tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-134496842009-02-21T05:28:12.056-05:00*bonk*Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.comBlogger350125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-87724427755942395622008-03-04T15:44:00.002-05:002008-03-04T15:48:15.683-05:00quote from finance professor:<br />"In physics, the problems were so complicated. you had problems like: 'You are the pilot of a B2 bomber'- You're like 'oh shit! I don't even know how to fly a plane!'.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-8772442775594239562?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>'how about that' mel allenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09092472457503286291noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-69365377854242680752008-02-18T22:55:00.001-05:002008-02-18T22:58:33.198-05:00Foggy morning<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/uploaded_images/IMG_4183a-764268.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/uploaded_images/IMG_4183a-764262.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-6936537785424268075?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-87762460362400315962008-01-02T03:37:00.000-05:002008-01-02T03:39:32.718-05:00"George W. Told The Nation"In honor of when Bernie posted about Bush sending more troops to Iraq by posting Tom Paxton's "Lyndon Johnson Told The Nation"...I've been directed to "George W. Told The Nation" by Tom Paxton. It's pretty much the same. Thought I'd share...<div><br /></div><div>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft36GQMmvXs<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-8776246036240031596?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13527073387527973561noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-8943861474478091532007-12-19T21:42:00.001-05:002007-12-19T21:42:40.170-05:00Security e-mail of the yearDear Students~<br /><br />Early this morning while on routine patrol in the vicinity of Vassar Lake, one of our Security officers was alarmed by the sound of a man screaming, followed by a loud splash and the sudden flight of geese from the lake. Rushing to the scene, the officer saw nothing but immediately reported the incident to the CRC.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-894386147447809153?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-46597256108290143582007-12-06T09:50:00.000-05:002007-12-06T09:56:21.311-05:00New picture<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/uploaded_images/quadclouds-785397.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/uploaded_images/quadclouds-785392.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-4659725610829014358?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-57539439674707749892007-10-15T18:09:00.000-04:002007-10-15T18:10:36.380-04:00example used by professor in my philosophy class:<br /><br />My sister will shave her head and join the space program, if the aliens land on her roof. Therefore, she will shave her head and join the space program, if the skies are clear Tuesday, since the aliens will land on the roof if the skies are clear Tuesday.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-5753943967470774989?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>'how about that' mel allenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09092472457503286291noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-86250397340255803062007-09-25T00:38:00.001-04:002007-09-25T00:38:45.781-04:00http://www.bugsandcranks.com/pittsburgh-pirates/talk-like-a-pittsburgh-pirate-day/<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-8625039734025580306?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>'how about that' mel allenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09092472457503286291noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-43888742224031245492007-09-07T23:32:00.001-04:002007-09-07T23:32:55.068-04:00A Moment of Silence<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/08/books/07cnd-lengle.html?_r=1&oref=slogin">It was a dark and stormy night.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-4388874222403124549?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-1637383358854873552007-08-17T12:45:00.000-04:002007-08-17T12:49:20.505-04:00bonk rules yea!!!.....<br />here's a link to a cool blog:<br />http://www.thepursuitofalchemy.blogspot.com/<br />it's a <span> blog on innovation and transformational change, created by 2 jewish guys.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-163738335885487355?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>'how about that' mel allenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09092472457503286291noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-74967762307235800422007-07-07T01:59:00.001-04:002007-07-07T01:59:59.906-04:00For Latin Lovershttp://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/004685.html<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-7496776230723580042?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>marneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08358515198064705091noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-90611897745864820822007-07-02T21:52:00.000-04:002007-07-02T21:53:09.074-04:00this is a very useful pagehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I've_fallen_and_I_can't_get_up<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-9061189774586482082?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>'how about that' mel allenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09092472457503286291noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-38414508389278498922007-06-27T14:18:00.001-04:002007-06-27T14:18:49.974-04:00How bored did I get today?I actually found myself at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocktail_umbrella">this </a>website.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-3841450838927849892?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-11722206630974645732007-06-26T14:06:00.000-04:002007-06-26T14:09:38.683-04:00Shocking developmentAccording to Wikipedia (and its references), Amadeo Avogadro did NOT discover Avogadro's Number (6.02*10^23); it was discovered by by the Austrian physicist Johann Josef Loschmidt. I am very disappointed. I am ashamed at the nation of Italy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-1172220663097464573?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-52666382996187080442007-06-23T21:40:00.000-04:002007-06-23T21:42:18.130-04:00InvitationThis Saturday (the 30th), there will be fireworks in my neighborhood that night. You're all invited (all 2 of you readers) to my house to hang out before that, then go see them. Let me know if you're interested in coming. Tell your friends.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-5266638299618708044?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-16196756376551206212007-06-17T18:45:00.001-04:002007-06-17T18:45:49.048-04:00hot diggitylike wow<br />http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/baby_monitor_space;_ylt=ArhbMq6ZESfzeFI2oy3ytwEE1vAI<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-1619675637655120621?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>'how about that' mel allenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09092472457503286291noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-32463458468872157472007-06-08T07:19:00.001-04:002007-06-08T07:20:48.452-04:00NPR pun?So I was listening to NPR this morning, and they had an interview with Bono. Right afterwards, the local anchor gave the weather, saying, "Hot day for you today." Hot day for U2 day?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-3246345846887215747?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-25868999965150047982007-05-25T12:23:00.000-04:002007-05-25T12:24:01.738-04:00no freakin wayhttp://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2344838.html?menu=<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-2586899996515004798?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>'how about that' mel allenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09092472457503286291noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-90786237245821266072007-05-09T18:35:00.001-04:002007-05-09T18:35:57.520-04:00that's it, no more Sainsbury’s herb salad for mehttp://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007210058,00.html<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-9078623724582126607?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>'how about that' mel allenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09092472457503286291noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-76024114740217285342007-05-06T11:51:00.001-04:002007-05-06T11:51:48.998-04:00he's a real freakhttp://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8OTOHPG1&show_article=1<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-7602411474021728534?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>'how about that' mel allenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09092472457503286291noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-59732108869702742292007-05-02T18:35:00.000-04:002007-05-02T18:36:27.388-04:00funneei'm sorry, if this doesnt make you crack up, then you have no soul.<br />http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20070501.phtml<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-5973210886970274229?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>'how about that' mel allenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09092472457503286291noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-29721078105661673712007-04-30T12:38:00.000-04:002007-04-30T12:39:13.715-04:00New termSomeone who is very wealthy and very stupid (some CEO, for example) should called an incomepoop.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-2972107810566167371?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-35426661531699881642007-04-15T20:16:00.000-04:002007-04-15T20:18:51.665-04:00Totally random questionAnyone know if it was anyone famous who said, "If it weren't for bad luck, we'd have no luck at all?" I always thought it was a baseball manager (Billy Martin or Casey Stengel came to mind), but a search has turned up nothing.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-3542666153169988164?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-79072101988440037062007-04-13T13:46:00.000-04:002007-04-13T13:51:57.959-04:00Vassar 1935I was doing some research for a paper, and found this jewel in the Vassar Alumnae magazine from 1935, about the rise of radicalism and communism among Vassar students-<br /><br />STOP PLAYING WITH DOLLS<br /><br />A male outsider expresses his views<br /><br />Anonymous<br /><br />I wasn't asked. I volunteered the information that parlor radicalism at women's colleges annoyed me. Why? Simply because I have become intolerant of those who lead and instigate such movements, as well as those who have been taken in by them.<br />The leaders, usually: a half-dozen physically unattractive, twenty-year-old girls who seek compensation for their lack of popularity with both men and women by banding together in discussion. . .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-7907210198844003706?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-27363099064522554992007-04-08T01:46:00.000-04:002007-04-08T01:47:54.904-04:00On SolitaireI just had this idea. When you play Solitaire, you should always call up a friend, and say, "Hey, I'm playing Solitaire, wanna be the other side?" That way, if you lose, your friend wins. It makes sense, because right now, if you lose Solitaire, no one wins, and so it's a total waste. This way, someone gets the pleasure of winning.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-2736309906452255499?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-44888482070421526782007-03-28T11:23:00.000-04:002007-03-28T11:24:59.733-04:00Just for the heck of it...Midnight Madness has been postponed.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13449684-4488848207042152678?l=www.ernieba1.com%2Fbonk%2Fbonk.html'/></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17871898268136593406noreply@blogger.com3