The Top One List

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-140585482009-12-02T14:49:54.589-05:00The Top One ListNever a Disappointing #4Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comBlogger215125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-44289391416826927832009-04-17T11:40:00.002-04:002009-04-18T02:00:49.786-04:00Top One Demand When Pirates Kidnap Your Ty-D-Bowl Man

1. No flushing on any day with an "ARRRRRRRRRRR!" in it.

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-9261111365254274572009-04-15T01:54:00.000-04:002009-04-18T01:55:33.801-04:00The Easter Bunny's Top One Favorite TV Episode

1. "Matlock Visits a Pellet Court"

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-35516897740026151392009-04-14T21:55:00.000-04:002009-04-17T18:59:34.519-04:00The Easter Bunny's Top One Guilty Pleasure Double Feature

1. "Flopsy Wopsy Gets Viagra" and "Thumper: The 'T' Is Silent"

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-48251073404690379892009-04-13T10:19:00.001-04:002009-04-16T10:22:07.094-04:00The Easter Bunny's Top One Movie Thriller

1. "The Day the Nose Wiggle Stood Still"

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-23801623751815094282009-03-26T14:35:00.003-04:002009-03-26T14:43:22.961-04:00Top One Thing to Remember During a Food Poisoning Attack

1. Pinky finger up while imbibing Pepto-Bismol cup.

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-37434162561858724822009-02-25T00:11:00.004-05:002009-02-25T00:23:44.499-05:00Top One Pie Chart Involving Billy Mays

1.By wacow45, courtesy GraphJam

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-77451508543699845792009-02-20T09:38:00.001-05:002009-02-20T09:44:33.246-05:00Top One Other Sign the Diet Is Not Working

1. The training wheels on the gut.

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-40780229052762849782009-02-18T11:55:00.002-05:002009-02-18T12:14:43.303-05:00Top One Sign the Diet Is Not Working

1. Strangers pet your belly and call you "Octo-Mom."

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1. Paves way to Feb. 14 ambush smooches!

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-41254224817536328762009-02-11T01:00:00.004-05:002009-02-11T01:05:04.523-05:00Top One Troubling Indicator

1. Notification Alert:Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, oil, as well as current market and political conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.We apologize for the inconvenience.Circulating via email, thanks to Stan Malone

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-25604636952989422342009-02-09T12:38:00.002-05:002009-02-09T12:43:36.403-05:00Top One Startling Fact About the Biggest-Known Snake in the World

1. Believed to be 42' 6", beating previous record holder, Bernie Madoff, by 37'-something.

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-34764833930954538042009-02-06T09:52:00.001-05:002009-02-06T09:55:16.681-05:00Top One NASA Exploration Quest in Outer Space

1. Sign of intelligent life at MSNBC.

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-57496692197199708622009-02-03T12:12:00.003-05:002009-02-03T12:21:22.351-05:00Top One Perk to Printer That Prints Using Coffee or Tea

"The RITI Coffee Printer uses coffee dregs or tea leaves to print documents." --About.com Chemistry1. Swearing censored by decaf.

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-3377694960016023192009-02-02T10:50:00.002-05:002009-02-02T11:02:32.036-05:00Top One Sound Effect

1. Is there anything louder than a silent movie?

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-33308438276962920932009-01-30T10:30:00.002-05:002009-01-30T10:42:55.261-05:00Top One Something You Hate to See

1. Your Bunny Hop instructor is missing his lucky foot.

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-20642702348658388842009-01-28T23:25:00.003-05:002009-01-28T23:44:16.910-05:00Top One Benedict XVI Music Video on the Vatican YouTube Channel

1. (Tie) "Boo Sexy for My Skirt" and "Popefully Devoted to Luke"

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-91801560584691451892009-01-27T22:28:00.002-05:002009-01-27T22:39:41.421-05:00Top One Video on the Vatican YouTube Channel

1. "Popemobile NASCAR Deciples 12 Racing Trials (and Tribulations)"Replay on the third day.

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1. Bake and take cupcakes for everyone, but only as a "guilty pleasure."

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-49833117646109868132009-01-23T15:55:00.005-05:002009-01-23T15:59:17.301-05:00Top One Change in the Hip-Hop Remake of 'Notorious'

1. Instead of looking for uranium, they looking for yo momma!

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-73159951692510692082008-05-13T12:28:00.000-04:002008-05-13T12:44:36.157-04:00Top One To-Do List Entry

1. No do to-do.

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-20922713600719615152008-04-16T20:33:00.000-04:002008-04-16T20:50:38.290-04:00Top One Accessory to Watch Old Movies on a Cellphone

"LOS ANGELES (AP) — Sony Pictures Television says it will become the first Hollywood studio to offer full-length movies by cellphone."1. Bacall Waiting.

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-213631905181889292008-04-07T01:32:00.000-04:002008-04-07T01:38:54.104-04:00Top One Response to Ted Turner's Claim We'll All Be Cannibals

"Failure to address global warming will have us all dead or eating each other by mid-century. So says Ted Turner, the restaurateur, environmentalist and former media mogul..." --"The Atlanta Journal-Constitution"1. Bite me.

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-50047946873359043662008-01-08T01:05:00.000-05:002008-12-09T01:30:52.389-05:00Top One Surefire Tokyo Clutter Cure

Inspired by:1. Kill Godzilla.

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-66347199998438851242008-01-07T01:32:00.000-05:002008-12-09T01:30:52.400-05:00Top One Surefire Clutter Cure

Inspired by:1. A match.

Mike Durretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00363162344297645246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14058548.post-22221700865428766012008-01-04T01:07:00.000-05:002008-01-05T20:17:16.707-05:00Top One Sign You Had a Baby at McDonald's

1. The Godfather is The Hamburglar.

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