Master Windu's Blog

Easter

2006-04-18T17:13:00.000-07:00

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know its a tiny bit late but who's up for an easter egg hunt? My house tomorrow night 7:00 all Jedi and friends are welcome, FREE FOOD, FREE BEER, FREE EGG HUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obi your game on providing beer right? I also need famous brownies!!!

Character Quiz!

2006-03-22T15:29:00.000-08:00

Anakin Skywalker
Watch out for your temper...it could get you into trouble the way it did Anakin. You have enormous potential to be a great Jedi, but stress has made the dark side seem that much more inviting...

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

I took a quiz to see what character I was most like and somehow I got Anakin! Are you kidding me? Take the test and share your results. Here's the link............(dont use the one above because it only takes you to the site the one below will take you directly to the quiz.

http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=2824

Lightsabor battle

2006-03-14T12:38:00.000-08:00

About a week ago Anakin and I were trying to get our lightsabor skill up a few points, so we fought eachother but it wasnt too intense atleast we didnt mean for it to be, but I missed Anakin's lightsabor and he almost sliced all the way through my arm, luckily its still attached so that is why I havent posted in a while because it's kinda hard to type with one hand, but Im better now. Man I'm starving, Who wants Pizza?

Happy Valentines!

2006-02-14T13:49:00.000-08:00

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!!!

Chocolates and roses for all. Sorry havent posted for a while, the council is giving me long assignments, Im gonna have to talk to Yoda about that. Well if yall got nothin to do tonight come join me for a Valentines dinner.

forever

2006-01-24T15:11:00.000-08:00

Wow, I havent posted in forever. Sorry Angermanagement class students havent givin you an assignment in a while, well I will post a new one right now. I want ice cream, Whose up for some Ice Cream, Baskin Robbins Anyone? My Treat!

My Break Up with ShaakTi

2006-01-09T16:06:00.000-08:00

Well ShaakTi is moving. She said we cant really be together when shes a bizzallion lightyears away. So she dumped me................ excuse me one seck.........................................sob..............cry.....
.......oh look another tear staning my compurter desk....................ok im back. Ladies Mace Windu is Single, come and get some while you still have the chance. I need someone to love and cuddle with when we watch Jeepers Creepers.............Anyone?.......

A Very Merry Christmas!

2005-12-27T22:14:00.000-08:00

Well Christmas was pretty good this year except for one part.
I was heading upstairs to my bed room to get my blankie because Jeepers Creepers always freaks me out. So I walked in and reached for my blankie on my bed when Anakin popped his little head up from under the covers, Padme did the same. I asked what he was doing in my bed and he gave me some story about how he and Padme broke his bed, And as much as I believed him I still thought he only used mine for the built in vibrating machine.
It was scarry, and now I have to buy new bed sheets because there is no way I am sleeping on something Anakin's nude body has touched, that was just gross. But a good thing is Yoda didnt pull any pranks, maybe because this is his favorite holiday, he even gave me a nice present, a lightsabor polisher, Obi-Wan gave me a 1960's music CD (my favorite), ShaakTi gave me well I cant say on my blog, and Anakin gave me a very dirty bed, YUCK!
But I guess really in the end we all had a Very Merry Christmas! Man I cant wait till New Years, Who's up for a party?

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Angermanagement Class Students, a new Assignment has been posted!!!!

How evil R U?

2005-12-21T13:52:00.000-08:00

How evil are you?

Man I took this quiz and this is what I got, Take it and tell me your results!

Christmas is just around the corner!

2005-12-19T11:54:00.000-08:00

Well, I am getting everyone Christmas presents,

Yoda_ booster seat
Anakin_leather seat covers for his speeder
Obi-Wan_the complete 1st season of resteling
Padme_Basket of nice smelling fragrants
Grevious_A human suit
Sabe_A giant poster of Fluke
Fluke_A giant poster of Sabe
Aayla_Blogging for Dummies
ShaakTi_umm well its to inapporiate to post
Everyone else_fruit cake

***If you didnt notice there are 2 new links added to my links at the bottom, they are lord of the rings, Aragorn is really my blog, We really need more characters so if anyone is interested here is an idea of some of the characters we could use...
>Pippin
>Gandalf
>Arwen
>Eowyn

If you do create a blog for one of these characters please let me know!*** contact information:
email me at orlando_bloom_luv_er@yahoo.com

I'll Have a blue Christmas!

2005-12-12T13:42:00.000-08:00

The other day I was listening to the radio when the song "I'll have a blue Christmas" came on. I thought to myself hey most sexy guys like me can sing, so I started to search the papers and found a bar just down the street. I called and Said "Yes, my name is Mace Windu and I would like to anwser your ad in the paper, It says you need a singer" The guy accepted after I threw a jedi-mind trick at him, but then I looked closely at the paper again and it said, "singer must have a hit album" so I created one, and my compurter has to be such a pain-in-the-butt and it wont let me load it but you can see it in greviou's picture contest blog.

My first day off with the Stormpooper

2005-12-05T16:11:00.001-08:00

Well ShaakTi and I adopted a Stormpooper.

ShaakTi had to go on some jedi mission so I was stuck baby-sitting. It started out this morning in the Jedi Council meeting. All the chairs were taken so he had to sit on the floor. The first thing he did was pick-pocket Anakin's lightsabor. But Anakin didnt realize it until after we all got home when we found it stuck in Yoda's speeder. Not Good! Yoda almost died when he saw it, its just to bad he didnt. But the next thing was even worse, I had just finished watching my daily episode of Full House when I heard a rrrrrrriiiiiiiippppppppp! TEDDY! The Stormpooper ripped my teddy in half! I almost died. The while we were all sitting at the dinner table Obi-Wan stood up to get his bag of cheetos but it was empty, he looked over at the Stormpooper's fingers which were covered in orange cheeto crumbs. Obi-Wan almost died. Then Padme came over. The stormpooper hopped up from his chair and started shouting INTRUDER! INTRUDER! He ran towards Padme and tried to strangle her. Anakin almost died. But he didnt, he took out his lightsabor and slaughtered the stormpooper. The stormpooper almo... well the stormpooper died. But then I almost died again because ShaakTi was supposed to pick him up in only a few hours and he was in about 300 pieces just in side the door. So we spent 4 hours putting him back together then ShaakTi picked him up and took him home. We all then came back in to the house and noticed something lying on the floor. It was one of the Stormpooper's fingers. I hope ShaakTi wont notice. It's been nice knowing you all.

Happy Thanksgiving

2005-11-25T09:32:00.000-08:00

Well, Everything started out perfect and we mannaged to make it throught the entire holiday. That is except for the turkey.
Yoda decided it would be funny to stuff the turkey with relish, Gross! So not knowing the turkey was filled with relish Anakin, ObiWan, ShaakTi, and I all took a bite. Then we all ended up spitting it in Yoda's face, so really Yoda was right stuffing the turkey with relish and spitting it in Yoda's face was pretty funny.
But If he had stuffed the Pumpkin Pie with Relish, I would have killed him. Man, I cant wait till Christmas.
Somebody gave the Padwans my blog link because they all commented on my last post! Maybe this time i can get Anakin to really slaughter them!

Saving ShaakTi

2005-11-14T15:17:00.000-08:00

As you probally already know, ShaakTi was in jail for something she did a long time ago or something like that but I tried saving her yesterday morning for the secound time, the first time they shot me, in my pinky toe, but that was a week ago and Im all better now. I also dived out of a 50 story Window but It hurts to talk about it lets just say ShaakTi and I wont be having any younglings any time soon. Any ways......

I started out with walking up to the Officer at the front desk. I asked him how much it would cost to free ShaakTi, he said 8,945,765 credits but there was no way I had the money so I used a jedi mind trick, easy, I went all the way up to the 50th floor and as I walked through the elevator two more Officers stopped me, another jedi mind trick, " I am not Mace Windu" I said waving my hand, "You are not mace windu" they replied. Then using the force I shoved them to the wall.

I ran over to ShaakTi's cell and sliced through the bars with my Lightsabor. And............................... ShaakTi wasnt there. What? Where could she be? I asked myself. So I went to her house barged through the door and found Shaak Ti sitting peacefully on the couch. She told me the whole story and then we ummm........ Im not going to get into those details eaither.

Poor Anakin

2005-11-06T19:32:00.000-08:00

Now I know why Anakin didnt do his assignment last week, because Yoda electricuted him, 15 times. I went and saw him at the hospitial this morning and Padme was there, he was breathing through a machine.

Some things yoda does are funny but he went way to far this time. I took Anakin a Xtra Large Purple Slushie, the 1st season Of Full House, my teddy bear, and a laptop so he can update his blog.

Shame on you Yoda, how would you like to be strapped to a stero and struck by lightining 15 times and then stuck in the hospitial for 2 months and cant even do so much as breath on your own?

Well Anakin I wont count your assignment late because of Yoda, and come to think of it Yoda didnt do the assignment eaither. For your punishment Yoda Im going to leave you in responsibility of feed in Anakin's goldfish, Darth Stormwalker. And if that fish dies your going to go spend 738 credits on a new one.

I also bought Anakin a new stero the most expensive one I could find it was 2387 credits. (more than I spent on 30 people at IHOP).

Well Get well soon Ani. Here is a pic of his new stero... (see top of page)

My Beloved ShaakTi

2005-11-05T19:18:00.000-08:00

I warn you fellow jedi and friends, the deleted scenes on The Revenge Of The Sith extra DVD are horrifiying! Grevious killed my beloved ShaakTi, and now I have to buy a new TV because I stuck my lightsaber throught it, I didnt even get to see the entire 1st deleted scene.

Well If the deleted scenes werent enough I also died, I mean c'mon I could defeat Anakin any day. Then Aayla died, and Ki-Adi-Mundi, and.......and THEY DIDNT KILL YODA! What is this world comming to , I would have killed Yoda first! And the only 2 jedis that lived were Yoda and Obi-Wan, unbelievable. And I was the first to die, typical.

It's all your fault Anakin, Why? YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

My Par T results

2005-11-01T15:04:00.000-08:00

Well the first one to arrive, Of Course, was Shaak Ti, as we waited for the others to come we made out on the sofa. Then spoiling all of our fun Yoda bargged through the front door and following him was Anakin and following Anakin was a wagon full of Beer. Next was Fluke and Sabe, What they were doing together before they arrived I dont wanna know, but they both appered to be wet. Qui Gon Ginn was next followed by a wagon full of brownies, of course. Aayla and Obi-Wan supprisingly showed up next, with some stupid story about something like running away and getting married, I dont know, it was crazy but Aayla had looked like she gained a bit of weight, her belly appered roundish, hmmmm. Padme, Typho, and Siri walked in at that moment and were already in their pj's. Next was Oola, JawaJuice, and Chewbacca, and thank-god he was the only wookie there. Then eventually by 7:00 everyone had arrived.

We played many games, many 2-player games, many 1 guy, 1 girl games, if you get what I mean, but those came later. The first game we started out with was Twister. I think Anakin actually Twisted something because he was limping on his right foot the entire night. After twister we all sat down and watched The Notebook. But Anakin and Padme were missing the entire time during the movie, I think they were upstairs because I heard some ruckus in one of the guest bed rooms. After the Notebook we played Charades. My team lost because Yoda was immitating driving a car while the card he drew said imitate a lightsaber battle.

Then came the 2-player games. After we all stood in the kitchen and loaded up on beer, (except Aayla, weird she loves beer.) we then went to bed...............hehe! Shaak Ti and I got the master bedroom, Anakin and Padme had already taken one guest bedroom, another guest bed room was being occupied by Obi-Wan and Aayla. And I think Sabe and Fluke got the other bedroom because I saw Fluke lovingly shove Sabe in to the room, he then went in after her locking the door behind him. ( i think theres a new romance going on here). And some 2 people were doing something in the upstairs bathroom, but the only one I saw go in there was Siri.

The next morning, well no one actually stepped foot in to the hallway untill 2:00 pm, Anyways we then all went to IHOP. ( I now regret it because the bill was 1,485 credits.)

Another Par-T

2005-10-25T14:09:00.000-07:00

I am having another party, because the other one sucked. And Im sorry for all the people who came to get FREE cookie dough, but you can blame the monkey who was sitting in my freezer eating it all. Well the next sleepover is this Firday night at 6:00. Man I need my own house, Im tired of sharing with Yoda, but i also need a roomate because who knows, Yoda could be lurking outside. Hey ShaakTi wanna buy a house and come live with me?

My almost perfect day!

2005-10-20T13:56:00.000-07:00

Well my day was almost perfect, for one our boreing jedi meeting got canceled because somebody stuffed Yoda down the garbage dissposal, probally Anakin (thank-you Ani). Secound I got to kill someone (im not telling who) I tried the underwear thing (i did because ShaakTi told me to)
and I went on a date with Shaak Ti.
All of that was perfect, the thing that made it un perfect was a disturbing picture of me found on the enternet, but I really dont want to share it with you, atleast not today.
Angermanagement class students a new assignment has been posted please make shure you get it done. Man Im suprised at Anakin, He is my top student, he doesnt have the higest grade but he has done every single assignment that ever existed the first time i told him to, he has never done an assignment late, he gets 100's on almost all of his assignments. Man this is the side of Anakin not very many people know about. Keep up the good work Young Skywalker.

Tagged!

2005-10-12T15:01:00.000-07:00

Man and I just updated my blog, Curse you Anakin!!!!! If you didnt red my last post which I posted just yesterday please read it.

10 years ago I was
-? years old
-still a jedi master
-Dreading my years ahead with Yoda
-Still Hott

5 years ago I was
-? years old
- still a jedi master
-Dreading my years ahead with Yoda
-Still Hott
-A Full House Fan

1 year ago I was
-? years old
-still a jedi master
-Dreading my years ahead with Yoda
-Still Hott
-A Full House Fan
-Loved the color Purple

Yesterday I was
-? years old
-still a jedi master
-Dreading my years ahead with Yoda
-Still Hott
-A Full House Fan
-Loved the color purple
-Buying tickets for Elizabethtown for Friday
-Day dreaming about Shaak Ti

5 Snacks I enjoy the most
-brownies
-cookies
-Frappacchinos
-Anything Chocolate
-Ice Cream

5 Songs i know the Words to
-Your Body
-My Humps
-Save Your Kisses For Me
-Naked
-The Man You Love

5 Idea Places for running away to
-Tattoine
-My Mommy's House
-My Granny's house
-Shaak Ti's House
-Under my Bed

5 Items you will NEVER see me wear
- a speedo
-a bikini
-underwear
-anything pink
-high heels

5 biggest joys in life
-Shaak Ti
-My Blog
-Full House
-Movies
-Jeri (my dog)

3 favorite toys
-My Compurter
-My Lightsabor
-Shaak Ti's .......uhhhhh...

5 Tags
-Sabe
-Shaak Ti
-Fluke
-Siri
-Oola

Who is this guy?

2005-10-11T14:14:00.000-07:00

I mean really how does a guy like this get so many girls' attention? Its crazy, what do they all see in him? He is just every where, What has he done that is so special and leads all the girls to him instead of me? I mean really come on what does he have that I dont? (Leia you can not anwser that question) Seriously I played in a movie too, so did Yoda (but who could ever love yoda) Anakin (no comment) Obi-Wan ( i'll let Aayla anwser that one) We are all considered "Actors". Aren't any of us "HOT" (well me atleast). Im going to get to the bottom of this, I am going to create a survey and ask girls why they like this "Orlando Bloom" and then Im going to have a talk with Orlando myself and see if i can get any tips on how he attracks girls. Well I guess I better get started.

Who wants cookies?

2005-10-03T16:26:00.000-07:00

Well the other day this little girl dressed in green came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy some cookie dough, so I asked her what kind and she handed me a paper with the different kings and an order form.

So I put 10 buckets of chocolate chip because I wanted to have a party, but I misunderstood and put 10 buckets under every flavor and there are 10 flavors, Chocolate Chip, Peanut Butter, Chocolate, Chocolate Chocolate Chip, Sugar, blueberry, strawberry, coconut, oatmeal, shortbread, and thin mint.

So now all of you arnt only going to come to my sleepover party Friday October 14, 2005 but you will also leave with a bucket of cookie dough.

Aayla and Obi-Wan

2005-09-22T18:19:00.000-07:00

Man Aayla and

Obi-Wan are both missing ****** I dont wanna know****** Sabe called me and she said she wont be able to post for a while I cant remember why something about Giant Green Viruses that came and attacked her and she only killed about 30 out of 100 of them well I dont know the phone had a lot of static.

Man have i found some crazy pictures of all of us Ill have to show them to you and If anyone sees Shaak Ti tell her to check the last 3 posts on my blog. I think all these people are all just a bunch of imposters. *Grades are currently posted in my Angermanagement class*

Giving stuff away Part 2 but for Shaak Ti

2005-09-15T15:38:00.000-07:00

Here you go Shaak Ti I was afraid you were going to be mad at me because i gave that bathroom set to Sabe and I know you wanted it, sorry, but I got you all this instead. (oh and just so you know thats not a engadgement ring its just a ring, a very expensive ring) isnt the puppy just adorable? And yes there are 2 roses!

Furniture I am going to give Sabe! Part 1

2005-09-15T15:23:00.000-07:00

These are just some things I was getting rid of, except for the cats I bought them and why thare is a christmas tree in the bathroom I dont know, but I also bought her a big table so we can all go eat over at her house, man why do I have a feeling Shaak Ti is going to be mad at me for giving all this stuff to Sabe, Oh well Ill get her something too, (we have a something goin on you know) (see post above)

New class post and Obi-Wan

2005-09-12T16:08:00.000-07:00

I think we should invstigate and find out where Obi-Wan is, he is never home, never updates his blog, never at the council meetings. Man I shure hope Aayla didnt lock him in her shower again. Hey Shaak Ti want to go see a movie on Saturday, I'll pay?

For the students in Windus Angermanagement class a new Assignment has been posted and your averages will be posted next week!

Anakin are you still sick because if you arnt Why the heck am I still making you cookies?