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Here in Chicago there is a new phenom occuring at ...

2004-07-03T10:33:00.000-07:00

Here in Chicago there is a new phenom occuring at my local movie house, the Davis Theater. This goes beyond 4-5 year old kids screaming, babies crying, and teens taking a leak. Thats right, I'm talking about retarded people. And I mean that literally.

For instance, a year or so ago we were at X2. We arrived a bit late and the previews had already begun. We meandered through the darkness until we found a couple of decent seats off to the side behind a woman and a couple kids. We are watching the show when some action starts and things aren't looking good for our X-men heroes. At this point, the woman in front of us clutches her head in her hands and starts screaming "OH NO!!" "AHHHHHH!!!" "OH NO!!!" "EWWWWWW". This continues throughout the show any time there is trouble on the screen. Mary and I are of course laughing hysterically because we think this is obviously some hardcore X-men superfan who is getting a little too into the whole thing. But no, when the curtain drops and the lights go on we discover that the woman is retarded. Naturally we felt bad for laughing once we discoverd this news, but we had no idea. Nowadays there is almost certainly a retarted person in the theater, laughing hysterically at the wall.

Just got back from seeing Spidey2 myself -- and ou...

2004-07-01T23:52:00.000-07:00

Just got back from seeing Spidey2 myself -- and our biggest beef were the 4 and 5 year olds. In addition to their random babbling, their mother thought she'd be sly and muffle her phone as it rang. Was it a normal ring? Of course not. sigh.
BUT - movie? Gooood. I enjoyed it (minus Dunst. bleh. never liked her) Fave parts - the elevator scene (Sparks!) and the elevated train action sequence. Graphics were blended quite well too.

If you live anywhere near Hollywood, you should ch...

2004-07-01T10:40:00.000-07:00

If you live anywhere near Hollywood, you should check out the Arclight. They started 21+ screenings on weekends that are great. And, you can buy a drink at the bar and bring it into the movie with you.

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2004-07-01T10:15:00.000-07:00

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- The Fantanas

I could go on for this for DAYS. Every SINGLE movi...

2004-07-01T07:10:00.000-07:00

I could go on for this for DAYS. Every SINGLE movie we have seen at Lincolnshire, there have been a group of slavic people (not the same everytime), who have to talk LOUDLY throughout the hole movie. They ruined our Matrix Revolutions experience not to mention Lord of the Rings. Why do people have to talk through a damn movie? And why is it SLAVIC people every DAMN time?

Another favorite was Dodgeball, and I am not making this up. After the movie was over and most of the credits, when we left, a teenager was hiding behind a seat and PEEING. You read that correctly.

Spidey was fun, but why bring 4 or 5 year olds to a PG-13 movie? In the hospital scene with DOC OCK, the one that Raimi beautifully did as a horror spoof, sent one of the kids screaming.