'Gabber JaW' with John and Wendy

For Jamie

2008-02-23T10:28:00.005-06:00

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Gabber JaW #173

2007-10-14T15:28:00.000-06:00

Without sans compressor show. Skull licking haunted house, Hedda Lettuce drag show. Fausto's iPhone gets good head. A moment of silence for our fucked up legal system (and dentistry).

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Gabber JaW #172

2007-10-08T13:37:00.000-06:00

I mispronounce words too! Kid Nation review. The right and wrong of rodeos. Six Sigma?: Sigh. Stumped by Surprises! We like Joe Rogan, in all his varied personas. Abraham Stinklestar wants a job in the entertainment industry. John goes on a bike ride, ha ha ha.

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Gabber JaW #171

2007-09-23T12:36:00.000-06:00

Chocolate Root Canal Pulp Fiction. John proposes a non-scary Halloween costume intervention. Cave Wendy on Mars. What instrument should John and Wendy play based on their personality? Scientific American corner. Ultimate Fighter vegan. Kathy Griffin and Jesus thank you for the press. Wendy's dream job finally opens up on the Match Game. "Um...Nah, we're good."

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Gabber JaW #170

2007-09-09T16:06:00.000-06:00

Attica! Attica! Attica! Just good ol' boys (one with a country-gross wiener-worn spot) trivia. PooToy (n.); Any frustrating and/or non-functioning item, e.g., iTunes. Fuck you, Steve Jobs. Should we talk more about Psychic stories (or should we know that answer already)? The semantics of spirituality.

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Gabber JaW #169

2007-09-04T21:16:00.000-06:00

Alright guys, band meeting... Witness the evolution from cannibal to vegan. Is "Jew" a bad word now? LSD and the apocalypse. Louie Ariola's Artichoke Casserole at Taste of Melrose Park. How to beat the retirement system (hint: it involves suicide). Entrapment or just good times? Flight of the Conchords. "Ouch it hurts my vagina!" Go Kid Nation Go!

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Gabber JaW #168

2007-08-26T16:08:00.000-06:00

Longest time without a show comes to an end! (No thanks to Dell!!) "I'm not sure I could fuck something like that for fuck's sake." El Nacho makes a literary guest appearance. 7 seconds of video scars Wendy. "Oh my god, my mom would do whatever my mom would do!"

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Gabber JaW #167

2007-07-17T18:34:00.000-06:00

Blame the blue screen of death for the recent lack of shows. There: Wendy said it! Who is this Sean Jean of which you speak? We like iGoogle. Do you care if the government has your DNA? Who in God's name would go to Atheist Day Camp? Louis CK investigates the Catholic Church.

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Gabber JaW #166

2007-06-18T18:16:00.000-06:00

You say tomato, I say croissant. Does everyone have cicadas? "this is not the story you think it is." "Where is my dick supposed to go?" Blues Fest gives me the blues. The ethics of sunglasses left behind.

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Gabber JaW #165

2007-05-31T18:23:00.000-06:00

Don't touch my glasses, O.K.? The bulleted agenda for today's show:

Dalai Lama/Lilith Faire,
IFL fight night/too fat for his chair.

John and Wendy argue over the N-word and the G-word. John finds out that he is as white as they come. "Don't say nothin' about his eye!" Philipino guy rapes retarded girl cause he was "bored". No more peach whole fruit bars??? It's OUTRAGEOUS!!!

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Gabber JaW #164

2007-05-04T19:12:00.000-06:00

We've had quite the few weeks. Comedy with shit-faced but funny Doug Stanhope and Dave Atell. The joys of moving (not). Did something happen at Virginia Tech recently?

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Gabber JaW #163

2007-04-12T18:29:00.000-06:00

Imus have freedom of speech! John admits that Rosie ain't all bad. Gwen Stefani is dumb. Dalai Lama plus IFL equals yin/yang in May. "I've got mechanical hives." John's about to learn who his ancestors are through the Genographic Project. Top 25 "Guilty Pleasure Bands".

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Gabber JaW #162

2007-03-26T18:20:00.000-06:00

It's not easy being made out of bones and meat and electricity. Is God the biggest abortionist? People crowding John. People abusing people. People helping people - with electricity. I actually thought I was going to throw up for a second.

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Gabber JaW #161

2007-03-20T19:24:00.000-06:00

More JaW, Less Food. Edy's Whole Fruit Bars and Republic of Tea, are you listening? Update on Bong Hits 4 Jesus. "I meant fag in the retard way, not the gay way." Black Gingers. "We have to accept that we have differences." Ball burning, battery, and stay out of my business. Don't have a job? Have a Wii party! JaW advice for a listener.

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Gabber JaW #160

2007-03-09T19:05:00.000-06:00

Right, said Fred. We're moving, and all the fun that comes with that. Promoting homosexuality at school? "Are you the mouse person?" DARWIN comes to Chicago. Mini book review: "Before the Dawn: Recovering the Lost History of Our Ancestors." A bit of Would You Rather.

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Gabber JaW #159

2007-02-15T20:59:00.000-06:00

Extra double-flusher comedy. Is that snow in your nose? No, it snot. Bumper sticker philosophy. Is that a baby in your pants? No, its Oprah. Wendy has a sex dream at last. "I really don't care." Criminal intent vs. actual crime.

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Gabber JaW #158

2007-02-04T20:40:00.000-06:00

"We're not here because we're greedy, we're just here to feed the needy!" It's all a bed of roses until bad cutoff day. Wendy's left alone for a week and has to call the cops. Sara Silverman Program review. "Eww, who's that??" Little Miss Sunshine review. You say fora, everybody else says forums.

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Gabber JaW #157

2007-01-31T19:17:00.000-06:00

Bubble butts and new neural pathways. And crappy audio that we're sorry for. Don't end your sentences with a preposition. What? You said "...audio that we're sorry for." It should be "...audio for which we're sorry". Uh...are you talking to yourself? No, typing. Weirdo.

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Gabber JaW #156

2007-01-18T18:51:00.000-06:00

Love me, love my gas. Kidnappings, killings, and dungeons. "I'm gonna go ahead and leave changing the world to somebody else." Cheaters. American Insult. JaW explores porn and motorcycles.

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Gabber JaW #155

2007-01-14T19:46:00.000-06:00

JaW's new obsessions. Don't hold your wee. Kidnappings and other fun topics. Waddya want for free?

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Gabber JaW #154

2007-01-06T19:34:00.000-06:00

Crunchy joints. "I'm stacking." What happens at Bingo stays at Bingo. Here's a tip for ya'...get a better job. "It is so sad to see a grown man come to work with a sack lunch." Beatles Love Hurts. Wendy gets hives. The Great Spaghetti Sauce Incident of '07. I feel bad that Val Kilmer doesn't have this podcast. Everything comes down to poo -- but you already knew that.

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Gabber JaW #153

2006-12-25T16:00:00.000-06:00

Yeah, we're still here, bitches! Xmas show, Gabber JaW style (you know, trashing Christ and making fun of other religions.) Oh yeah, don't get in a car with a Libra.

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Sorry!

2006-12-20T21:11:00.000-06:00

This has been the longest time in almost 2 years between podcasts. We have not padfaded - We've just been drowning in some other stuff. Nothing tragic, just a few deadlines all at once (and then the holidays are no help!). Thanks for your patience...XOXO

Gabber JaW #152

2006-12-05T22:14:00.000-06:00

Every conversation does NOT have to involve your kid. Samuel Fishburne or Lawrence Jackson? Casino Royale with Cheese. Pulling out of the Podcast Station? What flavor soda pot do you want? "I say you can blow their head off." Didja know Wendy was in juvie for a time? "Kill a baby. Save your boobies."

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Gabber JaW #151

2006-11-29T22:04:00.000-06:00

White Wendy and Black Friday. "You don't deserve money cause somebody was mean to you." (Jesse Jackson is an extortionist) Thank You For Smoking review. Law for loans? Space boners for everyone! Click here to get mp3.