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I can't figure out whether this is the nerdiest invention ever, or the lamest invention ever. Case for nerdy: 1. You thought ahead to yourself, "Honey, we take so many self-portraits of each other that come out JUST BARELY WRONG... never again!" 2. At least you HAVE someone to take a picture with. 3. It requires you to pick from several adaptors depending on your camera. Anything that

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Are you thinking of starting a website? Did you graduate with a masters in computer science? No? Here's my advice: don't do it. The website I mean. If you wanna get a degree in computer science, go for it. The degree I mean. Then start a website. Just make sure only a few people enjoy it. Seriously, like your mom and your second cousin, and maybe that guy who helped fix your flat tire one time

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Why is it that people always hunch over when they approach or exit a helicopter? Do they think they're going to get decapitated? Because I've never heard of a single person hitting their head on a helicopter blade. Not even a nick, or a buzz cut. It's not like Shaq forgetting to duck under a door entrance. Notice though, that nobody ever ducks down for a motionless helicopter blade. (Don't ask me

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The first bike I ever bought for myself (it's been 14 years since I outgrew the last one my parents bought for me) was what I call a "tester" - a cheap version of a potentially expensive product that you buy so you can figure out how much you'll use it, what you like/dislike about it, etc. It's like the opposite of a warranty - first you get the cheapest version of something so you can fuck it up

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On Thursday (May 22nd), BBC Two's weekly comedy chat show, "The Graham Norton Show" is planning to show screenshots of Scott Goodyer's blog post "The Alec Baldwin Fan Club" to Alec Baldwin himself (he's this week's guest). While this is awesome, there's no way for us Americans to watch it because a) we don't have the pleasure of viewing BBC, and b) the BBC website only lets you play videos if you

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Alright, who's next? I'm all greased up with nowhere to go! YOU?! You think you can ride me?? AHAHAHAHA!! I've been bucking mildly sober people off in under 30 seconds since we opened this white trash dump of a bar and you think you can even climb on without falling over?! Yeah, this oughta be funny. Oh good idea, tell all your friends to get out their cameras first, cuz this one's goin on

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Everyone's favorite PIC writer, Paul Frank, will soon be writing a weekly column called "Experimental Comedy." As part of the column-making process (nothing like childbirth, but something like raising a child), I ask new columnists to sum up their column in a short description. The result is this page full of them. You could think of it less as a description and more as some sort of guiding light

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Warning: The following post is for hardcore internet geeks only. And people who like to laugh at jokes, even though they might not fully understand them. After years and years of ridiculously inaccurate rankings and flawed methodology, Alexa has finally admitted guilt: "The New Alexa Rankings" http://www.alexa.com/site/company/announcement Talk about taking forever to fix your shit. This was a

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To be, or not to be vulgar? That is the question among many of the people who submit articles to PIC. Very often, I will get one of the following types of notes attached to submissions: I wrote this article. I don't know if it's too vulgar, but I hope not. I could probably edit out the bad words and stuff if you want. OR I wrote this really vulgar/offensive article. I figured PIC was

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The following is an email transcript: Court to Tushar Mar 24, 2008 at 5:23 PM AV Club: With that all said, do you still enjoy it [making South Park]? Trey Parker: No. But I've never enjoyed it. That's what's so funny. People always think that making the show is so much fun. Especially people that don't know what it's like to write, and stuff like that. It's always been totally stressful,

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One-on-One Elevator Moments "If we were the last two people on this elevator, and the entire elevator race depended on us, would you have sex with me? Hurry! We're running out of time!" "So that's it? You're not even going to tell me why you're mad at me? This is ridiculous. How am I supposed to know what I did wrong if you won't even talk to me?" (looking down, bashfully) "So, I was thinking,

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By JOHNNY GROELING Some of you may remember me from my previous piece, “The Ass Strike,” in which I documented a power struggle between me and my power hungry asshole. This tasteful piece surely secured my place in literary history alongside the likes of Hemingway, Twain, Shakespeare, and Seuss. So, following my accomplishment, I decided to bow out gracefully while at the top of my game. Yes,

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http://kevindavidcrowe.tumblr.com/post/28737458 This guy's post is exactly how I feel about TV these days: While trashy TV may seem like harmless fun, watch enough of it and your own daily thoughts will slowly disintegrate into trash as well. This is the way big media is beating up consumers mentally these days. Why do they want to do this? So your brain will be nice and soft when the

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In case you were wondering, this is why Evite sucks. Long story short: In 2001 Evite was bought by IAC (the multi-billion dollar company that owns Ticketmaster, Ask.com, Expedia, HotWire, Match.com, etc) and set on auto-pilot because there was no real competitor. Hey, when your company owns 60+ businesses, and one of the smaller ones is maintaining a steady number of users and revenue even

Courthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07402949843357795468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12446206.post-13592501231272495552008-03-11T03:31:00.002-04:002008-03-11T03:58:30.359-04:00

Occasionally I like to read random blogs on the internet. Not anything in particular, just the most average thing possible. I suppose I find some enjoyment in keeping a "finger on the pulse." For one, it amazes me how many people still keep the most boring daily accounts of their lives because they think other people are keeping up with every second. Maybe people ARE keeping up with every second

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When someone says "I'll never forget the time..." blah blah blah happened, I always want to take out a pencil and yell, "IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY MEMORY ERASER!!" then start prodding at them with it going "Get back! Get back!" Trust me, it's the perfect way to kill any story. Which reminds me of this really weird story I have about the other night (better tell it before I forget). My girlfriend and

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Holy shit, am I the last person or the first person in the US to discover the absolute insanity/awesomeness of every episode of the TV show "Scare Tactics" on the Sci Fi Channel? Each Scare Tactics episode contains 4 prank segments of about 4-5 minutes each, and I just spent the last 3 hours watching segments non-stop on YouTube. The show ran from 2003-2006, but why it stopped, and how

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While I'm on the subject of posting super-awesome-wow videos, I'd like to introduce you guys to my latest comedy troupe obsession (does 2 people count as a troupe?): Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher, aka BriTANick. I'm somewhat jealous because they get to claim Atlanta as their hometown while I just get to live in it (still love you, Huntsvegas), but now they're in New York City so points deducted

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Sometimes I feel like too many videos we laugh at these days are TOO zany, wild, outrageous, constructed, or setup. Is there a such thing as getting too much funny? Like if you leave TBS on in the background for long enough, eventually you even lose the motivation to laugh at Family Guy. That's why it's refreshing to get a dose of stuff like this every now and then: I love how different

Courthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07402949843357795468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12446206.post-72272641093937605572008-02-05T03:06:00.000-05:002008-02-05T03:08:16.597-05:00

Hear that? It's the sound of your alarm clock in your memory... the one you turned off an hour ago. Time to get up and vote. Well, only if you live in Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Kansas, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Missouri, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, or Utah. Otherwise you can

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I hate things that have a 50/50 chance. When somebody tells me something has a 50/50 chance of happening, it's like filling out an entire question and answer survey with "n/a" - you get absolutely no information and the whole thing was pointless. Or like my favorite quote from Scott Goodyer in which a badass whispers in one ear to a girl "I love you" and then immediately whispers in her other

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Select Status: Single Sleeping Around In a Relationship In a Fight On a Break On the Rebound Engaged Married About to Get Divorced Divorced Lonely It's Complicated Can't Talk About It Right Now In an Open Relationship In a Long-Distance Disaster Deciding Between Two People Happily Cheating on My Partner Trying Out the No Sex Thing Cyber Dating Ugly (Write your status in the comments)

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While drinking, listening to music, and doing the usual pre-Saturday night crunk activities the other night, I started thinking more in depth about the current paradox many rappers have set up for themselves, in that they currently rap about two things: getting money, and throwing money away. Getting money is a universally accepted goal for most Americans, but I'd venture to say that rappers

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Whenever I carry a 12-pack or more of toilet paper out of the store, I feel like everybody thinks I have diarrhea. Or that something else is really wrong with my butt. It wouldn't be so bad if those big multi-packs could actually fit in a plastic bag. But they can't. You always have to carry them free-hand. Like a case of beer. Imagine if you will, women, that you had to carry around a big box

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For the first time on PIC, I decided to actually schedule a Voyeur IM. Sometime this coming week, Mikey and I will log on to AIM and have a chat, a la the old Yahoo IM Live Contest, although you won't be able to read us until the next day, so think of it as tape delay. To borrow an old trick from every radio DJ, I'm taking suggestions from you, the demanding reader (perhaps listener, if you have

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