tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13256082.post-23498761503812574822007-03-29T19:39:00.000-05:002007-03-29T20:13:31.465-05:00I got invited to prom today. One of my male students told me he doesn't have a date. Then he said, "Miss, will you go to prom with me?"<br /><br />I said, "No offense, but ewww. I'm way too old for you, and I'm your teacher."<br /><br />The girls at the table closest to me started to giggle, and said, "Miss, that was mean!"<br /><br />I didn't think so, but when I told my mom she said, "You didn't say 'eww' to his face, did you?"<br /><br />My students seem awfully concerned with my personal life. Who am I dating, and if not, why don't I have a boyfriend? Do I go to the clubs? How do I dance? Do I like cheese?* Do I think the principal's hot? Would I date the principal if he wasn't married? Would I date the principal and break up his marriage if I knew he was the love of my life?<br /><br />Perhaps their next step will be to set me up with their relatives.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br />*For those of you that don't know, cheese is a drug combination of heroin and Tylenol PM. They were trying to trick me into saying that I do drugs.</span>Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10584884625364971406noreply@blogger.com