Padmé's Diary

Survivor: Mall

2005-07-15T14:42:00.000+01:00

‘Kay, so the mall was hell for once. Like everywhere I went people were stopping me and talking to me! It was all like

“You’re that senator who’s going on that reality program, aren’t you?”

“Like, that’s me!”

“You’re going to be in the hot Tatooine desert for weeks? Finding your own food and water?”

“Yup!”

“You won’t last 5 minutes”

“¬_¬”

And like, so it went on…

I even bought a pair of shades, but people still recognised me! So I took a drastic step.

Its also cool because long hair is gonna be a pain out in the desert – and like, where would I wash it? I can’t take my beauty products either :( So yeah, that shut people up! They all just stared instead.

Anyway, I finally found the computer shop (like, I’ve never been, so I didn’t know where it was). All the people were so scarily geeky it was disturbing! They were asking me all these questions like how much ram did I want, and did I want DDR, and what type of enclosure I would like.

Like wtf? DDR? Isn’t that some kind of dance game? And ram? I don’t want one! Where would I put it? What will I feed it? And I even have to buy its pen to keep it in? Like, no way! And it didn’t even come in pink! So yeah, I told them I’d changed my mind.

So, I went online instead and found such a cutesy one!

I got a telephone too!

They also had a fan, a waste paper basket, a monitor cover, a cell phone holder, a purse, a bag, a towel set, a cute apron, a strawberry shaped cushion, a shower proof radio, and even a toilet roll holder! So like, I ended up buying a lot!

But yeah, I have a computer again. Sabe suggested giving it a name, so I called it Pukii!

Like, I won’t be able to use it much yet tho, as I’m a contestant on Survivor: Tatooine! Its gonna be such a blast! And I’ve been put on Ani’s team! Theres gonna be hard challenges and stuff, and each week one person gets voted off! Like, I hope I’m not first, that would be such a bummer! I still get to post, and no stupid senate meetings either! Totally cool!

Anyway, like, time to start searching for that JIG desktop background…

Huggles!

Padme xxx

Totally bummed out.

2005-07-13T11:04:00.000+01:00

Ugh, this is so not cool. I'm at Aayla's right now because my computer is dead.
Like, it all started this morning when I turned it on. It was, like, fine but then suddenly it got all ill! Something about a virus!

'Kay, so there's me, and my computers all sick, so I phoned Ani to see if he knew what to do, but he was all like 'I'm busy, yo! Leave me alone!" and stuff, so he shouted at Obi-Wan to talk to me, but when he answered, he sounded like he had a major hangover, and immediately handed over to Mace. Mace was like "OMG a virus! Oh no!" and then started talking about some film or other called "Miss Congealiality" or something, which he had just seen.

So like, 3 hours passed and I totally forgot about my computer (and my senate meeting...I'm soo gonna get it in the neck later). I mean, Mace is so cool to talk to! He knows all about the latest movies, and all the gossip on the celebs! And his fashion isn’t too bad either! *ahem*

But yeah, anyway, I ended up going down the pharmacy to get something. I got some all purpose stuff that’s supposed to work wonders! The bottle said ‘to be administered orally’ but like, I wasn’t sure where the mouth was to give it the medicine, so I poured it into the back and left it a while.

Well, it seemed to be working fine until it caught fire! Poor thing must have been really ill. :(

I’m kinda upset, I lost my cool “Jon The Intergalactic Gladiator” interactive background! It randomly says cool stuff and you can change his clothes. It took me soooooo long to find!

So yah I’m pretty bummed out. I’m here at Aay’s until I buy a new one (she keeps offering me these weird brownie things to cheer me up O.o). I guess I’ll have a look at the mall tomorrow - any excuse to go shopping I guess!

RIP

Padme xxx

Life isn't just black and white!

2005-07-08T15:49:00.000+01:00

Like, I just spent hours updating my friends list! (Mainly because the power kept cutting out. I swear it was Ani overloading the plugs whilst trying to play all his game consoles at once...) Anyway, I can't believe that so many people have gotten blogs now, its crazy!
But come on, guys - whats with all the black? I mean, its so last year. Like, I know you're all tough Jedi and such, but some colour wouldn't go amiss? Like, Total Fashion Crisis!

2005-07-02T23:11:00.000+01:00

Like, Aaylas party was such a blast! We had loads of fun and i got to spend lots of time with my three bestest friends in the universe! Aayla, Leia and Sabe - you're like totally cool! I hope we can be best friends forever!
Like anyway, the party started off in a bad way. Sabe and I went into the bathroom to change into our matching PJs (they are like soooooo cute, and a bargain from Jenners!). But then we tried to get closer to the mirror to put on our make up, and the sink just broke! Just clean off! We like, sooooo panicked! Like, what do you do when you break your best friends sink?
So we spent the next half hour trying to glue it back on with various things that we found in the cupboard. We ended up using some wierd green slimy stuff which was supposed to be shower gel which belonged to Master Yoda. It looked totally gross, but it did the job ok (and smelt of a pleasent vanilla musk). Sabe and I both decided to hold his rubber duckie ransom incase he should start asking about his missing soap.
But there was no time to think about what we'd done, because soon after everyone else arrived and started having fun! They spent a lot of time arguing over which music to play, but in the end they chose some rock stuff. I'm like not too bothered, i just like something to dance to!
Anyway, like after a while they started playing some cool waltz music! Of course, I was totally the best dancer there! I even showed off some other types of dancing to Obi-wan! Can you believe that he didn't think I could lap dance?! Well, i totally showed him! But then Ani kinda wasn't looking too happy, so I stopped for a bit. It would have been totally cool to dance with Dooks, but I was too scared that he would try and kidnap me as usual. Well, I'm totally whacked out, I like haven't slept in over 24 hours! And it's Sunday roast dinner with Chancellor Palpatine tomorrow.

lots of pink hugs

Padme xxx

Like tattoos and stuff.

2005-06-26T16:21:00.000+01:00

Like, we had a Senate meeting today. It was soooooooooo boring. The topic was 'Fluid Restrictions on Tattoine Desert' or something. Like who makes up this stuff?
I so almost fell asleep (thanks Jarjar for making those annoying clicking noises), until Chancellor Palpatine asked for my opinion! I like, must be such a rad Senator! Anyway, I gave this awesome speech and everyone clapped and cheered! It was such a rush! Like, I knew I was popular (and fashionable, duh), but now it’s like I'm not just a pretty face!
Like anyway, its not all about me - we gotta think about those poor people in the desert! Especially with all those evil tattooists using up all the precious resources! People are dying, and we've gotta make sure that we do the right thing.
The crazy thing is, tattoos are so ugly anyway. Why people would want so many as to use up a whole desert's resources is beyond me. Like Master Yoda would totally say 'The Dark Side, tattoos lead to' or whatever. I mean, look at Darth Maul! He must be a Sith lord with those tattoos! Sounds like more of a fashion crisis rather than a fluid crisis!
So like, after more long and boring talks we all voted etc. I'm pretty sure we all made the right decision (well, the results got a large cheer, so it must have been good!). It feels so good to be able to make the universe a better place.
Anyway, enough of the boring stuff! The most important thing is that its late night shopping at the mall, and I just got paid! Like, yay for me!

Love and hugs
Padme
xxxx

I restored some peace! Yay for me!

2005-06-21T22:05:00.000+01:00

Well, the pink things are finally gone! I'm really not sure how, but I got back from the movies they had just disappeared! (And taken my collection of Britney Spears albums *pout*). I'll just sooo miss them! But now i can take down the electric force field on my bedroom door. Like yay!
I've also found a temporary replacement for my assistant - he's not the greatest in the world but what he lacks in typing skills and coordination he makes up with enthusiasm.

I included a pic! Isn't he cute? :)
I really hope Jarjar will come back soon - he really is stubborn. I only cancelled his pay as a joke! But he was all like "mesa notsa coming backsa" and "mesa findsa bettersa jobsa". I mean, like what?? Just because I got all mad doesn't mean he has to go off and be all sulky.
And like, whats with Aayla recently? I phoned her cell 5 times today and she didn't pick up! I mean, she totally got mad at me the other day, but thats all like in the past right? I only said that her nail polish clashed with her outfit (which it did, so!) Like, mixing bright orange with blue and brown is such a fashion crisis! And I just pointed it out and she got all upset. But she'd still answer my calls, yah? Even if she said she'd never talk to me again, right? Right?

Oops...

2005-06-17T23:48:00.000+01:00

Hey guys! I'm sorry if my postings been a little sparse. I did waaaaaay too much shopping and then realised I had a tonne of paperwork! And no assistant to help me either! My life is falling apart!
To make it worse, the pink things have found out how to get into my closet and keep playing 'dress up' with my clothes and make up! Now like, all my clothes are covered in a layer of pink fluff, and my mirrors are smeared with lipstick kisses (although this could be Ani, I've caught him before...).
Gotta dash, I think ones just found out how to work the fire extinguisher. And i still a majorly huge pile of reports to read and sign.

X_X

Padme

Back from Naboo

2005-06-16T15:51:00.000+01:00

So I finally get back from sorting out the mess on Naboo, and like, what do I find in my apartment? Squatters! These weird pink furry creatures have been living here for a few days. They've totally raided the fridge for food, and signed up for outrageous channels on my TV!
The problem is, I can't get rid of them. They are soooo cute! They just look at me with such a sad face (well, i think they do, through all that fur) and I can't help but let them stay. I tried to think of names for them but no luck yet - I even looked online! The pet name generator kept spewing out weird names like "Puppy pants" and "Silly Dooks". Then i realised it was a pet name generator for your partner, not your pet. Eww! Like I would call ~~Anakin~~ anyone Puppy Pants! Although i could so imagine Dooku liking the latter :p
Well, I gotta rush, I just heard something break. I so hope its not expensive.

Love and Hugs

Padme xxx

The mall with Eirtae and Yane!

2005-06-10T23:15:00.000+01:00

I was at the mall today and like omg, you would never believe who i saw buying shoes! It was obi-wan! Apparently, he was out for a blast in Yoda's speeder, and like, when he went to get out - you'll never believe this! - his foot was stuck to the floor with some galactic gum! It like, pulled the shoe apart! Thats such a total disaster! What old Yoda was doing with galactic gum in his speeder is beyond me, being as it was outlawed in at least 85 systems! I mean like, I should know, right? Yoda had better hope no-one finds out, or he'll be outlawed too. Palpatine has like, a gripe against small green furry things.
Anyway, like, back to the important part of my blog (the bit about my awesome shopping trip, like, duh!). Well, i found these perfect shoes! They were so made for my 56th Sennate Meeting dress, I totally swear. The ones i had to wear were just so gross! I mean, they go perfect with my 42nd Afternoon Tea dress, but honestly, i just feel so bummed about having to go out looking less than perfect, y'know? Its just not me.
And oooooooh! There were these cutie little shoes that i found! I really wanted them in a light powdery blue,
but they only had a baby pink! Thats just such a bummer! Of course I just had to buy them anyway. You can never have too many shoes! I think Obi-wan liked them too, because i saw him peeping out from behind a shelf at them!
Maybe he does have a sense of fashion! I mean, I saw him in all of the rad shops that we went to! Pity Sabé wasn't with us, I swear she's totally into him! Like, I don't know why, I mean, he's a nice guy, but he must be old enough to be my grandfather or something - its just totally eww!
Like the other day when i saw him outside the restaurant i was eating at, - oh, wait just a moment! I like, have a visitor!

....

HE. DID. WHAT?!?!?

OMG. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DO TO PUT THIS RIGHT??

Another day in my design disaster of an office....my poor, perfectly manicured hands riddled with paper cuts...my date with the shopping channel ruined...no decent cappuccino within 3 lightyears...death...suicide...

Like, OhEmGee!

2005-06-10T17:12:00.000+01:00

So yeah, I like, got an online diary thingy. Well, everyone else like, had one, so it must be the next new craze, right? I tried to get Ani to help me with it, but he was all like checkin his hair, and polishing his lightsaber n stuff, and not helping me at all. What a jerk! Especially after I let him use my laser printer - and now its got all scales and stuff stuck in it. I mean, double Ew! Totally gross!
And I'm totally weirded out by some of the stuff that was left in my recycle bin.

But yeah, anyway, I'm off to the mall tomorrow. They've finally brought out the new Gucci range! I'm like, totally excited! And I like, so need some new shoes, Saché has five more pairs than me, and its just not fair!

Oh no! My manicure appointment! I'm soo late!

love
Padmé xxx