tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12691345.post-1633710011312922502007-01-27T02:22:00.000+08:002007-01-27T15:21:24.906+08:00<span style="color:#996633;">I wake up today and it is a relatively nice morning. We’ve been having a fair share of sunlight lately. And an unseasonably warm winter is really something that us Singaporeans can’t complain about.<br /><br />I instinctively roll over to reach for my trusty vibrator, except…<br /><br />Except...err Houston, we may have a problem.<br /><br />I hold the implement with increasing pressure against my clit, moving it down to the lips of my pussy and then back again. <em>Bzzzt Bzzzt Bzzzt </em>the mechanical pulses resonate down my intimate tissue. I writhe urgently against the sheets, my mind flitting through its archives of favourite fantasies, longing, desiring, waiting… something…<br /><br />Anything…<br /><br />Hello? Is there life on Venus?<br /><br />Evidently not! I blame God. I blame SARS. And I blame the antibiotics.<br /><br />I finally orgasm after 15 minutes. (F-I-F-T-E-E-N minutes, people.) And then, only because I'm blue in the face and my clit has been beaten into resentful submission by my vibrator’s thriller speed Rotate-Whirl-Take-Out-The-Laundry combo.<br /><br />Numbed nether regions aside, I discover that life really does suck with a drug-diminished sex drive for all the following reasons:<br /><br />a. No urge to wank in the morning means I actually get to work on time.<br /><br />b. No urge to wank mid-day means the office toilet seats have a fighting chance of staying dry.<br /><br />c. No urge to wank in the evening means I can have sensible hobbies like vacuuming and stamp collecting.<br /><br />Yes, no urge to wank makes Sash a very productive human being but a very sad girl.<br /><br />So. That said, while azythromycin beats the crap out of my lingering throat infection and libido, I’ll be doing up some old stories from last year that I started but didn’t get to finish for one reason or another. So forgive me if the blog’s a bit chronologically impaired but everything will catch up at some point, I promise.<br /><br />Until then, happy reading!</span>sashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04645815290669575792noreply@blogger.com