tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-136236822009-03-24T01:07:04.161-05:00<center>pixiemartin(dot)com, v 2.0</center><br> <center>(This site looks best when NOT viewed with Internet Explorer. I recommend Mozilla Firefox, personally.)</center><br>pixiemartinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13464146216107027624noreply@blogger.comBlogger202125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13623682.post-14029608376799578072009-03-17T21:22:00.003-05:002009-03-17T21:33:35.535-05:00

I am sad with my little population of one.Help make me mightier, so that I might outdo my neighbors!http://dill-falls.myminicity.com/

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I love to read the "Casual Encounters" section of Craigslist.It's like tragic, soap opera porn.Mostly it's people looking for one-nighters or to indulge some sort of fantasy that clearly isn't being met by their regular sexual outlet. Lots of guys looking to give or receive oral with some lucky lady, some jungle fever itches that need scratched, chubby chasers looking for love, etc.But sometimes

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Damnit.Now we probably will end up hosting the 2016 Olympics.*sigh*

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I would like to take this opportunity to thank Matty for the box of Gaiman-y goodness. It took me like 6 weeks to pick it up from the post office, but when I finally opened it up in the car, I did the happy dance seat wiggle, and texted some love.Thank you for brightening my day, you wonderful gay boy from Iowa.Oh, and if anyone's keeping track, I'm now sporting a short, messy, bleach-blonde

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I have an account on a 3D-avatar site called IMVU.In the past it's been a great source of entertainment and friendship, but more and more it's become a place of disappointment and heartache.For some reason, of all the thousands of chat rooms I could be hanging out in, a virtual dance club with bunch of regulars that are socially-maladjusted nerds seems to be the place I feel most comfortable

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Ba'et bashak ushlay pachzar Be'afsay-chak savsu, makdo:au az chilcain haya nimzar umtay-aran kairdu. "Gura bnee, min hapiton mai 'chod-shino, chil-ziparno!mayof-girgir tanoos, za'on maychetesh bim'gono!" Vehu shalaf saypho hachaz: nad, cheepace et pechik-tzarav --veko amad betzel zamzam, tapoos beheerhoorav. Odo omed shefa hagoot vehapiton, einav dolkotveesh'vesh beya'ar

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dear usher,thank you, thank you, thank you for the song "dot com.*"it has been the source of inspiration for many a new pickup line, as demonstrated above.with your guidance, my cybering skillz will now be that much more l33t.with much dot love,pixie *dot com - usheroooo i love the way ya dirty typei can take you home ON ESCAPEoooo i need your backspace in my lifethank god you don't have a

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i'm just feeling realllllly undermotivated to post.thank you jimmer, for the gift of spa, and thankoo to matty for the gift of my own literary choice.birthday 36 in less than two weeks, kinda freaking me out.i dyed my hair purple, for either the fun of it, or some sort of anti-old age rebellion thing.i'm always tired, i need a vacation, and i haven't been watching any television at all!work is

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Two little boys sitting on the ground, outside of a nail shop.Their mother walked up, saying "Come on, let's go."One of the boys exclaimed, "I can't get up! The kryptonite is taking away all my powers."She repeated back to him, a hint of incredulity in her voice, "You can't get up because the kryptonite is taking away all of your powers?"Sighing, he nodded slowly, which was when I noticed his

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Randomly speaking:I know a woman named Andrea. People have mis-heard it so often as "Angela," her nickname over time has become "Ang."I call her "And."Comedians of Comedy is so funny I had to rewatch parts of it.Yay Patton Oswald!As an aside, I only watched Ratatouille because he was the voice of Remy. It was a cute flick, but Mr. Oswald was what sold me.Hye Bar short pours.If I am still

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As I parked my car on Waveland today, between Greenview and Jenssen, in my periphery vision, I noted something dark-colored rapidly hurtling out of the sky and then hitting the sidewalk in an explosive white poof.Wtf?For the life of me, I thought that maybe someone had violently thrown a brown feather pillow or a box of styrofoam peanuts out an upper-story window.But looking out the passenger

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We here at Camp Pixiemartin would like to assure you that despite the fact that I have the plague, courtesy of my momma, I am otherwise rockin' the free world. (Is it too late to put that lump of coal in your stocking, dude? Maybe I can get you a strip mining tour for your birthday! Or even a tour of the nearest and most conveniently located strip mine!)("Oh no, but I sold my foot to get you

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Amazon or Borders gift certificates/cards.cash.I need new shearling slippers, Mom.And the lady delivers. mini-muffin silicone baking pan.The wrong size, mind you, but still.a massage &/or facial.Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.Now I've seen it twice!The Goonies.Target gift cards.A new black, size small Liz Claiborne Women's Leather Scuba Jacket.Not one that looks like it.Just this exact

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I really want to like London Ink.I've watched it for several hours now, in fact. (Thank you DVR!)And it's sooooooo bloody boring.I really think I can't stand any more.Which shocks me a little.Sorry, luvs.

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I'm stuck by three things in particular:I am watching music videos - like a constant stream of them.They no longer discretely put the video information in the bottom left corner - it is now proudly emblazoned across the entire screen at the beginnings and endings in huge text.Good Charlotte are wearing suits - and the lead singer isn't wearing make-up.No smudgy eyeliner, no half-chewed-off nail

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The Incredibles? Completely acceptable, if only slightly unexpected, when you really think about it.I mean, it's super heroes, for criminy's sake.Monster House? Ugh.But okay-ish.Underdog?Egads.Why why why?And don't you care cite nostalgia as a reason.Certainly, I remember a fondness for Holly Hobby during my childhood, but that doesn't mean I'd want to play her in a live-action

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Amazon or Borders gift certificates/cards.cash.I need new shearling slippers, Mom.mini-muffin silicone baking pan.a massage &/or facial.Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.The Goonies.Target gift cards.A new black, size small Liz Claiborne Women's Leather Scuba Jacket.Not one that looks like it.Just this exact jacket.Yes, the very same one I already wear and have beaten to near-death.I

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"Is that...""Is that a banjo?"*nod* "What is this shit?""Bon Jovi's new album. It all sounds like country, but he assures us that it isn't.""Yeah, maybe like Ban Jovi.""I love that.""What?""That you just said that.""Damn... then you should be glad you don't spend more time around me.""I suppose."

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I've been kinda down on spending time in front of the computer for the last couple of months, so I apologize for being remiss in updating.August 3-5, I volunteered at Lollapalooza 07, running the Mulletorium at the Mindfield stage.I perpetrated many crimes against hair, at the clients's requests mind you, and had a great deal of fun. I will be doing it again next year.I was occupied volunteering

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I do have to admit that the highpoint of the Southport Street Festival going on immediately outside the front door of my workplace this last weekend (you know, all 2.5 blocks of festive fun), was watching the little kids all dance around happily while the Sublime coverband performed the song Date Rape.Or maybe it was the $9.00 funnel cake that tasted like stale everything that has ever been

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In case you were anxiously awaiting the answers to the "how well do you know me" list, here they are:1. What are the two movies I have seen more than any other movies? Bonus: Why?Desperately Seeking Susan is one of them. Not only did I see it in the theatre multiple times, but when I worked at a video store during beauty school, I used to run the movie all day on the weekends when I was working.

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1. What are the two movies I have seen more than any other movies? Bonus: Why?2. What is the movie that I made everyone watch with me after I taped it off of AMC (back when they ran movies without commercial interruptions)?3. Why do I have so many houseplants?4. What was my favorite movie at the beginning of my frosh year of college, and why?5. Why don't I like Year Zero?6. How many paper

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