tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12843084.post-2818667802594809322008-03-30T21:59:00.000-04:002008-03-30T21:59:00.000-04:00

My sister gave me a gift certificate to Lululemon after I pledged I had to own a pair after your orgasmic post. Unfortunately I was close to five months pregnant when we hit the Seattle store. The clerks prancing around with their taut backside and perky topsides had me feeling whale-like in minutes. I thrust the gift certificate at him and said, "Please don't make me try and use this on myself."

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