Truth, Beauty, Love, and Elisa.

Proven Mathematical Equation

2008-10-10T21:07:00.002+11:00

The greater the irrelevancy = the skinner they try to be. You can just tell her wonky eye just loves the "Paris has anorexia" rumours.
Ugh. Boring.

Holly Madison used to be a Plain Jane.

2008-10-10T21:02:00.003+11:00

Amazing what a bit of polyester hair, breast implants, nose job, teeth-fixing and the rest of the shabang can do for a girl...

Bruce Upgrades to Demi 2.0

2008-10-10T20:51:00.002+11:00

She's younger, slimmer, less expensive, and gives him more value for money. It's Demi 2.0 - available only to old, rich ex- 'die hard' leads.

Still in love. Still perfect. Ugh

2008-10-10T20:44:00.002+11:00

Brangelina. At the Changeline Premiere and in New Orleans.

Sam Ro in a bikini is kinda freaking me out...

2008-10-02T21:58:00.003+10:00

O.k...so I'm used to this:

and this is kinda freaking me out...Linds and SamRo in Mexico..doing --> not much.

Wake me up when it's over

2008-09-30T21:47:00.002+10:00

Snoring couple are engaged. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. They're in Rome...but that's no Gregory Peck 'n Audrey.

Yum...mashed potatoes

2008-09-30T21:44:00.003+10:00

Here we see Mash-Face Lopez pawning off some awful new signature scent. I wonder if it smells like essence of bangers and mash...hmmm. Or..maybe it just smells like transvestite sweat. Either way....make way for me - cos I'm getting 10 bottles!

What the hell is Tommy drinking?

2008-09-30T21:40:00.001+10:00

Are the aliens in his system eating his "old man genes" or something. He's getting younger.

More Palin Train Wreck

2008-09-27T12:16:00.002+10:00

FForward to 3:30. Hilarious!

It aint enough makeup until your lips are stuck together...

2008-09-24T20:54:00.001+10:00

I present to you the beautiful Shauna Sand.

Elisita wants to look like Chrstie Brinkley when she's 54 as well

2008-09-24T19:56:00.002+10:00

!!! Hot!

Also, there are 50-ish year olds and then there are 50-ish year olds...poor Linda Hamilton is like the perfect anti-smoking ad.

Someone put this sack of potatoes out of her misery

2008-09-22T22:15:00.002+10:00

I doubt the creators of the Acropolis contemplated that it would one day be desecrated with this mash-face covered in chicken feathers...*rocks backwards and forwards awaiting the return of the model-only-era*

Travis Barker and DJ AM badly burned

2008-09-21T19:08:00.003+10:00

Travis Barker and DJ AM are critically injured in a private Learjet crash in South Carolina that killed four people. They are being treated in a burn unit in Augusta. Barker sustained severe burns from the waist down. DJ AM suffered facial burns. Apparently with DJ AM, "More than 50 percent of his body is burned and the worst is on his face."

Oh man...this is awful. Best wishes guys!!!

Gwen and Gav continue to make the notion of family a romantic one

2008-09-21T19:04:00.002+10:00

Just when I start to think that maybe the whole mum and dad two kids idea is overrated and impossible to sustain happily - I see Gwen and Gav...and I kind of start to think...maybe.

Someone gots tooth caps did

2008-09-20T09:30:00.019+10:00

I know they all do. But in this case, I think chiclet teeth are a definite improvement for Julian McMahon - as he looked kind of gross with his old-man-Aussie-teeth [Australians in the readership - do you kind of know what I mean?]

Early 90s

Mid 2000s. [hot]

Saying Definition of the Day

2008-09-20T09:30:00.015+10:00

Saying: Rode Hard and Put Away Wet
Definition: [below]

Poor Pam. I still love her though!

What do you do with a face like that?

2008-09-20T09:30:00.013+10:00

Honestly...I don't know. It's not that it's ugly per se...it's just so damn large and odd. The red I have to say, is a mild improvement.

So this is what billions can get you...

2008-09-20T09:30:00.010+10:00

An eating disorder, lovely skin, a penchant for nose candy, it- model BBFs and endless inebriated nights. Allegra and Moss party it up...and I hate to say it, but after the week I've had - I want to join.

Squinty gets Fuggy

2008-09-20T09:30:00.006+10:00

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. To everything the sleeves, the hair, the super-taut skin, the squint, the pout, the dress. Ugh. Renee is at the premiere of Appaloosa.

The Kookie Lovin' Feeling has gone

2008-09-20T09:30:00.003+10:00

Tom and Holmbie at the premiere of her ~~sad attempt at becoming a serious actress~~ Broadway debut. Well...he hasn't exactly lost the kookie feeling - but their tender embraces have. Can we say extra-awkward?

I don't know who is worse...

2008-09-17T20:27:00.001+10:00

Jocelyn Wildenstein or Amy Winehouse [below]....
Still thinking.

Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear oh dear

2008-09-14T19:39:00.003+10:00

*sigh*. Happy Birthday Amy.

I never thought I'd say this...

2008-09-12T23:56:00.001+10:00

but I think I've found someone more incompetent than the incumbent US president. Ms Sarah Palin...can we say...dumb and cuckoo?

Most PC weding video ever

2008-09-11T00:45:00.001+10:00

...I bet you didn't know that gayelles only hold hands and cuddle. There's not even a kiss! Methinks we have a long way to go.

Elisita has a serious soft spot for Posh Spice

2008-09-11T00:19:00.002+10:00

Ugh. This is awful. The skin is bad and her face a little too milky white compared with the ochre tones of the rest of her. But I still love her. And I hate that I love her. She's sporting the Farrow-do --> what in a few months it will all be credited to her.

Luckily she's posing next to Mash-Face Lopez...as she could make anyone look good next to her.