Weltanschauung

Happinesses Encore

2008-07-14T15:55:00.003-05:00

I'm back at Depaul University, and I couldn't have imagined how good it would feel to be a student in-my-thirties. I love it. I've never been happier with my mind. I've never been happier with my body. I've never been happier with my home. I've never been happier with my country. I've never been happier with all the tiny day-filling minutia that compose my life. From my crappy American car to my squeaky exercise bike; my hoodie collection to my books, hundreds of books; my chef knives to my hair shears; my cameras to my candles - fountain pens, journals, pictures, photos, memories, and gadgets - plenty of cool little gadgets (astonishing how much joy I get from my modest Ipod). I don't have much. I don't have a house, or a boat, or a penthouse in the sky (yum!), but I love every motley little member of the collection of crap called my life. My happiness comes from far simpler things than people might imagine. I have ice water. I have surround sound. I have high speed internet. I have music. I have books, and more important than all of this combined... I have my health. I feel like the luckiest guy alive. I love my life.

My Insane Love For Mo-Nique

2008-07-09T23:28:00.013-05:00

If you haven't seen Mo'Nique, I Coulda Been Your Cellmate, run don't walk. I met Mo'Nique in Vegas at Comic Relief, and she made me laugh harder than anyone else at the Palace (Kathy Griffin wasn't there). This special is now running on Showtime, and this blog officially worships Mo'Nique. "You can't give a bitch a ticket for f*ckin herself!" "I've done some sh*t for d*ck that I ain't proud of." The bit with the towel in the shower made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a year. A work of comedic genius - wait till you see how many of these women's names Mo'Nique remembers, and the song at the end of this show will make you weep like a little girl. Mo'Nique is the Seventh Coming of Christ.

Douchebag Obama Says F*ck Your Privacy

2008-07-09T19:02:00.004-05:00

F*ck you and your FISA vote you douchebag criminal. I was hoping Obama would escape the War Criminal Status of the last six U.S. Presidents (yes, even Clinton should be executed (Sudan)), but apparently he's already sliding down the evil right wing fascist path. Wow. Way to sell me out you f*ckface. I'm not saying I want to "cut his nuts off" like the barking mad whore Jesse Jackson, but I'm disappointed.

My First Principles

2008-07-08T15:58:00.007-05:00

I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind, that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the ethical side have been more than overcome by the damage it has done to clear and honest thinking. I believe that no discovery of fact, however trivial, can be wholly useless to the race, and that no trumpeting of falsehood, however virtuous in intent, can be anything but vicious. I believe that all government is evil, in that all government must necessarily make war upon liberty. I believe that the evidence for immortality is no better than the evidence of witches, and deserves no more respect. I believe in the complete freedom of thought and speech. I believe in the capacity of man to conquer his world, and to find out what it is made of, and how it is run. I believe in the reality of progress. I believe that it is better to tell the truth than to lie. I believe that it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe that it is better to know than be ignorant. [written by H.L. Mencken]

日本語の私の名前

2008-07-08T15:47:00.001-05:00

スペンサー

Chicago Police & EMTs Attempting To Silence The Press

2008-07-07T16:00:00.009-05:00

Scheiße so bildet mein Blutblutgeschwür. Großer Bruder hat ein Recht, uns auf jeder Straßenecke und in jedem öffentlichen Ort zu filmen, aber die Chicago-Polizei kann wirklich versuchen, wenig Brothers' zu schließen; Kameras auf einem Bürgersteig vor einem Alderman' s-Büro? Dieses ist ein wirklich furchtsames Video, das mich Wunder bildet, warum ich in dieser Stadt bleibe. Bumsen Sie dieses EMT und diese Bullen, die didn' t schützen die Verfassungszusatz-Preßefreiheit. Dieses ist mein Freund Craig Gernhardt, dessen Kamera sie versuchen, zu nehmen und übrigens, Bumsen Sergeant Baranowski auch - he' s, das jetzt Craig Gernhardt der Gernhardt Publikationen für das Berichten über die Geschichte bedrängt. Willkommen zur Chicago-Polizeidienststelle. Wow. (Jemand in Craig' s-Anmerkungen schlägt " vor; Ich wünsche, dass jeder das 24. Bezirksamt an 312-744-5907" benennen würde; (sich beschweren) I can' t validieren diese Informationen, las alle Details in Craig' s-Blog). Wenn sie ein Recht haben, uns in irgendeinem öffentlichen Ort zu filmen, haben wir ein Recht, das genaue zu tun die gleiche Sache. Willkommen zum Polizeistaat alten Daley' s Chicago. I can' t-Wartezeit, zum nach Kalifornien zu übersiedeln… wo I' ll finden einen vollständigen neuen Satz Verbrechen.

Duchovny's "TV Set" Triumphs

2008-07-07T03:16:00.004-05:00

I just saw this wonderful film called The TV Set. Justine Bateman is excellent in this movie--I hope we see a lot more of her (this blog officially loves Justine Bateman!). This is a delicious peek behind the sausage factory that is television production. Sigourney's performance is a little off, but Duchovny is excellent, and Justine steals the movie. It's a fantastic script that was very tough to direct--actors playing bad actors playing good actors, etc. Each performance had to be pitch perfect for it to work, and it works beautiful. Have you ever wondered why TV is so horrible? This film will show you precisely why in 92 minutes. Do not miss it.

I Love The USA

2008-07-03T13:37:00.002-05:00

I love the USA mostly because I was born here, and I live here. I've been all around the world, and for a snarky, loudmouth iconoclast there is no better country on earth than this one. Freedom of speech and press are worth more than all of the rest of the world's beaches, hash cafes, whores, and child labor combined. As I sit and type these words on this screen in this blog (this blog that so mercilessly abuses and excoriates the ridiculous to the sublime in vulgar and obscene terms) I realize (often) that I could never have written my blog in Thailand (as much as I love Pattaya), Indonesia, Singapore, China, etc. I love this country because I can stand on the sidewalk and burn the very flag that represents the freedom to burn... itself. I love this juvenile, snotty, pathological, obscene, violent, innovative, flashy, trashy, filthy, gaudy, gorgeous, gigantic effing country with all my heart and soul. I love it because it allows me to stand on the sidewalk and shout: "f*ck you America! ... Burn in hell George W. Bush!" God I love this horrifying country. I can say any f*cking thing I want here (except this). Happy Independence Day Everyone.

I Dreamed I Dwelt In Marble Halls

2008-07-01T23:46:00.002-05:00

"Ganja Queen", The Scariest Movie Ever Made

2008-07-01T00:30:00.007-05:00

Holy Cucking Fow - I'm in shock. Run don't walk to the remote control and watch (spoiler warning: do not click the below links or read anything more about this woman before seeing this film!) GANJA QUEEN On Demand or add it to the top of your queue immediately. If you already know who Schapelle is, please don't spoil the story for anyone. You've never seen a film this terrifying. Ganja Queen is a mind-bending doc film and a great mystery. Wow. Schapelle Corby you're a personal hero of mine for so many reasons (if you're guilty you're the greatest actress on planet earth (for which I love you), and if you're innocent you're the protagonist in the single greatest story of moral outrage I've seen in a decade). This film is fantastic. Wow

The Joy Of Solitude

2008-06-26T19:44:00.004-05:00

The older I get the more I love being alone. I could spend weeks alone if I weren't forced to interact with all kinds of people. Solitude has a depth both real and rather layered as I am discovering. I love being alone - in my own mind - in my own thoughts - surrounded by everything I've chosen to experience. I sit with my Ipod (God how much do I love the simple things like my Ipod) and dissipate countless thousands of hours in reverie. I can sit in front of the fish tank for hours (my beta fish loves me and lets me pet him). I love being alone in my apartment with my piles of books. Dukedom large enough, indeed.

What Is Cool?

2008-06-26T14:07:00.002-05:00

What does it really mean to be "cool"? HERE IS THE DEFINITION.

My Love For Duff, Geof, & Charm City Cakes

2008-06-26T12:25:00.004-05:00

I love Ace of Cakes. Love the show, love the cast, love it all. Geoff is a dreamy nerd! Yum.

Congress Shall Make No Law Abridging The Freedom Of The Press

2008-06-25T15:30:00.002-05:00

Aethlos Media Group provides a world-wide clearinghouse for photo/video journalists.

Goodnight, Bittersweet Comedy God

2008-06-23T18:54:00.005-05:00

This blog remains officially in mourning. Carlin was the Rosetta Stone of comedy, and the most influential comedian in my adolescent life. Why are all the cool people dying? This totally f-ing sucks. I love you George. You sit atop my pantheon - as bittersweet comedy god.

My Love For Charlize

2008-06-22T11:43:00.003-05:00

Monster was one of the greatest performances in film history, and this blog officially Worships Charlize Theron.

"Fighting For Peace" Is Like "Fucking For Chastity"

2008-06-21T13:17:00.002-05:00

Bill Orally Daily Digest

2008-06-21T11:29:00.003-05:00

Who has time to hate Bill Orally for a whole hour each day? VH1 condensed one show into one minute.

Bye Tim

2008-06-20T18:58:00.001-05:00

I Can Finally Sleep In On Sundays

2008-06-14T16:09:00.004-05:00

Tim went to heaven yesterday. I loved watching Tim. He was the only reason I got out of bed every Sunday for the past 16 years. My heart is breaking for Luke and Maureen and Big Russ. He died in the newsroom with his shoes on. God I'm going to miss Tim. This sooo f-ing sucks.

At The Deathhouse Door

2008-06-07T19:23:00.005-05:00

Wow. Run don't walk to see At The Deathhouse Door. Meet pastor Pickett, the prison chaplain who delivered the last rights at more than a hundred executions. Hang on to your seats, he actually made audio tapes of many of them. DO NOT MISS THIS FILM. Mindbendingly morbid. If you're as obsessed with mortality as I am, this will blow your mind.

So In Love With The Superego-less Kathy Griffin

2008-06-07T02:31:00.006-05:00

Here's Kathy with my friend Erik. I just saw Kathy on Larry King, and she was brilliant. I love Kathy - her brutal honesty, and complete lack of superego. I think she's one of the funniest people in America. Kathy Griffin you're a personal hero of mine. God you make me laugh hysterically. Kathy's act is comedic perfection. One thing I've learned after all these years with the Grabbys: almost all pornstars are vastly better looking in person than in photos.

Andy Bell & Erasure On My Mind

2008-06-06T11:33:00.010-05:00

Bruce didn't make it to the Grabbys this year, but I was lucky enough to be joined by Andy Bell, lead singer of Erasure. I cannot calculate the effect of Erasure on my adolescence. Some of these songs have become part of the fabric of my gay psyche: Always, Oh L'amour, A Little Respect, Sometimes, Chains of Love, Love To Hate You, Take A Chance On Me, Lay All Your Love On Me, etc. Thanks Andy for a great weekend, can't wait to see you in Hastings. You're a diamond. xoxox (and, yes, that's Jayne Friedman's red hair on the right, she and Andy go way back)

Cansandra's Dream Dr. Freud's Filmic Field Day

2008-06-06T05:13:00.004-05:00

I love when Woody Allen makes movies without Woody Allen on the screen. This is delicious bildungsroman. Don't miss it.

More Than A Little Respect For Andy Bell

2008-06-05T12:51:00.000-05:00