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A Wonderful Sayummy Day

2008-07-16T23:31:00.001-07:00

cuz Sayumi turned 19 the other day and I want to do "stuff" to her..like comb and smell her hair..ect..ect..

CJ's Video Of The Moment "Look Out, Alton Brown, Here Comes Mike Watt!" Edition

2008-07-16T21:42:00.000-07:00

Shoko Tan

2008-07-16T17:44:00.001-07:00

here Shoko Tan poses like Fujiya's mascot Peko Chan

I love you
for sentimental reasons
I hope you do believe me
I've given you my heart....

Shoko Tan X Ayaya X Megadeth

2008-07-15T17:40:00.001-07:00

Here Marty Friedman breaks down some of the dope instrumentation in Aya Matsura's song Ne e.
on Shoko Tan's show. Sugoi.

and then below is the soundtrack to my dreams

Sunday afternoon hijinx

2008-07-13T18:09:00.000-07:00

My Nakata jersey w/Yatagarasu & Piny St. Ayanami Rei

This is me trying to beat one of the bosses in Chapter 2 Oushi Hiraizumi level on Genji Dawn of the Samurai.
I decided to take video of this because it was scary for me.
This boss scared this shit out of me with her shrill laughter floating around with all her arms & blue scary skin!
She kinda looked like Kali that hindu god with all the arms all blue & stuff kowai yo! Scary shit man.
Really scary shit, I am scared of shit like that...

About halfway through this battle you can see me freaking out checking to see if I had any herb or medicine to increase/restore my health meter, but there was none....

Anyways after I took this video I finally beat her & she isn't as hard as what was waiting for me next...a GIGANTIC PHOENIX looking thing named Yatagarasu that breathed fire on my ass, cut me with razor sharp feathers & dive bombed me in my asshole with it's ginormous beak.

Interesting bit of trivia: Yatagarasu is the sun goddess Amaterasu's bird & Yatagarasu is featured in the emblem of the Japanese Football Association or Nihon Sakka Kyokai

Since I am broke as hell I am making due finishing up some of my old games, like this Genji game. Alot of people thought it was a mediocre game but I like it. Anytime you can play as Yoshitsune I am a fan.

Sight & Sound

2008-07-13T12:05:00.000-07:00

(turn your speakers up for this one)

Burnout battle

2008-07-13T00:14:00.000-07:00

watch until the end you will be rewarded

Mo' Shoko

2008-07-11T22:35:00.001-07:00

pic courtesy of Peter-san's blog from J-list.com..Shokotan stop by their booth at Anime Expo and picked up a few shirts...see what you missed Eriku!

Shoko Tan contest

2008-07-11T20:18:00.000-07:00

hellokittiekittie

hit her up, I'd like a Shoko Tan signature of my very own but I'm having a creative block on how I could make a video that can convey my love for Shoko Tan, a G rated video at least

F**k You, Miley!

2008-07-09T20:18:00.000-07:00

To paraphrase the late great George Carlin, Fuck Miley Cyrus in her asshole with a big rubber dick, then break it off inside her and beat her to death with the rest.

And the same thing goes for Dave Matthews.

Namie Do Me More......please

2008-07-09T00:00:00.000-07:00

this will soon be my favorite Namie PV of ALL TIME..and its another Vidal Sassoon commercial tie-in

and some preview clips found on youtube of the PV/cm for "Do Me More"

Diggin' In The Crates "Analog To Digital" Edition

2008-07-08T19:10:00.000-07:00

From a late-Sunday-night session at the YODC East Coast office, vinyl ripping of 45 RPM enka and kayokyoku goodness for The Vinyl Pagoda Project at Stuck In A Pagoda With Motoko Aoyama.

The initial stack of FIFTY 45RPM singles from which the Vinyl Pagoda Project is getting its start, many of them white-label promos. There is going to be some J-LP's involved, too:

Shoko Tan

2008-07-06T06:51:00.000-07:00

The impromptu shrine erected to commemorate this momentous occasion.
Ah if only my Kaiyodo Eva00 figure didn't get broken I would have been able to include it in the tribute!

On behalf of Shoko Tan I am taking this bitch over!
More covert AX footage from another brave soul NeiCHAMA on the tube.
Yeah it's blurry but this is just how the live performance would have looked through my tears of joy. Here my idol (that I will serve till the bloody end) sings the famous opening theme to Neon Genesis Evangelion "残酷な天使のテーゼ Zankoku na Tenshi no Tēze" or "The Cruel Angel's Thesis" dressed as Rei Ayanami. I cummed all over my jammies when I watched this.

Because not only am I a fan to my grave of Shoko Tan but I am also a fan of Neon Genesis Evangelion or if you wanna get technical Shin Seiki Evangelion, I spent a small fortune collecting the anime series on VHS which I eventually gave as a gift to a new anime fan I met (which I shouldn't have because she was a poser & so undeserving of the gift!). At the time I just couldn't bear to let a new anime fan go through life without viewing the modern classic.

Then I collected the series on dvd before selling it to raise money to go to Tokyo one year, then I downloaded the platinum edition with all the movies torrent style (hey I already bought the shit twice goddamnit, give me a break!).

Anyways this performance is awesome with the montage of anime images in the background & Shoko dressed as Rei OMG I love you Shoko Tan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoko Tan

2008-07-06T06:28:00.000-07:00

Thank you so much to fu3lfr3nzy on you tube for sharing this covert vid from Shoko's performance at AX. I know artists have to take certain precautions to protect their material & all but without this guys effort this little bit of Shoko Tan heaven would not have been delivered to me this day the year of our lord July the sixth 2008.

Check the awesomeness that is "Sukashikashi Pan Sukoshi Hen!" probably my most favorite song on Shoko Tan's Big Bang! album. It's like country hoedown kawaii Japanese girl goodness. Nah it's like Shoko Tan in a cowgirl get up, I should've bought that magazine when I had the chance...it's 1,000,000 times cuter than Petty Booka. Country style Shoko ribs with Tsuji's mansauce slathered on them. I love you shoko.

Shoko Tan

2008-07-06T05:08:00.000-07:00

kawaii girl of my dreams
every time I see this girl my eyes start to roll to the back of my head & my knees get weak
if I were at AX right now, & I did catch a glimpse of her I'd probably scream like a schoolgirl & start crying

in these pics I lifted from her blog (sorry Shoko) Shoko Tan is looking absolutely delicious, I'd like to eat her up with a little bit of ponzu sauce

such a tight little beautiful bod, oooh LA LA

New Namie!! HOT SHIT!!

2008-07-03T20:48:00.000-07:00

Artist: Namie Amuro
Single: Sexy Girl

Sexy Girl video DL

Shoko Tan

2008-07-03T15:29:00.001-07:00

The love of my life is in L.A. right now, I can't believe it....
What am I doing in the Bay?

UPDATE! Hot Pole Vaulter

2008-07-01T21:36:00.000-07:00

Around a year ago, we posted these famous photos of Allison Stokke, AKA The Hot Pole Vaulter:

Since then, she's turned 19, enrolled at Cal Berkeley, and grown into young, powerful womanhood - with the emphasis on "grown." I, for one, welcome the thicker, more brick house-esque Allison. But take a look and make the call for yourselves.

I find Taiwan very agreeable

2008-06-30T17:31:00.000-07:00

One of my favorite scenes from "Shanghai Kiss"
My favorite line in this scene "touch her smell"

Liam's cousin takes him out for a night on the town his first night in Taiwan.

yummy in my tummy

2008-06-29T05:02:00.001-07:00

Jeeja Yanin - The NEW Queen of YODC?

2008-06-25T22:36:00.000-07:00

Seeing as how I've taken it all upon myself to appoint the queen of our little world (and by the way, this isn't a democracy), it's not without deep thought and some regret that I have to bump my beloved Ayako Miyake from her throne.

You see, every once in a while Freefall Jones stops scratching himself long enough to show me something interesting, and late last year he sent me this movie trailer:

The movie is called Chocolate, it's Thai, and it's from the creator of Ong-Bak and Tom-Yum-Goong. Since I saw the trailer I became obsessed with the film and its young star. I was recently able to obtain a copy of Chocolate, and when I finished watching it I had only one thought: "The queen is dead. Long live The NEW Queen." Then I pleasured myself. Get ready to bow down to YODC royalty: Jeeja Yanin.

Yeah, yeah, I can hear the comments from the peanut gallery: "She looks like a kid!" "She's skinny!" "She doesn't have jiggly boobs!" Like Ms. Miyake, her queenliness lies in her ability to smash a human skull into tiny fragments, despite looking like something you could hold in the palm of your hand and blow into the wind like pixie dust. In Jeeja's (real name: Yanin Vismistananda) case, her skull smashing is done with her knees and elbows. She's a real-life taekwondo and muay thai expert. And jiggly boobs will be the last thing on your mind when she's KICKING YOU IN THE THROAT. In Chocolate, Jeeja uses no stunt double and no CG effects. Simply put, this sweet little sprite is F'N DEADLY. Keep that in mind, and you may just feel like pleasuring yourself to these adorable photos (*cough*CRAIG*cough*).

Oh yeah, Chocolate is absolutely mind-blowing. The trailer does not do it justice. I will have a full review of it soon. Until then, we salute you, our NEW Queen!

A Very Special Pic of the Day

2008-06-25T11:17:00.000-07:00

Happy 22nd Birthday Aya...I want to hump you like there's no tomorrow

The Indisputable Truth about Women, “Romance” and why you will never ever get a girlfriend. Chapter 5 – Part 5

2008-06-23T22:03:00.000-07:00

WARNING: Hmmm…there’s really nothing to warn you about here. But that’s no reason to stray from tradition, is it?

This final Myth of Man is one that cuts me deeply. Almost as deeply as the stench of Freefall Jones after he’s stood in the sun for 15 minutes. Because it’s one of the building blocks behind The Indisputable Truth. For years I’ve pondered its meaning. Is it truthful? What causes people to perpetuate it? After years of intense deliberation, I’ve dissected it and found it to be one of the most insulting, degrading, and baseless insults a human being can deliver.

5. “Neediness”

Like all the other Myths of Man, it is not the existence of Neediness that’s false; it’s people’s use of it that has become completely skewed. The definition of Neediness according to the American Heritage dictionary is as follows:

Being in need; impoverished.
Wanting or needing affection, attention, or reassurance, especially to an excessive degree.

It’s obviously the second definition we want to focus on here, but the first one needs to be kept in mind. I’m guessing if you haven’t been referred to as “needy” in your lifetime, you’ve heard the term used in a relationship context before (“clingy” or “stalking” are other variations of it). And what does it mean? If you’re a man, it means that you’re devoted to a girl and want to spend time with her to the point of being extremely irritating. Here are two recent examples of the term being used from my own workplace:

A) A single female coworker of mine (who is in her mid-30s) was telling me about a man she met online. I asked her how the relationship, which was still in the phone call-only stage, was proceeding and what this man was like. Her response – “He’s nice. What I like about him is that he’s not needy; we only have to talk on the phone once a week.”

B) A male coworker (in his early 30s) was telling me about a very attractive young girl that he had been dating for roughly two weeks (and yes, everyone at work comes to me when they want to discuss their relationships). He was going on about how gorgeous she was and what a great body she had. I jokingly said, “So you’re only calling her three times a day, right?” He quite vehemently replied “No. I don’t call her. I haven’t called her one time. I don’t want to act all needy. So I might text her, but I don’t call her.”

So what is to be learned from my coworkers? Yes, if you want to speak to a girl on the phone more than once a week, or at all for that matter, you’re a needy man. If you’re thinking about calling that special girl tonight and it hasn’t been more than a week, ABORT YOUR PLAN. If you’re on the phone with her right now, HANG UP DAMN IT! You’re entering the land of neediness!

Okay, these examples are extreme, but they do illustrate a point. The two coworkers I referenced are about as different from each other in personality as two human beings can be, and I gave their ages to show that they are not immature, inexperienced children. The point to be found is that the insipid word, Neediness, has become a complete monster. It’s gotten to the point that two full-grown adults are throwing it around at the thought of speaking on the phone. And the chief commonality here is that it’s the MAN who has to avoid being needy.

My female coworker was ready to lose interest in her online friend if he phoned her twice. My male coworker stopped himself from calling a girl he was clearly smitten with because of his fear of being needy. Women have gotten men so defensive about appearing clingy that men are fighting their natural emotions and stifling their feelings.

Yes, excessive contact can become annoying and sometimes frightening to a woman. But what is excessive? The aforementioned “calling three times a day” would probably qualify. But twice in a week? That’s what men have to deal with in this day and age.

The worst part of the Myth of Neediness is that when a girl uses it to describe a man, she’s doing so much more than just saying “he wants to spend more time together than I’d like to.” Look at definition #1 from the American Heritage Dictionary. It says impoverished. As in poor. Wanting. Like a hobo. A bum. Women look at men that actually want to spend time with them as desperate, guilty of the unforgivable sin of not having other romantic options. Unfortunately, men have bought into the belief that trying to be a gentleman, or being up front and not playing mind games (hey, you gave me your number, so I’m going to use it to CALL YOU! What a concept!) makes a guy some kind of weakling or “wussy.”

Listen ladies - maybe that guy is calling you not because he needs to talk to you, but because he wants to. Maybe he simply enjoys conversing with you. Maybe he bought you that gift because he thinks it would make you happy, and making you happy makes him happy. It has nothing to do with being weak or being devoid of options. The female chemical imbalance that we established in Chapter 1 creates women like my coworker, who considers calling more than once weekly a form of Neediness. Instead of blaming her ridiculous judgment on her own insanity, she blames the man and diminishes him for being “needy.” It needs to stop, but since women will most likely never stop being insane, men need to wise up and stop playing into it.

Men, never lose sight of the truth: if a woman is attracted to you, she will display that to you. But don’t feel ashamed to return her affections. While it’s probably suitable to wait a day or two after getting her phone number before calling her (although she’ll probably call you first), don’t think that acting on your desire to contact her or make her happy makes you weak in any way. Treating a woman nicely and with respect doesn’t mean you are needy, despite what women (and some men) believe and want you to believe. If a girl should leave you because of your “neediness,” she is the one with the character flaw, not you. She will never admit that she is at fault, so she’ll have to emasculate you. Again, her flaw, not yours.

So, the postscript on my two coworkers?

A) My female coworker soon broke off her fledgling relationship with that particular man. Perhaps he had the audacity to phone her twice within seven days. She ended up seriously dating another man for about a month, before he cut off contact with her. She called him frequently with no response for over a month. He finally called her to tell her that he wasn’t ready for the “pressure of being a boyfriend,” and that they needed to “take a break.” She’s still waiting for the break to be over.

B) My male coworker dated his beautiful girlfriend for several weeks, constantly talking about her and showing pictures of her to all of us at work, before she unexpectedly gave him the “let’s just be friends” speech after returning from a family vacation. Keeping true to female form, she stopped speaking to him altogether and they are no longer friends. The life was crushed out of him temporarily, but he’s back on the prowl, and hopefully not being “needy” enough to actually call any women.

So Chapter 5 finally comes to an end. The Myths of Man have been exposed and smashed into dust. And what are they, again?

1. Game
2. C-blocking
3. The Wingman
4. Platonic Friends
5. Neediness

Remember them. Write them down. Tattoo them across your knuckles if you have to, but never lose sight of them. The further you get away from them, the closer you will be to achieving complete manhood.

But why do men create such destructive myths? It comes from the male’s intense need to feel that he has control of romantic/sexual/courtship situations. Rather than admit that he’s completely at the mercy of women, he develops ghosts like “Game” and “The Wingman” to stand by his side and give him confidence. “Am I just plain lucky to be better looking than other guys? Nope, I have Game.” “Were my buddy and I just in the right place at the right time? Nope, he was my Wingman and we worked together to get laid.” “Hey, she dumped me because of my Neediness, not my physical unattractiveness, so if I get rid of the Neediness, women will like me!” Please, for your own sake, drop the Myths and embrace reality. And don’t start tomorrow. Start now.

Believe it or not, The Indisputable Truth is in its home stretch. But the next entry may turn it upside down. Come back soon for Chapter 6: “EXCEPTIONS to The Indisputable Truth (No Way!).”

SIMPLY MESMERISING

2008-06-18T22:30:00.000-07:00

I've watched this clip many MANY times

I'm SOOOO glad my Mikitty's back...now bring back GAM damnit!!

Cali Reggae

2008-06-17T17:39:00.000-07:00

The Aggrolites "Mr. Misery"
Some of Cali's finest reggae.

"Free Time"

Aggrolites come fe mash it up