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Congratulations GOLDEN TATE.... ALL-AMERICAN!!

2009-12-03T08:51:00.000-08:00

First AFCA All-American from Notre Dame on Offense since 1993 .... ending a SIXTEEN YEAR DROUGHT!! NEVER doubt the LADS!!

GLORY!!

What I love most about our incoming new coach is

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his FIRE!!

He's got that DRIVE that is INFECTIOUS, like H1N1, call it NDNo.1, that will lead us .... TO GLORY!!

Captain Jack is playing chess and everyone else is playing checkers

2009-12-01T09:32:00.000-08:00

Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
Tired of livin' in your one horse town
Like to find out where some GLORY abounds
For a while

So you turn on ESPN and eat refried beans
And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
It's like some silly recruiting magazine
And you smile

Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your National Championship
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Take the ND job and you'll be smilin'

Your AD's gone out, ain't that great
You just sit around and ruminate
The phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait
For that call

So you sit on the couch in your Nike clothes
And you look so polished from your visor to your toes
But still your finger's gonna flip off Corso
After all

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your National Championship
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Tane the ND job 'n' you'll be smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah

So you decide to take a bowl holiday
You got your bowl ring and your brand new Chevrolet
Ah but there's no teams to play anyway
And what for...

You've got everything, but nothing's cool
They've just found your QB in a betting pool
And you guess you won't be going back to that school
Anymore...

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your National Championship
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Take that ND job 'n' you'll be smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah

So you watch your gamefilm and you do your squats
And you meet your AD in the parking lot
Oh, but still you're aching for the things you have not got
What went wrong...

And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
And why you've got to keep boosters in style and overfed
Well, ND hasn't hired a great coach since Father Ted
And that's too long...

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your National Championship
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Take the ND job 'n' you'll be smilin'
Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight

I am SO happy right now that I just invited Pee Wee Peet Carol to meet me behind the old Chevron Station in Hermosa ...

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for free hugs!!

And I don't even care that his last name is a girl's name!!

Stone.

I am IN LOVE with our future!!

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I would like to take our future out to dinner, a movie, some ice cream and coffee and then HAVE MY WAY with our future back at the compound!!

I'd like 100,000 marbles please, AND A FREAKIN NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN JANUARY 2011!!

This is gonna be ..... GREAT!!

My Friends..... HERE .... COMES ....

2009-11-29T09:03:00.000-08:00

THE GLORY!!

A HOME RUN!! A TRUE "MOON SHOT" from just up the road from where Eddie and some friends of ours got it all started!!

GLORY!! GLORY!! GLORY!!

The Media Roll-out is being planned AS WE SPEAK!!

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It differ from past transition in many key aspects.

It will be GLORIOUS!!

This remains true today....

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DESTROY THE HOOKAH-BAR FREAKS IN A CHRISTIAN MANNER!!

The LEVIATHAN is AWAKENING on the Northern Indiana Plains...

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and the rest of the college football world SHUDDERS IN FEAR!!

GLORY!! GLORY!! GLORY!!

I am WEEPING WITH JOY at the thought of it.

Notre Dame will not lose FOR THE NEXT DECADE!!

Put that IN STONE!! I guarantee it and stake my ENTIRE REPUTATION ON IT!!

And it will start with the UTTER DOMINATION of the Hookah Bar patronizing, GLEE-loving PANZIES at StanTURD!!

What is my deal?? YOUR DESTRUCTION, you robber-baroned-financed NANCY BOYS!!

NOTRE DAME 113 Stanturd... WEEPING

I am breaking out the FOUR year old Nyquil (still with Psuedo-Ephedrine) for this Thanksgiving!!

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We have LOTS to give Thanks for this year!!

Great things really do come from MALLS!!

The Friends of Ours came THROUGH!!

GLORY!! GLORY!! GLORY!!

I know have MULTIPLE SOURCE CONFIRMATION!!

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It is a HOME RUN -- a "MOON" SHOT!!

GLORY!! GLORY!! GLORY!!

I will disclose the following...

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1. The DEAL is done.

2. It WILL be better.

3. I LOVE the LADS.

4. 2011 = NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.

5. God. Bless. Eddie and gifts He has bequeathed to all friends of ours.

S T O N E!!

Consummatum est

2009-11-14T23:38:00.001-08:00

Glory!! Never Doubt the LADS!!

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What a comeback!!

Does anyone doubt that but for a corrupt decision we would have converted on 4th and 16?? Golden Tate anyone??

I count this as a WIN!!

One more... FOR the PANTHEON!!

The HEART!! The GUTS!! The MOXY!!

These LADS are GLORIOUS!!

Notre Dame is Beautiful

2009-11-11T22:07:00.000-08:00

...and the Lads will DOMINATE Pitt!!

I LOVE this time of year....and I LOVE THE LADS. And I'm not ashamed to say it. And I'm not ashamed to say I like DUran Duran.

It is on the move AS WE SPEAK...

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to Pittsburgh. Getting things set up for the game next week, or ..... something else??

SO PROUD OF THE LADS!!

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These guys NEVER QUIT!! DO NOT EVER COUNT OUT THE LADS!!

JOINT CLAUSEN/TATE/FLOYD shared Heisman

Otherwise, a GLORIOUS performance, and I am checking the record-books, but in terms of the Pantheon, so far it appears that Coach Weis is the first coach in NOTRE DAME's STORIED HISTORY to ever lead his team to a RECOVERED on-sdie POST-SAFETY free kick!!

GLory shall be OURS!!

I love our Armed Service Men and Women, but I have to say, the Midshipmen

2009-11-01T20:58:00.000-08:00

are heading into an IRISH BUZZSAW!!

Navy's sailors deserve great respect. They go all out for 60 minutes and never give up.

We can expect that the will TRIPLE TEAM Rudolph, meaning that OUR ENDS will be COVERED WITH SEAMEN!!

We can expect them to bring heavy pressure on our QB, meaning that CLAUSEN will have SEAMEN IN HIS FACE ALL DAY LONG!!

However, our Fourth Quarter showing against USC defense has given us incredible confidence, so the BURSTING OF THE TROJANS means the field will be LITTERED WITH SPENT SEAMEN!!

We love Navy. But Midshipmen simply won't cut it against the Irish. Even the Topshipmen won't get it done.

ND 69 Navy 6 Russia 0

Stone.

As Proof of what a HUUUUUUUGE, signature win this BC win was....

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This is the FIRST TIME that a Choo Choo Charlie Weis-led Notre Dame team beat an opponent who (1) had a better record than ND at the start of the game, (2) had at least 5 wins at the time of the game, and (3) was at least 3 games over .500 at the start of the game!!

Let me say that again: This is the FIRST TIME that a Choo Choo Charlie Weis-led Notre Dame team beat an opponent who (1) had a better record than ND at the start of the game, (2) had at least 5 wins at the time of the game, and (3) was at least 3 games over .500 at the start of the game!!

Now THAT is beyond "discernable progress," that is pure domination.

For the third time in two calendar years, Notre Dame beat a regular-season opponent who had a better record. The Lads are ON FIRE on the road to what would be C-Dub's FOURTH BCS Bowl berth -- THREE TIMES more than any prior Notre Dame head football coach.

He is indeed, in the PANTHEON!!

Tears of JOY are STREAMING down my face!!

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NEVER DOUBT THE LADS!!

The lads have ICEWATER in their veins and the GBot has a HEAVY DOSE OF MICROELECTRONIC COOLANT!!

The Streak is .... OVER!!

We took on a TOUGH team who coming into the game had a better record than us and WOODSHEDDED THEM!!

Charlie Weis is ... IN THE PANTHEON (but we still need to fix the silicon leak)!!

This is going to be the most enjoyable Notre Dame football season EVER!!

The Cardiac Kids just let the other team stick around and then RIP THEIR COLLECTIVE HEARTS OUT (in a Christian fashion).

We are on the way to the BCS!!

Our first BCS Bowl of the year, as be do the Boston College STOMP!!

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BC S-tinks!!

ND 515 BC o

STONE!!

SO PROUD of the LADS!!

2009-10-17T22:56:00.000-07:00

NEVER DOUBT THE LADS!!

The playcalling by the G-Bot was OFF THE HOOK!!

USC defense had given an average of 8 points per game against the likes of former Top 10 teams Ohio State and Cal and the lads hung 27 on 'em!! USC had given up only 3 TDs in 5 games and we nearly had 3 in just the FOURTH QUARTER!! A LEVIATHAN is building on the Northern Indiana Plains and the College Football World..... IS SHAKIN!!

ND's offense=UNSTOPPABLE!!

11-2....BCS Bowl win on the HORIZON!!

Put it .... IN STONE!!

GLORY!! GLORY!! GLORY!! the SMACKDOWN COMETH!!

2009-10-14T03:51:00.000-07:00

USC is going DOWN!!

They are TERRIFIED in Los Angeles. I repeat....TERRIFIED!!

They have looked at the tape and declared .... "we can't beat the Irish."

Pee Wee Peet has already declared that the first order of business is to find a comfy spot on the lockerroom carpet for post-game consolation spooning with Barkley.

Stone.

I am willing to PUT IT ON THE LINE!!

2009-10-12T08:54:00.000-07:00

After careful study, analysis and consideration, I am willing to proffer the following:

Without condition, restriction or limitation, I GUARANTEE a Notre Dame win on Saturday of USC.

That is a 100% Guarantee.

Not only to I guarantee a win, I guarantee that Notre Dame will win by FOUR TOUCHDOWNS!!

And lastly, I guarantee that Pee Wee Peet Carol, whose last name is a girl's name, will utter the following: "Now I finally see why I failed at New England and why Choo Choo Charlie Weis was able to lead those Patriot offenses to 3 Super Bowls in 4 years, a coaching resume that makes mine look like that of a Pee Wee coach, and considering I am so little, Pee Wee is an apt prefix for my name, and whilst on the subject, I shouls also confirm internet rumors that yes, indeed, my last name is in fact a girl's name. Now please excuse me because I must now spoon with Barkley on the lockkerroom floor and then I still have to deal with the earful I'm sure to get from Mustain's mom."

I have now had an opportunity to review game tape/clippings of every Notre Dame game ever played...

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and having run the numbers and considered the intangibles, it is clear that today's win over Washington was quite simply ....

THE GREATEST WIN IN NOTRE DAME HISTORY!!

Choo Choo Charlie Weis has added to his PANTHEONIC resume. On the day Rockne's statue was unveiled, the GBot's greatness was unveiled for all to see. To honor both, I think I may remove the muu' muu in front of the window for my own homagic unveiling.

Stone.