tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12732420.post-42687486738083133372007-04-20T22:12:00.000-07:002007-04-23T17:41:04.049-07:00Check this diary of known Antarctic Explorer, Shackleton.<br /><br /><i><b>Day IVXLLMC</b></i><br /><br />My childhood companion, Billy Stickers, has become seriously wounded in a fistfight we had in our tent. I didn't want to hurt him but he has been dropping so many L-Bombs on me, like a gooey-eyed "hey when are we going to marry, Shackleton", it's just not the place for it. I'll admit the atmosphere in these cramped surroundings has been pretty fucking romantic. Even I, Shackleton, have felt crazy aroused at certain points. But if Billy Stickers continues with this shit I might possibly give up on my mission to find the Magnet of the South. <br /><br />I am starting to wish I had just gone to Torremolinos.<br /><br /><br /><i><b>Day VLLMCXI</b></i><br /><br />I, Shackleton, and Billy Stickers have been discussing names for our new babies. Here is our list:<br /><br /><b>BOY NAMES</b><br /><br />Ice Cold Derek<br />Frombert<br />Terry Latino, PhD<br /><br /><b>GIRL NAMES</b><br /><br />I Wish You Were A Boy<br />Alan<br />Terry Latino, PhD<br /><br /><br /><i><b>Day KLXXMIC</b></i><br /><br />I straight up ate B. Stickers because we ran out of food. I sure hope nobody finds this signed confession.<br /><br /><br />Signed,<br />Shackleton.<br /><br /><br />-------<br /><br /><br /><i>"One summer, I watched a group of caterpillar eating a birch tree right outside my door. I thought a pair of them would make a perfect mustache. It was a difficult photo shoot, since they kept trying to crawl up my nose and also had trouble sticking to my face. Applying honey to my upper lip (my mother's suggestion) helped a great deal. Crossdressing, as an act that is generally thought of as highly unnatural act, transpires here using entirely natural materials."</i><br /><br /><img src="http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8426/ninashackletonds4.jpg"><br /><b>Self-Portrait as Sir Ernest Shackleton</b><br /><i>C-print, 6 x 8 inches, 2002</i>IOYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08686049798096819346noreply@blogger.com