tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13155938.post-31889296512354755362008-03-25T20:09:00.000-05:002008-03-25T20:09:00.000-05:00In a related story, US Airways pilot B. Fife was fired today for discharging his firearm in the aircraft cockpit while in flight.<BR/><BR/>Previously, Mr Fife had worked as a Sheriffs Deputy in Mayberry NC. "Barney was always misfiring his gun. I only let him have one bullet, which he had to keep in his shirt pocket" said Sheriff Taylor.<BR/><BR/>Mr Fife was last seen with Juanita.<BR/><BR/>Thelma Lou, Mr Fife's wife, declined comment for this story.Mike Eutslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09015381165822916664noreply@blogger.com