tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14452487.post-3197130718442030642007-02-05T15:47:00.000+08:002007-02-06T00:22:55.410+08:00Terrorist Bloggers!Folks,<br /><br /><a href="http://singaporeelection.blogspot.com/2007/02/pap-declares-war-on-netizen-moments.html">Recently it was announced that the rulers of Singapore are embarking on a 'counter insurgency' campaign against bloggers who don't post items in favour of the ruling class</a>. YES, they actually are calling bloggers like mr brown and others 'insurgents', which is of course a euphemism for 'terrorists'. I suppose the Evil Atheist is guilty as well, while certainly not attracting an audience of millions that the others command, has his own fanatical following of three. Two of whom aren't even family members!<br /><br />Now normally the Evil Atheist would love it that an establishment figure like the gubmint of Singapore is actually calling a bunch of bloggers 'terrorists'. The Evil Atheist would love to disagree with the government, pointing out the numerous blogs out there that exist that point out real, honest criticism of government policy, sites that really seem to exist solely to inform and educate the normally compliant and desensitised local populace about real issues in an unbiased manner. The government was making it too easy for bloggers, or so I thought. <br /><br />It was then that I saw the number of hits I got for an entry on Shaila Nair and Paris Hilton I posted barely hours ago. <br /><br />It was then that I reviewed some of the entries and nominees for the Shitblog Awards (2007).<br /><br />It was then that I rememberd that for inexplicable reason, a peroxided psuedo-blonde chinese girl is one of the most read sites on the internet.<br /><br />I therefore change my stand. If the Singapore government can promise me that they would play their part in ensuring the elimination of these floating turds in our gene pool, I would heartily support their 'counter insurgency'. <br /><br />If the Singapore government will promise me a Xiaxue-free internet, I would even chip in with a few bucks to aid the 'war effort'.<br /><br />If the Singapore government is willing to publicly execute every person who asks for crappy videos of bad fucking, or who searches for that stuff in my blog I would heartily laud their efforts and even stop making fun of the First Familee.<br /><br />If the Singapore government can bitchslap some sense into annoying, prepubescent, emotionally retarded, mindless droning bubblegum bitches who think that their life sucks because their cat had to be castrated or their Myspace account crashed, I would gladly volunteer my effort and time for such a noble cause. <br /><br />Until then, what the fuck does the government hope to achieve by doing something this retarded? Do they really think their anonymous comments won't be traced back to them? Worse still, now every fucking douchebag who makes a pro-government comment would be seen as being in the pockets of the PAP. Is this what the government wants? <br /><br />The government also aims to do it 'anonymously'. Right. I wonder what happened to all the bluster about taking responsibility for your words and actions that the PAP and their winged monkeys love to spout when suing the pants off some schmuck blogger. So when it comes to the internet where the world can laugh at your silly insecure ass and you can't go crying to the courts, it becomes necessary to hide behind the curtain of anonymity? Why Mr. Troll, if you're so convinced of your party's views and stand, do you need to hide behind a false name? Why don't you just remove that sheep's outfit so the rest of the world can see what a pathetically snivelling wolf you really are. <br /><br />And please, get on with the times. If you really go through with this project, you will be not only the laughing stock of Singapore, but the world itself. Leave us the fuck alone and go find more ways of making million while sitting on your ass and digging your nose.<br /><br />Note to Singaporeans: The GST hike is funding this kinda crap. Think about it.Hadesnoreply@blogger.com