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presies

2006-01-29T08:09:00.000Z

Well one upside of being blind drunk from christmas eve to the end of jan is that I've still got my christmas presents!!! Everyone got me cheetoes except for Aayla who got me some fluffy pink tighty whities and yoda who got me this tee-shirt, great isn't it?

urgh

2006-01-28T10:05:00.000Z

Oh My god!

geeze my hangover........

I remember going out on christmas eve and the rest is a blur!

Anyone want to fill me in on whats happend?

PS. The girl who writes this for me I thinks she's some sort of slave or something has been neglecting her duties, blamed it on backpacking, anyway given her a good slap and she'll be around from now on

red light saber district

2005-08-20T13:31:00.000Z

Wow an I mean wow!!! I left a boy and returned a man! (no really I had some problems at the cash and carry)the district is really something!! full of young jedi females wearing very little ....... protective equipment, ah hi Aayla, its been a while. sorry I got held up in Holland
A: BENJI I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!!!!
no no honey im fine look pulse and everything *slits wrist to show blood squirting*
A: BEN STOP THAT
sorry, ill go to the jedi temple to get some glue to stick my self back together.

mmmmmmmmmmmn paste *drool*

Jedi task2

2005-08-02T22:02:00.000Z

After several days of working undercover as a fish mongers wife I can exclude Mr Tittle-tattle from our list of suspects. We have found that he infact has no desire for anything other than rumer spreeding and tale telling. He also is too stupid to write. He is unable to tie his shoes aswell. Infact he's just a compleat eejit and is therefore no threat to master Yoda. no im off to Holland to check out the oher suspect.

Jedi task

2005-07-30T15:44:00.000Z

I'm typing this in secret because I've beed tasked by the Jedi council to find Yoda's stalker. Ive got a few leads so im going to check them out. We know that this persons name rhymes with Paddle which narrows it down to Mr Tittle-tattle of 5 Berry Drive, lower levels, Courscant. Miss Oisk van Haddle, from a planet called 'the Netherlands'???.(What are these lands like? well I don't know, I will reserch into the meaning of Nether) and our own Jedi Master Yaddle although I doubt very much it will be her, shes way too young for him.

olleh

2005-07-26T22:18:00.000Z

yhgeeeeeeee ooooooodyepuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrf hgraaaaaaaaawM .I I I on ho ,espaler a trats t'nseod ti epoh I !ynnuf og daeh ym ekam ot gnitrats sti haow !ereh tou F051 tseat ta stI .em ot teg ot gnitrats ylear si taeh eht hoaw.

star trekkin across tatooine

2005-07-21T20:07:00.000Z

Cool! sorry ive been away, I thought that it would be a good idea to get a motorbike and ride across tatooine for 3 months, I must say It was enjoyable. me, my girl, the open road......

Survivor Tatooine

2005-07-15T17:40:00.000Z

Yoda’s sent me on this game show to get me fitter and I’ve been put on the Mabbitt tribe. Anyways Im with these people

+ Aayla Secura
+ Fluke Starbucker
+ General Grievouse
+ Jar Jar Binks
+ Princess Leia
+ Obi-Wan Kenobi
+ Emperor Palpatine
+ Qui-Gon Jinn

Its not so bad I’m with Aayla, Qui and Fluke, and also I’m away from the brat for a few weeks so its all good. I haven’t a clue what the show is about but I’ve been told I can take a weapon a luxury item and what ever I’m wearing. So I looked out a set of jedi summer robes (white and light) a lightsaber and a party pack of beer and cheetos.
Leia, she’s a good lass. I’m pretty sure she can use the force as well as kick butt. I hate Grevious I’m pushing him down the first sand worm I come across. And Palps! PALPS! Don’t even get me started on that guy! I lent him my tighty whiteys one winter and he never gave them back! What am I supposed to do with only 13 pairs? Don’t know much about Jar Jar, I suppose that we could eat him if we get hungry, I’ve heard that gungans taste of chicken

urrrgh my head

2005-07-15T10:27:00.000Z

ow my head! It's been hurting real bad recently. (this hasn't been helped by Yoda chasing me down the street with a lightsaber) And where's my barnet gone? and why do I have a large scar on my head? and what's this tube thing stuck up my nostrils? oh and I seem to be living at Aaylas aswell? (not that im complaining).
Im going to find some pain killers now, maybe R4 knows where some are......

muugrhhr

2005-07-14T11:02:00.000Z

muuuuphgh *waves*
igggggggre uogh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeergh murrrrgh tahdah uuuuurg poooohj lllleeeegh urgh feuuuuudg ahg joooooooooobile guuurgh frup iccky btang huuuursgh murple urrrrrrrrrrrrghr AAAAAAAAYla *smirks*

huyddddddjkuy *waves*

R4-G9 vs O.B-1 2

2005-07-12T14:45:00.000Z

A few weeks later...
Obi Wan had been banned from the hospital as numerous cheetos had found thier way into patients bandages, bad pans, operating theatres, computer systems and life support machines. Having been in a coma on Yoda's sofer for a week he finnaly woke up.

R4-G9 vs O.B-1

2005-07-10T21:43:00.000Z

Long ago, in a cafe not so far away...

Later that day.....
No R4! your not a dalek

5 hours later...

To be continued

my speeder

2005-07-08T11:11:00.000Z

I have a sneaky suspicion that Anakin took my speeder out, also there is a fluffy shaped dent in the bonnet and mud in the windscreen wipers? Anakin said that I was drink driving and ran over yoda but im sure yoda was on jerry springer that evening?? oh wel, I wonder what made the dent though?

Qui qui this here ewoky guy

2005-07-06T10:49:00.000Z

I decided to call my Ewok 'dude' this was Qui's suggestion, well at least I think it was, there was a note next to my brownies this morning that read "dude this are for you man" and the Ewok started eating them so I guess that they were for him, and also that his name was dude. I took him round Aayla's last night and he ate all the food in the cupboard drank the water straight from the tap and went swimming in her fish tank. Honestly, you can't take Ewoks anywhere. I gave him 10 credits and told him to go see war of the worlds, he came back 3 hours late, stinking of deathsticks with two female wookies hanging off his arms,

(come to think of it the one on the left may have been chewie).

This put me in a bit of a predicament as I was showing Aayla the finer points of the Atomic drop. Yoda found Dude yesterday morning but luckly he'd passed out from all the alcahol he'd consumed and I mannaged to pass him off as Mace's teddy bear.

Ewok

2005-07-03T17:49:00.000Z

I was driving around Endor this morning and this little furry thing ran out infront of me

it was getting all angry and jumping up and down, so Im picked it up and put in the speeder and took it home. Yoda's not to keen on Ewoks so i've hidden him in my room. I caught the little tyke cutting my break cables this morning

How cute. I'm going to take him round to see Aayla this afternoon, she'll probebly go awwww how cute and start gushing.

Twin update 3

2005-07-02T16:51:00.000Z

I saw him! OMG I saw him! he was in downtown corsucant! only meters away! I was walking down the high street and I looked in a shop window and there he was! I think he was as suprised as me! Any way I told him to follow me and went off to get Yoda but when I turned round and he was gone. He must have got lost in the crowds. luckely I managed to get to the security recordings and got this still.

Sleepover 2

2005-07-01T17:38:00.000Z

Wow the sleepover was so much fun, I arrived a bit early so I decided to get the barbeque going. I wouldn't light, damn thing, last time I buy from Watto, I used R4's self defense mechanism to light it in the end so anyway by the time everyone had arrived Aayla and I had things heated... the BBQ I mean and so we all ate hot dogs and ewok burgers for dinner, after a few beers we thought It would be a good Idea to play twister, which it was, but not as good an idea when jar jar decided to add washing up liquid :S J "mesa add thesa washy up liquid nowsa" OB:" no Jar Jar" J:"wee itsa all slippy nowsa" Everyone: "wooh". Then we played get the hoop around the beer can, had a food fight danced with Aayla *sigh*, after that we watched some chick flicks, ate popcorn and went our own seperate ways to sleep. I was supposed to stay in the garden with Macey boy, but I kinda came inside when everyone was asleep and sorta didn't leave.....I was cuddled up with Aayla then I used the force to hang her up in her wardrobe so her skin wouldnt get wrinkels , all in all it was a good evening, oh and Aaylas fish is ugly I can't wait to stick my light saber into the top of that tank and watch the fish become sushi.

The Saga Begins

2005-06-30T20:11:00.000Z

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
And he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I knew he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"

He was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

by
Wierd Al

sleepover

2005-06-30T15:40:00.000Z

oooh I can't wait there is a sleepover round Jedi Aaylas house *sighs* cough cough sorry Its my uh, hay fever, yeah my hay fever thats it, it makes my chest go a bit wheezy sometimes. I've been spending the last few days wondering around outside in just my speedos trying to gat a nice tan. (thats the terrible thing about these robes you never tan.) I have also been doing some weights to try and improve my physique, you know get rid of the beer belly, I want to look my best for my little hunnie bunnie uh by which I mean the council of course.

Yoda

2005-06-29T14:34:00.000Z

I was looking up the nutritional value of cheetos this morning when I came across this.

No wonder yoda complains that I eat to much of them and should stop, he's secretly working for them! One way ticket to Sith world that it! going behind a fellow jedis back! Every year I apply to work for their company and they say no. NO? NO? how can they say no to a handsom young Jedi such as myself and yes to the 900 year old snot pile?? Its not fair! and I'm sure he knows something about my twin! He sniggers every time I mention it! And this general grevious guy keeps telling me that he had him in captivity but threw him away during the spring cleaning! Aaaaagh wheres my wrestling DVD........ ah there it is, and where are my cheetos..... oh over there right. I'm off for a bit of therapy.

Qui - gon

2005-06-28T10:08:00.000Z

I'm really starting to miss my old master, I thought I could cope with it if I focused on training Anakin but recently I've been feeling like he's around but i can't see him. I also thought I heard his voice this morning in the shower, I've talked to my girlfriend uuuuh I mean Jedi Aayla about this but she hasn't felt his presence or heard him in the shower, I'm realy at a loss at what to do. I really miss Qui and his brownies, I think this is why I got into wrestling to fill the gap but I would give up everything to see him again (well with the exception of beer). I tried to talk to yoda about this but he was in a really grumpy mood, something about dead jedi scaring him "new robe, I shall need. Of it, the cheek. Mmmph. Do this to others, I would not " I also tried to talk to Mace but he only wants to talk about his problems. Any way Aayla suggested that I remember the happy moments for us together, so here goes.

The family photo

The master/padawan race at sports day

Qui cutting chunks out of my hair with the lightsaber

At the water park on holiday

Padme saving us all from that big mouse at disney world.

Excuse me, *cries*

Holiday

2005-06-25T17:11:00.000Z

Yes!! Woo hoo!! I'm off on holiday, well kinda, I'm going to that cave I found on Tatooine needs a bit more decorating, me and Anakin are on a mission to drink as much beer as possible so I can put the empty cans through Yoda's dishwasher and use them to construct tables, chairs, wallpaper perhaps? So far we’ve made a panel for the back of my wardrobe its looking good and I’ve also put a chute in the corner so that when I’ve finished with a can I can throw it down the chute straight into the recycling! And who said I wasn’t clever?

Mace

2005-06-23T19:45:00.000Z

Flooming ewok brained excuse of a jedi! I let mace wash my speeder, being the good mate that I am and he washed the windscreen with the wax wash! Everytime I put the washer on it smears and I can't see a thing. Anyway I'd just arrived at the jedi temple and he was all over me like huh were mates now, wow y'know I've never been liked before (yeah can see why macey boy) he then proceded top be all over me and in the council he kept sugesting me for missions, hence I have a mission to find missing Jedi Aayla, locate and destroy death star jr (the death glow worm), dispand bandits on Tatooine and empty the canteen bins on thursday! I'll wash my own speeder from now on, or perhaps I shall get one of those intern things that Yoda's got, oooh but I'd have to feed him and clean him out and stuff. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Padme

2005-06-22T20:42:00.000Z

What a lovely girl that padme is, bless her, she's helping me look for my twin. Everyone at the temple is all "you have no twin, look into your heart you know it to be true" but all thats in my heart is cheetos, speeders and wrestling *cries* anyway shes been having a terrible time recently with Pink fluffy things that look like this Cute they may be but vicious, one bit me on the finger! anyway these pink fluffy things invaded her wardrobe and wore all her clothes and ate her lipstic, (she also thinks that they stole her Brittany Spears cd's but I know that was Yoda because I found them under his pillow whilst looking for beer) and shes had to sort out all the problems that Jar Jar caused with the photo copier and Aaylas not talking to her, come to think of it shes not talking to me either, I wonder where she is? It was going well between us two, midnight lightsaber practice, clubbin, pubbin, walks by the lake... havn't seen fluke around much either..... OMG I get it! how could she! Well anyway I've got to get going promised Mace he could wash my speeder, after all its what mates do.

Photo album

2005-06-21T16:01:00.000Z

Everyone seems to be having a dig at me so I thought I would get the photo album out.

Jar Jar and his sword eating (6 hours down A&E we spent)

The time we told Aayla her bum was too big so she tried to cut it down a bit with her light saber

Mace in a little number. (Lucky he has the legs for it)

Qui-gon's not the only stoner

The time storm troopers crashed our party and used the pool (what a great bunch of guys)

Yoda last christmas

When we thought it would be good to dip Qui-gon in carbonite

Yodas not the only one scared of spiders.

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