www.WhyLieINeedADrink.com

Fan Art

2008-09-13T15:18:00.000-07:00

A drawing of me in action panhandling in my Banana suit. Drawn for me by Trillian who was lucky enough to witness my panhandling powers in person. I pitty any kid who has to be raised by the kind of people who would name their kid after a Dr. Who character but I believe she is turning out alright, no doubt in large part thanks to my influence.

Booking Screenings and such

2008-06-16T09:30:00.000-07:00

So, we have a few more screenings pending and will make details available soon. Look for college bookings, some art galleries and of course independent movie theaters.

If you'd like to book the film, please let us know. Contact information here.

On the DVD front, we are talking to three different distributors, but we'll holding off on signing a deal until we're satisfied that we've done enough screenings. We really like doing screenings. Seeing a movie in a theater or at least in a room full of strangers is way more fun than watching one at home in your living room.

That all the news for now. More soon.

Fringe Magazine Article

2008-03-16T11:52:00.000-07:00

Shannon Peach of Fringe Magazine bought me a pot of tea and interviewed me for an article on Why Lie I Need A Drink just before our big premier. Click Here to read the article.

Praise From Liv Moe

2008-03-10T15:49:00.000-07:00

Friday night I saw KLJ's new flick Why Lie I Need a Drink and it was super good. I saw it the first time a few months back when he had a rough cut screening and I'm impressed at the amount of fine tuning that took place since then. A feature length film is such a huge undertaking and this was an ambitious attempt to get right on the first try. Big congrats!
From Live Moe's Blog

bourgeois faggot

2008-03-09T11:16:00.001-07:00

So someone stormed out of the theater during the first half of the premier bitching that we were making fun of homeless people. He was quite intoxicated. The Crest employee at the door asked him if he needed anything and the man said, "Do you know the meaning of the word bourgeois? Faggot!"
I think I'm okay with this guy not liking the movie. God Bless!

The Premier

2008-03-08T08:23:00.000-08:00

So yeah, the premier was great. Nice, big, loud, happy crowd. We'll get more pictures up soon. Thanks Mattie for this pic.
THANKS to everyone who came out to the show and to The Crest for hosting it.

News 10 Clip

2008-03-08T07:20:00.000-08:00

Click Here to watch a clip of Keith Lowell Jensen and Jonathan Morken talking about the clip on News 10. We'll get more clips up soon. Be sure to watch through to the end when we hear my favorite quotes:
"Well the banana suit wasn't helping."
"No, that was kind of frightening."

And What's Next

2008-03-07T17:48:00.000-08:00

Thanks everyone for supporting the opening tonight.
We'll be looking for representation and distribution and more screenings soon.

Also, you can catch my other project, The Coexist? Comedy Tour next Friday at UC Berkeley. Click here for details. You can even buy me a soy latte.

TV and Radio

2008-03-07T12:51:00.001-08:00

You can hear us on Insight on KXJZ at 2pm and you can see us on News 10's 5 O-clock broadcast.

Premier TONIGHT

2008-03-07T07:06:00.001-08:00

The big premier is tonight. Click here for details. See ya there.

Sacramento News and Review

2008-03-06T21:13:00.000-08:00

"The myth of the comfortable cadger

Everybody knows pandhandlers actually make serious bank and only pretend to be poor and desperate, right?

Uh, well, OK. Some people think that. Which is why local comedian Keith Lowell Jensen decided to see what kind of living he could really make by hanging out at freeway exit ramps with naught but a cardboard sign, his wit and no shame.

With local filmmakers Jonathan Morken and John Astobiza, Jensen documents his experiences in a new film, Why Lie? I Need a Drink, premiering at the Crest Theatre Friday, March 7.

Doors open at 7:30 for an 8:30 show, which will be followed by a Q&A with the filmmakers.

Visit www.whylieIneedadrink.com for more information. Thank you and God bless."

Jon Kiefer arts editor, Sacramento News and Review

Sacramento Bee

2008-03-06T19:04:00.000-08:00

"When Keith Lowell Jensen gave money to panhandlers, the people with him often would react with cynicism and/or amazement, he says.

Why was Jensen, a Sacramento comedian, writer and filmmaker, giving cash to people who probably cleared more money per day than he did?

It was, at best, a dubious argument. But Jensen found the idea of the affluent panhandler so prevalent that he decided to hit the streets of Sacramento to see just how much money could be made.

"Everyone seems to have a dad who heard about - or is (otherwise) one step removed from - the guy who makes $500 a day," Jensen says.

For his experiment, Jensen pulled out all the stops, using cardboard signs with clever slogans and donning a banana suit to attract more attention and change. The results can be seen in his film "Why Lie? I Need a Drink," which plays at 8:30 p.m. Friday at the Crest Theatre.

As a comedian who "wants to be funny, but relevant," Jensen sought to mix an absurdist approach with social commentary. Along with documenting his attempts to panhandle, "Why Lie" features interviews with homeless people discussing their experiences.

"There are times when someone was telling their story, and we got really interested in it, and we dropped the humor altogether," Jensen says.

And no, Jensen didn't get rich from panhandling, but he did collect some cash as part of his experiment. If he was dressed in costume and the donor was in on the gag, Jensen might spend the money on tape stock for his film project. But if he received money while dressed in regular clothes, he would pass it along to a homeless person in need, as the giver had intended.

Tickets for "Why Lie? I Need a Drink" are $12 at the door, $10 in advance and are available at the Crest by calling (800) 225-2277 or through Tickets.com."

Posted by Bee Film Reviewer Carla Meyer to www.sacbee.com/21q

A review from Capitol Weekly

2008-03-06T10:25:00.001-08:00

Click image to enlarge
Special Screening
“Why Lie? I Need A Drink?”
Director: Keith Lowell Jensen

If you’ve spent more than thirty minutes in the downtown Sacramento area, you’ve probably had somebody ask you for money. If you’ve spent more than a few days here, you’ve probably had the same people ask you for money multiple times, using the same stories and circumstances. In my own experience, after hearing one woman explain to me that she just needed enough for a bus fare to get home to her daughter, at about the same time of the day on five or six different occasions, it became apparent that it was either a scam or she had no ability whatsoever to plan ahead. It turned out that she lived in a hotel around the corner.

Over a three year period, and with the help of local filmmakers Jonathan Morken and John Astobiza, comedian and writer Keith Lowell Jensen tested the theory, that many people seem to share, that some panhandlers make more money on the street than they might in regular employment. Armed with cardboard signs and a banana suit, Jensen took to the street corners of Sacramento in an attempt to make more in an hour than at his day job. He also tried begging for money online, with personal websites, chat room requests, and even an e-bay auction for advertising space on his off-ramp sign. In one experiment, he follows online suggestions for sign phrases with some humorous results.

Throughout the documentary, Jensen seeks advice from other panhandlers, discusses the phenomenon with law enforcement officials and passersby, and continually seeks out the elusive, wealthy panhandler. Surprisingly, he wasn’t the only one doing this and the film also includes discussions with others who have either examined the world of panhandling or tried it out for themselves in search of a story or as an experiment. And along the way, the project gained substantial media attention, with newspaper, radio, and even TV appearances.

However, there’s also the violent side of the undertaking, with homeless people sharing stories of assaults and even one altercation that occurred while the team was filming at a gas station. One man recounts his experiences on the streets and says that he was treated better in prison, while a woman who has lost her children to drug addiction describes her “home” on the side of an off-ramp as being relatively pleasant because she at least has a mattress under the foliage.

The film is shot and edited in a simple style, and the experiment is as much an extended gag and art project as a serious social commentary, but it can’t help being thought provoking in the process. As Jensen himself discovers, regardless of how lucrative the undertaking is or isn’t, it’s certainly not an easy way to make money on a regular basis.

The world premiere screening of “Why Lie? I Need A drink” takes place at the historic Crest Theatre, for one night only, on Friday, March 7th at 8:30pm. Additional information about the film and the project can be found online at www.whylieineedadrink.com.

Review by Tony Sheppard, co-director of the Sacramento Film and Music Festival (www.sacfilm.com), originally written for Capitol Weekly (www.capitolweekly.net) .

Poster and Advance Ticket Info

2008-01-29T20:00:00.000-08:00

Why Lie, I Need A Drink World Premier
The Crest, March 7th, 8:30 (doors open @ 7:30)

Click Here to Buy Tickets from Tickets.com
Or buy advance from The crest and pay no service fee. Call 44-CREST
Tickets are $2 more if purchased day of.

We've all heard the urban legend of the panhandler hopping in his nice car and making his way to a comfortable home after a day of begging on the freeway off-ramp. Sacramento comedian Keith Lowell Jensen decided to find out just how hard it really is to make money holding up a cardboard sign. With his sights set on the easy life Jensen spent countless hours employing every gimmick imaginable in an attempt to make his fortune. Can you really make a good living begging? Is anyone doing it? Find out at the world premier of this enlightening, poignant and hilarious new documentary from local film producers Apprehensive Studios.

As featured on Spike TV, CBS Radio, Metafilter.com, Fark.com.

Here's the poster hanging at The Crest.

I'm a douchebag

2008-01-29T16:43:00.001-08:00

Continuing my hate theme, here's a flame war from MetaFilter.com. I really appreciated the link and the hate. Truth is most of the folks really dug what I was doing, and a couple of folks though I was a douchebag.
Here's the flame. I edited it down to the posts that related to the "controversy" but you can read the whole thing here.

This guy may give his "earnings" to others who need it more (when he's guilted into it, middle of the entry), but he's still a douchebag.
posted by kyleg at 9:39 PM on September 5

Good God, I'm glad this guy feels entitled to fetishize the lives of people WHO HAVE TO BEG FOR A LIVING. Just to be clear- your lives consist of going to your job/school, going home, eating a meal, and going to bed. Their lives consist of wandering public areas and begging.

(Yes, yes, I'm perfectly aware of "the well-off beggar", but don't let a statistical blip blind you to the larger reality)

Why am I so interested in finding out if panhandlers are secretly living the good life, and earning more than I do working?

However "satirical" the intent, this is just fucking gross. It just feeds the brainwashing meme of "look, these guys don't have it so bad, and hey, they're perfectly capable of getting a regular job, but they CHOOSE this!" The number and nature of its panhandlers are a sad commentary on a culture.
posted by mkultra at 7:24 AM on September 6

I am that douchebag.
I'm glad that my site is triggering dialogues like this. That's the idea. I do have great sympathy for the homeless and for the majority of folks that are out panhandling. I also think a-lot of them are funny, charming people, and some of them are tragic and some of them are assholes.
I am not making fun of them, I am making fun of the pervasive Urban Legend that would have us believe that a good percentage of these folks are leading the good life. I knew this was a ridiculous idea but after hearing it repeatedly, I decided to take a humorous first hand look at it and along the way we're looking at panhandling laws, the homeless' 'lifestyle' etc. We're filming a documentary, and I think all the people who are so quick to assume I'm an asshole will actually be glad to see the results of our filming. Time will tell.
In the meanwhile, a Mummy panhandling with a sign written in hieroglyphics is funny. I don't care what you say, it is.
posted by joe beggar at 9:15 AM on September 6

I clicked on the link all prepared to be offended but then I wasn't: at least somebody bothered to find out more about it than one could learn by reading fratboy twaddle on a Metafilter thread. mkultra, did you read the site in question?
posted by davy at 11:21 AM on September 6

Yeah, I did. What "joe beggar" fails to realize, IMO, that his well-intentioned hijinks are actually fairly patronizing to those who don't really have a choice about their position, down to the "wacky costumes" and whylieineedadrink subdomain.
posted by mkultra at 2:55 PM on September 6

I know I shouldn't care, but Kyleg, why do think I'm a douchebag?
I'm doing something that I think is creative while trying to look at a subject that I care about. I may be misguided but random namecalling isn't exactly sophisticated or enlightened now is it.
I'm not asking for a flame war, and I've read why some folks are critical, I respect their views, I'm just curious as to what's behind your disdain for me.
posted by joe beggar at 3:07 PM on September 6

MK Ultra,
I interact with many panhanlders on a daily basis and have yet to find one that isn't enjoying what I'm doing.
I've been to their camps, I've recorded their stories, and I've gotten to know a-lot of them. Most of these folks who I've met possess a good sense of humor.
I don't intend to patonize them, in fact I'm more patronizing to those who practice snobbery toward them. I think that's evident in my writing.
I'm not some rich guy making fun of the poor. I've lived most of my adult life just a few steps above homelessness, in fact I've slept on many couches while "in between" homes.
With all due respect, I think you're putting a negative spin on this that has more to do with you than me or my site.
posted by joe beggar at 3:15 PM on September 6

I've lived most of my adult life just a few steps above homelessness

So you'll pardon me if I find that statement a bit at odds with this little tidbit:

I worked as an MC for a travelling film festival for a few years. The job included flyering each town we'd go to. Chicago was my least favorite. I got there straight from California and had forgotten to bring a jacket. This sucked as Chicago is one of those places that actually has four seasons including a couple of real cold ones.
I found a great corduroy blazer in a thrift shop and I loved it. I was out handing out flyers to drunk college boys that night in my lovely new coat and several of them each handed me a dollar. When a fifth person offered me a buck I asked why people were giving me money.
"Aren't you out here asking for money?"
"No. I'm here promoting for a film festival."
"Oh! Well that can't pay much."
"Dude, they rent me an apartment, a car, fly me all over the country and I make money o'plenty."

See, there's a HUGE gap between "living paycheck to paycheck" and actually being reduced to having to beg for your daily bread.

...in fact I've slept on many couches while "in between" homes.

Words fail me. Can you relate to anti-gay violence because the school bully called you "faggot" and beat you up on the playground in fourth grade?
posted by mkultra at 4:13 PM on September 6

The post you quote from my site describes a time when I worked for Spike and Mike's animation fest. When their season ended I'd go on unemployment and live in my bus for a few months until it started again. Admittedly this was a choice and quite enjoyable, but it's not contradictory with my statement that I was merely a few steps above homeless. I had no money in the bank, owned no property, and had very little security, which is how I lived throughout my twenties.
This doesn't make me able to totally relate to the homeless but it's made it hard for me to understand how folks can put themselves above the homeless and it's allowed me to be a bit more intrigued about what their situation is like than I might be otherwise.

Being beaten up and called faggot is anti-gay violence isn't it? Funny example to choose as I HAVE had the shit kicked out of me by a cop durring a gay rights march. I'm straight, but the lawyers and the Lambda center seemed to agree that I'd been gay bashed. Hmmm?

I really want to shed light on the way these folks are living and that there are more and more people in this situation. I feel that you and I are on the same side on this. I am sincerely sorry that my methods are so disagreeable to you. I am a comedian, and if my comedy doesn't have anything to do with what's going on around me, I'm a hack, when it does, people get offended. Oh well, this is for those who understand. I do hope the documentary will be less ambiguous than the blog, but I'm proud of both.
posted by joe beggar at 4:47 PM on September 6

What "joe beggar" fails to realize, IMO, that his well-intentioned hijinks are actually fairly patronizing to those who don't really have a choice about their position

Blah. Joe's experiment has nothing to do with uncovering how many panhandlers are and are not in need. His experiment doesn't test panhandlers at all, but the people who give to them.

I interact with many panhanlders on a daily basis and have yet to find one that isn't enjoying what I'm doing

There seems to be a special MeFi breed that enjoys taking offence on behalf of a subject group who really isn't bothered. Tell me again who's being patronizing?
posted by dreamsign at 4:51 PM on September 6

Thank you dreamsign. Joe, I have one word of advice for you about these sorts of dust ups on MeFi - stop. Just stop responding. You have made your case and most will see that your motives are pure. Some here see the world through funky lenses. You will never convince them of their error, you will only waste time. In its futility, it is akin to arguing Darwinism to a creationist.

You seem to have a great sense of humor and I bet the movie will be both funny and poignant. Good luck with your project and thank you for the website.
posted by caddis at 5:18 PM on September 6

hey joe, I think what you're doing is interesting and not patronising at all.

Of course, I'm more interested in why an affluent society allows begging at all.
posted by wilful at 5:28 PM on September 6

a Mummy panhandling with a sign written in hieroglyphics is funny. I don't care what you say, it is.

Yeah. Yeah it is.
posted by dejah420 at 8:23 PM on September 6

I was homeless for over a year, and I think this is pretty funny. Among the homeless, at least the ones I knew, which is admittedly a pretty self-selected group, there is a kind of sick gallows humor that is pretty pervasive. You need to have some sort of a defense mechanism when things get that stressful, and for many that mechanism was humor. So it doesn't surprise me at all that alot of the homeless he meets think this is funny. They are also some of the most friendly and interesting people I've met. When all you have left is your humanity, you tend to value it - your's as well as others' - that much higher.

Also, a few points of anecdotal clarification:
1) Sometime somewhere there was someone who made a decent living begging for "charities" and keeping the money. Great. I lived on the streets and in shelters and I saw the same people day and night. Sure, new people arrived - kids who ran away from abusive homes, drug addicts who got evicted - and old people went away, but I've never met a panhandler who commuted.
2) Yes, some of the people you see panhandling are able bodied - but that's the key word. Very, very, very often it is not their body that keeps them from working, its their mind. The incidence of mental illness among the homeless is staggeringly high and insultingly poorly addressed.
3) Yes, a good portion of the homeless people you see end up that way because of drug or alchohol abuse or the contingent effects thereof. This usually reflects a lack of available treatment options more than an actual desire to become a homeless junkie, but that's a whole other issue. The real point is that if you have a personal issue with giving cash to the homeless (as I do with a particular few "regulars") then offering food, old clothing, or even just an attentive ear is often just as welcome.
4) And finally, yes, I am forced to admit that there does indeed exist a group of self-imposed homeless for whom living "off the grid" and so forth is a lifestyle choice: the so-called "gutter punks" and their ilk. I didn't really associate with them, as they tended to be pretty insular, preffered dumpsters to soup kitchens, sidewalks to shelters, and generally making their existence as obvious as possible to the pigs whose wanton wastefulness they were living off of. They are making a political statement, which is all well and good, but it wasn't really my bag at the time. If you feel like they don't deserve your money, fine, but understand they repressent a small minority.

Regarding the criticism of Joe: I think it is a pretty universal human trait that people will respect you if you try to walk a mile in their shoes, rather than simply preach on some message board. Joe actually went out there and talked with actual homeless people to find out what their lives were actually like. Try that, and then maybe come on back. The commenters with some experience in the area - the former counselor, etc. - didn't seem to have much of a problem with it, right? It's like when you go to a foreign country: you can either yell at people in English, or you can get out your phrase book and mangle the hell out of their beautiful language. Yell in English, and you'll probably just get yelled back at in French. Try it in their native tongue first, and even if you fuck up, look like an ass, or accidentally say something insulting, most people will appreciate the effort, smile, and answer your question in English. Maybe at first Joe looked like an idiot or was mildly insulting, but that he was putting forth the effort to interact with people on their level is worth a thousand times more than simply wagging a righteously indignant finger at him from the comfort of your home office.
posted by ChasFile at 12:43 AM on September 7

Hate Mail

2008-01-29T15:18:00.000-08:00

It seems a-lot of people just can't grasp that this is NOT a documentary about the homeless or a joke on the homeless. It is a documentary about the NON-homeless, NON-panhandling people who believe and perpetuate the idea that a great number of panhandlers are faking it, and in the end, if there is a joke here, it is these people who are the butt of it.

Not that I mind. I love hate mail. You might remember the blogger who wrote:

"I’ve stumbled upon a blog from some hip indie kid who thought it would be funny to do a social experiment where he panhandles for a living. You can tell this kid is actually rich and that this is a social experiment because he posts on his laptop like crazy and often dresses in outrageous get ups to try and make more money."

I wrote a polite letter explaining that I was far from rich. I have a lap top because I don't have house payment or car payments weighing me down. I have costumes because I have a good friend who owns a costume shop. I'm not hip, well, because I try to be and I fail miserably and nobody likes me. Indie is the one correct part I guess. This is a VERY independent film, so I think I'll accept that label. He wrote me back a nice letter and he seems to be a pretty nice guy.

Then we had our rough cut screening here in Sacramento, and I got delightful comments like these:

I have panhandled for years and am homeful (instead of homeless) for the first time in 20 years. While your film is amusing - it does nothing to represent the average homeless person. You made it comical & approachable but in no way real... My girlfriend has been homeless and agrees with me. You made a movie for Yuppies who will never understand- but you look pretty yuppie yourself so that's probably what you want. Sugar coat the truth... It's more offensive than Real. I'm funny too, this isn't funny - it's a stupid ignorant view of a Real issue.

I'm not sure what movie he watched. One about homelessness I guess. Oh well. Here's another:

Why did you make a mockery out of something that needs serious insight?
You stopped interviewing people and served yourself with you jokes and propaganda. [The central message was] Let's make a joke out of the issue.
I think you could be a great filmmaker but let's not forget what message you want to portray. What was your point?

My point in the making the film was to make a mocker of something that needs serious insight. It sounds like I succeeded brilliantly. Thanks.

Every other survey came back positive. But as always it's the negative ones that grab attention. I think I can expect to hear a-lot more of this kind of crap. The first guy especially makes me sad. He will complain that people don't do a film that is sympathetic to the homeless but no treatment of the subject will please him. I mean, I couldn't have been more sympathetic. I interview homeless people, I capture the daily misery they deal with in their own words and I do my best to dispel the ridiculous idea that they're out there faking it to get our hard earned dollars. But I dare to have a sense of humor. I guess comedy should never touch on serious subjects and serious films should not have any humor. I'll keep this in mind.

Official World Premier

2008-01-04T09:00:00.001-08:00

What: World Premier of Why Lie I Need A Drink
Where: The Crest Theater (we're in the main room)
When: March 7th, Doors open at 7:30pm, film start 8:30pm
Advance tickets on sale soon, please check back.

Three Years in the making. Filmed on the streets and freeway off ramps of Sacramento, Spokane, Toronto. Featured on Spike TV, CBS Radio, Metafilter.com and Fark.com. And now making it's world premier right here in Sacramento!

Here's some videos. Please give me money. God Bless...

Christmas Promo

2007-12-18T15:33:00.000-08:00

We're officially done editing, and it only took us two years! We'll be premiering Why Lie I Need A Drink in a BIG WAY in March of 2008! More details soon.

Panhnandling on Manswers

2007-11-10T21:34:00.000-08:00

Here it is. This is the clip that I went down to LA to tape last December, aired on Spike TV's Manswers at last.
Their Question: Can a good living be made panhandling?
My ACTUAL Answer: Not likely, though a rare few do pull it off
Of course, that's not the answer they wanted, so a bit of creative editing and...

Don't get me wrong. I'm tickled by the whole thing. It was fun and great exposure and I love the last clip, panhandling the kids on the school bus, good stuff.

Those kids didn't give me any money. Can you maybe help out with a few bucks? God Bless.

Was I On Spike TV Tonight?

2007-11-07T22:06:00.000-08:00

It sounds like The Manswers segment featuring yours truly finally aired, or in some times zones, will air, in about an hour. Please use the comments section. Let me know if you caught the show and if my panhandling was indeed on there.
Click here to read all about my adventures with Spike!

UPDATE: Yep, I was on. And it'll be on tonight Thursday, November 8th, at midnight. They didn't list this website at all, so it's not really helping the old hit counter, but oh well.

I HATE OUR MOVIE

2007-11-03T20:58:00.000-07:00

Sheesh. Three Years already. Damn! It's done now though. I mean really. We'll announce the premier within the month. Yeah. Thank freakin' God! Actually, no, he didn't do much for us. Thank freakin' ME (not that I did that much but I don't feel like thankin' John and Jonathan who did all the work.)

HEY, Spike TV is airing Manswers and so far the reviews make it sound like that horrible Maxium Exposure go with the dumb nasally hip dude talking over videos and lots of jumpy editing. I can't wait to see just how bad they make me look, if they use my clip at all. How can I compete with "Do Big Boobs Float?" and "Which animal feel the most like a woman when you have sex with it?"

Hey, there's no such thing as bad publicity right? We'll see.

So, yeah, watch our premier date soon and then we see what we can do with this thing. We've already got several distributors looking at it, and the found us! So, I'm optimistic. But just in case things don't work out, can you spare a couple bucks? God bless.

Title Screens by Ape Lad

2007-08-03T12:53:00.001-07:00

Here's a sneak peak at a preliminary drawing from our title sequence for the movie.

The drawings, we're proud and thrilled to say, are being done by Ape Lad of Hobotopia fame.

Visit his website and see more of his great illustrations at www.hobotopia.com.

Be The First To See It

2007-07-26T12:45:00.000-07:00

Yeah, the premiers will be cool and all, but you can tell them trendies and hangers on at the premier that you saw an early version of the film before the titles and credits were even in the film. Damn! Someday your grandkids will be SOOO impressed.

The roughcut screening is almost upon us. Friday, July 27th, Fool's Foundation. For more information see www.FoolsFoundation.org.

See ya all there. And bring a couple of bucks to help me get some new shoes. God Bless.

Two Radio Appearances

2007-07-23T08:14:00.000-07:00

1st off, my KXJZ interview got moved up a day. Instead of the 24th, I'll be on TODAY, the 23rd.
I'll be on Insight with Jeffrey Callison sometime between 2pm and 3pm. I always have a great time on Insight. Jeffrey's a blast.
You can listen on 90.9 fm in Sacramento or online HERE.
If you're reading this and July 23rd, 2008 is ancient history you should be able to listen HERE.

On Friday I'll appear on The Christine Craft Show on KSAC, 1240 AM at 4pm. I'm really looking forward to this. Years ago, Craft recieved national attention when she sued a TV news station that fired her for being "too old, to ugly, not defferential to men." I have a-lot of admiration for this former competitive surfer, newscaster and scrapper. I look forward to her show.

My work doesn't pay me for going to radio interviews, and gas aint cheap. Maybe you can spare a few bucks? God Bless.

Radio Interview July 24th, 2pm

2007-07-03T18:37:00.000-07:00

Yes, this is some advanced notice as it's twenty days off, but that means you have even less of an excuse if you miss it. You can listen on 90.9 fm in Sacramento or online HERE.
If you're reading this and July 24th, 2008 is ancient history you should be able to listen HERE, providing humans haven't evolved into creatures with no ears. I hope the future is rockin'.

Now then, future people and people of the present, can you spare a couple of bucks? (Bucks is twenty first century slang for dollars-a unit of money-a certificate of fluctuating value exchangeable for goods or services.)