tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-117798442008-08-24T20:35:06.983-05:00A BELOW-THE-BELLY LOOK AT LIFE INSIDE MY MOTHER, BRITNEY SPEARS: THE WORLD'S MOST WHITE TRASH POP STAR MOMMY!!!@!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1127325117355468692005-09-21T12:48:00.000-05:002005-09-21T12:51:57.370-05:00OMFG! MOMMY IS <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9343164/">SO DREPRESSED</a> FOR SOME REASON...SHE'S BEEN WALKING AROUND LIKE A ZOMBIE WOMEN WHILE DADDY HANGS OUT BY POOL DRINKING MARGARATAS WITH SOME UGLY PERSON NAMED SHAR SHAR JACKSON FIVE!!@!1<br /><br />MOMMY SAYS SHE IS SAD BUT THAT HER TEARS ARE REALLY FOR HAPPNINESS BUT I DON'T BELIEVE HER. SHE SAYS THAT SHE IS GOING TO TAKE SOME H APPY PILLS AND I SAY THAT'S BULLSH*T. I DON'T BELIEVE IN PILL. THE OTHER DAY I WAS WATCBHING AND INTERVIEW WITH TOM CRUISE AND HE SAYS THAT PEOPLE WHO TAKE HAPPY PILLS ARE GAY. I DON'T WANT TO BE GAY.....Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com139tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1126815661651333882005-09-15T15:17:00.000-05:002005-09-15T15:21:01.666-05:00OKAY TO STOP ALL THE EMAIL I'VE BEEN GETTING ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY PEE PEE I'D LIKE SAY THAT YES, MY PEE IS HUGE<br /><br />NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY AND YOU CAN ALL GO BUY MY TROJAN MAGNUM'S FOR MY FIRST DAY BIRTHDAY, LET ME JUST TELL YOU I'M BORED OUT OF MY ASS.<br /><br />IN MOMMY'S UTERUS I WAS ABLE TO SWIM AROUND AND POKE AT STUFF LIKE HER LIVER AND PANCREAS<br /><br />BUT SITTING HERE IN THIS HOSPITAL BED AROUND ALL THESE OTHER BABIES IS LIKE BEING AT A FRICKIN RETARD CONVENTION. DO THESE BABIES OR NURSIES KNOW WHO I AM? I THGOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE BORN IN THE RIZT CARLTON OF HOSPITALS BUT NO, MOMMY DECIDED TO GO TO A REGULAR ONE. THAT IDIOT. BUT WHO CARES. I GET OUT IN A FEW DAYS.<br /><br />I'VE ALREADY TASTED MOMMY'S MILK AND IT TASTE LIKE ASS WATER. I NEED SOME SOY MILK I THINK.<br /><br />CATCH YA LATER, YA'LL....<br /><br />FETUS, OUT!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com66tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1126738490930223152005-09-14T17:47:00.000-05:002005-09-14T17:54:50.956-05:004:00 PM CENTRAL HERE AT THE HOSPITAL IN SANTA MONICA. THANK GAWD I'M NOT IN HOLLYWEIRD YET BECAUSE THOSE PEOP LE ARE WEIRD....BUT I THINK ME MOMMY AND DADDY NEED TO SWING BY THERE ON THE WAY TO THE HOUSE TO SCORE SOME COCAINE ON THE WAYYY BACK HOME.. .<br /><br />WOW. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY..<br /><br />WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT WHAT GUYS CALL 'FRESH AIR' ACTUALLY TASTES AND SMELLS LIKE ASS.<br /><br />I PREFER MOMMY'S SMELLY UTERUS TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH....ALL YOU CAN EAT IN THE STOMACH..<br /><br />I'M SITTING HERE IN THE BABY ROOM WITH ALL THESE OTHER CUTSIE MIDGET F***TARDS. I'M WEARING SOME SORT OF BEANIE. I TOLD MOMMY THAT I DON'T WANT TO BE A JEW OR KABBALAH OR ANYTHING. I JUST WANT TO BE A FETUS SSSSS!!!!! SPEARSSSSSSSDSSSSSSSSS!!!!!<br /><br />BALASDSAFD...<br /><br />DAMN I'M HUNGRY . WHAT'S THIS WAITING AROUND TO EAT CRA? IN MOMMY'S TUMMY I BASICALLY ATE WHAT I WANT. NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR SOME FATASS NURSE TO COME GIVE ME FOOD...<br /><br />CAN'T WAIT TILL MOMMY BREASTS FEEDS ME. MANY OF YOU HAVE WRITTEN TO SAY HOW LUCKY I AM, THAT I GET TO SUCKLE O0N THE TEAT OF A POP PRINCESSS. YES, IT'S AWESOME, BUT THIS IS MY MOM WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SO SHUT THE F UP....<br /><br />I ACCIDENTLY LEFT MY POWER BOOK IN MOMMY'S UTERUS. SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA POOP IT UP TONIGHT..<br /><br />DOCTOR GAVE ME ONE OF THOSE COOL BLACKBERRY'S THAT EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE CARRYING AROUND HERE. IT F'ING SUCKS. I WANT A GODDAMN TREO....BUTTONS ARE SMALLER FOR MY SMALL FINGERS....<br /><br />DADDY'S LOOKING AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW NOW...SHOULD HE BE WORKING OR SOMETHING...THAT DUDE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE...<br /><br />STAY TUNED...THIS LIVING THING IS HILARIOUS....Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com51tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1126724879702014752005-09-14T14:05:00.000-05:002005-09-14T14:07:59.736-05:00I'M ALMOST GONNA BUST MY ASS LOOSE FROM THIS WOMB...ANY MINUTE NOW...STAY TUNED....THE DOCTORS JUST ABOUT HAVE ME BY MY LEGS;.......THIS IS IT, BITCHES!!! GET MY SHADES READY, AND START SNAPPING THOSE PHOTOS!!! THE #1 FETUS IS ABOUT TO ENTER THIS WORLD AND START FUNKING SPIT UP!!!@!@!@@<br /><br />IT'S TIME FOR LIFE...<br /><br />TIME FOR LIVING...<br /><br />TIME TO BARF ALL OVER DADDY'S FACE...AND MOMMY'S TOOO...<br /><br />TIME TO BECOME THE WORLD'S FIRST POP STAR FETUS...<br /><br />TIME TO POO AND POO ALL OVER MOMMY'S FACE....<br /><br />IT'S TIME, FOLKS! THIS BUN IS ABOUT TO POP LIKE A ZIT ON MOMMY'S FUGLY FACE!~!!!!!!<br /><br />I'LL SURELLY BE BACK, BUT FOR NOW----<br /><br />FETUS, OUT!!!!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1125356939549098332005-08-29T18:01:00.000-05:002005-08-29T18:08:59.566-05:00SOMEBODY STICK A FORK IN MY ASS - I'M ALMOST DONE., BITCHES!!!!<br /><br />WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOONNAA GET BLITZED-TO-THE-TITS WASTED AND START DONKEY PUNCHING EVERY CHICK I SEE!!! THAT'S IF I'M A DUDE! I STILL DON'T KNOW BECAIUSE IT'S DARK IN HERE AND MY MOMMY SAYS I SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH MYSELF.....ASFDD.ASHJI;LIHASD;LHFAL;SD<br />]<br />SO <a href="http://liquidgeneration.com/news/news168.asp">DID YOU HEAR</a> MY DADDY GOT A JOB? HE'S GONNA BE A DANCE INSTRUCTOR. WHAT A STUPID ASS. A FRY COOK AT MCDONALDS IS MORE QUALIFIED TO DANCE THAN HE IS. WHAT IS HE GOING TO TEACH EVERYONE? THE POOR-ASS SHUFFLE? THE GOLD DIGGERS MARENGUE? I HATE THAT BITCH.<br /><br />YES, I' M A PLAYAAAAAA HATEAAAAAA!<br /><br />I'M SO GODDAMN BORED.<br /><br />LIFE BETTER BE MORE EXCITING THEN THIS HERE POUCH. IT'S LIKE A FRICKIN SAUNA IN HERE. AND THERE'S NOT EVEN AN ASIAN CHICK TO GIVE ME A MASSAGE. THEY SHOULD MAKE UTERUSES DESIGNED BY THE RITZ CARLTON. NOW THAT WOULD BE STYLE. I'LL TAKE THE PENHOUSE UTERUS, I'D SAY. A UTEROUS WITH A SWIMMING PPOOL. A UTERUS WITH A DECENT BED. ONE THAT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE STARBUCKIS AND SLIM JIMS.,....<br /><br />AIGHT.<br /><br />FETUS, OUT!!!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com43tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1123710700066682702005-08-10T16:47:00.000-05:002005-08-10T16:51:40.080-05:00SO SOME OF YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD THAT SOMEBODY AT MOMMY'S HOUSE POPPED A CAP IN THE ASS OF ONE OF THOSE SWEATY PAAPPPARAAZZIII PHOTOGRAPHERS!!!<br /><br />SOME SAY IT WAS DADDY....SOME SAY IT WAS JAIME LYNN....SOME SAY IT WAS MOMMYY....BUT NOT<br /><br />IT WAS ME, BITCH3S! I WAS THE GUNMAN ON THE GRASSY KNOLL! I GOTS LOTS OF GATS IN MOMMY'S UTERUS, AND I'M NOT EVEN PLA YIN'<br /><br />I POKED MY GLOCK OUT OF MOMMY'S BELLYBUTTON AND SHOT THAT MOFO IN THE LEG AND HE CRIED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!<br /><br />THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FO HANGIN' ROUND MY PAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />HAHAHA! IF ANY OF YOU PAPPAPRARAAZZZZIII MESS WITH ME AND MY FAMILY I WILL SERIOUSLY F YOU UP. AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE M OMMY AND DADDY ALL THAT MUCH!⁄⁄!!! BUT I HATE YOU EVEN MORE...<br /><br />I WANT TO EAT YOUR BABIES.......<br /><br />FETUS, OUT!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com82tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1123612265653321322005-08-09T13:09:00.000-05:002005-08-09T13:31:05.693-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/uploaded_images/bspears_bikiniboat1-788779.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/uploaded_images/bspears_bikiniboat1-786810.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;">HOLA, BITCHES!!!!!! YOU WOULDN'T BE BELIVE HOW TIGHT IT'S GETTING IN MOMMY'S FAT BELLY! NOTTHING GETS YOU BIG AND FAT LIKE STARBUCKS, AND MOMMY DRINKS THOSE EVERY DAY . MOMMY BOUYGHT DADDY FEDERLINE A STARBUCKS CARD SO HE DO0ESN'T HAVE TO USE CASH AND HE ONCE TRIED TO USE IT TO BUY CLOTHES AT THE STORE!!! WHAT A FRICKING DUMB ASS. DADDY GETS MORE WHITE TRASH BY THE DAY!!!@!!@@@!@!!!<br /><br />WHAT 'S THAT CRAP ABOUT XTRINA AGRUILLA TALKING TRASH ABOUT MOMMY??/ SHE SAYS THAT MOMMY'S CAREER IS OVER!!@! THAT'S BULLCRAP! MOMMY IS GO ING TO BE A MOO MMMY! ISN'T THAT A JOB!!@!@!@@ WHAT'S XTINA'S JOB? BEHING A HERPES-WHORE WHO LOOKS LIKE A CIRCUS CLOWN!??!? OHHHH THAT';S SO HARD. I CAN BE A SLUTTY CLOWN, TOO, JUST BUY ME SOME MAKE UP!!!!<br /><br />WELL I SHOULD BE POPPING OUT SOON. SOMEBODY BETTER GET ME SOME SHADES, PREFERABLY A NICE PAIR OF RAY BANNS, BECAUSE THE PAPPAROARAIZZZI COVERAGE IS GOING TO BE SICK! MOMMY'S GONNA HOLD ME UP TO THE CAMERAS AND I'M GONNA PEE ALL OVER THEM. CAN'T WAIT. OHHHHHHHHH WHAT A GOOD TIME. I WANT TO MY LIFE STARTED.....I WANT TO START MOOCHING LIKE DADDY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE...J/K. ......ROFL!!@Q!W@#WEWEEEE##<br /><br />-FETUS, OUT!!!!!<br /></div>Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com43tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1120853889836794332005-07-08T14:59:00.000-05:002005-07-08T15:18:09.843-05:00OKAY BITCHES!!@!@@ LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT THERE ARE NO OTHER BABIES IN THIS SACK. IF THERE WERE I WOULD SHOULD BITE IT'S HEAD OFF. MOMMY'S SACK IS ALL MINE. SO ARE HER BOOBS. BUT THAT KEVIN!! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, NOBODY DRINKS MORE STARBUCKS LIKE HIM! HE PEES COFFEE ALL OVER MOMMY IN BED. THAT IS DISGUSSTING....<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/uploaded_images/btmobile-720252.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/uploaded_images/btmobile-718796.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>MOMMY LIKES TO TALK TO HER BOOBIES!<br /><br />SO I'VE BEEN GROWING BALLS. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THEY ARE MY BOOBIES OR MY SCROTUM. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? THEY BOTH FEEL GOOD, BUT THEY BOTH ITCH LIKE A BITCH.<br /><br />YOU KNOW. MY POWERBOOK IS TAKING SUCH A BEATING IN SIDE THIS UTERUS. MY HARDDRIVE CRASHED ANd i HAD TO INSTALL A NEW OS X! DAMN I APPLE. THE WORST PART IS THAT APPLE DOESN'T SERVICE INSIDE UTERUSES. IF THAT WAS THE CASE I'D BE ALL SET AND MY POWERBOOK PIECE OF SH*T WOULD BE FINE. GOD DAMN IT. I THINK I'LL BUY A PC WHEN I'M OUTTA HERE. THAT'S IF DADDY FEDERELINE STOPS SMOKING AND I WON'T BECOME A CRACK BABY.<br /><br />WOO HOO.Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com136tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1119538494173516612005-06-23T09:48:00.000-05:002005-06-23T09:54:54.176-05:00HOLGY GOD DAMN I THINK I'M GOING RETARDED!!!!!!!!<br /><br />ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO HAVE SEVEN TOES? TWO BIG TOES AND FIVE LITTLE ONES? I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE ON THE NET AND I CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE IT OUT!!@!!@<br /><br />I JUST HOPE I DON'T GROW UP TO HAVE A HAIRY TONGUE -- I'VE SEEN THAT CRAP ON THE NET AND I WANT TO VOMIT ALL OVER MOMMY'S UTERUS!!!!<br /><br />I ALSO HOPE I DON'T END UP WITH A BUTTHOLE LIKE GOATSE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CRAP ALL ABOUT!!@!@!#W##$$%????? THE INTERNET MAKES ME WANT TO EAT MY WAY OUT OF MOMMY'S UTERUS!<br /><br />HOW HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN!!@ I'VE JUST BEEN GROWING AND CRAP. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE MOMMY DOESN'T SLUP SOMETHING FROM STARBUCKS, MAKING HER FAT ASS EVEN FATTER. I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GOING TO BE 500 LBS BY THE TIME I'M OUT OF HERE. THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TEAR ME FROM HER UTERUS WITH A CRANE.Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1118757959790346922005-06-14T09:03:00.000-05:002005-06-14T09:05:59.796-05:00HOLA MY PEOPLES! LONG TIME NO TALK! JUST SPENDING MY GESTATION PERIOD ROLLING DICE IN MOMMY'S TUMMY. ME AND DADDY PLAY CRAPS A LOT IN MOMMY'S VAGINA BUT HE ALWAYS RUNS OUT OF MONEY AND HAS TO ASK MOMMY FOR MORE CASH THAT FREELOADING LOSER!!!@!@W##E@<br /><br />SO WHAT'S UP!!???! I HOPE TO WRITE ANOTHER PODCAST THIS AFTERNOON! THAT'S IF MOMMY DOESN'T EAT SOMETHING NASTY AND SHE AND ME ARE ON THE TOILET ALL EVENING...SO WE'LL SEE!!@!!<br /><br />I'VE BEEN DOWNLOADING CLIPS OF MOMMY'S TV SHOW....HOLY DAMN ALMIGHT THAT SHOW SUCKS. I CAUGHT A MARATHON SUNDAY AFTERNOON AND ALMOST CHOKED MY SELF TO DEATH WITH HER EMBILICAL CORD. I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN....<br /><br />FETUS, OUT!!!!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1118155430788078882005-06-07T09:41:00.000-05:002005-06-07T09:43:50.793-05:00OKAY! OMG! SOMETHING WEIRD DDDDD IS HAPPENING TO ME RIGHT NOW?! I THINK I AM GROWING SOMETHING DOWN BY MY WEE WEEE AND IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A PEE PEE!<br /><br />I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A HO!<br /><br />THAT'S RIGHT! I'M GONNA BE A GIRL!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8088526/">MOMMY WAS SEEN</a> BUYING CLOTHES FOR ME THE OTHER DAY!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! SHE CAN'T EVEN KEPT A SECREAT! NOBODY CAN HANDLE HER TRUTH!!@!!@<br /><br />WELL, HERE'S TO BEING A HOT PIECE OF JAILBAIT!!!<br /><br />FETUS, OUT!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1117118362055904582005-05-26T09:37:00.000-05:002005-05-26T09:39:22.060-05:00HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!<br /><br />HELLLLLP! THERE ARE TWO SUPER HUGE JELLY MONSTERS ATTACKING MOMMY'S CHEST!!@!!@@#$$^%^%^&*$t ^&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;$%*&<br /><br />SOMEBODY GET THEM OFFFFFF!!!!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/images/boob1.jpg" border="2" /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/images/boob2.jpg" border="2" /></div>Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1116887892837967652005-05-23T17:35:00.000-05:002005-05-23T17:38:12.843-05:00HOLY CRAPIZOID! THERE'S A NEW FETUS IN TOWN AND I'M GOING TO KICK IT'S FRICKIN' ASS!!!<br /><br />FETUS GARNER - UNBORN BITCH BOY TO BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER!<br /><br />WHAT? WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? YOU WANT TO KICK IT'S ASS? WELL SO DO IT!!! AND I DID IN THIS NEW GAME ON LIQUIDGENERATION!<br /><br /><a href="http://liquidgeneration.com/games/spears_garner.asp">BIRTH MATCH 3000: FETUS SPEARS vs. FETUS GARNER</a><br /><br /><img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/images/fetusgame.jpg" /><br /><br />THAT'S ME! <a href="http://liquidgeneration.com/games/spears_garner.asp">PLAY THE GAME</a> RIGHT NOW!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1116338904079482852005-05-17T09:06:00.000-05:002005-05-17T09:08:44.740-05:00YO YO YO! IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER FETUS SPEARS PODCAST!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/images/podcast.gif" /><br /></div><br />TOPICS COVERED:<br /><ul> <li>WHICH BODY PARTS ARE GROWING</li><li>READER EMAIL<br /></li> <li>I SING</li> <li>I FART</li> <li>I MAKE DOO DOO IN MOMMY'S UTERUS!!!!@!!@<br /></li> </ul> CLICK HERE TO LISTEN - <a href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/fetuscast/fetuscast-may16-2005.mp3">THE FETUS SPEARS PODCAST #6</a><br /><br />DON'T FORGET TO EMAIL ME AT <a href="mailto:fetusspears@liquidgeneration.com">FETUSSPEARS@LIQUIDGENERATION.COM</a>!!!!<br /><a href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/fetuscast/fetuscast-may16-2005.mp3"><br /><br /></a>Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1116273866379979402005-05-16T15:02:00.000-05:002005-05-16T15:04:26.383-05:00HOLY CAN OFF LARD!!!@! MOMMY IS A FATASS! YEP, THE NEATUS FETUS IN THE WORLD IS GROWING!!@!!@w##$$#<br /><br />I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT SEX I AM, BUT MY TITS ARE GETTING HUGE!!!! THAT WOULD SUCK IF I WAS A GUY BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN I'M GONNA BE A HUGE FAT ASS. OH WELL I LIKE FOOD.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/images/bigbelly.jpg" border="2" /></div>Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1115843822129501832005-05-11T15:32:00.000-05:002005-05-11T15:37:02.253-05:00I AM ONE SICK FETUS! I MIGHT HAVE A COLD OR AN STD OR SOMETHING. SEE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MOMMY KISSES/LAYS A FREE LOADER WHO IS WHITE TRASH. I THINK SHE GETS TESTED EVERY TIME DADDY FEDERLINE LAYS A HANDER ON HER, WHICH IS OFTEN, BECUASE HE'S ALWAYS FEELIN MOMMY UP FOR SOME CASH!<br /><br />AH, C'EST LA VIE!<br /><br />YES THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES! I KNOW ME SOME FRENCH!!!!@!!!@!<br /><br />SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF PODCAST LAST WEEK@! MY FINGERS ARE HITTING A GROWTH SPURT LIKE YOU WOULDN'T FRICKEN BELIEVE, AND BECAUSE OF THAT, I'VE BEEN HURTIN. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GROW. YOU HURT. IT'S JUST PART OF LIFE I GUESS!<br /><br />HOLY CRAP I DON'T SOUND DEPRESSED DO I!!@!!@# IT'/S JUST THAT WHEN UR SICK AND HAVE THE SNIFFLES U DO N 'T THINK STRIAGHGT! I JUST WANNA LAY DOWN ON MOMMY PLACENTA AND GOES TO SLEEP UNTIL I'M BETTER.; .........<br /><br />NIGHT-NITE!<br /><br />FETUS, OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1115353738931001302005-05-05T23:27:00.000-05:002005-05-05T23:28:58.936-05:00MOMMY SPEARS AND DADDY FEDERLINE AND I WERE JUST ABOUT TO GO TO BED WHEN DADDY PUT HIS HAND ON MOMMY'S TUMMY AND SAID THAT HE ALWAYS WANTED TO BANG A PREGNANT CHICK. I THINK I'M GOING TO ABORT MYSELF.Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com40tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1115152039372422912005-05-03T15:25:00.000-05:002005-05-03T15:27:19.373-05:00HOLLY HOSSANNNAH!@!! DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE <a href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/2005/05/jesus-fetus.html">JESUS IN THAT FETUS</a>? DAMN!!@! THERE'S JUST A POWERBOOK IN THIS POUCH...I WISH A JESUS WAS IN SIDE THE UTERUS WITH ME...I'M GETTING LONELY. THE SMELL OF MOMMY'S LIVER MAKES ME WANNA PUKE!!!&amp;!!!!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1115059555141251402005-05-02T13:44:00.000-05:002005-05-02T13:45:55.143-05:00DAMN OH DAMN OH DAMN AM I GETTING HUNGRY!!@! BY THE LOOK OF MOMMY'S MILKDUDS, I'M SURE GONNA BE IN FOR A TREAT WHEN I POP OUT OF HER UTERUS THIS FALL!!@!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/images/milkduds.jpg" border="2" /></div>Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1114699216381715842005-04-28T09:37:00.000-05:002005-04-28T09:43:41.616-05:00HEY BITCHES!! EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE FETUS HAS A NEW PODCAST!!@!!@<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/images/podcast.gif" /><br /></div><br />TOPICS COVERED:<br /><ul> <li>AMERICAN IDOL</li> <li>SHAR JACKSON IS AN ASS!!!</li> <li>DADDY FEDERLINE IS ALSO AN ASS!!@!!~</li> <li>AND MORE!!</li> </ul> CLICK HERE TO LISTEN - <a href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/fetuscast/fetuscast-april27-2005.mp3">THE FETUS SPEARS PODCAST #5<br /><br /><br /></a>Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1114624721063130902005-04-27T12:55:00.000-05:002005-04-27T12:58:41.063-05:00WOW IS MOMMY GETTING FAT. I THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT I WAS IN THE BELLY OF KIRSTIE ALLY BUT NO I AM IN THE BELLY OF MY MOMMY. HER PLACENTA SMELLS LIKE CHOPPED LIVER!!@!!!!<br /><br /><br /><img style="width: 299px; height: 348px;" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/images/fatass1.jpg" border="2" /><br /><br /><img style="width: 299px; height: 433px;" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/images/fatass2.jpg" border="2" /><br /><br /><img style="width: 301px; height: 313px;" src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/images/fatass3.jpg" border="2" />Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1114438309429733752005-04-25T09:09:00.000-05:002005-04-25T09:11:49.430-05:00DADDY IS A EUROTRASH! DADDY IS A EUROTRASH!@@!@!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT POSER IS <a href="http://www.thisislondon.com/til/jsp/modules/Article/print.jsp?itemId=18158308">POSING IN VOGUE MAGAZINE</a>!!@!@ DOESN'T HE KNOW EYE-LINER IS FOR GOTHS!!! GOTHS SUCK ASS! AND SO DO EUROTRASH! DADDY IS DEFINETLY A DOUCHEBAB!!!@@<br /><br /><img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/images/eurotrash.jpg" border="2" />Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1114114194249350952005-04-21T15:08:00.000-05:002005-04-21T15:09:54.250-05:00HOLY CRAP-O-LA! MOMMY AND DADDY JUST HAD SEX AND DADDY GOT ALL SOFT AND MOMMY COULDN'T HAVE AN ORGASM! NOW SHE IS PISSED AND EATING CORNCHIP! LOLOLOLOLO!!!@! DADDY NEEDS VIAGERA!!!!!!@!@!!!!@@###$<br /><br />FETUS, OUT!!!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1113920847424227842005-04-19T09:23:00.000-05:002005-04-19T09:27:27.426-05:00HEY HEY ALL YOU PARTY PEOPLE! EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE FETUS HAS A NEW PODCAST!!!@!<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/images/podcast.gif" /><br /><br />Click here to listen - <a href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/fetuscast/fetuscast-april18-2005.mp3">The Fetus Spears PodCast #4</a><br /><br />WHAT'S DO I TALK ABOUT?<br /><br /><ul> <li>MY NAME!</li> <li>FETUS TEMPERATURE!</li> <li>READER COMMENTS!</li> <li>DOES MOMMY'S BUT STINK?<br /> </li> <li>MORE!<br /> </li> </ul> PODCASTING IS SOOO MUCH FUN! I AM TRULY THE WORLD'S NEATEST FETUS!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11779844.post-1113836608145709382005-04-18T09:57:00.001-05:002005-04-18T10:03:57.736-05:00HOLY CRAPPING NEWS FLASH! MOMMY SECRETELY <a href="http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i1597">MARRIED HITLER</a> LAST WEEK!!! I THOUGHT I SMELLED BRATWURST IN MY MOMMY'S STOMACH!!!@@#!!<br /><blockquote>Last week in Las Vegas the Pop Princess and the most evil man ever to live were secretly wed at the "Lucky Larry" Marriage Chapel.<br /><br />After a night on the town in Las Vegas Britney and Adolf (life long friends) decided that they should go out and have a few pints. It is believed that Britney popped the question to the Nazi dictator who jumped at the opportunity.<br /><br />The Staff at the 'Lucky Larry' all night marriage chapel although surprised to see the couple are used to such high profile marriages between pop stars and fascist dictators having hosted the wedding of Benito Mussolini and Jennifer Lopez the previous year.<br /><br />Why the young Britney has decided to marry Hitler may remain a mystery, but when Hitler’s Ex Eva Brown was asked why did she think Britney had fallen for the mass murdering, one bollocked evil dude she said simply,<br /><br />"It's his ‘tache, it's just so god damn sexy!!!"</blockquote>UPDATE: OH DAMN YOU INTERNETS!!!$@! I FELL FOR ONE OF YOUR SPOOFS!!!@@!!!!!!!Fetus Spearshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12159313679316377188noreply@blogger.com230