

A Street Performance of

GOT CHUTZPAH???

(or Three friendz making total foolz of themselvez)

Jay Ulin (Saxophone), Kat-Renée Kittel (Clarinet)
& The Guy Who Doesn't Play an Instrument

And You Thought Your Day Waz Bad...

2006-04-08T13:04:00.000-07:00

Why Parents Have Gray Hair

The boss of a big company called his network engineer on his day off about an emergency that had to be taken care of right away.

After dialing the employee’s home phone number, he heard a child's whisper.

"Hello?"

Slightly annoyed by having a child pick up the phone, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?”

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

"No," came the whispered answer.

Trying another tactic he ventured, "Is your Mommy there?

"Yes," came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Surely an adult had to be monitoring the kid. "Is there anyone there besides you?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

The boss frowned, bewildered. "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the quiet answer.

The boss heard a very loud whirring roar through the earpiece on the phone.
"What is that noise?"

"A hello copper," answered the still whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" The boss raised his voice, alarmed.

In quiet awe the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello copper."

The boss was out of patience, "Well, what in the world are they searching for?"

The young voice muffled a giggle, "Me."

Keeping Sane...

2006-04-04T19:39:00.000-07:00

Top twenty ways to stay sane among the Lemmings....

20. As often as possible, sit down in the check out line.
19. Every time someone asks you to do something say, "Is plastic okay?"
18. Replace decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
17. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
16. Every three days, tell your friends you can't attend their funeral because you're not in the mood.
15. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN.”
14. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
13. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go.”
12. Order a Diet Water with a serious face.
11. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
10. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds.”
9. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy.”
8. Don't use any punctuation.
7. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
6. Sing along at the opera.
5. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rocky Bottom.
4. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
3. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
2. When the money comes out of the ATM scream, "I won! I won!"

And the Number One Way to keep a healthy level of insanity—

Post this list and make someone laugh.

It’s called therapy.

A Dream of Roses

2006-03-31T19:46:00.000-08:00

Or not.

How Government Works...

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person at $18,000.00 a year for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions for $22, 000.00, and one person to do time studies for an additional $22,000.00 per year.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies for $31, 000.00 and one to write the reports for an additional $31,000.00 per year.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper for $35, 000.00 annual salary, and a payroll officer for an additional $35,000.00, then hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer at $155, 000.00 per year, Assistant Administrative Officer $125,000.00, and a Legal Secretary for an additional $100,000.00 per year.

Then Congress said, "We have had this operating for one year with a budget cost of $574, 000.00 and we are $18,000 over budget. We must cutback overall cost."

So they laid off the night watchman.