tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13256082.post-87765156579969489372008-02-01T19:42:00.000-06:002008-02-01T20:09:20.320-06:00Some questions brought up by my pathetic self trolling dating websites mere days from my 39th(!) birthday.<br /><br />What the hell happened to all those guys who say, "Any honest women?" and "no games" or my favorite, "no drama." They might as well say "no relationships" if they think that they're not going to have lies, drama and games. No one is that honest or laid back.<br /><br />How many inches should I take off of a guy's listed height on his profile? Is that guy who claims to be 5' 7" really 5' 6" or 5' 5"? Or are guys honest about that?<br /><br /><br />And what does all <span style="font-weight: bold;">this</span> mean?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">I'm a good guy. I open doors when necessary but won't go out of my way.</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">I will pay for the first date but am counting on you to be a big girl and take care of yourself.</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">When I say I will call I will but won't call you five times a day.</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">I can listen to you gripe about others just don't gripe at me.</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">I respect your space...please respect mine.</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">I'm witty but not going to show someone up.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Here's my interpretation:</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">If I feel like it, I'll be nice.<br />My ex spent every dime I made, and there's nothing left.<br />Don't call me.<br />You aren't allowed to complain about anything that I do.<br />You aren't ever going to stay the night.<br />I'm not that smart and I don't like it when people get the better of me in conversation.<br /><br />I'm feeling a little mean. That's probably not the right mood in which to find a date.<br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_NYOwbtwUUVw/R6PQY-WptHI/AAAAAAAAAAg/Tq232K_tSnA/s1600-h/me17eqlB%26W03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_NYOwbtwUUVw/R6PQY-WptHI/AAAAAAAAAAg/Tq232K_tSnA/s320/me17eqlB%26W03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162198725370164338" border="0" /></a>Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10584884625364971406noreply@blogger.com