tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-128502479420808036.post-68440901527139351852007-08-07T23:31:00.000-05:002007-08-07T23:36:25.862-05:00I'm currently compiling a list of things not to say to a crying female:<br /><br />1) I don't want to talk about it.<br />2) I've told you twice. I'm not telling you again.<br />3) I still don't understand why that's worth crying over.<br />4) What, is it that time of the month?<br />5) Would it be possible for you to cry somewhere else?<br />6) Oh god, don't cry. I'm going to get all turned on now.<br />7) I was going to yell at you for something, but I forgot what it was. Looks like your boss took care of it.<br /><br />I started making this list earlier today when I was doing really, really menial tasks at work. Apparently my wandering mind turns misogynistic on its own.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/128502479420808036-6844090152713935185?l=mistakencontagion.blogspot.com'/></div>toddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12283146750834087122noreply@blogger.com1