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Criticizing Obama is a GATEWAY THUG...

2009-06-13T14:50:00.002+01:00

Did you know that criticizing Obama is a GATEWAY THUG...

Just say NO kids. Say NO to calling Obama a Socialist, or a Marxist.

This is how it starts. You meet up with a few friends to worship Obama, then somebody says:

"Hey dude, toke on this MP3 of Limbaugh calling our hip leader a socialist who wants to steal your liberties and turn you into a government contolled slave..."

Sounds harmless doesn't it. Cool, rebellious even. But what you don't realize is that these conservative opinions are what experts call a Gateway Thug.

Pretty soon you'll want a bigger high -- you may tune into Mark Levin and hear an intellectual dismantling of the left's assualt on the US Constitution.

It's just a short step to back alleys with extremist dealers main-lining murderous intent as a crazed gunman who wants to kill all Jews and Jeanine Garofalo.

And it all starts with what you think of as "soft" criticism of our President (PBUH)..

DON'T DO IT LITTLE DUDES. JUST SAY NO TO CRITICIZING OBAMA.

Paul Krugman... What you see is what you get:Damn Ugly.

2009-06-13T12:10:00.003+01:00

Paul Krugman is paid by the New York Times to write barely literate gibberish. So it was nice to see Krugman in full Goebbels rant-mode in his June 11, 2009 hit piece of extremist hate speech.

Boy is Krugman down with the hate for conservatives. Apparently Krugman thinks the Jew hating lunatic who murdered a guard at the Washington Holocaust Museum was motivated by, amongst others, Fox News.

How apt Paul the K is wearing his brown suit in his NYT photo -- goes very nicely with his brown-shirts posting in support.

They're the hate-filled goons obsessed with Fox News. It's really an unhealthy pathology with them. They just cannot stand the fact that there is a reality based news alternative to the 24/7/52 State Controlled Media.

As usual, Krugman also never lets reality and/or facts get in the way of his penchant for hate-write.

Facts like these:

Von Brunn is a Christian hating, Jew hating, anti-capitalist nutjob who is also a conspiracy nut 9/11 Troofer.

Sounds just a bit like Krugman. And his brown shirts. Now none of this is a secret. It's on Von Brunn's website. But Paul the K doesn't let pesky little inconvenient truths get in the way of his seething hatred for all things vaguely "right" including "conservatives."

So just for the ever-ignorant Krugman let's emphasize:

#1. Von Brunn was a 9/11 troofer. Rather like many of the posters ay the NYT he thinks George Bush was behind the murder of 3000 people on September 11, 2001.

How do we know this: Because he writes in an online petition: "many grave and still unresolved crimes were committed by US officials prior to, during and after the events of 9/11″

Who sponsored the petition and why?

That would be 911Truth.org which boasts that it exists to, among other things, “...expose the official lies and cover-up surrounding the events of September 11th, 2001 in a way that inspires the people to overcome denial and understand the truth; namely, that elements within the US government and covert policy apparatus must have orchestrated or participated in the execution of the attacks for these to have happened in the way that they did.”, according to its website.

Oh yeah -- they SOUND like Reagan conservatives alright.

#2. In fact, Von Brunn is a socialist who has publically stated his hatred of both Presidents Bush and other “neo-cons.” Hey you know who else hated them? Well Krugman for one. And Krugman's acolytes, of course, who also hate the Bushes. And "neo-cons."

There's also a rather famous NYT writer who also hates "neo-cons." Oh yeah, that would be Paul Krugman. Neo-con!!! It's code for Jew doncha know.

#3. Von Brunn's writings reveal a vicious hatred of big corporations that is indistinguishable from that of the lunatic fringe "anti-globalization" activists. You know, the masked thugs who regularly attack the cops and destroy city blocks every time the IMF or the G-8, 15, 20, whatever comes to town. You know, just like so many of the neo-comms posting at The NYT.

Yep, they sound very conservative influenced.

#4 Like so many Fundamentalist Leftists who are Christian haters, Von Brunn is also a Christophobe.

He writes of Christianity...(and these are his caps, by the way.) "These dangerous, imbecilic, concepts, tenets, and teachings, often treasonous, DESTROYED the Roman Empire and drenched the soil of Europe with Aryan blood for almost 2000 years!

The Big Lie technique, employed by Paul to create the CHRISTIAN RELIGION, also was used to create the HOLOCAUST RELIGION … CHRISTIANITY AND THE HOLOCAUST are HOAXES."

Talking about BIG LIES -- wasn't the technique perfected by Josef Goebbles? Why, yes it was. It seems he has an able student in Paul Krugman.

DON'T PANIC! Government will save internet. LOL.

2009-04-30T18:35:00.004+01:00

Fox News reports that the Internet will soon have to be rationed. It won't happen till 2012 though!

That means Amercans will get plenty of time to get used to rationing via Obama's Fannie Mae National Heathcare System when you'll be waiting months for treatment as it's "rationed".

Internet users face regular "brownouts" that will freeze their computers as capacity runs out in cyberspace, according to research to be published later this year.

Experts predict that consumer demand, already growing at 60 percent a year, will start to exceed supply as early as 2010 because of more people working online and the soaring popularity of bandwidth-hungry Web sites such as YouTube and services such as the BBC's iPlayer. It will initially lead to computers being disrupted and going offline for several minutes at a time. Beginning in 2012, however, PCs and laptops are likely to operate at a much reduced speed, rendering the Internet an "unreliable toy."

DON'T PANIC... and note the big friendly letters!

Clearly the government should step in and save us all from Twitter Twilight and Blog Braindeath.

Bureaucrats are so good at innovation and "smart" ideas. In fact, everything the Obamapparatchiks do is so so smart.

Obama need to appoint a Web Czar and a committee to save the day. NOW.

It should be called the...Web And Networks Key Enterprise Research Sub-committee...WANKERS for short.

Janet Napoli-nutso...The DHS's Woman Caused Disaster

2009-04-15T16:31:00.002+01:00

Every organization has its whack-jobs -- just look at Obama administration, though it's easier to spot the few sane people.

Just to name one crazy, how about Janet Napolitano? Recently she made an ass of asses of herself as part of Obama's Debase The English Language Program.

SPIEGEL: Madame Secretary, in your first testimony to the US Congress as Homeland Security Secretary you never mentioned the word "terrorism." Does Islamist terrorism suddenly no longer pose a threat to your country?

Napolitano: I presume there is always a threat from terrorism... although I did not use the word "terrorism," I referred to "man-caused" disasters.... but it demonstrates that we want to move away from the politics of fear toward a policy of being prepared for all risks that can occur.

Oh really? I checked Janet Napoli-nutso's 10 page DHS document smearing any conservative who opposes the Obama administration.

It uses the word TERRORIST/TERRORISM 15 times, including these two...

PAGE 3: The DHS/Office of Intelligence and Analysis (I&A) has no specific information that domestic rightwing* terrorists are currently planning acts of violence,

PAGE 2: The information is provided to federal, state, local, and tribal counterterrorism and law enforcement officials so they may effectively deter, prevent, preempt, or respond to terrorist attacks against the United States.

Then there this classic doozy which started as part of the Clinton administration's vast-right wing conspiracy against their divine right to rule.

During the 1990s, these issues contributed to the growth in the number of domestic rightwing terrorist groups...

But to be accurate, surely she means: DOMESTIC RIGHTWING MAN CAUSED DISASTER GROUPS?

And no offense, but doesn't Napolitano look like a Tranny Caused Disaster?

Ron Howard cracks Da Dummy Code

2009-04-11T12:21:00.006+01:00

The incredibly rich Hollywood Director Ron Howard took time out of his busy schedule promoting his follow up to his truly bad movie The Da Vinci Code. He wanted to give us the accumulated wisdom he's gleaned from so-called "Europeans."

Apparently Howard The Duck could have been the warm up act for President Obama's recent Blame and Apologize For America Tour

Appearing with Bill Maher (the man who puts mentally ill into mentally ill-informed putz) Ducky has a problem with America being:

1. A Superpower. Hates it.
2. Exporting democracy. Hates democracy.
3. The US military. Hates the military. (That explains the Alamo -- his crappy movie, not the heroic defense.)
4. Being bloated. Yeah, no idea what that means either.

It seems Howard the Duck is a "progressive." A term which goes back to President Woodrow Wilson, 1914-21 (America's first quasi-socialist President).

“Progressive” is now Marxist code for the cult of a reactionary, regressive political movement best described as COLLECTIVIST TOTALITARIANISM of varying pinkist to red hues: from the soft tyranny of the control freak Stateist; to the tyrannical dictatorship supporting the cult of the great leader.

These ideas are at least 200 years old. Communism, socialism, fascism, Marxism, welfare stateism, National Socialism, Nazism. Been there, done that, nothing new to see here. You can't make an omlet without murdering tens of millions.

To back up his supine positions, Ducky claims that:

"I've actually spent a lot more time in Europe and working with crew members and actors and understanding how they live and how they think and they grow up."

I guess he means BRITISH CREWS -- certainly for The Da Vinci Code, and other movies he shot over on Blighty sound stages.

In that case, I can confidently riposte that he's a deluded idiot when it come to the "working-class" types who work as Grips, Clapperboard holders, Foleys, Set Builders, et al on British sound stages and on location.

(And yes, I do vaguely know what I'm talking about, being a working-class lad who once wrote a TV ad which was shot at the famous Shepperton Studios.)

Although heavily unionized, these guys (invariably men) are typical "working class" Tories (conservative). The older ones, back in the conservative day, voted for Maggie Thatcher to a man.

If he really understood the British movie crews, he'd know they don't think of themselves as "European" for starters

If he really talked to them, he'd hear their talk about how the UK is being ruined by socialists. How an orgy of unrestrained immigration into a country slightly smaller than Oregon was destroying their national identity. How crime was out of control. How their taxes were going through the roof. How the country was dissolving into irrelevancy.

Oh -- you'd have thought little stuff like that may have resonated around that empty noggin.

The SUPER-RICH actors, on the other hand. Well, they love Obama. They love socialist high taxes. Mainly because they employ bigtime lawyers and accountants to move heaven, earth and countries, so as not to pay their share of high taxes. Good gig huh?

Oh and Ron -- do you REALLY think that some lowly stagehand is going to "argue" with the boss about "politics"? I'm thinking they do what all those who know which side their bread is buttered... they just nod and mutter "whatever you say, guv."

This is Pauline Kael Syndrome -- the celebrated dimwit who was shocked I tells ya, that Nixon won because she didn't know anyone on the Upper East Side who voted for Tricky Dicky, dahlink!

What a elitist jerk Howard is, to even mouth this rubbish.

When filming in Pinewood for months, did Ducky invite any of his crew to those swanky dinner parties in some billionaire's mansion in the elite Buckinghamshire countryside?

Did he swap bon-mots with Tom and Sir Ian, whilst taking oysters and champers at The Ivy -- haunt of the rich and famous? Did the Duckster chat amiably over a late supper with the Camera Gate Checker at Pierre Marco White's latest super-exclusive Chelsea eaterie?

Err, probably not. The thing I loath most about Howard is not his utter ignorance. It's his arrogant assumption that his "crew" thinks like he does. Then amazingly, he "suddenly" finds that European liberal elites think just like him. Whoopsy-do! Who knew they were all champagne socialists-- just like HIM!

Fortunately "actors" in Europe, such as Sir Ian McKellan (big shill for the British Labor Party), educated him in the benefits of their Nationalized Health Service. Not that McKellan uses the British crappy socialist healthcare system personally, doncha know. He’s RICH. Where’s my pitchfork?

Not that Howard will be using Obama's Fannie Mae Healthcare System planned for America. How very progressive of you, Ron Howard The Duck.

Yo Ho Ho... And a bottle of dumb

2009-04-10T17:54:00.005+01:00

Have you thought of the laughable absurdity of this:

There's a small lifeboat, 4 Muslims armed with AK-47s and one captive, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by US Warships...

And the President of the United States sends in... (DRUM ROLL) an FBI negotiator.

God almighty.

Now, anyone care to muse why that gutsy Captain, who tried to escape, wasn't immediately grabbed up by covert Seal Teams within ear shot of that life boat?

Orders from el Presidente, maybe?

Meanwhile Senator John Kerry (D) (who served in Vietnam, by the way) is to hold SENATE PIRATE HEARINGS...

Provisional List of Witnessses

Johnny Depp
Long John Silver
Jim Hawkins
Captain Hook
Peter Pan
Blackbeard

C-Span in alliance with Arrr-Span and Pirate Radio is expected to cover the whole proceedings live next Monday thru Thursday.

Meanwhile the smartest, handsomest, bravest and buffest man who ever lived, everer -- President Obama is boning up on the subject by reading Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island, J.M. Barrie's Peter Pan; and taking a fact-finding trip on Airforce One to Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean theme park ride

REALITY:
Here's what I don't understand about the whole "pirate" thing under the Obama administration.

Hillary Clinton has emphasized that this is a "criminal matter."

Okay -- then how can the Obama administration use the US military to settle any criminal act?

In "criminal" acts, doesn't the Justice Department have to follow certain procedures.

1. Miranda rights?

2. Legal protections for the "criminals," such as chain of evidence?

3. Prosecution of any Marines for any action that violates their "rights." Hell they've prosecuted US troops for killing terrorists in a war zone.

Oh well, when it's all resolved, I expect the President to give us another Obowa.

Coming soon to a TV near you...The Obowa

2009-04-06T19:02:00.003+01:00

Anyone surprised that it's Obamamateur Night Out all over: DVDs, Royal wePods from Cosco.

Statecraft protocol has been established over the centuries to avoid insulting the leaders of other countries. Provoking wars, and other of life's little unpleasantnesses.

You know... you meet the King of Togo, mistake his wife for his lunch, and before you know it, bows and arrows are being deployed.

Obama is the head of state. When he meets other heads of state he meets an equal, no matter how big, small, significant or insignificant the state in question.

It's long-established protocol. Doesn't change, despite Obama's hopey-changey-feely PR generated childish idiocy.

So what to make of President Obama when he bows low to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia at the G(od-awful)-20?

Well it's easy. You do not bow to an equal, even if they are a monarch. Did he bow to the Queen of England as he handed over the $200 iPod a staffer picked up on eBay for a snip? A calculated sly insult, if ever there was one.

Well, I missed that bow. But she accepted the regifting with good grace--even though she isn't an insomniac, for which his pre-loaded collected speeches would have been the perfect cure.

Here's the fact: It's a shameful act of subservience for the head of state of the United States to bow to any other head of state.

I don't believe career staffers at the State Department don't know this. That's absurd.

This is so weird that I can't even fathom what's going on. Arrogant, distainful and dismissive know-nothing know-it-all at home. Apologizing, crawling, bowing world-class know-nothing abroad.

I'm a carbon-based lifeform... so screw you eco-loon!

2009-04-04T15:13:00.003+01:00

Thank God for CARBON DIOXIDE.

This colorless, odorless gas (known as Dry Ice in its solid form) is essential for life on earth.

That is why, of course, the vast abundance of this essential atmospheric gas (96%) is produced naturally by Mother Earth -- or Gaia, as some ecoloons insist on calling her.

Even though in itself, CO2 is an infinitesimal part per million of the atmosphere, is it vital for the growth of all plants and vegetation, and for sustaining life on earth for all species.

Simply put, the more Carbon Dioxide, the lusher and healthier the vegetation.

JACK: Thanks for all the great work CO2.

CO2: You're welcome Jack! My Pleasure!

JACK: When's Carbon Dioxide Day?

CO2: Dunno Jack. But sounds like a great idea. Organize it.

JACK: I will.

CO2: Well alright then.

Obama gets his priorities right

2009-03-23T18:14:00.002Z

NO-CLASS PROJECT:

March 25, 2009

11.00-12.00
Visit the Hollywood set of hit TV series Dirty Sexy Money. Nice.

12.00-12.45
Get autographs from Peter Krause (loved him in Six Feet Over) and Donald Sutherland who rocks in 24, though I disagree with torture.

13.00-15.00
Hit the gym with secret service spotting weights for moi. What is it about sweaty, muscled men that brings out innocent back-slapping comaraderie.

15.00-17.00
Pickup basketball game with Cabinet. Yo -- am gonna kick that ballerina Emmanuel's pinky ass.

18.00-19.30
Meet with Teleprompter to receive next day's strategy. He's gotten his own blog, and is getting a bit big-headed.

20.00-22.00
Guest judge on American Idol. Might wear T-Shirt to show I'm more ripped than that very manly British dude.

JACK CAFFERTY: WORKING HIS RACIST TAIL OFF

2009-03-18T00:48:00.003Z

Sometimes you just have to thank liberals for pointing out the obvious.

Until recently I would never have seen this, but by using the liberal special RACISM DECODER RING, all this racism becomes clear.

Let's take CNN's Jack Cafferty as a for instance.

On The Situation Room (3/17/09) Cafferty says:

“Whether it’s creating commissions for women and girls, ordering the investigation of President Bush’s use of signing statements, or jamming a huge stimulus package through Congress, the man is working his tail off."

Okay let's get past the risible, childish prattle about creating commissions for females. Jack oh Jack, that's the oldest trick in the book when politicians want to appear to be doing something instead of the bugger all that's actually going on.

No, I'm more interested in RACISM. The left's top obsession alongside sex and queers. (And YES one of my best friends is of the homosexual persuasion.)

Cafferty says on air that Obama is... "working his tail off."

Pretty innocent right? WRONG!

So Cafferty is saying that an African-American President has a "tail."

You know who else has a tail? A monkey.

So basically, isn't Cafferty really comparing the President to a monkey, with all the racial history that entails, no pun intended.

Now I know some of you conservatives may think come on Jack, that's nuts. Crazy talk.

But if the left teaches us ANYTHING, it's that you can see racism everywhere, if you really, really try.

Y'all have a good maccaca day now.

THE MOUSE THAT BORED

2009-03-15T15:34:00.006Z

So the Lamey Show’s Jon Stewart (and his 100 pathologically unfunny writers) goes after a silly cable TV guy for lame stock picks; all watched by an audience smaller than the men in Larry Craig's bathroom.

Well let’s look at Stewart’s TWO YEAR, DAY IN DAY OUT STOCK PICK…

Barack Obama.

Mmmm, putting on stoopid unfunny Stewart face…

Yes… yes Jon… you’ve spent the past two years pushing your failed stock pick: Obama. Sucking up, defending, carrying his urine, attacking conservatives.

So when somebody in the televised media has the effrontery to go after YOUR stock pick…

Well then, that cannot be allowed to stand, can it… Mr Eff You?

Isn’t THAT the real reason for your week long assault on a fairly unknown CNBC cable guy?

Like the vast majority of the whole of America, the only Kramer I've ever heard of is a fictional character in a show about nothing. (Rather like your show.)

But I am sure this Cramer runs a disclaimer at the end of his show emphasizing that his opinions are his own; and that you should not buy stocks and shares without taking independent advice from a financial expert.

Though you have to ask: who in their right mind buys stock on the advice of a guy on a cable TV show? A man whose shtick seems to consist of be hopping around like a nutjob. I'd rather take advice from George Kostanza.

Of course, there is a whole cult of people who invested in a guy who redefines cool-dumb down. These Loony Obamatoons all based their pick on relentless stock advice on the Democrat shilled Networks, and on cable TV shows like the Lamey Show.

Thanks Stewart. You did your small bit (audience 1.4 million) to get Obama selected, thus irrefutably proving my clever observation that in the Obama administration: DUMB IS THE NEW SMART.

Unfortunately the whole world has to suffer for that piss-poor stock pick.

THE BRITISH-INSPIRED SOCIALISTS ARE COMING...

2009-02-28T11:45:00.006Z

...For Your Money... For Your Property... For Your Liberty.

Because it's just worked so damn well in the UK and the EUro-trash economies...

It's what tyrannical, welfare-addled state leftists do. They cannot help themselves, as they help themselves to your freedom... to speak... to live... and to prosper by your own efforts.

GENERAL 'FRANCO' IS STILL BRAINDEAD

2009-02-15T13:11:00.004Z

Denis Leary is hilarious. And up till now Rescue Me has been on my must watch list.

So when I read of a Season 5 storyline in which...

“Mr. Sunjata’s character (Franco)delivers a two-minute monologue for a French journalist describing a 'neoconservative government effort' to control the world’s oil, drastically increase military spending and 'change the definition of pre-emptive attack.' To put it into action, he continues, 'what you need is a new Pearl Harbor. That’s what they said they needed.'”

My heart sank faster than Tax Cheat Daschle's confirmation. If I want to hear this type of grossly insulting and disgusting crazy paranoia, I'll visit Daily Koshite, thanks very much!

But here's the thing. If Rescue Me remained true to its characters and their "arc," as developed so far, this element of the Franco character would have been hinted at, if not revealed, in the past four seasons starting in 2004.

But Franco didn't wake up one morning in Seasons 1-4 and decide he was a nut.

Franco was well established as a supreme narcissist, and a womanizing heartless dick, in Seasons 1 through 3. He is without a serious thought in his head.

A DIMWIT, albeit marginally smarter than the other certified moron, the Probie, who suddenly decides he's gay. Or not. And all hilariously written by Leary and Peter Tolan (a writer I've admired for The Larry Sanders Show, Analyze This, et al.)

Franco has never made any mention of 9/11 conspiracies at all. Which is a bit weird as the whole premise of the show is founded on the devastating effects 9/11 had on the individual firefighter. You would think it would come up.

Okay, oaky -- this is fiction here. An alternate universe which incorporates real events into made-up people. So let's just accept that a successful drama needs actual DRAMA to drive the show, else it would be a boring one hour; and allow the dick Franco his sudden conversion to nutjob status.

What would the truthful reaction of an established character like TOMMY GALVIN be.

I suggest that the Tommy character, as brilliantly developed by Leary, would DECK HIM -- and kick his ass straight out of the Ladder; and/or the Fire Department totally.

There's no doubt about that. In fact, Leary himself would seem to despise 9/11 Liars (the self-proclaimed troofers). Apparently Glenn Beck interviewed him a couple of years ago, and the subject came up. Leary took the opportunity to give the 9/11 Liars a verbal kicking.

So if they follow through the character arcs with logical honesty, then I'll continue watching. But if this sudden diversion is merely a sop to an actor who's clearly gotten more than his fair share of mental problems, then screw RESCUE ME. And sorry Denis, you will have lost a big fan in that case.

TERRORISTIC'S ANNONYMOUS:12 STEP PROGRAM

2009-01-24T11:41:00.004Z

Now that the Hopeless One has made a knee-jerk, totally politicized, un-nuanced leftist reaction to close Guantanamo Bay, and stop the War on Terror, he's gotten his crack team working on something really vital...

NEW NAMES to change the tone in Washington.

For instance, now America's and Bush's war on terror is over, according to the new President:

"our nation is at WAR with a FAR REACHING NETWORK of violence and hatred?"

Oh yeah? And who's running this "network"? NBC, ABC, CBS? The Mormons?

So here's a suggestion on renaming Gitmo. How about: Camelot/The Caribbean White House; or The Oval Office Southern Command. Spiffy huh?

Of course, Al-kayda is very excited that its Gitmo operatives will soon be back to their lawful Islamic activities of a terrorizin', a torturin' and a killin.' As such they've composed a little ditty to celebrate the one called Hussein:

If the Gimo’s a closin’, expect martyrs to be explodin’

But they are worried that the U.S. zionist pigs may have brainwashed them, as such they are establishing ...

TERRORISTICS' ANNONYMOUS 12 STEP PROGRAM TO PARADISE

1. We admitted we were powerless to influence the filthy Infidel, Christian, Jew, Hindu, and that slacker jerk at Blockbusters who always calls us dude while he smokes a reefer.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to oppressing women and hanging homosexuals from cranes.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of ALLAH as we understood Him to be one smokin’ hot mother.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of the women of Hooters.

5. Admitted to ALLAH, to ourselves, and to other human beings (excluding the Jew sons of apes and pigs) the exact nature of our wrongs including our healthy obsession with DVD porn and re-runs of The View.

6. Were entirely ready to have ALLAH remove all these defects of character in others first.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings like: BO, large unsightly facial moles, tombstone teeth, and zits.

8. Made a list of all persons we wish to harm, and became willing to make jihad on their ass.

9. Made direct violent attacks to such people wherever possible, except when to do so wouldn't harm JEWS or other INFIDELS.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and, when we were wrong, promptly lied though our rotten teeth about it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with ALLAH as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of just how smokin’ are those 72 Virgins, do they (hopefully) include sisters, and is pizza readily available after?

12. Having had a 40 degree proof spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to crazy Mullahs, and to practice these principles in all our evil deeds, so help us Allah.

BE UPSTANDING FOR PRESIDENT HUBRIS

2009-01-02T19:12:00.004Z

The hubris of Obama, and his slobbering acolytes, has reached a height to which we have seldom been privileged to witness in public.

The Office of the President Elect, being but a glorious manifestation of their hubris; and the cause of endless mocking amongst those of us still inclined to prick the pompous facade of the insufferably self-righteous.

In Greek tragedy this excessive pride or hubris was eventually punished by the Greek Goddess Nemesis.

Now the media hacks generally know what a creepy, thin-skinned, easily annoyed, and essentially unlikeable person Barack Obama is. He was very unpopular with the travelling Hack Corps during the campaign.

Of course, he had/has his homo-erotically charged camp followers, like Chris Matthews, Matt Lauer and others. And the female hackettes of a certain age all carry a spare set of metaphorical panties to throw at him Tom Jones style.

But generally one gets the impression that most, in their hearts, recognized a well-practised huckster when they saw one.

But the back-rub was this, the hacks are still Democrats to the core; and still wanted the extreme lefty Democrat elected.

A sort of forced "Support the mission, but not the troops' leader."

Will this last? And who, or what, will be Obama's nemesis. Will he fly, Icarus like, too near the New York Sun, and crash to ground under a barrage of actual journalism?

Maybe the late British Prime Minister, Harold McMillan gives us a clue. When asked by a journalist what was most likely to blow governments off course, he replied in typical laconic style: "Events dear boy, events."

Events are going to happen to the Obama administration, in buckets. They already are, because he is, after all, the President Elect, doncha know?

It hardly helps that one of the moustachioed faces of the new administration is also extremely unpleasant: David Axelrod, ugly on the inside and the outside.

A mordant face that launched a thousand shits in his own image. Easily annoyed, and visibly bristling at being asked even a half decent real question, Axelrod is ripe for an on-air confrontation in which he comes off the uber-jerk.

So it will be interesting to see whether the media finally realizes its job is Nemesis to Obama’s endless hubris.

Or maybe events themselves will be the nemesis, overwhelming the carefully constructed façade of “competence” that rests on a foundation of thin air, and white media complicity in not treating a black candidate with the same skepticism it treats white politicians?

(Sorry, but someone has to say the racial guilt that dare not speak its name.)

It may take a while, though. Let’s hope it happens in the first term at least.

CHILD ABUSE - LIBERAL STYLE

2008-11-08T15:28:00.006Z

You want some definitive proof of just how crazy liberals truly are? That is way crazier than you think!

in his New York Times fifth "column" celebrating the election of Barack Obama, Nikolas "Boris" Kristoff makes the creepy cult of Obama seem even uh...creepier.. and cultier (if possible).

This is his DAUGHTER for crying out loud!

"My 11-year-old daughter toiled with her friends this fall to sell lemonade and cookies to raise money for Mr. Obama's campaign, all on their own initiative."

(Sure smarmy, we believe that! More likely she's been brainwashed and you suddenly thought hey, this sounds creepy as people will think I dragooned her.)

"On Election Day, my daughter was still selling Obama buttons in the street, and on election night, she flagrantly defied her bedtime rules to celebrate as history unfolded.

Now she's ready to drop out of school--who needs algebra?--and become a community organizer."

(That would be the private school you spend thousands on annually so she doesn't have to mix with those public school dopes who actually believe the vote for "change" crap.)

"The obvious way to institutionalize that kind of excitement is a national service program."

(To be known henceforth as Obama's Little Red Re-Education Kamps For Wayward Thinkers.)

Seriously Kristoff I'd rather institutionalize you for the public good. But if he is condoning child abuse, why not compel his 11 year old, insuferable brat to do something more useful and less criminal.

Like making Nikes for a dollar a day in an Asian sweatshop?

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

DEMOCRAT CONGRESS UNVEILS PLANTO REGULATE UNIVERSE

2008-05-27T18:41:00.004+01:00

Democrat Congress unveils plan to regulate Universe
Deepak Vijay Throwt, The Politiscum
5/27/08
Following NASA's success with the Phoenix Mars Lander, the Senate met today to debate an emergency bill to stop DRILLING ON MARS immediately.

Senate leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada) opened the proceedings with a statement...

"Mars is a pristine wilderness untouched by man. No one can know what damage a human designed drilling device may have on the helpless microbes that may exist under the Martian surface.

The microbes may, one day, grow up and evolve into cute Polar Bears, or the vicious Saber Toothed Pelosi. Think of the children.

As homosexual, transgendered, transvestial and heterosexual beings we have a duty to protect the ENTIRE universe from this exploitation.

For this reason the Democrat position is clear... for the sake of the Martian environment we must NEVER drill on Mars. Stop the MADNESS now!"

Following his speech Senator Reid became tired and emotional as he was helped from the Senate floor by men in white coats. He was immediately transported to a secure location.

MEDIA IN TANK FOR OBAMA...LUCKILY IT'S THE DUKAKIS TANK

2008-05-16T13:42:00.003+01:00

The media is in full protection mode for Senator Barack Obama, a man with a resume thinner than an anorexic super-model, but possesesing all her foreign policy knowledge.

So it's quite amusing to listen to the spittle drooling Matthews, Shuster and the rest of MSNBC's Obama worshipping hacks, who don't know much about history.

In particular, they have managed to take offense at some fairly obvious remarks President Bush made to the Knesset. This would be Bush's contention that the idea of "talking" to raging dictators, in the insane hope you can change their minds, is somewhat, uh -- misguided. As proved by Neville Chamberlain.

That led spit-boy Matthews to have a hysterical fit whist "interviewing" a pretty dumb Radio jock who didn't quite understand what Neville Chamberlain did in the years prior Munich.

Memo to MSNBC: the actual policy of appeasing Hitler DID NOT begin and end with the Munich Agreement which shamefully recognized Hitler's right to the Sudetenland.

Appeasement of Hitler began in 1933 and ran thru to 1939, with Chamberlain being an integral part of all the meaningless "talks" and "diplomacy," to which Hitler had NO intent of ever being persuaded by.

He simply used that time to plot and build up his armed forces whilst breaking every treaty. It was what he planned all along, NO MATTER what France and England said, did, threatened, blustered or capitulated on.

Just like Iran is doing today.

The Munich agreement was simply the written CULMINATION of all that previous pointless activity, but hey... what the hell, it made the appeasers feel oh so good that they weren't like that horrible warmonger Churchill.

And hey ho -- so six million Jews were exterminated, the world was plunged into a world war which killed another 30 million...

Forget that -- the really really important thing is to ensure that a naive fool like Obama is protected by a spittle drooler and his audience, which knows even less than him. And that's saying something.

So it is perfectly analogous to Obama's idiotic idea of him, personally, as President, talking with Iran face to face. What an ignorant dumbkopf Obama truly is.

Well, he was, after all, a "community organizer," thus is perfectly trained to be a liberal appeaser.

Yes, as Matthews was vaguely aware yesterday, Chamberlain did sign an agreement with Hitler, but that was merely a codified act of appeasement that followed on from all those fruitless "talks."

Following years of "talks" and "diplomacy," the first appeasement by Chamberlain and others, was the Anschluss, (annexation) of Austria into Greater Germany by the Nazi regime on March 12, 1938.

And seeing Iran has been annexing parts of Lebanon through its proxies for years, there again is another perfect analogy.

So please, let’s have less of the self-satisfied grunts from leftists whose grasp of history is even less tenuous than Keith Olbermann's relationship with reality.

MRS OBAMA GIVES ABLACK DOUR SALUTE

2008-05-11T11:46:00.003+01:00

Michelle Obama seems to be an unhappy, middle-aged black woman. I have a scream, indeed. But why?

She went to Princeton and graduated. She’s now gotten herself a few million in the bank; picked up a huge mansion for a song; oh ... and her husband is running for President based on the highly controversial platform of hope!

What’s not to like? Well America apparently.

It’s almost as if Michelle Obama is a bitter person clinging to her sub-Marxist views on all sorts of things: capitalism, race, politics and culture.

So why the black dour salute Michelle?

Let’s take her Princeton thesis as the alpha and the omega. Now the whole idea of going to a Ivy League college is to broaden your horizons. Expand your mind. Meet new people who think differently. Enrich yourself intellectually.

It’s where YOU, the individual human-being, should experience the collective wisdom of those who came before, and upon whose shoulders we all stand. There are millenniums of Western thought to absorb, if you let it happen.

So what is Michelle Obama’s thesis about? It’s supposedly an analysis of other African-Americans who attended Princeton, and how that that affected “their” perception of what it means to be black.

In other words, her thesis is all about her.

It’s a narcissistic exercise in race-gazing. It’s the race thang.

All Michelle Obama (nee Robinson) appears to have gotten out of Princeton is the idea that what the black community needs is for them not to engage in the capitalist backbone of America.

Nah, that’s a “race” sell out to whitey. No, what Michelle thinks is that blacks need to REJECT the “white” work value and become social workers.

Just like her husband. Who never clerked for a Supreme Court Justice, but, as the first black President of the Harvard Law Review,who could have written his own ticket, became a “Community Organizer.” Sure.

THROUGH AN ASS, DARKLY

2008-05-05T14:54:00.004+01:00

The extreme left-wing, anti-"zionist" (i.e. Jew hating) British rag The Guardian now thinks it is its duty to carry the water for American socialists, these days.

Remember its disastrous attempt to influence the 2004 Presidential race? Americans didn't like it. Well, those few who heard about it.

So last week it promotes a nutty conspiro-theory espoused by Spike Lee on behalf of the man who redefines HATE PREACH downwards: The Reverend Wright-Nutter.

Do the right thing and shut up, Lee urges pastor.
Xan Brooks
Thursday May 1, 2008

'If he loves Obama he needs to shut up right now'... Spike Lee on Jeremiah Wright.
Director Spike Lee has waded into the ongoing controversy surrounding Jeremiah Wright, the Chicago pastor whose provocative statements have proved a thorn in the side of Democrat frontrunner Barack Obama. Lee advises the preacher to do the right thing and keep quiet. "The more he opens his mouth, the more damage he does," he told the Guardian yesterday.

For good measure, Lee hinted at a political conspiracy behind Wright's recent, contentious attempts to justify his remarks. "It looks like he's being paid to keep talking," he said.

As one of the few people who liked Lee's flick on his Summer of Sam serial killer, I feel totally qualified to comment on Spike, and his nutty conspiro-theories.

Now here's a observation about the narcissistic Jeremiah Wright. Have you ever seen a guy who you know needs NO money to keep on talking?

You could offer Wright a million dollars, and he still wouldn't SHUT UP. He cannot. His mouth is surgically attached to his foot. He has no off switch.

Okay he lives in the Windbag City... but he could move to the Motor Mouth City any time.

Sorry Spike, but you're barking mad up the wrong tree here.

Jong, Demented and Hack

2008-05-01T20:09:00.002+01:00

Erica Jong is one of those "famous" writers whose fame rests on them hitting all the liberal pass points; and is utterly dependent on all their pals favorably reviewing their opuses in the New Yorker, the NY Slimes, et al.

You try to read them, then give up after page 20 because, well, life's too short to fry your brain with the banalities of Femi Nazi tripe. A Zipless Cluck, indeed.

But let's be honest here. If she'd looked like the typical Stalin-faced "feminist" of the 1960s, like Betty Friedan, she'd have got nowhere.

But don't be fooled by the photo here. Back then in her prime, she was a boffo babe. A right little hottie. Men wanted to fuck her, rather than read her. And that's it. We’re such predictable scum aren’t we chaps?

Fear of Not Being Thought Hip, is a reliable talentometer by which to assess which author to read of the millions out there. If it's a hip liberal, forget it. Steven King (while actually a tedious liberal Democrat in real life) just happens to be one of America's greatest living writers (despite Cell), but... he's not hip with liberals.

Our Erica is also a Puffington Post blogress alongside another reliably idiotic liberal lady writer, the equally batty Nora Ephron. She's also Jewish -- this is important, as I will explain in the money shot.

This Sunday Jong went to bat for the Rev. Wright based on the slimy performance with Bill Moyers, and by slimy, I mean Moyers. Wright was his normal unhinged self, just slightly more softly-spoken. Moyers was his normal slimy, unctuous liberal self and asked questions that would embarrass a ten year old.

The funny thing is that the day after Jong raved about Wright, her messiah finally tried to push Wright under that Granny bus -- using the same reasoning Jong had just excoriated as unacceptable the day before.

Here's one sample of Jong's hopeless reasoning. Now how anyone who has actually heard the raving Reverend sermonize can say this beats me, but she did... actually.

"This is a pastor I'd listen to on a Sunday"

My question to Erica is quite succinct...

Erica...does your Rabbi know you're sneaking off, on a Sunday, to Church, to listen to a Jew hating anti-Semite, spewing Hate Preach?

Oy vey, what a schmuck! That would be Erica: Jong, Demented and Hack.

The First Barack President of the...Harvard Law Review

2008-04-30T12:34:00.009+01:00

Now with the greatest respect, I imagine anyone can be a community organizer and/or social worker, if they really set their mind to it. You certainly don't need to have attended Columbia and Harvard.

But not everyone could clerk for, say, a stellar, gold standard Federal judge; and especially a US Supreme Court justice. You have to be really over-qualified and over-bright to do that. I mean, super-nova, about 0.01% of us, I guess.

Perhaps you have to go to Harvard, study law, and become President of the Harvard Law Review. They only have one a year, so I'm thinking that has to be pretty prestigious, elite position that carries clout in any Judicial clerkship you may seek. Puts you at #1 in the interview stakes.

Now if that man also happened to be the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, man... that HAS to be a home run.

Now we know Obama has bought into this activist judiciary. It's a means of gaining the nebulous concept of social justice, simply by the conceit of bypassing the legislature, thereby making the U.S. constitution mean what ever you have decided it means.

I think that's a crock, myself, as do all conservatives.. but Obama believes this liberal litmus test hook, line and clunker.

So you would think he might have concluded back then, that taking this route would be a much better option to effect the bogus change he apparently seeks. But instead he chose to start out as a most-anyone-can-do-it community organizer whose overall impact would be very minor, to be very kind.

So why didn't this smart, ambitious, highly-qualified HLR President follow the path of legal excellence?

Interesting question, no?

And imagine how beneficial for all of us had Obama clerked for Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas?

al-Qaida #2 slams Rosie O'Donnell over 9/11

2008-04-23T18:30:00.004+01:00

CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - in an audiotape released Tuesday, Osama bin Laden's chief deputy accused Rosie O'Donnell of trying to discredit the Sunni al-Qaida terror network by spreading the conspiracy theory that President Bush, neo-cons, the Illuminati, the Masons, the Shriners, and Israel were behind the Sept. 11 attacks...

One of the questioners asked about these conspiracy theories that have circulated in the Middle East and elsewhere claiming others were behind the 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

"The purpose of this lie is clear... To suggest that there are no heroes among the Sunnis who can hurt America as no else did in history. Iranian media snapped up this lie and repeated it." he said.

A clearly emotional Al-Zawahri went on to say he stopped watching The View after he heard Rosie O'Donnell make her outrageous claims live on air "(that) fire has never melted steel.... Gulf of Tonkin people, google it."

"After a hard day's terrorizing I looked forward to kicking back and watching The View. That El-Izabeth Hasselbeck (pbuh) is one hot mama. And Barbara Walters is one sexy MILF -- or maybe GGILF. Grrrrrrrr.

I used to think Rosie O'Donnell would make a perfect addition to my harem with her ample charms and child-bearing hips. But now I understand she is clearly a Jewess in the pay of the Shiites. Fire does melt steel you Zionist dumkopf."

Ms O'Donnell declined to comment for this article.

Nora Ephron: Deep Clot is Clueless In Washington

2008-04-23T12:57:00.005+01:00

Ace political analyst, and Oscar nominated screenwriter, Nora Ephron is a tolerant liberal. As such she’s very comfortable at making trite generalizations based on her stereotyping of a whole class of people.

Now I don’t want to get into a whole...should people who look like Secretariat really be making gratuitous insults against others. That’s a generalization, but you decide.

Nora is famous for writing a few movies in which the number of leading black faces can be counted on the fingers of a handless man. That is: ZERO.

When White Harry Met Pale Sally... Blackless in Seattle... You've Got White Male... Bewhited......

But that’s not even my main point. You notice Nora’s impeccable circular logic that so befits a liberal. The “when did you stop beating your wife” question?

So no matter which candidate the white male registered Democrat votes for, it is irrelevant. If it's Obama, then they are a misogynist. If it’s Clinton, then they are a racist. Heads you lose, tails you lose again white scumbag!

So being a white male means you can’t win. Except if you marry Nora. Like Carl Bernstein of Deep Throat fame, Nora’s second white husband.

Lecturing us recently about the whole Spitzer/hooker scandal, the effortlessly superior liberal Nora droned...

"Prostitution is a victimless crime..."

Back in 1986, Clueless in Washington (that would be Nora) had no idea her hubby was having an “affair” right under her nose with one of her best friends! That would be an also married British politician slash media whore. She was/is Margaret Jay – who also looked like a horse.

Ephron was pregnant with her second son, Max at the time. So traumatized was she when she found out what the whole of trendy Washington knew, Ephron delivered her baby son – sorry, I mean fetus son, prematurely as a result.

Maybe if she had two daughters she wouldn't be so cavalier about women selling their bodies for money as, oddly enough, news of HER husbands infidelity caused her so much emotional distress, her baby was born early.

Sure Nora... no victims here. Let's all move on.

Maybe that’s why she now has it in for racist and/or sexist white men. Apparently they are the bedrock of the Democrat Party! Who knew.

Obama insults his base: white billionaires

2008-04-15T11:31:00.007+01:00

From our sister fake news blog comes this exclusive from the campaign trail.

Don’t expect the Main Stream Media, which is in the Dukakis tank for Obama, to cover this bombshell.

Senator Obama apologizes for calling rich, white, upper-classes "bitter"
Deepak Vijay Throwt, The Politiscum
4/14/08

Barack Obama's support amongst his core constituency of super-rich, guilt trippin' whites continued to fall after the release of a tape of him making critical comments about this elite group.

"You go into these small towns in the Hamptons, and a lot of elite enclaves near Martha’s Vineyard, the snobs have been here now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them.

"And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to Gucci or the religion of Manmade Global Warming; or antipathy to people who aren't like themselves: plumbers, poolboys, cops, troops, ordinary folks; or anti-gun sentiment; or anti-SUV sentiment, as a way to explain their frustrations."

An unnamed San Francisco billionaire, speaking on conditions of anonymity, told The Politiscum that he and his other rich chums were very upset at this blatant stereotyping.

"We... like, you know.. thought he was one of us. Okay, he is this ‘person of color’... but that's way cool to hip white dudes. Because most of us inherited our billions, and we all had off-white nannies and wet-nurses. My diaper changer was herself from ‘south of the border,’ and I loved that woman fierce, like she was my own mother. Till we had to get her deported for stealing food from us, to feed her eight kids living off of welfare. So we felt we could, like, relate to him as an ordinary person who served us in a hospitality capacity. I feel so betrayed. We all do." Mr A. Billionaire.

In the latest Rasmussen poll, taken the day after Obama's controversial comments, Clinton has gained support in Hyannisport. She now leads Obama 80% to 20% amongst the hyper-rich, who still remain the socio-economic group to attract for those who wish to buy the 2008 Presidential election.